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(AZCentral)   Woman might win $1 million dollars for coming up with a chicken-and-waffle flavored potato chip. Yet you mocked your college roommate when he thought of that exact same idea after smoking a bowl   (azcentral.com) divider line 26
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2013-02-14 08:24:35 AM  
Yeah but he was taking a dump while he described it and it didn't seem very appetizing at the time.
 
2013-02-14 08:25:26 AM  
She's a little late.

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2013-02-14 08:27:29 AM  
Great now I want chicken and waffles for breakfast.
 
2013-02-14 08:34:32 AM  
Alright, the doritos thing was totally played out but that's actually pretty funny. Well done.
 
2013-02-14 08:39:01 AM  
Apparently the fatal flaw in my plan to accumulate wealth with minimal effort is that I have no idea what would take off among the general public.  In the time I've spent learning how to use tumeric, I could be combining all of America's gluttonous flavors into one glorious orgy of junk.  Maybe I'm doing this all wrong.  I should be chasing the likes of June Shannon and E.L. James.

I'm gonna make a bacon, chocolate & energy drink potato chip.  Marketed by Grumpy Cat.
 
2013-02-14 08:41:10 AM  
One million dollars dollars? Is that, like, a billion?
 
2013-02-14 09:01:01 AM  

dragonchild: Apparently the fatal flaw in my plan to accumulate wealth with minimal effort is that I have no idea what would take off among the general public.  In the time I've spent learning how to use tumeric, I could be combining all of America's gluttonous flavors into one glorious orgy of junk.  Maybe I'm doing this all wrong.  I should be chasing the likes of June Shannon and E.L. James.

I'm gonna make a bacon, chocolate & energy drink potato chip.  Marketed by Grumpy Cat Honey Boo-Boo.


I want half, Eddie!
 
2013-02-14 09:03:43 AM  

fustanella: One million dollars dollars? Is that, like, a billion?


Thank you. Jesus Christ, that drives me insane.
 
2013-02-14 09:21:54 AM  

Ed_Severson: fustanella: One million dollars dollars? Is that, like, a billion?

Thank you. Jesus Christ, that drives me insane.


yes, came here to say this.

I've always wondered what the correct math is in these cases. Do we multiply, add, square?
 
2013-02-14 09:33:31 AM  
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I can taste the waffles! Yes, and now the chicken!
 
2013-02-14 09:51:33 AM  
lol white people and their crazy stereotypes

/just bitter because my watermelon/grape soda flavor wasn't accepted
//or Kools/collared greens
 
2013-02-14 09:54:04 AM  
Apparently the big wigs decides to pick the three stupidest ideas they could.
 
2013-02-14 10:08:14 AM  
"Javascript must be enabled on your browser in order to view this site"

Even when I can plainly see the text of the article beneath the banner you just popped up because you want me to run your bullshiat bloatware in the background?  Yeah, no thanks.
 
2013-02-14 10:09:54 AM  

dragonchild: Apparently the fatal flaw in my plan to accumulate wealth with minimal effort is that I have no idea what would take off among the general public.  In the time I've spent learning how to use tumeric, I could be combining all of America's gluttonous flavors into one glorious orgy of junk.  Maybe I'm doing this all wrong.  I should be chasing the likes of June Shannon and E.L. James.


Ahh, tumeric.  That strange brown spice that for some reason turns everything green-yellow.
 
2013-02-14 10:48:05 AM  
My "Aluminum foil" flavored chips didn't receive much praise.
 
2013-02-14 12:01:52 PM  
I want a million for my Dorner BBQ chip idea!
 
2013-02-14 01:57:41 PM  
I'm partial to "potatoes and salt."
 
2013-02-14 02:20:20 PM  

ChrisDe: She's a little late.

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Those are the ones they're talking about.  From Lay's "Do Us A Flavor" promotion.  The lady who suggested that flavor was from Arizona.

I've tried those chips.  They're disgusting.  Absolutely disgusting.
 
2013-02-14 02:38:05 PM  
 
2013-02-14 03:40:56 PM  

StrangeQ: dragonchild: Apparently the fatal flaw in my plan to accumulate wealth with minimal effort is that I have no idea what would take off among the general public.  In the time I've spent learning how to use tumeric, I could be combining all of America's gluttonous flavors into one glorious orgy of junk.  Maybe I'm doing this all wrong.  I should be chasing the likes of June Shannon and E.L. James.

Ahh, tumeric.  That strange brown spice that for some reason turns everything green-yellow.


Holy shiat does it ever, made curry one time, the spatula still looks like a school bus.
 
2013-02-14 06:06:25 PM  
Another example of ethnocentrism.  To find a lot of other...um....interesting flavors, just travel outside the US.  Even Canada has flavors of potato chips like  Fries and Gravy, Crispy Bacon, Greek Feta and Olive, and General Tso's Chicken.
 
2013-02-14 07:04:19 PM  
Chicken. With waffles. This is a thing.

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2013-02-14 07:25:19 PM  
I've had "Roast Chicken" potato chips. I bet they taste a lot like Chicken & Waffles.

In my experience, most new flavours of chip are made with the same spices as all the existing flavours and it is your imagination that fills in the novelty.

Gravy potato chips taste a lot like Roast Chicken. Pizza tastes a lot like Ketchup. Sour Cream & Cheese tastes like--surprise, surprise, surprise--Sour Cream plus Cheese.

I like garlic so I'd probably like some new variants on it, but how the heck do you suggest "waffles" with only spices, herbs, salt, etc.? Do you mean chicken and corn syrup?

Worst chips ever: fruit-flavoured. Blaaaaah! I couldn't finish one small bag.
 
2013-02-14 07:40:10 PM  
what?  no bacon
 
2013-02-14 07:42:37 PM  
biatch!  You my number one neegah!

/obscure?
 
2013-02-16 02:23:07 AM  

brantgoose: I like garlic so I'd probably like some new variants on it, but how the heck do you suggest "waffles" with only spices, herbs, salt, etc.? Do you mean chicken and corn syrup?


Maple.  I tried the things a couple days ago, they taste like really salty maple syrup.
 
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