Madman drummers bummers: KrispyKritter: one more reason to boo and hiss at the 'America is #1' propaganda. this type of shiat doesn't fly in Germany. their government looks out for their people. their airplanes are properly maintained. their children are safe when those little carnivals come to town because everything is inspected.plus they got that whole wimmen & beer thing going for them, too.AND their trains run on time.
sanriosucks: max_pooper: I've never had one of these non-food item Monster Energy Drinks.My preferred method of "waking up" is getting sufficient sleep the night before.I work near a heavy agriculture area and in the morning I see the local crop pickers at the gas station all buying one or two monsters. I'm a pretty big fan of hydration, so I always wince at the thought of a no water, all monster day in the hot sun while picking squash.
poorjon: Monster was considered a dietary supplement? The laws governing supplements in the USA are recorkulously derped up. Thanks, Orrin Hatch./Every time I see a "homeopathic cold remedy" sold on the same shelf as real remedies with packaging that makes it look like a drug, I cry inside a little bit.
MrEricSir: Say what you will about Monster Energy, at least it has nothing to do with Michael Savage.
Candygram for Mongo: As long as it wakes my ass up I don't care what they call it.
wyltoknow: Nem Wan: TFA says taurine is a little-known additive. How does anybody not know what taurine is? You know, the thing your cat MUST eat to prevent blindness?I don't have a cat and I hardly drink energy beverages except for coffee. Why am I supposed to know what taurine is?
Milo1974: Easy way to get more sales, the rule is products with "nutrition fact" labels are allowed to be sold with food stamps, while products with "supplemental fact" labels are not.
max_pooper: I've never had one of these non-food item Monster Energy Drinks.My preferred method of "waking up" is getting sufficient sleep the night before.
Nem Wan: TFA says taurine is a little-known additive. How does anybody not know what taurine is? You know, the thing your cat MUST eat to prevent blindness?
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