Vitamin Pb: [i1078.photobucket.com image 600x808]
Krieghund: The suggestions were actually pretty good.4) Think long and loose.
Vitamin Pb: Well this has taken a turn for the ugly. Must try to fix...[i1078.photobucket.com image 360x480]
drjekel_mrhyde: hawt [i.imgur.com image 400x447]
kiwimoogle84: I had an ex boyfriend buy me a vacuum for Valentine's day.I mean, my other one had crapped out on me, but that's not a valentine's day gift, that's "we went to Home Depot after work".I got a package of Oreos for Valentine's day this year. Overjoyed./not fat//surprisingly
wingedkat: If you don't know your lady's actual measurements, this isn't bad advice.Why not let her buy tight, skimpy garments to turn you on?A good v-day present should be something that turns the other person on, not what turns you on./I think I broke that rule this year, but only in the gift. What I'm wearing when I give it will be what counts.
MadameX: [i911.photobucket.com image 500x400]
TheCheese: I was about to click the link, until I noticed "AARP."Good one, Subbsy. You almost got me.
kiwimoogle84: wingedkat: If you don't know your lady's actual measurements, this isn't bad advice.Why not let her buy tight, skimpy garments to turn you on?A good v-day present should be something that turns the other person on, not what turns you on./I think I broke that rule this year, but only in the gift. What I'm wearing when I give it will be what counts.I second this. Half the time I don't even get my OWN measurements right- it can be tricky when I'm a 36D in some bra brands, and a 38DD in others. And don't even get me started on the personal interpretations of S, M, and L. How the heck is a guy supposed to eyeball me and go uh, she's about this size...You can never go wrong with sex toys though. Barring extremes, one size works for all. Yum.
Omahawg: she told me she'd take out her teeth if I was good.but when I'm bad i'm better[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x677]
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