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(   CEO of Carnival Cruise lines, who is also managing partner of Miami Heat, was spotted watching a Heat game. Apparently this is frowned upon by some people who apparently expect him to be directing a tow boat operations of distressed cruise ship   ( divider line
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6639 clicks; posted to Business » on 13 Feb 2013 at 6:44 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-13 08:41:40 PM  
5 votes:
A better CEO would have found a way to drop Bengal Tigers onto the ship and charge each passenger's credit card an extra $1,000 for the "'Life of Pi' Experience"
2013-02-13 06:47:59 PM  
5 votes:
In his defense he did stand up and lead a rousing rendition of Row Row Row Your Boat.
2013-02-13 06:47:42 PM  
4 votes:
biatches getting truculent
2013-02-13 08:41:24 PM  
3 votes:
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Shanna, they bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into. I say, let 'em poop in bags.
2013-02-13 06:46:45 PM  
3 votes:
He just wants his life back, is all.
2013-02-13 06:43:35 PM  
3 votes:
If you can't handle the Heat stay out of the galley?
2013-02-13 06:24:12 PM  
3 votes:

davidphogan: He should have swam out to it and towed it back in himself. That selfish bastard.

The CEO of Carnival is Jack Lalane?
2013-02-13 05:23:22 PM  
3 votes:
He should have swam out to it and towed it back in himself. That selfish bastard.
2013-02-13 10:00:41 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-02-13 07:31:24 PM  
2 votes:

TinyFist: basemetal: Meh, those cruises just don't look like a great get away in the first place.  Crammed all into a boat with thousands of people just does not appeal to me.

/and then there are things like this

SOOOOO this. I wanted to get away for awhile, thought about flying to some city in some country I'd never been to to hang out for a few days (my typical vacation). My cruise enthusiast friends/family (read: evil people who hate me) talked me into taking a cruise.
"it's AMAZING! And you get to go to a lot of countries instead of just one!"

Almost flew home in the third port. There's just SO MANY PEOPLE and you're stuck around them all the time. And the ports suck donkeyballs, too. Oh, look, another Margaritaville, Harley Shop, Hard Rock, and dozens of jewelry shops! Belize is so incredible!!!

Screw cruises and the dipshiat "travelers" aboard them.

/yes, even you. You who is reading this confused, saying "but WE got away from the touristy stuff and took a Cruise sponsored trip to the REAL part of (insert country dependent on US tourism dollars) ." Go back to your stateroom and STFU.
//soapbox, on it.
///not sure what goes on this line here.

I swear that the only people who keep telling me that cruises are great are people who are trying to convince themselves that they didn't waste thousands of dollars to be locked in a floating mall for a week.
2013-02-13 07:10:56 PM  
2 votes:
Come drift with us. Wherever we land there you are.
2013-02-13 10:46:56 PM  
1 vote:
Someone should invent large sails for cruise ships in case there's a problem with the engines. Wind power is the answer.
2013-02-13 09:00:45 PM  
1 vote:
iron de havilland:
The Mail Online is also one of the most-visited online news sites in the world.*

"This paper contains facts. And this paper has the eighth highest circulation in the whole wide world. Right? Plenty of facts. "Pregnant man gives birth." That's a fact."

*this quote may have been intentionally misconstrued to benefit Dr. Tinyfist's (esq.) desire to quote some random movie he finds enjoyable. Any resemblance to an actual quote is merely fictional or unintended.
2013-02-13 08:32:21 PM  
1 vote:
can't help but feel sorry for that crew that had poop duty... aka 'poop doody'

/went on a cruise that ended in NYC - that was a great view.
//yes, even had a functioning toilet
2013-02-13 08:31:30 PM  
1 vote:
It would have been more awesome if he was on his personal yacht watching the heat game next to the cruise ship  .
2013-02-13 08:15:55 PM  
1 vote:
This is worse than that episode where it was revealed that Dr. Bricker was actually a Nazi Concentration Camp Doctor who swapped the heads of the Landers sisters with Isaac's and Gopher's. It really put me off the George "Goober" Lindsay/Tova Borgnine subplot.
2013-02-13 07:45:16 PM  
1 vote:

calbert: FriarReb98: davidphogan: He should have swam out to it and towed it back in himself. That selfish bastard.

The CEO of Carnival is Jack Lalane?

came here to ask that. what the f*ck are people expecting him to do?

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He's supposed to go on the media and admit all blame, then not do anything to entertain himself until all the lawsuits have been settled.

It might help if he self-flagellants himself a few times also.

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2013-02-13 07:35:06 PM  
1 vote:
We should have air dropped a research team of sociologists there so we would have a record of the carnage.
2013-02-13 07:23:39 PM  
1 vote:
Okay, poop deck is coming out!

/Got nuthin'.
2013-02-13 06:49:08 PM  
1 vote:
Not to worry. The ingrates on the boat get a $500 certificate for their next Carnival poop deck cruise to Alabama
2013-02-13 06:48:30 PM  
1 vote:
Torpedo the ship.
2013-02-13 06:32:23 PM  
1 vote:
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