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(Daily Mail)   Are you from Tittybong, Australia or perhaps Wet Beaver Creek, Arizona? Well here's a map that reveals some of of the world's most suggestive place names   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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2013-02-13 11:52:14 PM  
My brother took his wife to dinner in Climax, Ga. once so he could say he kept her in climax for 2 full hours.
She didn't think it was funny, at all. Pretty sure he had to do "laundry" by hand for a week or so afterward.
 
2013-02-13 11:58:13 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: My brother took his wife to dinner in Climax, Ga. once so he could say he kept her in climax for 2 full hours.
She didn't think it was funny, at all. Pretty sure he had to do "laundry" by hand for a week or so afterward.


 Perhaps she was upset that he didn't spend even a second in the nearby hamlet of Foreplay.
 
2013-02-14 12:00:05 AM  
The coochie tunnels got a rise out of many service members.
 
2013-02-14 12:21:38 AM  
The only interesting name around here that I am aware of is Hell, MI.  I have met a few characters that think it is the funniest thing.  Of course this time of year Hell is frozen over, but nothing seems to change because of it.
 
2013-02-14 12:22:52 AM  
 
2013-02-14 01:25:36 AM  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzirm6TwcXA

"You don't suppose there was a hamlet called foreplay down there we should have popped in first."
 
2013-02-14 01:27:19 AM  
This is one of those stories that gets whipped out once a year on a slow  news day..This is probably the 8000QUARRILLIONTH time it's been on the internet
 
2013-02-14 01:29:05 AM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-14 01:29:31 AM  

lack of warmth: The only interesting name around here that I am aware of is Hell, MI.  I have met a few characters that think it is the funniest thing.  Of course this time of year Hell is frozen over, but nothing seems to change because of it.


That's not a sexually charged rude name, though. For most people. I'm sure there's a kink...

The fact that Gaylord, MI was included surprised me for some reason. It shouldn't have, but it did. Go figure.
 
2013-02-14 01:31:12 AM  
Tittybong? My 2 3 most favorite things in the whole world!
 
2013-02-14 01:32:36 AM  
Dildo, Newfoundland.
 
2013-02-14 01:35:10 AM  
List fails for not mentioning Lake Titicaca.

C'mon guys that's a two-fer.
 
2013-02-14 01:35:37 AM  
Came for Humptulips.  Leaving satisfied....
 
2013-02-14 01:37:28 AM  
Washington state's favorite is missing.
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-14 01:40:51 AM  
Intercourse in Pennsylvania, U.S., is another place with a very unfortunate name


Why would you SAY that?  That name is AWESOME!!
 
2013-02-14 01:41:29 AM  
Big Bone Lick state park next to Beaverlick in Kentucky. That's where my mind always goes when this sort of article comes around.
 
2013-02-14 01:42:33 AM  
Wiener, Bald Knob, and Smackover, AR.  That is all.
 
2013-02-14 01:43:28 AM  
Came for Blue Ball and Climax, leaving satisfied.

/have a shot glass from Intercourse, PA that says 'I heart Intercourse'
//heh heh
 
2013-02-14 01:45:36 AM  
Driving to France from Zürich over the weekend, I passed through Wankdorf.
I later found you could go from Petting (Germany) to F**king (Austria) in 39 mins.
 
2013-02-14 01:46:11 AM  
Wait, Bumfark Utah isn't an actual place?
 
2013-02-14 01:46:52 AM  
I think the closest suggestive one to where I live is Rough and Ready, PA.
 
2013-02-14 01:47:39 AM  
"And if those weren't enough to prompt a snicker"

Can we retire the word snicker?
 
2013-02-14 01:48:08 AM  
 
2013-02-14 01:50:04 AM  

chazsandiego: "And if those weren't enough to prompt a snicker"

Can we retire the word snicker?


It's better than "titter"
 
2013-02-14 01:52:11 AM  
Mount Holly, NJ
 
2013-02-14 01:52:18 AM  
Spread Eagle Newfoundland? fark you canucks, Spread Eagle Wisconsin is the joke.
 
2013-02-14 01:55:58 AM  
is there no love for cunnilingus, nebraska?

okay, i made that up. sue me.


tasty
 
2013-02-14 01:56:15 AM  
I've always been partial to Mount Crested Butte, CO.
 
2013-02-14 01:56:49 AM  
f*cking, austria is awesome
 
2013-02-14 01:58:59 AM  
No Wanker's Corner, OR?
 
2013-02-14 02:00:56 AM  
www.topoquest.com

Bloody Dick Peak, right next to the Big Hole in Montana.
 
2013-02-14 02:05:19 AM  
Nobby's Head, QLD strangely absent...
 
2013-02-14 02:06:28 AM  
Oh yeah, and one of my favourite parks here in Sydney, Balls Head Reserve.
 
2013-02-14 02:12:18 AM  
Gobbler's Knob, Ohio

Beavercreek, Ohio is a small town which has produced three famous pron stars during the past few years.
"Must be something in the water" is the sorry joke.
 
2013-02-14 02:13:14 AM  
comeoniwannalaya, Hawaii.
 
2013-02-14 02:14:53 AM  
I am the Great Cornholio! I come from Lake Titicaca!

guycodeblog.mtv.com
 
2013-02-14 02:17:33 AM  

quatchi: List fails for not mentioning Lake Titicaca.

C'mon guys that's a two-fer.


Or  Pee Pee Islands.
 
2013-02-14 02:18:53 AM  

Fano: chazsandiego: "And if those weren't enough to prompt a snicker"

Can we retire the word snicker?

It's better than "titter"


*snicker*

Now let's see if I get filterpwned.
 
2013-02-14 02:19:34 AM  

RatMaster999: No Wanker's Corner, OR?


That's not a place name, though, it's the name of a store/cafe. I live about 10 miles from there.

Fun fact: the owners' family name is actually pronounced "Wonkers".
 
2013-02-14 02:19:51 AM  

ciberido: Fano: chazsandiego: "And if those weren't enough to prompt a snicker"

Can we retire the word snicker?

It's better than "titter"

*snicker*

Now let's see if I get filterpwned.


Yup.  Though I was expecting something more like *sAttractive and successful*
 
2013-02-14 02:21:20 AM  

quatchi: List fails for not mentioning Lake Titicaca.

C'mon guys that's a two-fer.


And it's far and away the funniest place name of all time.
 
2013-02-14 02:23:47 AM  

Smashed Hat: Came for Blue Ball and Climax, leaving satisfied.

/have a shot glass from Intercourse, PA that says 'I heart Intercourse'
//heh heh


You didn't go to nearby Bird In The Hand?!

/The fact that Intercourse, Blue Ball and Bird In The Hand are all so close together makes me wonder if the Amish might not be a lot funnier then we give them credit for...
 
2013-02-14 02:27:03 AM  
Gee, nothing in Louisiana made it? Not even Krotz Springs or Dry Prong?
 
2013-02-14 02:27:46 AM  
No love for Beaver Nation?

i212.photobucket.com

/Technically, not a city.
//But there is a Beaver, OR.
///And a Beaverton, OR
 
2013-02-14 02:31:26 AM  

dillenger69: Washington state's favorite is missing.
[i.imgur.com image 400x300]


It's on the map.

RatMaster999: No Wanker's Corner, OR?


So is this.
 
2013-02-14 02:36:00 AM  

SnarfVader: No love for Beaver Nation?

/Technically, not a city.
//But there is a Beaver, OR.
///And a Beaverton, OR


And a Big Beaver Lick, KY (hehe, KY, apropos)

/And a Big Bone Lick for that matter!
 
2013-02-14 02:38:09 AM  
As a native of Climax, Saskatchewan, blah blah blah getting a kick.
 
2013-02-14 02:44:48 AM  
My ancestors came to America from Blue Ball, Ireland, so I'm really getting a kick out of some of these replies.

/grew up near Manassas
//f*ck me? Norfolk you too, buddy
 
2013-02-14 02:45:47 AM  
Beaverton and Balsover are only a few miles apart in Ontario.
 
2013-02-14 02:47:14 AM  
I know a guy who lives in Püssi, Estonia.
 
2013-02-14 02:51:40 AM  
Shiatt Pot Crater Arizona?

Cow Shiatt Lane, UK?
 
2013-02-14 02:56:54 AM  
Australia is also home to Poowong. Incidentally, it's in the same state as Tittybong: Victoria. As in, "does anyone want to go to Tittybong Victoria?"

And a short distance from Fu:cking, Austria is Tittmoning, Germany.
 
2013-02-14 03:04:43 AM  
ts4.mm.bing.net
 
2013-02-14 03:26:05 AM  
Nob Hill here, but it has no sinister meanings in American.
 
2013-02-14 03:35:30 AM  

Canton: lack of warmth: The only interesting name around here that I am aware of is Hell, MI.  I have met a few characters that think it is the funniest thing.  Of course this time of year Hell is frozen over, but nothing seems to change because of it.

That's not a sexually charged rude name, though. For most people. I'm sure there's a kink...

The fact that Gaylord, MI was included surprised me for some reason. It shouldn't have, but it did. Go figure.


CSB:  My parents have a cottage in Gaylord, I was just there a couple weeks ago.  I have also driven through Climax and Dick, MI.

Smgth: SnarfVader: No love for Beaver Nation?

/Technically, not a city.
//But there is a Beaver, OR.
///And a Beaverton, OR

And a Big Beaver Lick, KY (hehe, KY, apropos)


While I'm on the subject of suggestive place names in Michigan:  Big Beaver Rd, Exit 69
 
2013-02-14 03:43:08 AM  
 
2013-02-14 03:44:59 AM  

Polish Hussar: Canton: lack of warmth: The only interesting name around here that I am aware of is Hell, MI.  I have met a few characters that think it is the funniest thing.  Of course this time of year Hell is frozen over, but nothing seems to change because of it.

That's not a sexually charged rude name, though. For most people. I'm sure there's a kink...

The fact that Gaylord, MI was included surprised me for some reason. It shouldn't have, but it did. Go figure.

CSB:  My parents have a cottage in Gaylord, I was just there a couple weeks ago.  I have also driven through Climax and Dick, MI.

Smgth: SnarfVader: No love for Beaver Nation?

/Technically, not a city.
//But there is a Beaver, OR.
///And a Beaverton, OR

And a Big Beaver Lick, KY (hehe, KY, apropos)

While I'm on the subject of suggestive place names in Michigan:  Big Beaver Rd, Exit 69


Who could've guessed 'Murcia would be chock full of big beavers?

/Ronald McDonald
 
2013-02-14 03:47:34 AM  
Sugartit, KY.

That is all.
 
2013-02-14 03:50:19 AM  
If I ever build a golf course I'll name it Sandy Balls Estate
 
2013-02-14 04:05:09 AM  
Climax Springs and Roach, Missouri
 
2013-02-14 04:30:45 AM  
French Lick, IN    Gnawbone, IN     Big Bone Lick KY
 
2013-02-14 04:40:41 AM  
 
2013-02-14 04:52:39 AM  

soakitincider: f*cking, austria is awesome


And reasonably priced!
 
2013-02-14 05:00:04 AM  
We have towns called Knobber and Muff, here in Ireland
 
2013-02-14 05:20:25 AM  
So where is the map?  Article either doesn't have a link or I keep missing it and googling "interactive map suggestive place names" just gets copies of the same article
 
2013-02-14 05:22:05 AM  
Nevermind, found it.  Article writer made it not obvious for some unknown reason
 
2013-02-14 05:26:34 AM  
 
2013-02-14 05:27:56 AM  

i.imgur.com

This is where I get off

 
2013-02-14 05:29:38 AM  
Oh yeah, so is Iron Knob
 
2013-02-14 05:29:55 AM  

capt.hollister: Dildo, Newfoundland.


For real. At least they got Spread Eagle, but Dildo is an unforgivable omission.
 
2013-02-14 05:35:41 AM  
www.discoveringbritain.org
 
2013-02-14 05:46:18 AM  

sudo give me more cowbell: For real. At least they got Spread Eagle, but Dildo is an unforgivable omission.


I stand corrected. It's on the map.
 
2013-02-14 05:59:57 AM  

ggnnww: They missed out farking in Austria  http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?q=farking+austria&hnear=farking,+Brauna u +am+Inn+District,+Upper+Austria,+Austria&gl=uk&t=h&z=15


To be fair, that isn't "suggestive" - it's downright overt.
 
2013-02-14 06:12:01 AM  
Beaverton, MI is home to the Beavers. Go Beavers.

/ mid michigan craptown.
// you do not want the Beaver there.
 
2013-02-14 06:21:42 AM  
Thailand is loaded with em. Bangkok, Phuket, Pee Pee don Islands....can't remember the others there were so many. We "snickered" often.
 
2013-02-14 06:35:45 AM  
So Climax, Ga made it before Cumming, Ga. ?  WTF
 
2013-02-14 06:38:30 AM  
No love for Buttsville, New Jersey?
 
2013-02-14 06:42:50 AM  
 
2013-02-14 06:50:22 AM  
In central NY there is Gayhead, Coxsackie, and Climax.
 
jlt
2013-02-14 07:15:13 AM  

Canton: lack of warmth: The only interesting name around here that I am aware of is Hell, MI.  I have met a few characters that think it is the funniest thing.  Of course this time of year Hell is frozen over, but nothing seems to change because of it.

That's not a sexually charged rude name, though. For most people. I'm sure there's a kink...

The fact that Gaylord, MI was included surprised me for some reason. It shouldn't have, but it did. Go figure.


Well, when you're drivin on 75 through Troy, Exit 69 is for Big Beaver Road.
 
2013-02-14 07:28:33 AM  
i36.photobucket.com
i199.photobucket.com
i278.photobucket.com
North Carolina is a weird place
 
2013-02-14 07:29:26 AM  

dome maravilloso: In central NY there is Gayhead, Coxsackie, and Climax.


CSB: I worked at a cable company once and had a caller from West Coxsackie. I immediately hoped there was an East Coxsackie.

Also, nobody's mentioned Beaver, Pennsylvania. In Beaver County.
 
2013-02-14 07:31:24 AM  
imageshack.us
 
2013-02-14 07:45:00 AM  

Onkel Buck: North Carolina is a weird place


Don't forget Erect, NC!
 
2013-02-14 07:45:22 AM  
 
2013-02-14 07:48:28 AM  
Meh.  Used to be a place in the US called "Tickle Coont Creek"

/Self-filterpwnage.
 
2013-02-14 08:03:17 AM  
He missed Dildo Key, Florida.
 
2013-02-14 08:20:52 AM  

rev. dave: So Climax, Ga made it before Cumming, Ga. ?  WTF


Yeah, this is surprising, since most of the time mentioning the fact that there is a Dick's sporting goods store near the local BJ's membership outlet there is good for some instant lulz.
 
2013-02-14 08:26:41 AM  
My fiancée family are straight up baymen Newfoundlanders. Of course there's the obvious Dildo and Come By Chance, but when she was doing her family tree, she found names of towns that don't even exist anymore like Butt's Hole, Hairy Stick and "Step Aside and Reach Around". Baymen are crazy.
 
2013-02-14 08:31:14 AM  
What? No "Onancock, Virginia"? Nice place on the DelMarVa peninsula.
 
2013-02-14 09:00:01 AM  
Came for the Big Bone Lick.
Leaving satisfied.
 
2013-02-14 09:06:45 AM  
farm5.staticflickr.com
 
2013-02-14 09:14:26 AM  
Graham Norton and Joan Rivers once tried going to Vagina.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9vmTX5pWKQ
 
2013-02-14 09:18:27 AM  
They have Shaft, a little village near where I grew up, listed in the wrong state (Pennsylvania instead of Maryland).

illannoyin: [i.imgur.com image 350x350]

This is where I get off


Nice that they include a speed advisory. You don't want to go into Climax too quickly.
 
2013-02-14 09:39:42 AM  
Knoblick Knob also in southern Indiana. http://maps.google.com/maps?q=Knoblick+Knob,+Tobin,+IN&hl=en&ll=37.97 7 492,-86.5975&spn=0.008372,0.021136&sll=38.123161,-86.938891&sspn=0.066 846,0.169086&oq=knoblick&t=h&hnear=Knoblick+Knob&z=16
Knoblick Creeek, Knoblick Road, and Knoblick Creek Road all in KY.

/can see Knoblick Knob from my deck
//Knoblick
 
2013-02-14 09:40:09 AM  

sudo give me more cowbell: capt.hollister: Dildo, Newfoundland.

For real. At least they got Spread Eagle, but Dildo is an unforgivable omission.

So is Come by Chance, NL

 
2013-02-14 09:47:23 AM  
store.coppercountry.com

near where I live (NTTAWWT)
 
2013-02-14 10:33:02 AM  
living in pennsylvania, we get the tourists who always ask about intercourse, bird in hand, blue ball, etc...  we have quite a few towns in pennsylvania that are dirty sounding... and yes, it gets old after a long time...
 
2013-02-14 11:12:13 AM  
Beaver, WI
 
2013-02-14 12:02:21 PM  
Sugar Tit, South Carolina.
 
2013-02-14 01:44:41 PM  
The map on the website has Bird in Hand PA way far to the west, approximately where Breezewood is actually located. As I remember it, Blue Ball and Bird in Hand refer to tavern signs on the old Philadelphia Turnpike.
 
2013-02-14 02:42:30 PM  
Newfoundland is full of awesome ones. Dildo, Sheshatshiat, Conception Bay, Come By Chance.
 
2013-02-14 04:41:08 PM  
according to Google, it should take 36 minutes to get from Erect, to Climax, in NC.

http://ok-cleek.com/blogs/1863/dear-doctor-internet/
 
2013-02-14 04:46:18 PM  

cleek: according to Google, it should take 36 minutes to get from Erect, to Climax, in NC.

http://ok-cleek.com/blogs/1863/dear-doctor-internet/


I didn't rub one out when I was in NC, but I'm preeety sure I could manage it in under a half hour.
 
2013-02-14 07:44:20 PM  

SnarfVader: dillenger69: Washington state's favorite is missing.
[i.imgur.com image 400x300]

It's on the map.

RatMaster999: No Wanker's Corner, OR?

So is this.


I couldn't get the map to work too well, so my bad.
 
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