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2013-02-14 07:23:51 AM

kkinnison: my wife is a size 16 and wears 36H bra's

i cannot find anything sexy that fits her


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2013-02-14 07:35:46 AM

kiwimoogle84: I had an ex boyfriend buy me a vacuum for Valentine's day.

I mean, my other one had crapped out on me, but that's not a valentine's day gift, that's "we went to Home Depot after work".

I got a package of Oreos for Valentine's day this year. Overjoyed.

/not fat
//surprisingly


I'm not sure how you pulled that off at the HD but kudos to you crazy kids
 
2013-02-14 09:07:47 AM

kremvax: kiwimoogle84: I had an ex boyfriend buy me a vacuum for Valentine's day.

I mean, my other one had crapped out on me, but that's not a valentine's day gift, that's "we went to Home Depot after work".

I got a package of Oreos for Valentine's day this year. Overjoyed.

/not fat
//surprisingly

and what did you get for him?

/also not bitter


I made him dinner and gave him a beej. That's my usual gift, actually. It never gets old, guys won't complain they want something else, and I'm really good at both. It's the gift that keeps on giving.
 
2013-02-14 09:08:52 AM

kiwimoogle84: I had an ex boyfriend buy me a vacuum for Valentine's day.

I mean, my other one had crapped out on me, but that's not a valentine's day gift, that's "we went to Home Depot after work".

I got a package of Oreos for Valentine's day this year. Overjoyed.

/not fat
//surprisingly


At least you got something.  All I got was biatched at this morning.  Probably get more of it when I get home.  It's kinda sad when you despise your job, but would rather be at work than at home.
 
2013-02-14 09:35:28 AM

Apok451: kiwimoogle84: I had an ex boyfriend buy me a vacuum for Valentine's day.

I mean, my other one had crapped out on me, but that's not a valentine's day gift, that's "we went to Home Depot after work".

I got a package of Oreos for Valentine's day this year. Overjoyed.

/not fat
//surprisingly

At least you got something.  All I got was biatched at this morning.  Probably get more of it when I get home.  It's kinda sad when you despise your job, but would rather be at work than at home.


That's unfortunate. I wish more women could treat every day as a brand new start instead of holding onto shiat from 17 years ago.

Tonight I'm getting him doing the dishes before our World of Darkness game. We don't really do valentine's day, so it isn't a big deal.

On a different note, I get blood draws this morning! Yay! Blood draws on heart day. Irony.
 
2013-02-14 10:40:35 AM
Just the Way You Look TonightIan HunterI fell in love with a working girl
We both grew up in a working world
Julie Christie jaw full 'o' them pearly whites
Just the way you look tonight

She never bought herself the finest clothes
She couldn't care less about buttons and bows
She says what counts is what's inside
It's just the way you look tonight

It's just the way you look tonight
You got the face of an angel
I can feel your halo burnin' bright
Just the way you look tonight
[ There ain't no makeup, not a trace
She can cut you off and put you in your place
Her bark has gotta be worse than her bite
Just the way you look tonight

It's just the way you look tonight
You got the face of an angel
I can feel your halo burnin' bright
Just the way you look tonight

It's West Side Story
Only two lovers could tell
When you walked in the room
Everything stopped
It's inevitable
Inevitable

I fell in love with a working girl
It works for me 'n' it works for her
When we get it on lightning strikes
It's just the way you look tonight

It's just the way you look tonight
You got the face of an angel
I can feel your halo burnin' bright
Just the way you look tonight
 
2013-02-14 10:57:37 AM
FTA: "That semi-sheer bodice drives me wild"

There is something hilarious about that statement
 
2013-02-14 11:36:24 AM
Why would a man buy lingerie for women? It seems like such a chore: they don't know our size, what we like, what looks good on us.

That being said, I've bought myself sexy lingerie and it seems to do nothing for my husband. He prefers the "just get naked" look.
 
2013-02-14 01:51:00 PM

WanPhat: Actually, not bad advice if you want to get her something she likes.  If you want to get her something to turn you on, which is the real reason men buy lingerie, then you want skin.


You should buy her skin?
 
2013-02-14 03:12:16 PM

Kittypie070: Repo Man: Omahawg: she told me she'd take out her teeth if I was good.

but when I'm bad i'm better

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That's akin to looking at the ruins of the Parthenon.

That ol' lady rocks them bewbies like nooooobody's business.


I hate to admit it, but when I got into my late teens I had a realization one day that old gramps really knew what he was doing. My grandma has carried some real knockers right into her 80's now, I can image she must have been a knockout back in he day.

/She's still a cruel old biatch, don't know if it's because he was a trucker or if that's why he became a trucker.
 
2013-02-14 05:27:21 PM

2KanZam: FTA: "That semi-sheer bodice drives me wild"

There is something hilarious about that statement


For me, it was imagining Walter Mathau saying it. Why? I don't know. Probably best not to think about it too much.
 
2013-02-14 06:42:30 PM

HotWingAgenda: kevhead07: EVERY piece of lingerie I bought the ex was worn once, then stored in a cardboard box.

/no longer married
//have not seen lingerie in 7 years
///bitter
////first use of slashies ever
//amidoinitrite?

Is she your ex because every piece of lingerie you bought her had already been worn once before you boxed it up?


I get it.  You funny.
Why yes, I am somewhat new here.
 
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