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(The Smoking Gun)   Man involved in the less desirable version of a ménage a trois somehow makes it even worse   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 56
    More: Fail, Orlando DeWitt, butcher knife, stabs  
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2013-02-14 01:28:35 AM
That's a funny one!

Who in Hell keeps a butcher knife in his couch?
 
2013-02-14 08:49:50 AM
At first I was gonna complain that we get pics of the two dudes in this story but not the chick but then after a moment's thought I decided that that was probably a good call on the part of TSG.
 
2013-02-14 08:53:20 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com
This is why Three Way Safety is so vital!  Establish clearly demarcated "No Grope Zones" and a concise signaling system BEFORE you get naked.
blogs.laweekly.com
 
2013-02-14 08:58:41 AM
DeWitt?  Too bad it wasn't one of the women.

♪♫♪ Come and knock on my doooor.  I've been bleeding for yooooou.  ♪♫♪
 
2013-02-14 09:10:37 AM
Ashley Hunter, 33, was charged this week with felony aggravated assault for allegedly stabbing Orlando DeWitt, 37, in the arm during the bizarre February 8 encounter

I guess you need to be specific when a girl asks if you want a three way with her friend 'ashley'
 
2013-02-14 09:39:20 AM
www.upstartpromotions.com
 
2013-02-14 10:09:47 AM
There are worst things than 2 guys and a girl.
It could have been 3 guys.
Or 2 guys and a turtle.
 
2013-02-14 10:16:25 AM
a North Dakota man

i.cdn.turner.com i.cdn.turner.com

Odd looking Lakotas.
 
2013-02-14 10:16:54 AM
I've done the fingercuffs thing and it has to be all mechanical. No foreplay, just one guy on one end one guy on the other. Nothing sexy about it. Now girl/girl/guy, that's just a beautiful thing because the girls can play with each other because all girls are inherently bisexual. I'll never do the fingercuffs thing again.
 
2013-02-14 10:17:26 AM

Ennuipoet: concise signaling system


Semaphore?
 
2013-02-14 10:19:06 AM
In short order, Leticia "began to perform oral sex on Hunter." It appears that DeWitt was continuing to have sex with Leticia while she was performing double duty.

You had a once in a lifetime opportunity to achieve an Eiffel Tower, but instead it ended up with a stabbing.  For those of you who don't know, The Eiffel Tower is when one guy is doing a bent over girl from behind while she is blowing the other dude, who is also standing up.  The two men must then give each other a double high-five, completing the "Eiffel Tower."
 
2013-02-14 10:22:50 AM

The Angry Hand of God: In short order, Leticia "began to perform oral sex on Hunter." It appears that DeWitt was continuing to have sex with Leticia while she was performing double duty.

You had a once in a lifetime opportunity to achieve an Eiffel Tower, but instead it ended up with a stabbing.  For those of you who don't know, The Eiffel Tower is when one guy is doing a bent over girl from behind while she is blowing the other dude, who is also standing up.  The two men must then give each other a double high-five, completing the "Eiffel Tower."


Without the high-5, it's just merely a spit-roast.
 
2013-02-14 10:23:08 AM
Does the picture on the left look a little too much like the feet of a man and two children to anyone else?
 
2013-02-14 10:24:23 AM
Was it this girl?
www.probertencyclopaedia.com
 
2013-02-14 10:29:21 AM
so let me get this straight... the dude that was getting the BLOWJOB was the one who got upset and demanded to switch positions?

WTF is wrong with him?
 
2013-02-14 10:29:44 AM
So we've been doing it wrong for the longest time I guess.

www.thesmokinggun.com
 
2013-02-14 10:32:46 AM

JohnAnnArbor: Ennuipoet: concise signaling system

Semaphore?


All whore
 
2013-02-14 10:34:33 AM
I think it is more shocking that there are black people in North Dakota.
 
2013-02-14 10:35:22 AM
What a  ménage a trois might look like:

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2013-02-14 10:39:25 AM
Did Leticia want them to switch? Cause that's the crux of the whole story, if she wanted it then the first dude shoulda gave up the pussy. If she didn't then the second dude violated the threeway etiquette and also I guess did some attempted rape and assault with a deadly weapon and some terrorism stuff probably somehow
 
2013-02-14 10:40:02 AM

BarkingUnicorn: That's a funny one!

Who in Hell keeps a butcher knife in his couch?


How else am I supposed to stab people who sit in my spot?
 
2013-02-14 10:41:02 AM
The second dude pry has cell phone videos of the entire incident I would bet anyway
 
2013-02-14 10:41:39 AM

SpdrJay: BarkingUnicorn: That's a funny one!

Who in Hell keeps a butcher knife in his couch?

How else am I supposed to stab people who sit in my spot?


Butcher knife ain't for stabbin, son
 
2013-02-14 10:43:17 AM

JohnAnnArbor: Semaphore?


I use smoke signals.
 
2013-02-14 10:43:38 AM
 
2013-02-14 10:44:57 AM
 "No, moron, if you hit someone with a knife, that's called stabbing. Hit me with your hand".
 
2013-02-14 10:46:28 AM

kvinesknows: so let me get this straight... the dude that was getting the BLOWJOB was the one who got upset and demanded to switch positions?

WTF is wrong with him?


Maybe she suc... was bad at giving blowies.
 
2013-02-14 10:48:38 AM

minoridiot: There are worst things than 2 guys and a girl.
It could have been 3 guys.
Or 2 guys and a turtle.


Turtles need love too!
 
2013-02-14 10:50:05 AM

kvinesknows: so let me get this straight... the dude that was getting the BLOWJOB was the one who got upset and demanded to switch positions?

WTF is wrong with him?


black dudes are programmed to overwhelmingly prefer unprotected internal ejaculation. a black guy that laughed at me for buying condoms in north-central naptown taught me this. then he bummed a smoke off of me and left the store. without buying anything. after lounging by the pharmacy.
 
2013-02-14 10:50:43 AM
How did this NOT happen in Florida?
 
2013-02-14 10:51:14 AM
"Orlando said he decided to run for the front door,"

Maybe if he'd just been willing to try the back door instead, none of this stabbing would have happened.
 
2013-02-14 10:51:56 AM
"Orlando told him no and Hunter became upset." During the ensuing argument, DeWitt called Hunter a "farking retard," which infuriated Hunter. He yelled at DeWitt and ordered him to leave the residence.

Well there you go. He probably said "Hey man, using the 'R' word is not cool. You never know when someone might have a family member with a disability!", and then stabbed him out of incredulity.
 
2013-02-14 10:52:29 AM
Way to ruin a great night and send your dumb ass right back to prison....where apparently you didn't get ENOUGH male ass the first few times!
 
2013-02-14 10:53:58 AM
One of them should have tried for the butt like they learned in prison.  Or a double-pen
 
2013-02-14 10:56:19 AM
What about the asshole, anyway? Couldn't they just do a DP? SHRED THAT ASSHOLE NINJA this situation so totally did not have to end with knives.
 
2013-02-14 10:56:34 AM
Gah, i can't imagine the nasty cow that was letting those two hit her, thanks TNG for not posting.
 
2013-02-14 11:07:59 AM

blatz514: ARE YOU CRAZY!?  This is like discovering plutonium by accident!


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What an orgy guy might look like.

Link
 
2013-02-14 11:21:12 AM

Tuskan_Roeder: Does the picture on the left look a little too much like the feet of a man and two children to anyone else?


Could they not find a picture of six entangled feet with a tad bit darker skin to match the pics in the article? That pic was strange.
 
2013-02-14 11:28:41 AM

wildbill0712: Was it this girl?
[www.probertencyclopaedia.com image 200x228]


I would pay her to read me literally anything.
 
2013-02-14 11:33:30 AM

TNel: So we've been doing it wrong for the longest time I guess.

[www.thesmokinggun.com image 175x265]


Indeed. There are four right feet in that picture. That ain't no ménage a trois.
 
2013-02-14 11:36:07 AM

SewerSquirrels: TNel: So we've been doing it wrong for the longest time I guess.

[www.thesmokinggun.com image 175x265]

Indeed. There are four right feet in that picture. That ain't no ménage a trois.


Also a disturbing range of sizes
 
2013-02-14 11:50:17 AM

ransack.: SewerSquirrels: TNel: So we've been doing it wrong for the longest time I guess.

[www.thesmokinggun.com image 175x265]

Indeed. There are four right feet in that picture. That ain't no ménage a trois.

Also a disturbing range of sizes


Is it pedophilia if you chopped them up first? I was actually thinking midgets until you said that.

/Actually I'm still thinking midgets.
 
2013-02-14 11:53:16 AM

SewerSquirrels: ransack.: SewerSquirrels: TNel: So we've been doing it wrong for the longest time I guess.

[www.thesmokinggun.com image 175x265]

Indeed. There are four right feet in that picture. That ain't no ménage a trois.

Also a disturbing range of sizes

Is it pedophilia if you chopped them up first? I was actually thinking midgets until you said that.

/Actually I'm still thinking midgets.


feet look too soft to be midget feet
 
2013-02-14 12:13:42 PM
Probably called him a retard cause he was farking up the situation when the guy allowed him to even join in in the first place.
 
2013-02-14 12:23:10 PM
There should be a "win" tag. Too much funny stuff going on. Because you know, nothing gets me in the mood for a three-way than a pit stop at McDonald's first.

I'm trying to imagine the situation. Sexy time is under way. Guy getting a beej says "Yo man, I want to trade up." Other guy says "No!" They argue, while things are still going on. Beej-dude gets stabbed. It's so hilarious you could cry.
 
2013-02-14 12:29:13 PM

SewerSquirrels: ransack.: SewerSquirrels: TNel: So we've been doing it wrong for the longest time I guess.

[www.thesmokinggun.com image 175x265]

Indeed. There are four right feet in that picture. That ain't no ménage a trois.

Also a disturbing range of sizes

Is it pedophilia if you chopped them up first? I was actually thinking midgets until you said that.

/Actually I'm still thinking midgets.


There's a paedophile/pedophile joke here somewhere but I'm too many beers in to articulate it
 
2013-02-14 12:49:40 PM

Mugato: [www.upstartpromotions.com image 125x125]


I have a Chinese finger trap JUST like this one, so I really am getting a KICK out of this reply!


/SERIOUSLY
//"Year of the SNAKE" indeed
 
2013-02-14 01:15:04 PM

The Angry Hand of God: In short order, Leticia "began to perform oral sex on Hunter." It appears that DeWitt was continuing to have sex with Leticia while she was performing double duty.

You had a once in a lifetime opportunity to achieve an Eiffel Tower, but instead it ended up with a stabbing.  For those of you who don't know, The Eiffel Tower is when one guy is doing a bent over girl from behind while she is blowing the other dude, who is also standing up.  The two men must then give each other a double high-five, completing the "Eiffel Tower."


Sounds more like the letter "A."
 
2013-02-14 01:47:26 PM
Nothin' wrong with MFM.  The ladies love it.
 
2013-02-14 01:48:12 PM

ransack.: black dudes are programmed to overwhelmingly prefer unprotected internal ejaculation.


I think it's just circumcised dudes in general, based on my highly scientific studies (asking various gfs). Uncircumcised must be a hell of a lot more sensitive.
 
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