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(Last Angry Fan) NewsFlash Paralympian Oscar "Blade Runner" Pistorius mistakes girlfriend for a home invader, allegedly shoots and kills her   (lastangryfan.com) divider line 418
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2013-02-14 02:24:35 AM
OMG NEWSFLASH THIS IS GONNA CHANGE EVERYTHING
 
2013-02-14 02:25:01 AM
So he shot her twice? Hm.
 
2013-02-14 02:25:02 AM
If only she'd had a handgun to defend herself!!!
 
2013-02-14 02:25:56 AM
Now she'll never get to see the Tannhauser gate. :(
 
2013-02-14 02:26:02 AM
Po little Tink-Tink...
 
2013-02-14 02:26:58 AM
If only she'd had a ...

CarriePrejean: If only she'd had a handgun to defend herself!!!



Nevermind. God damn it.
 
2013-02-14 02:27:17 AM
Well, if this defense works for him, I've got a list of people that I may "invite over" soon...
 
2013-02-14 02:27:52 AM
Good cover story.

See? This is what makes a good athlete, being able to think quick on your feet when youuuuohkay maybe that was a bad way to phrase that.
 
2013-02-14 02:27:55 AM
He claims innocence, but he doesn't have a leg to stand on
 
2013-02-14 02:27:56 AM
Worst. Valentine's Day gift. Ever. -_-
 
2013-02-14 02:28:20 AM

Robots are Strong: If only she'd had a ...

CarriePrejean: If only she'd had a handgun to defend herself!!!


Nevermind. God damn it.


Yeah, don't know why I bothered to click when someone else was bound to get there first.
 
2013-02-14 02:28:39 AM
farking retard.
 
2013-02-14 02:29:04 AM
Oops.
 
2013-02-14 02:29:09 AM
Obviously a false flag operation by Obama so he can confiscate all our guns.
 
2013-02-14 02:29:11 AM

HaywoodJablonski: He claims innocence, but he doesn't have a leg to stand on


dammit...that was mine!
 
2013-02-14 02:30:12 AM
In before this becomes a gun thread...
 
2013-02-14 02:30:56 AM
She failed the voight-kampff test, he had no choice
 
2013-02-14 02:30:58 AM
So he's not just an amputee he's also mentally retarded. Got it.
 
2013-02-14 02:31:02 AM

Red Shirt Blues: HaywoodJablonski: He claims innocence, but he doesn't have a leg to stand on

dammit...that was mine!


Sorry, TFer, newsflashes are the great equalizer
 
2013-02-14 02:31:07 AM
He found out she was a replicant and retired her.
 
2013-02-14 02:31:19 AM
I have no idea what the headline means. A robot killed Harrison fords girlfriend?
 
2013-02-14 02:32:57 AM
South Africans are very jumpy about house burglaries, as a large percentage of them are violent and often lethal, in a way not seen in many other parts of the world.

Also, Oscar's going to be going solo to that restaurant tonight for Valentines.

/South African.
 
2013-02-14 02:33:31 AM

log_jammin: I have no idea what the headline means. A robot killed Harrison fords girlfriend?


It's more likely than it sounds.
 
2013-02-14 02:33:56 AM
Alternate headline: Home invasion gone wrong leaves woman dead, boyfriend disabled
 
2013-02-14 02:34:27 AM
It was Dorner. And the dead "girlfriend" is Lennay Kekua.
 
2013-02-14 02:34:28 AM
He will slide.
 
2013-02-14 02:35:08 AM

log_jammin: I have no idea what the headline means. A robot killed Harrison fords girlfriend?


Harrison Ford in:
'Gimmie back my family girlfriend!'
 
2013-02-14 02:35:19 AM

MurphyMurphy: Good cover story.

See? This is what makes a good athlete, being able to think quick on your feet when youuuuohkay maybe that was a bad way to phrase that.


Hell.  Straight to hell.  Don't bother packing a bag.

 I'll be on the same flight.
 
2013-02-14 02:35:42 AM
Most. Awkward. Perpwalk. EVER.
 
2013-02-14 02:35:43 AM

Popcorn Johnny: Now she'll never get to see the Tannhauser gate. :(


Came here for this. +1 Subby.
 
2013-02-14 02:36:58 AM
You can hardly blame the man for being a little overzealous to bear arms.
 
2013-02-14 02:38:28 AM
No special treatments! I don't believe he just mistook her for some criminal!
 
2013-02-14 02:39:33 AM
On those prostheses, he'll bounce back from this.
 
2013-02-14 02:40:42 AM
So does he sleep with prosthetic legs on? How long did he take to strap up, load his gun, and not realize it might be his gf
 
2013-02-14 02:40:54 AM
I hope her family has money. Obviously he will be unable to foot the bill for the funeral.
 
2013-02-14 02:42:03 AM
I can't imagine how he'd feel. Would you want to kill yourself after something like that? It's horrifying for the girlfriend, but I can't imagine the state of mind he'd be in. It would be surreal.
 
2013-02-14 02:42:24 AM
Bet he wishes he could kick himself over this.
 
2013-02-14 02:42:47 AM

99.998er: He will slide.


That's gold.
 
2013-02-14 02:43:19 AM

99.998er: I hope her family has money. Obviously he will be unable to foot the bill for the funeral.



I LOL'd.
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2013-02-14 02:43:26 AM
He was just practicing for the biathlon.
 
2013-02-14 02:44:42 AM

jdamaral: So he shot her twice? Hm.


4 times.
 
2013-02-14 02:46:26 AM
Wiggum: Now Sideshow Bob can't get in without _me_ knowing. And once a man is in your home, anything you do to him is nice and legal.
Homer: [nefariously] Is that so? [calls out window] Oh, Flanders! Won't you join me in my kitchen? Heh, heh, heh...
Wiggum: Er, it doesn't work if you invite him.
Flanders: [effusively] Heidily hey!
Homer: [truculently] Go home!
Flanders: [congenially] Toodily doo!
 
2013-02-14 02:47:53 AM
It'll take him a while to heel from this. Or maybe it won't, if he has no sole.
 
2013-02-14 02:48:27 AM
whatevs.  Check out the golfer chick at the bottom of the page...whoa.
 
2013-02-14 02:48:27 AM
If only she had been a couple of feet away.
 
2013-02-14 02:48:34 AM
When asked why he did it, he simply said "I'm stumped."
 
2013-02-14 02:48:37 AM
Not very sporting to fire on an unarmed opponent.
 
2013-02-14 02:48:45 AM
Why didn't he use a blade?
 
2013-02-14 02:48:45 AM
Useless without pictures.
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-14 02:49:16 AM
Wow, I think I just booked a ticket on the bus to hell just by reading this thread.
 
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