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(Last Angry Fan) NewsFlash Paralympian Oscar "Blade Runner" Pistorius mistakes girlfriend for a home invader, allegedly shoots and kills her   (lastangryfan.com) divider line 417
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2013-02-14 10:33:08 AM  

sudo give me more cowbell: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i2.listal.com image 600x400]

I guess he was just tired of her shiat.

I don't care how much shiat she was carrying around with her. There aint enough crazy in the world for that package to be on the wrong side of the hot/crazy ratio.


And, well shiat, now I feel like a total douche and have to reassert that what he did was a horrible crime, and that killing anyone no matter how hot or ugly, is always equally wrong. But y'all know that. I'm just getting into Fark/Snark mode.
For the record.
 
2013-02-14 10:33:46 AM  
Did y'all know there was a movie called Blade Runner?  I'm not kidding.  I'm going to link to an image from it if I can find one.
 
2013-02-14 10:34:36 AM  

RobSeace: [cdn.lastangryfan.com image 399x599]

These must be the newest version Aperture Science Long Fall Boots... I can just picture Cave pitching them: "Sure, they require amputating the lower leg, but trust me, they're much more efficient that way! You won't miss it. Who needs stupid feet anyway?!"


Let me answer your question with a question, WHO WANTS TO MAKE SIXTY DOLLARS?!

/RIP Cave Johnson
 
2013-02-14 10:37:03 AM  

A Terrible Human: CavalierEternal: Po little Tink-Tink...

I lol'd and then felt bad.


I lol'd and then felt a terrible human.
 
2013-02-14 10:37:56 AM  

Now That's What I Call a Taco!: However, if she was just trying to give him a Valentine's Day surprise, that's horrifying. Although I'm sure the NRA will soon point out that if he wasn't armed, he was at risk for having his heart stolen and his breath taken away.


Goddammit, I had just brewed that coffee.  Now I got to brew more while mopping up the first mug off my desk.
 
2013-02-14 10:41:54 AM  

man metaphysical: How does he get a girl like that?


I'm stumped.
 
2013-02-14 10:41:56 AM  

SkylineRecords: How many national news stories, in the last 6 months, have been about people killed by guns? This is starting to get a little insane. I think it's time to see that guns have become a religion and we really need to tone it down.


A murder in South Africa is national US news.

Biden is relying on the "legitimate media" to help push the gun control narrative.
 
2013-02-14 10:42:41 AM  
Wow didn't know Oscar was famous world wide

/South African
 
2013-02-14 10:42:49 AM  

ransack.: monoski: ransack.: Turbo Cojones: So she calls him up and tells him "it's over and I'm coming to get my shiat and moving in with Ollie Ollewagen."

He waits by the door, and in a jealous rage blows her away.  Is that about right?

Yes, I do believe that's what happened.

I truly hope this is not the case but I fear it is. He is a very motivational person in the world of adaptive sports and one of the few who has made the leap over to compete in the traditional forums.

He can still be motivational to cripples with murderous intent. I watch a lot of Investigation Discovery and I don't recall ever hearing of a cripple-murderer.


I know one here in Philly. Guys robbed his house so he found who and killed him (after the fact, so no stand or sit your ground defense)
 
2013-02-14 10:44:23 AM  
www.ibelieveinadv.com
 
2013-02-14 10:45:18 AM  

man metaphysical: How does he get a girl like that?


don;t know but she definitely didn't sweep him off his feet.
 
2013-02-14 10:46:09 AM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: That's not what 'Trophy Wife' means, dummy.


+++1
 
2013-02-14 10:47:06 AM  

the wand: Wow didn't know Oscar was infamous world wide

/South African


/You murder someone and you're famous, you get a couple of letters added on the front.
 
2013-02-14 10:47:42 AM  
<Knock knock>
-WHO'S THERE!?!
-Surpr...
BLAM, BLAM. BLAM, BLAM
 
2013-02-14 10:49:09 AM  
Poor Little Tink Tink...
 
2013-02-14 10:51:03 AM  
Is he also blind?

Something doesn't add up here.
 
2013-02-14 10:57:57 AM  
The bad news: he is now being charged with murder.

The good news: He will get a good parking spot at the Court house for the trial
 
2013-02-14 11:01:31 AM  
Well, if he really did kill her, at least he's got experience of being on his knees. Because that's where he'll spend most of his time the next few year.
 
2013-02-14 11:10:46 AM  

FlyingLizardOfDoom: He can try and claim self-defense in court, but it looks like he won't have a leg to stand on...


He does have his carbon-fiber struts.
 
2013-02-14 11:13:11 AM  
The neighbors heard arguing prior to the shooting and police had been called to the home for domestic disputes. Yeah, enjoy life in prison.
 
2013-02-14 11:14:51 AM  

the wand: Wow didn't know Oscar was famous world wide

/South African


Well, he's famous for being a grouch.
 
2013-02-14 11:14:57 AM  

EddieWearsUnderoos: [content7.flixster.com image 177x270]
PRAETORIAN!!!


"The frost.  Sometimes it makes the trigger stick."
 
2013-02-14 11:17:50 AM  

monoski: ransack.: monoski: ransack.: Turbo Cojones: So she calls him up and tells him "it's over and I'm coming to get my shiat and moving in with Ollie Ollewagen."

He waits by the door, and in a jealous rage blows her away.  Is that about right?

Yes, I do believe that's what happened.

I truly hope this is not the case but I fear it is. He is a very motivational person in the world of adaptive sports and one of the few who has made the leap over to compete in the traditional forums.

He can still be motivational to cripples with murderous intent. I watch a lot of Investigation Discovery and I don't recall ever hearing of a cripple-murderer.

I know one here in Philly. Guys robbed his house so he found who and killed him (after the fact, so no stand or sit your ground defense)


I'm picturing a guy frantically propelling his wheelchair down the street with his left hand and enduring great difficulty steering and closing one eye while aiming a Mac-10 held at arms-length to the right with one hand and his tongue is hanging out of the bottom left corner of his mouth and he's wearing a beige trenchcoat, and when he pulls the trigger his unwary target suffers a head explosion but the recoil flips his wheelchair and the rest of his 31-round clip empties into the air and shatters people's windows while they are feeding newborn triplets and blows out bolts on fire escapes and hits electrical transformers and shoots out tires and after like ten seconds the entire neighborhood is ducked down covering their ears and every car has been in a fender bender and nobody has power and then after a few seconds of silence there resumes the eternal urban cacophony of people yelling and babies crying and car horns honking and sirens and gunshots
 
2013-02-14 11:20:28 AM  

flynn80: FlyingLizardOfDoom: He can try and claim self-defense in court, but it looks like he won't have a leg to stand on...

He does have his carbon-fiber struts.


tahtwastehjoek.gpj
 
2013-02-14 11:22:20 AM  
Roses are red,
Violets are glorious.
Don't try to surprise,
Oscar Pistorius
 
2013-02-14 11:25:58 AM  

the wand: Wow didn't know Oscar was famous world wide

/South African


Dale Steyn could outrun him.
 
2013-02-14 11:27:33 AM  

Popcorn Johnny: The neighbors heard arguing prior to the shooting and police had been called to the home for domestic disputes. Yeah, enjoy life in prison South African prison.


/FTFY
//Will probably be the only white guy there
///YOUGONNAGETRAPED.jpg
 
2013-02-14 11:29:26 AM  

Giltric: History of domestic abuse?

Shot 4 times?

I wonder what his T levels are and if he tests positive for roids.

Sounds like murder cloaked in a home invasion excuse.


Can't slip a thing past you, Sherlock.
 
2013-02-14 11:35:44 AM  

velvet_fog: [www.ibelieveinadv.com image 850x425]


i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-14 11:38:11 AM  
He was heavily armed
But lightly legged.
 
2013-02-14 11:39:42 AM  
What would be the US equivalent of this guy be in terms of fame in SA?
 
2013-02-14 11:40:47 AM  

ransack.: I know one here in Philly. Guys robbed his house so he found who and killed him (after the fact, so no stand or sit your ground defense)

I'm picturing a guy frantically propelling his wheelchair down the street with his left hand and enduring great difficulty steering and closing one eye while aiming a Mac-10 held at arms-length to the right with one hand and his tongue is hanging out of the bottom left corner of his mouth and he's wearing a beige trenchcoat, and when he pulls the trigger his unwary target suffers a head explosion but the recoil flips his wheelchair and the rest of his 31-round clip empties into the air and shatters people's windows while they are feeding newborn triplets and blows out bolts on fire escapes and hits electrical transformers and shoots out tires and after like ten seconds the entire neighborhood is ducked down covering their ears and every car has been in a fender bender and nobody has power and then after a few seconds of silence there resumes the eternal urban cacophony of people yelling and babies crying and car horns honking and sirens a


He found out who robbed his house and went to that person's house with some of his buddies, they broke in shot the guy in the head and took the stuff back.
 
2013-02-14 11:41:00 AM  
I'm sure that when she asked him to shoot a load on her face for Valentine's Day she didn't mean it in that way.
 
2013-02-14 11:49:14 AM  

Giltric: History of domestic abuse?

Shot 4 times?

I wonder what his T levels are and if he tests positive for roids.

Sounds like murder cloaked in a home invasion excuse.


Yep.

This sounds like a case of his girlfriend came home at 4am after a night of partying, he confronted her about it, an argument broke out, and instead of sending her on her way, he shot her. It seems that the police didn't even buy his story for a second.
 
2013-02-14 11:52:48 AM  
ilovethisthread.jpg
 
2013-02-14 11:55:11 AM  

ongbok: It seems that the police didn't even buy his story for a second.


Nope, but subby, farklibs, and mods did of course.

Gun story that fits our narrative, quick make it a newsflash!!
 
2013-02-14 11:56:08 AM  
He was just trying to be a 2 sport athlete-  biathlon in Sochi
 
2013-02-14 11:57:35 AM  
Her life and his pants bith cut short.
 
2013-02-14 11:57:41 AM  

no shirt no shoes: Roses are red,
Violets are glorious.
Don't try to surprise,
Oscar Pistorius


i too read reddit.
 
2013-02-14 12:01:26 PM  
Ring Ring Ring - shot-by-Oscar-phone
 
2013-02-14 12:03:32 PM  

Giltric: SkylineRecords: How many national news stories, in the last 6 months, have been about people killed by guns? This is starting to get a little insane. I think it's time to see that guns have become a religion and we really need to tone it down.

A murder in South Africa is national US news.

Biden is relying on the "legitimate media" to help push the gun control narrative.


Actually, while I might not agree on it being Biden per say, I think you do have a point there.
 
2013-02-14 12:05:00 PM  
First comparisons to O.J. Simpson start in 3...2...1...
 
2013-02-14 12:06:36 PM  

George Washington: no shirt no shoes: Roses are red,
Violets are glorious.
Don't try to surprise,
Oscar Pistorius

i too read reddit.


You have to make your accusation in the form of a poem:

I can't believe
Now that you've said it
I saw it before
On the pages of Reddit
 
2013-02-14 12:11:56 PM  
you know sometimes it's best just to break up (even if they'll take your money) rather than spend the rest of your life in jail.

also, not sure if you claim the castle defense in south africa if the victim a white chick.  i figure their system is sort like the america justice system.  white chicks = good.  black men = evil.
 
2013-02-14 12:13:19 PM  
For the record, this sort of thing happens far more often than the killing of an actual home invader. Just sayin'.
 
2013-02-14 12:15:41 PM  

the wand: Wow didn't know Oscar was famous world wide

/South African


That's what being a Nike spokesman gets you. Even us Americans were hearing all about his story during the 2012 Olympics.
 
2013-02-14 12:19:17 PM  

A Fark Handle: you know sometimes it's best just to break up (even if they'll take your money) rather than spend the rest of your life in jail.


FTFY
 
2013-02-14 12:24:16 PM  

Snarfangel: George Washington: no shirt no shoes: Roses are red,
Violets are glorious.
Don't try to surprise,
Oscar Pistorius

i too read reddit.

You have to make your accusation in the form of a poem:

I can't believe
Now that you've said it
I saw it before
On the pages of Reddit


damn your wittiness
today is valentines day
your poem is better
 
2013-02-14 12:25:34 PM  

danielscissorhands: I'll bet he will miss this...

[i.imgur.com image 850x1317]
He will also miss her.


The problem is he didn't miss...
 
2013-02-14 12:29:01 PM  

Lord Dimwit: For the record, this sort of thing happens far more often than the killing of an actual home invader. Just sayin'.


wait are you suggesting the danger of an armed masses is not to elementary students, but rather individuals through suicides and domestic violence.  unpossible.
 
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