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(Fox News)   Alyson Hannigan obtains restraining order against weirdo, an unnecessary gesture that could have been avoided if she'd JUST ANSWER MY LETTERS. PLEASE?   (foxnews.com) divider line 106
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2013-02-13 08:27:49 PM  
 
2013-02-13 08:45:11 PM  
subby - she just needs to answer one letter - HOW DOES TED MEET HIS WIFE?  HOW???
 
2013-02-13 09:06:08 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: subby - she just needs to answer one letter - HOW DOES TED MEET HIS WIFE?  HOW???


Seriously, isn't the first kid gonna be born next year by the timeline?
 
2013-02-13 09:11:14 PM  
Restraining orders don't scare me
 
2013-02-13 09:12:41 PM  
Was it Cobie Smulders?
 
2013-02-13 09:16:54 PM  

TommyymmoT: How could she not fall in love with this guy?


Isn't it still against the rules to call out other Farkers?
 
2013-02-13 09:17:04 PM  
So saving my fingernail clippings for the last year to send her was a waste of time?
 
2013-02-13 09:49:19 PM  

b2theory: TommyymmoT: How could she not fall in love with this guy?

Isn't it still against the rules to call out other Farkers?


Not if you're calling out a mod.
 
2013-02-13 09:53:47 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: subby - she just needs to answer one letter - HOW DOES TED MEET HIS WIFE?  HOW???


To be fair, we already know how Ted meets his wife. It's at Barney and Robin's wedding.
 
2013-02-13 09:56:51 PM  

RevMercutio: tenpoundsofcheese: subby - she just needs to answer one letter - HOW DOES TED MEET HIS WIFE?  HOW???

To be fair, we already know how Ted meets his wife. It's at Barney and Robin's wedding.


To be fairer, you should only care about Robin Sparkles and Barney. The rest of the show can DIAF. Especially Ted
 
2013-02-13 10:10:55 PM  
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IN YOUR EYES (THE LIGHT THE HEAT)

IN YOUR EYES (I AM COMPLETE)

 
2013-02-13 10:13:56 PM  

Peter von Nostrand: RevMercutio: tenpoundsofcheese: subby - she just needs to answer one letter - HOW DOES TED MEET HIS WIFE?  HOW???

To be fair, we already know how Ted meets his wife. It's at Barney and Robin's wedding.

To be fairer, you should only care about Robin Sparkles and Barney. The rest of the show can DIAF. Especially Ted


I used to like the whole show, but I can't stand Ted anymore, and the married couple is boring since they had the baby.

Maybe if my baby was already born I'd find them more interesting.
 
2013-02-13 10:20:12 PM  
I remember in the early years of Buffy some fan turned up at her house with a horse as a present. WTF do you say to a fan like that?


/No, it wasn't me.
 
2013-02-13 10:24:02 PM  

Flint Ironstag: I remember in the early years of Buffy some fan turned up at her house with a horse as a present. WTF do you say to a fan like that?


/No, it wasn't me.


Why the long face?
 
2013-02-13 10:37:21 PM  

jaylectricity: Peter von Nostrand: RevMercutio: tenpoundsofcheese: subby - she just needs to answer one letter - HOW DOES TED MEET HIS WIFE?  HOW???

To be fair, we already know how Ted meets his wife. It's at Barney and Robin's wedding.

To be fairer, you should only care about Robin Sparkles and Barney. The rest of the show can DIAF. Especially Ted

I used to like the whole show, but I can't stand Ted anymore, and the married couple is boring since they had the baby.

Maybe if my baby was already born I'd find them more interesting.


After your kid is born the only thing you'll watch is Nick Jr, Disney or the cartoons on PBS. I'm so used to it now, I find that even when I'm alone I reflexively turn those channels on. Holy shiat, I'm just like them now....

*sobs quietly curled in the fetal position in a corner*
 
2013-02-13 10:42:55 PM  

Peter von Nostrand: *sobs quietly curled in the fetal position in a corner*


There, there...you'll have a life again someday.
 
2013-02-13 11:45:23 PM  

jaylectricity: Peter von Nostrand: *sobs quietly curled in the fetal position in a corner*

There, there...you'll have a life again someday.


Not necessarily. I know people on Facebook with grown kids who still only talk about their kids. For some, parenting is a terminal condition.

/knows plenty of parents with other interests too
 
2013-02-13 11:53:13 PM  
Who?
 
2013-02-14 12:38:37 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-14 12:44:10 AM  
Can't she just flick her fingers and rip all his skin off?
 
2013-02-14 12:47:45 AM  

Harry_Seldon: [i.imgur.com image 508x415]


I'm saying it right now - I would wreck that chick.  She gets the irony of creepy.  It would go with my unintentionally creepy persona.
 
2013-02-14 12:48:49 AM  
yuck

don't understand this for one second. who would want to stalk her? i understand that she is quite popular with geeks from her Buffy days. but i never liked buffy and something about allison hannigan absolutely turns me off. she is a terrible actress and is growing some serious jowels. i know that makes me sound like a sexist assh***. i accept that.
 
2013-02-14 12:55:33 AM  
every breath you take , every movie you make....
 
2013-02-14 12:55:51 AM  

Kid the Universe: yuck

don't understand this for one second. who would want to stalk her? i understand that she is quite popular with geeks from her Buffy days. but i never liked buffy and something about allison hannigan absolutely turns me off. she is a terrible actress and is growing some serious jowels. i know that makes me sound like a sexist assh***. i accept that.


I still would give my left testicle for a chance at her, but yeah, either she isn't a great actress or she has a lousy taste in roles.  I have only watched this show while at my parents' house visiting (they who own the house own the TV remote) and I found it absolutely appalling.  Combine that with the completely dreadful "Date Movie" parody thing she did, it's just absolutely terrible in all respects.  

Loved her in the Buffy days, but maybe it was one of those things were the role fit the acting.  The stuttery semi-introvert just worked for Willow, I don't know.
 
2013-02-14 01:58:49 AM  
Wait a minute...someone who stuck a flute in her pussy is creeped out by someone?
 
2013-02-14 02:16:30 AM  
i590.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-14 02:26:36 AM  

fusillade762: Can't she just flick her fingers and rip all his skin off?


All at once? That would be moving a bit fast for me, I need foreplay.

Oh, you mean as a bad thing.
 
2013-02-14 02:28:42 AM  

drunk_bouncnbaloruber: Wait a minute...someone who stuck a flute in her pussy is creeped out by someone?


That was for a movie.
 
2013-02-14 02:33:12 AM  

Lee Jackson Beauregard: [i590.photobucket.com image 550x400]


I have a strict rule against pure-black eyes.
 
2013-02-14 02:34:53 AM  

drunk_bouncnbaloruber: Wait a minute...someone who stuck a flute in her pussy is creeped out by someone?


I often wonder what song she played.
If it was something by Jethro Tull, I'm very much in awe.

Any girl who's pussy can scat sing into a flute, deserves my respect.
 
2013-02-14 02:39:44 AM  

RevMercutio: tenpoundsofcheese: subby - she just needs to answer one letter - HOW DOES TED MEET HIS WIFE?  HOW???

To be fair, we already know how Ted meets his wife. It's at Barney and Robin's wedding.




Not only that she was the bass player in the band that Ted fought so hard against, and it will also turn out that she was the "perfect woman" he stood up in the second to last episode of season 1.
 
2013-02-14 02:53:39 AM  

Kid the Universe: yuck

don't understand this for one second. who would want to stalk her? i understand that she is quite popular with geeks from her Buffy days. but i never liked buffy and something about allison hannigan absolutely turns me off. she is a terrible actress and is growing some serious jowels. i know that makes me sound like a sexist assh***. i accept that.


The reason geeks love Alyson Hannigan is because many of her characters fall under the category of "nerd bait".  For those not familiar with the term, nerd bait refers to female characters in movies and TV shows who are designed to appeal to male nerds.  They are usually cute in a non-threatening way, quirky, possess knowledge of science or mathematics   and often have red hair and/or freckles.  Examples include (obviously) Willow from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Kaylee from Firefly, Chloe from Stargate: Universe, Evie in the first The Mummy movie, etc.
 
2013-02-14 02:55:37 AM  

TommyymmoT: How could she not fall in love with this guy?

[fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.net image 160x160]


Holy shiat. That's guy's entire FB page is dedicated to her. And 16 hours ago he posted about her. Is that a violation of her restraining order?
 
2013-02-14 03:19:23 AM  

MurphyMurphy: Lee Jackson Beauregard: [i590.photobucket.com image 550x400]

I have a strict rule against pure-black eyes.


No body likes black eyes.

/they're violent and steal things
//snap
 
2013-02-14 03:29:18 AM  

NicoFinn: TommyymmoT: How could she not fall in love with this guy?

[fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.net image 160x160]

Holy shiat. That's guy's entire FB page is dedicated to her. And 16 hours ago he posted about her. Is that a violation of her restraining order?




I'm pretty sure that a restraining order only applies to physical presence, like actually being, in real life, 500 feet away or something.
If some loony is truly obsessed though, I don't think it matters to them.

Incidents like this, will always loom in my mind.
 
2013-02-14 04:20:59 AM  

darkjezter: Evie in the first The Mummy movie, etc.


And yet she was SO much hotter in the second movie.  Oh GOD, I almost bought the DVD just for her.

www.reactionface.info

To this day I still seek out Rachel Weisz movies.  You know, when they're not total chick flicks.
 
2013-02-14 04:30:31 AM  

Flint Ironstag: I remember in the early years of Buffy some fan turned up at her house with a horse as a present. WTF do you say to a fan like that?


/No, it wasn't me.


You say "Hello Matthew, hello Sarah."
 
2013-02-14 04:33:46 AM  
Nice! I've got the first "what's his Fark handle?" comment!
/seriously. what's your Fark handle you obsessive, degenerate shiatfark?
//Stay away from Aly! When her seemingly stable and happy marriage surely falls apart, She's MINE!!!!
///Fark Thunderdome!!!! 50 farkers enter. 30 get winded and sit it out. 10 start arguing with each other over politics in a corner. 3 are too racist and adhering to tried and true stereotypes, fear combat with non-whites. 2 will talk about pro wrestling. 1 will talk about My little pony. The last 4 decide that it's ridiculous to argue over such matters and just leave. Except for me. I stay behind and claim my prize!
////which is 10-20 for kidnapping a celebrity and holding them ransom as a prize in some sort of weird fanboy deathmatch.
 
2013-02-14 04:55:10 AM  

MurphyMurphy: Lee Jackson Beauregard: [i590.photobucket.com image 550x400]

I have a strict rule against pure-black eyes.


Never stick your dick in demonic.
 
2013-02-14 04:58:08 AM  

darkjezter: Evie in the first The Mummy movie, etc.


www.hotflick.net

Consider me completely baited.  Masterfully baited, in fact.
 
2013-02-14 05:53:27 AM  

MurphyMurphy: Lee Jackson Beauregard: [i590.photobucket.com image 550x400]

I have a strict rule against pure-black eyes.



For me "actually, it's more of a guideline than a rule."

taylorsiolka.com
 
2013-02-14 06:03:41 AM  

DemonEater: darkjezter: Evie in the first The Mummy movie, etc.

And yet she was SO much hotter in the second movie.  Oh GOD, I almost bought the DVD just for her.

[www.reactionface.info image 308x313]

To this day I still seek out Rachel Weisz movies.  You know, when they're not total chick flicks.


So it would be safe to assume that you own "The Constant Gardener" then?
 
2013-02-14 06:18:07 AM  

fusillade762: Can't she just flick her fingers and rip all his skin off?


When I saw that for the first time, I nearly did a spit take. It was just so.... Unexpectedly hard core bad ass. It wouldn't have been nearly as effective if she had been yelling at him, or just be raging. But to just decide to nonchalantly state "bored now"  and then rip the guys skin off with no observed effort. Wow.

I was bummed when they turned her back into wimpy good Willow. I mean sure, get her to turn back to the good side. But from that point on, she should have been a bad ass, struggling with her dark side, changed forever by her actions.
 
2013-02-14 06:19:29 AM  

DemonEater: To this day I still seek out Rachel Weisz movies.  You know, when they're not total chick flicks.



Just for you, something I saw earlier.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-02-14 06:21:54 AM  
Brainsick
drunk_bouncnbaloruber:
Wait a minute...someone who stuck a flute in her pussy is creeped out by someone?

That was for a movie.


While not the same, she should have been exposed to a good dosage of creepiness.
I vaguely remember her talking on some late night show about working at a video rental store which had "a few copies of recent blockbusters, but was otherwise 90% porn". I think she also mentioned fearing that one frequent customer would die of dehydration because he was always renting something like five tapes and returning them the next day to get new ones.
 
2013-02-14 06:48:36 AM  
If she would only take 10 minutes to meet my mother....
 
2013-02-14 06:51:10 AM  

TommyymmoT: NicoFinn: TommyymmoT: How could she not fall in love with this guy?

[fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.net image 160x160]

Holy shiat. That's guy's entire FB page is dedicated to her. And 16 hours ago he posted about her. Is that a violation of her restraining order?

I'm pretty sure that a restraining order only applies to physical presence, like actually being, in real life, 500 feet away or something.
If some loony is truly obsessed though, I don't think it matters to them.

Incidents like this, will always loom in my mind.



FTFA: The order requires John Hobbs, 43, to stay away from the "How I Met Your Mother" actress and her family, and it orders him to stop posting messages about her online.
 
2013-02-14 07:20:34 AM  

Kid the Universe: yuck

don't understand this for one second. who would want to stalk her? i understand that she is quite popular with geeks from her Buffy days. but i never liked buffy and something about allison hannigan absolutely turns me off. she is a terrible actress and is growing some serious jowels. i know that makes me sound like a sexist assh***. i accept that.


You're not from around here, are you, boy?
 
2013-02-14 07:26:06 AM  

Brainsick: drunk_bouncnbaloruber: Wait a minute...someone who stuck a flute in her pussy is creeped out by someone?

That was for a movie.


Hey, if that's what it takes I'll bring a camera.
 
2013-02-14 07:50:29 AM  

NicoFinn: FTFA: The order requires John Hobbs, 43, to stay away from the "How I Met Your Mother" actress and her family, and it orders him to stop posting messages about her online.


Thread over by court order.
 
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