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(Canberra Times)   Golf: play 18 holes, chat to your mates, go for drinks in the bar. Golf in Australia: Use a spare tee to extract the venom of the poisonous spider that just bit your leg, then play the rest of the round   (canberratimes.com.au) divider line 6
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2013-02-14 06:08:25 AM
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Every time I hear something like this, it just makes me think that living in Australia is a day-to-day version of Survivor. Just walking to your car in the parking lot means you have to pass venomous adders, poison skinned frogs, paralysis ticks, two kinds of deadly spiders and jumping ants.

If there's ever some virus that wipes out 90% of the world's population, only Australians will be hardy enough to shake it off.
2013-02-14 04:07:47 AM
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4.bp.blogspot.com
2013-02-14 02:38:54 AM
1 votes:
Australia wants to kill you. Swedish woman just don't care.
2013-02-14 02:32:34 AM
1 votes:
What's Swedish for "bad-ass"?
2013-02-14 12:48:14 AM
1 votes:
There was a red-back on the toilet seat
When I was there last night,
I didn't see him in the dark,
But boy! I felt his bite!
I jumped high up into the air,
And when I hit the ground,
That crafty red-back spider
Wasn't nowhere to be found.

I rushed in to the missus,
Told her just where I'd been bit,
She grabbed the cut throat razor blade,
And I nearly took a fit.
I said, "Just forget what's on your mind,
And call a doctor please,
'Cause I've got a feeling that your cure
Is worse than the disease."

There was a red-back on the toilet seat
When I was there last night,
I didn't see him in the dark,
But boy! I felt his bite!
And now I'm here in hospital,
A sad and sorry plight,
And I curse that red-back spider
On the toilet seat last night.

I can't lay down, I can't sit up,
And I don't know what to do,
And all the nurses think it's funny,
But that's not my point of view.
I tell you it's embarrassing,
And that's to say the least
That I'm too sick to eat a bite,
While that spider had a feast!

And when I get back home again,
I tell you what I'll do,
I'll make that red-back suffer
For the pain I'm going through.
I've had so many needles
That I'm looking like a sieve,
And I promise you that spider
Hasn't very long to live!

There was a red-back on the toilet seat
When I was there last night,
I didn't see him in the dark,
But boy! I felt his bite!
And now I'm here in hospital,
A sad and sorry plight,
And I curse that red-back spider
On the toilet seat last night.


/Stolen
2013-02-13 11:43:33 PM
1 votes:
Doctor said being stoned saved my life when I was bitten by a rattlesnake back in the late 80's because I didn't freak out. Still not afraid of spiders or snakes. And I'm not even stoned...right this minute.
 
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