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(Last Angry Fan) NewsFlash Paralympian Oscar "Blade Runner" Pistorius mistakes girlfriend for a home invader, allegedly shoots and kills her   (lastangryfan.com) divider line 418
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2013-02-14 02:49:18 AM
The first trigger pull might have been accidental.  I don't buy that the next three were.  Unless she put on her ski mask and carried a Kalashnikov to get a midnight snack.
 
2013-02-14 02:49:24 AM

PreMortem: Not very sporting to fire on an unarmed opponent.


It can only lead to defeet.
 
2013-02-14 02:49:33 AM
Wake up, it's time to die!
 
2013-02-14 02:50:35 AM
retired her.  The correct term is "retire"
 
2013-02-14 02:50:51 AM

ssteedman: South Africans are very jumpy about house burglaries, as a large percentage of them are violent and often lethal, in a way not seen in many other parts of the world.

Also, Oscar's going to be going solo to that restaurant tonight for Valentines.

/South African.


So Oscar's girlfriend looked like a bleck?
 
2013-02-14 02:51:18 AM
That's not the way to get ahead in life. Bet she wishes she was armed.
 
2013-02-14 02:51:19 AM
That excuse isn't going to fly in court. He's shot himself in the foot there.
 
2013-02-14 02:51:26 AM
All this time people have been focusing on his legs, and its his Arms we should have been worried about.
 
2013-02-14 02:54:30 AM

CarriePrejean: If only she'd had a handgun to defend herself!!!


I suppose you're going to argue he had an unfair advantage.
 
2013-02-14 02:55:33 AM
All of this could have been avoided if he'd been able to think on his feet.
 
2013-02-14 02:58:36 AM
He has better aim than all the police in California.
 
2013-02-14 03:00:24 AM

CavalierEternal: Po little Tink-Tink...


I lol'd and then felt bad.
 
2013-02-14 03:00:42 AM
i49.tinypic.com
4chan is hilarious sometimes.
 
2013-02-14 03:00:55 AM

ParaHandy: steerforth: ssteedman: South Africans are very jumpy about house burglaries, as a large percentage of them are violent and often lethal, in a way not seen in many other parts of the world.

Also, Oscar's going to be going solo to that restaurant tonight for Valentines.

/South African.

So Oscar's girlfriend looked like a bleck?

Des es vet heppens ven de keffers gut looze.


That's what started the Boerwors.
 
2013-02-14 03:01:21 AM
We're going with the headline that spells his name incorrectly then? Right-o.
 
2013-02-14 03:02:19 AM
trialx.com
R.I.P. JACO PASTORIUS
 
2013-02-14 03:02:37 AM
Eh, it's South Africa, total shiathole of violence and crime. Think Detroit but with better weather and much more annoying accents. They shoot people just for jaywalking.
 
2013-02-14 03:03:37 AM
If only there was some kind of immunity she could have claimed...
 
2013-02-14 03:05:46 AM
In her defense, she attempted to sweep the leg.

She forgot who she was dealing with.
 
2013-02-14 03:08:10 AM
Now she'll never get to see Montana.
 
2013-02-14 03:09:20 AM

Magnus: whatevs.  Check out the golfer chick at the bottom of the page...whoa.


Hot. Very hot.

Also, it's somehow ridiculous that a female golfer gets put on display like that, while the thought of a male golfer doing something similar (hell, even posing in a flashy Boss suit) would be completely ridiculous. Beach volleyball players and swimmers I can see, but lingerie shots have, oh, zero to do with golf, other than marketing golf (and erectile dysfunction) products to aging, balding, slumping men.

And also, shiatty deal this story. I hope for everyone's sake it was an accident. But how do you blast someone four times with a handgun by accident? I'm just going to take a shot in the dark here and say there's something more to this...
 
2013-02-14 03:13:51 AM
It's too bad she wont live! But then again who does!

/at least he ain't little people
 
2013-02-14 03:14:41 AM

Captain Steroid: Worst. Valentine's Day gift. Ever. -_-


Some one brave enough to submit this to Jimmy Kimmel?
 
2013-02-14 03:16:15 AM

misanthropologist: Magnus: whatevs.  Check out the golfer chick at the bottom of the page...whoa.

Hot. Very hot.

Also, it's somehow ridiculous that a female golfer gets put on display like that, while the thought of a male golfer doing something similar (hell, even posing in a flashy Boss suit) would be completely ridiculous. Beach volleyball players and swimmers I can see, but lingerie shots have, oh, zero to do with golf, other than marketing golf (and erectile dysfunction) products to aging, balding, slumping men.

And also, shiatty deal this story. I hope for everyone's sake it was an accident. But how do you blast someone four times with a handgun by accident? I'm just going to take a shot in the dark here and say there's something more to this...


Don't know.  Never blasted my gorgeous blonde girlfriend in the dar...wait a minute!  Yes, yes I have.  And it was Morgan Fairchild.  That's the ticket.  I blasted her good and left her a gooey mess.

I'll leave that to you all to figure out.  Cause, I got no motive to kill Morgan Fairchild.  None.
 
2013-02-14 03:18:29 AM

Popcorn Johnny: [i49.tinypic.com image 506x982]
4chan is hilarious sometimes.


The depth of facial emotion an artist can attain in mspaint is astounding.
 
2013-02-14 03:20:29 AM

Cagey B: You can hardly blame the man for being a little overzealous to bear arms.


THIS is how you do it, people!
 
2013-02-14 03:21:49 AM
I can't find any snark. This is really sad. :-(
 
2013-02-14 03:25:33 AM
He warned her not to get those implants goddammitt
 
2013-02-14 03:26:52 AM
C'mon guys. Don't be so quick to judge. Try walking a mile in his shoes before claiming he is guilty of a crime.
 
2013-02-14 03:29:13 AM
 I know a lot of people here think South Africa is the land of milk and honey and some magical place to visit 
 but truth to be told it's one of the most dangerous places on the planet and you'd be safer vacationing in Afghanistan.
 
2013-02-14 03:30:50 AM

Paddy: Useless without pictures.


Also this. Every woman, no matter how hot they are, has a man somewhere who's sick of her shiat.
 
2013-02-14 03:34:22 AM
zOMG we need to regulate guns like other countries that have competency tests, federal background checks, licensing by the police, inspection of the owners premises, and a two year waiting period ... oh wait.
 
2013-02-14 03:36:13 AM
He was just going to wish her a happy V day, but it backfired.

www.boingboing.net
 
2013-02-14 03:36:16 AM

misanthropologist: Magnus: whatevs. Check out the golfer chick at the bottom of the page...whoa.

Hot. Very hot.


Nah. A GIS shows that she needs a sandwich stat. She also seems to be missing hips and an ass.

But if you like twigs with implants... I guess she's ok.
 
2013-02-14 03:37:01 AM
That's going to cut the NRA's arguments off at the knees.
 
2013-02-14 03:38:00 AM

styckx: He has better aim than all the police in California.


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2013-02-14 03:38:33 AM
Hmmm. Shot 4 times, including a head shot.

Yep, seems legit.
 
2013-02-14 03:40:25 AM
How long before someone starts screaming for more gun control in this country. Because they are too stupid to realize this happened in South Africa.....anyone?
 
2013-02-14 03:41:20 AM
If anyone sees Manti T'eo buying a new TV this weekend he's going through the same problems.
 
2013-02-14 03:42:01 AM

panfake: So does he sleep with prosthetic legs on? How long did he take to strap up, load his gun, and not realize it might be his gf


Load it? Why wouldn't it already be loaded. You sound like you don't have a defensive gun handy citizen.
 
2013-02-14 03:45:05 AM

HotWingAgenda: The first trigger pull might have been accidental.  I don't buy that the next three were.  Unless she put on her ski mask and carried a Kalashnikov to get a midnight snack.


I train to double taps. I could see getting off four shots before I realized the mistake. Ever watch a speed shooter shoot? A good shooter can empty a magazine lickety-split.
 
2013-02-14 03:45:11 AM
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2013-02-14 03:48:16 AM
Obligatory "My submitted headline was better" post:

"Bladerunner retires non-replicant"
 
2013-02-14 03:52:32 AM

BigBooper: misanthropologist: Magnus: whatevs. Check out the golfer chick at the bottom of the page...whoa.

Hot. Very hot.

Nah. A GIS shows that she needs a sandwich stat. She also seems to be missing hips and an ass.

But if you like twigs with implants... I guess she's ok.


How are her knees? Too sharp?
 
2013-02-14 03:52:57 AM
How does he get a girl like that?
 
2013-02-14 03:54:47 AM
Drinks and guns don't mix, people. He must have been legless.
 
2013-02-14 03:57:05 AM
There's a report coming out now that she may have been sneaking into the house to surprise him for Valentine's Day. Dude was about to get anal had he not shot his load in her face.
 
2013-02-14 03:57:07 AM
Interesting almost all lovers who kill their other halves claim "mistaken burglary" SURE BUDDY...
 
2013-02-14 03:57:59 AM

Medic Zero: HotWingAgenda: The first trigger pull might have been accidental.  I don't buy that the next three were.  Unless she put on her ski mask and carried a Kalashnikov to get a midnight snack.

I train to double taps. I could see getting off four shots before I realized the mistake. Ever watch a speed shooter shoot? A good shooter can empty a magazine lickety-split.


Trollololooolooolloo
 
2013-02-14 03:58:36 AM
Legless Olympian Can't Run From Murder Charge

(Tomorrow's NY Post Headline)
 
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