kevhead07: EVERY piece of lingerie I bought the ex was worn once, then stored in a cardboard box./no longer married//have not seen lingerie in 7 years///bitter////first use of slashies ever//amidoinitrite?
Vodka Zombie: Two words: fractured pelvis.
MadameX: [i911.photobucket.com image 500x400]
kiwimoogle84: I had an ex boyfriend buy me a vacuum for Valentine's day.I mean, my other one had crapped out on me, but that's not a valentine's day gift, that's "we went to Home Depot after work".I got a package of Oreos for Valentine's day this year. Overjoyed./not fat//surprisingly
Podmore: Lingerie is a bad gift idea unless you're absolutely certain your girl wants it. Quite a number of women see it for what it really is: a gift for yourself that she wears.
Vitamin Pb: [i1078.photobucket.com image 600x808]
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