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(Last Angry Fan) NewsFlash Paralympian Oscar "Blade Runner" Pistorius mistakes girlfriend for a home invader, allegedly shoots and kills her   (lastangryfan.com) divider line 417
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2013-02-14 08:30:40 AM

Tommy Moo: There was a history of domestic violence. This was straight up murder. I'm not often one to jump to conclusions in criminal cases, but "home intruder defense" is just too far fetched. The guy lived in a secured complex with guards at the gate.


Apparently, in South Africa, you need to.  Homicide rate is nearly 7 times higher than the US, and it's more than 3 times higher than the highest US rate *EVAR*.
 
2013-02-14 08:33:30 AM

amindtat: Why did he have to end a domestic dispute with violence? Couldn't he have just simply walked away?


i1079.photobucket.com

There has been too much violence. Too much pain. But I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away.
 
2013-02-14 08:35:06 AM
Shouldn't have gone for the basic pleasure model.
 
2013-02-14 08:35:39 AM
Too many guns.
 
2013-02-14 08:40:07 AM
Poor Lil Tink Tink
 
2013-02-14 08:45:01 AM
we need to ban girlfriends, paralympics, blade runners
 
2013-02-14 08:45:49 AM
Pistorius?  Pissed off, he is.
 
2013-02-14 08:50:38 AM
images.wikia.com
He never asked for this.
 
2013-02-14 08:50:58 AM

tom baker's scarf: Guess_Who: He must've received his firearms training from the LAPD.

no he shot a white woman

touché

 
2013-02-14 08:53:22 AM

Dear Jerk: Pistorius: Tell me straight. Will I walk?
Defense attorney: I think so.
Pistorius: Great. I couldn't before.


lol

I wonder if those little springing feet things help with recoil control.
 
2013-02-14 08:55:02 AM

huntercr: phrawgh: huntercr: How did people not know already this was going to happen?

[scribble.com image 320x240]

/more than 200 comments and not one single reference? For shame! :)

Are you reading the same thread I am?

I meant that it seems like no one called out Pris specifically. Deckard shoots her during a "home invasion" ( albeit her home ).
/and she resembles her... in that she is  white... and blonde... and will be lost... like tears in the rain


Though I do now realize I must have skimmed quite a bit, because I initially missed some clever and  subtle  references by Popcorn Johnny, DammitIForgotMyLogin  , Plant Rights Activist, and dready zim  ( probably some others too )
Oh well. Fark it.
 
2013-02-14 08:57:38 AM

Guess_Who: tom baker's scarf: Guess_Who: He must've received his firearms training from the LAPD.

no he shot a white woman

touché


So did Dormer, his first victim was his attorney's daughter
 
2013-02-14 08:58:33 AM
History of domestic abuse?

Shot 4 times?

I wonder what his T levels are and if he tests positive for roids.

Sounds like murder cloaked in a home invasion excuse.
 
2013-02-14 09:07:23 AM

Giltric: History of domestic abuse?

Shot 4 times?

I wonder what his T levels are and if he tests positive for roids.

Sounds like murder cloaked in a home invasion excuse.


Confirmation of murder charges is on the latest news feeds. (Newsroom confirmation, but, well, facts of a sort)
 
2013-02-14 09:10:06 AM

Paddy: Useless without pictures.
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Your basic pleasure model
 
2013-02-14 09:21:03 AM
How many national news stories, in the last 6 months, have been about people killed by guns? This is starting to get a little insane. I think it's time to see that guns have become a religion and we really need to tone it down.
 
2013-02-14 09:21:14 AM
Let's be honest, he was tired of her shiat.  Just sayin.

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/oblig
//And to think, everyone being interviewed on the news said he was a "nice, sweet, caring guy."  Aren't they all?
///Tired from feeding my newborn at 6:00 AM EST, deal with it.
 
2013-02-14 09:22:14 AM
Beukes said that police were alerted to the shooting by neighbors and that residents "heard things earlier."
 
2013-02-14 09:22:47 AM

PreMortem: Not very sporting to fire on an unarmed opponent.


She should've armed herself.

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2013-02-14 09:22:55 AM
Don't bring blades to a gun fight
 
2013-02-14 09:26:07 AM
i285.photobucket.comIt's too bad she won't live .. but then again, who does?
 
2013-02-14 09:26:34 AM

panfake: So does he sleep with prosthetic legs on? How long did he take to strap up, load his gun, and not realize it might be his gf


i was thinking he sleeps without the prosthetic legs, heard an intruder, decided it would take too long to put them on and decided to just start spraying the house with bullets from his bed, find out who it was after.
 
2013-02-14 09:30:59 AM
It's Africa. He wanted to know if she was a witch.
 
2013-02-14 09:31:27 AM
GUNS OH YEAH! pow pow BANG BANG ratatatatata SHOTGUN click-click POW click-click POW! AWW YEEAH! SILENCED PISTOL PSHEW PSHEW PSHEW ROCKET LAUNCHER!!! PSHOOOOOOOFFF KA-BOOM! TANNERITE ON A PROPANE TANK YEAAHHHH BUDDY
 
2013-02-14 09:32:41 AM

NEPAman: PreMortem: Not very sporting to fire on an unarmed opponent.

She was unarmed, he was unlegged, it balances out.


She was an an unarmed women.
He was an unlegged man.
Could they find true love?

Limbless in South Africa

 
2013-02-14 09:36:17 AM
At least he's not using the "it was a one-armed man" defense.
 
2013-02-14 09:39:20 AM
And I thought a double amputee running in the Olympics was hard to believe.
 
2013-02-14 09:42:40 AM
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RIP CHRISTOPHER REEVE
 
2013-02-14 09:49:03 AM

WhyteRaven74: update, he's being charged with murder


Yeah, I came here to call bullshiat on his story.
 
2013-02-14 09:56:28 AM
www.ibelieveinadv.com
 
2013-02-14 09:57:01 AM
If some one that looks like her breaks into my house I'm sure as HELL not gonna shoot her (though she may wish I had.. (evil laugh, wringing hands).
 
2013-02-14 09:57:23 AM

panfake: So does he sleep with prosthetic legs on? How long did he take to strap up, load his gun, and not realize it might be his gf


Why does he need his legs strapped on? He probably holds his gun with his hands like everyone else.

/or am I misunderstanding what you're saying?
 
2013-02-14 10:00:49 AM
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These must be the newest version Aperture Science Long Fall Boots... I can just picture Cave pitching them: "Sure, they require amputating the lower leg, but trust me, they're much more efficient that way! You won't miss it. Who needs stupid feet anyway?!"
 
2013-02-14 10:02:58 AM

Giltric: History of domestic abuse?

Shot 4 times?

I wonder what his T levels are and if he tests positive for roids.

Sounds like murder cloaked in a home invasion excuse.



Let he who is without shin...
 
2013-02-14 10:08:37 AM
Another day and another African shot somebody.  What do you expect?  How long before Jesse Jackson comes in here to tell us it's not this poor African's fault and that he's oppressed because he's a minority.

When will you libs learn?
 
2013-02-14 10:08:48 AM
So, if I'm understanding the basic explanation:

-Stubby lives in a dangerous area, one in which violent home invasions are common
-GF would obviously know that
-Stubby owns several guns, and arms himself whenever he hears a twig break in his back yard
-GF would obviously know that

With all of that knowledge, the GF then decided to sneak into his home cat burglar style to surprise him on Valentine's Day, and instead of having his gun drawn while asking for the person to identify itself, he shot four times.

Gotcha.  BS.
 
2013-02-14 10:09:05 AM
Have we got to the "What has no legs and shoots?" line yet?
 
2013-02-14 10:09:17 AM
So when will the Ravens invite him for a tryout?
 
2013-02-14 10:11:44 AM
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I guess he was just tired of her shiat.
 
2013-02-14 10:12:21 AM

Scaryduck: Obligatory "My submitted headline was better" post:

"Bladerunner retires non-replicant"


I came to Fark right after hearing about this, disappointed the green wasn't something like yours.
(unless I'm missing a subtle point)
 
2013-02-14 10:12:37 AM
So she calls him up and tells him "it's over and I'm coming to get my shiat and moving in with Ollie Ollewagen."

He waits by the door, and in a jealous rage blows her away.  Is that about right?
 
2013-02-14 10:13:08 AM
This is why you have dogs and/or an alarm system to go with the gun.

While someone coming home late might initially startle the dog or trip the alarm, it won't last.  Once the dog realizes who it is they'll stop with the barking or you'll hear the code entered in the alarm to clear it.  If either of those two things fail to open, you have an intruder and should consider opening fire.

Even some dog like the tibetan spaniel my wife owned when I met her works, even small can do IFF for you.  I prefer larger dogs since they're full service, not only do the malamutes identify intruders, they deal with them.
 
2013-02-14 10:17:05 AM
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PRAETORIAN!!!
 
2013-02-14 10:18:17 AM
"At least I didn't kill anyone," Lance Armstrong
 
2013-02-14 10:21:30 AM

Turbo Cojones: So she calls him up and tells him "it's over and I'm coming to get my shiat and moving in with Ollie Ollewagen."

He waits by the door, and in a jealous rage blows her away.  Is that about right?


Yes, I do believe that's what happened.
 
2013-02-14 10:24:32 AM

ransack.: Turbo Cojones: So she calls him up and tells him "it's over and I'm coming to get my shiat and moving in with Ollie Ollewagen."

He waits by the door, and in a jealous rage blows her away.  Is that about right?

Yes, I do believe that's what happened.


I truly hope this is not the case but I fear it is. He is a very motivational person in the world of adaptive sports and one of the few who has made the leap over to compete in the traditional forums.
 
2013-02-14 10:24:53 AM
i.imgur.com

JK guys, the wife wasn't even real
 
2013-02-14 10:26:00 AM

ha-ha-guy: This is why you have dogs and/or an alarm system to go with the gun.

While someone coming home late might initially startle the dog or trip the alarm, it won't last.  Once the dog realizes who it is they'll stop with the barking or you'll hear the code entered in the alarm to clear it.  If either of those two things fail to open, you have an intruder and should consider opening fire.

Even some dog like the tibetan spaniel my wife owned when I met her works, even small can do IFF for you.  I prefer larger dogs since they're full service, not only do the malamutes identify intruders, they deal with them.


dogs are stupid, high-maintenance and malodorous. I'd prefer a burglar in my home.
 
2013-02-14 10:31:10 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i2.listal.com image 600x400]

I guess he was just tired of her shiat.


I don't care how much shiat she was carrying around with her. There aint enough crazy in the world for that package to be on the wrong side of the hot/crazy ratio.
 
2013-02-14 10:31:38 AM

monoski: ransack.: Turbo Cojones: So she calls him up and tells him "it's over and I'm coming to get my shiat and moving in with Ollie Ollewagen."

He waits by the door, and in a jealous rage blows her away.  Is that about right?

Yes, I do believe that's what happened.

I truly hope this is not the case but I fear it is. He is a very motivational person in the world of adaptive sports and one of the few who has made the leap over to compete in the traditional forums.


He can still be motivational to cripples with murderous intent. I watch a lot of Investigation Discovery and I don't recall ever hearing of a cripple-murderer.
 
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