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(AZCentral)   'Dynomite Bandit' indicted on five counts by grand jury.......Good Times   (azcentral.com) divider line 58
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2013-02-13 03:51:01 PM  
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com

Thelma was hot.
 
2013-02-13 04:15:46 PM  
media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-13 04:18:12 PM  
Ah, Dynomite, my second-favorite Bandit of the 70's.

/so how's illinois enema doing?
 
2013-02-13 04:19:55 PM  
Did she get arrested for JJ-walking?
 
2013-02-13 04:23:06 PM  
Sentenced to one hot iron to the face.

jaydeanhcr.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-13 04:26:07 PM  
thegrio.files.wordpress.com

/obscure?
 
2013-02-13 04:30:43 PM  
Did a GIS for "dynomite bandit" looking for something good to post.  This is what I choose:

encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2013-02-13 04:31:11 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

He in Troublllllllllllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeee...

/obscure?
 
2013-02-13 04:31:13 PM  
Done in one.
 
2013-02-13 04:35:15 PM  
"Barack Obama is more like a Tony Roberts type of guy. You feel real good and happy and everything and then you go home and there's a foreclosure sign on your door. And you just go, 'Wait a minute. I just had this great meeting with this guy. He made me feel real good.' And I don't think he's a bad guy. I don't think he's a good guy for the job we have to do."

 - ?
 
2013-02-13 04:37:09 PM  
His temporary layoff had him scratching and surviving so he tried this easy credit ripoff which has him hanging in a chow line.

Ain't we lucky we got him?
 
2013-02-13 04:40:43 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com

DY-NO-MITE!!!
 
2013-02-13 04:41:03 PM  
 
2013-02-13 04:42:19 PM  
Hangin' in a chow line,
 
2013-02-13 04:42:31 PM  
This guy went to a lot of trouble when it seems like simply showing a teller a note and a plastic gun works just fine. Not that I know personally but just sayin'.
 
2013-02-13 04:48:30 PM  
"Javascript must be enabled on your browser to view this site."

1) Sees site content sitting behind an overlay.

2) Uses 'nuke everything' to remove the stupid overlay.

3) Apparently, javascript is NOT required to view the plain text on your site ya friggin idiots.
 
2013-02-13 04:52:52 PM  
(big aggravated sigh)

Idiot!
 
2013-02-13 04:53:24 PM  
After reading the headline, I was hoping it was this guy (sfw, but LiveLeak might trigger workplace filters)

/Burn baby, burn!
 
2013-02-13 04:57:03 PM  
Don't taunt the dynomite bandit?

/dynomite or dynamite?
//oh, this is FARK...Dinuhmight.
 
2013-02-13 04:57:59 PM  
images.wikia.com
 
2013-02-13 04:58:10 PM  
Dy-no-mite! At robbing banks, maybe,  but at spelling, not so much.

Cute, though. They must be running out of names for criminals by now, don't you think?

I wonder when they'll start naming them after TV shows or cartoon characters?

The Different Strokes Killer Strikes Again!

The Two and a Half Men Gang still at large after Half Man crawls out through Air Duct and Opens Locked Cell

The Smarter-Than-the-Average-Bear Robber Hits Pic-a-nic Site Twice!

Dumb criminals, a sustainable resource in vast supply for the US news mongers.
 
2013-02-13 05:03:29 PM  

Reality Asylum: Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!


And, we're done here. :P
 
2013-02-13 05:12:27 PM  
He was more successful at bank robberies than his cousin, the Vegemite Bandit.
 
2013-02-13 05:24:01 PM  
There once was a woman named Alice
Who used dynamite as a phallus
they found her vagina
in north carolina
and the rest of her in Dallas
 
2013-02-13 05:29:12 PM  

Sublime_Influence: There once was a woman named Alice
Who used dynamite as a phallus
they found her vagina
in north carolina
and the rest of her in Dallas


The rhythm's off on that last line, it needs a couple more syllables.
 
2013-02-13 05:35:29 PM  
www.thehardmans.com
And he says to me, he says to me, you got Style, baby! but if you're gonna to be a real villain you gotta get a gimmick...and so I go I says Yeah Baby! A gimmick, that's it! High Explosives! Ah ha ha ha ha ha!!!
 
2013-02-13 05:42:38 PM  

Sublime_Influence: There once was a woman named Alice
Who used dynamite as a phallus
they found her vagina
in north carolina
and the rest of her in Dallas


Last line should read:"and part of her anus in Dallas"
 
2013-02-13 05:46:12 PM  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efHo3q2qVeg

"This is the most disputed of all the 'Good Times' lyrics..."
 
2013-02-13 05:50:09 PM  

lordargent: "Javascript must be enabled on your browser to view this site."
1) Sees site content sitting behind an overlay.
2) Uses 'nuke everything' to remove the stupid overlay.
3) Apparently, javascript is NOT required to view the plain text on your site ya friggin idiots.


Yep.  I used Firebug to delete the overlay elements.

Idiots?  More like privacy invading assholes.
 
2013-02-13 05:53:54 PM  

Im_Gumby: [images.wikia.com image 325x451]


The Dynamite Monkey might just be the funniest thing ever created. Kudos to Farker Random McEric.
 
2013-02-13 06:06:22 PM  
Not to be confused with the Dolemite Bandit who steals your women and kicks your ass while uttering phrases like "What da shiat is this?" and "You rat soup eatin' motherfarker!"
 
2013-02-13 06:12:57 PM  
Don't you love websites that load absolutely just fine, then are rendered 100% useless by not letting javascript run...
Is one viewer's ad revenue really worth doing something so irritating you'll never get that user back regardless?
 
2013-02-13 06:16:29 PM  

leevis: Sublime_Influence: There once was a woman named Alice
Who used dynamite as a phallus
they found her vagina
in north carolina
and the rest of her in Dallas

The rhythm's off on that last line, it needs a couple more syllables.


scattered.
 
2013-02-13 06:34:26 PM  
img2.timeinc.net

"Think ya used enough dynamite there, Butch? "

TRIVIA: "Good Times" is a spinoff from what popular '70's sitcom?
 
2013-02-13 06:36:40 PM  

Epstein's Mother: [img2.timeinc.net image 400x300]

"Think ya used enough dynamite there, Butch? "

TRIVIA: "Good Times" is a spinoff from what popular '70's sitcom?


Jeffersons, which a spin off from All in the Family.
 
2013-02-13 06:36:50 PM  
Any fan of Good Times knows it's not "dynomite", but "dino-might". JJ was a huge fan of dinosaurs, like any good kid.

rlv.zcache.com
 
2013-02-13 06:39:38 PM  

catzilla: Epstein's Mother:

TRIVIA: "Good Times" is a spinoff from what popular '70's sitcom?

Jeffersons, which a spin off from All in the Family.


/wrong
//Jefferson's is a spinnoff from AITF, This show was also a spinoff from AITF; Florida was their maid.
 
2013-02-13 06:41:56 PM  
joyhog.com
 
2013-02-13 06:50:00 PM  

Epstein's Mother: catzilla: Epstein's Mother:

TRIVIA: "Good Times" is a spinoff from what popular '70's sitcom?

Jeffersons, which a spin off from All in the Family.

/wrong
//Jefferson's is a spinnoff from AITF, This show was also a spinoff from AITF; Florida was their maid.


Link
 
2013-02-13 06:59:52 PM  
I stand corrected, googled it after I posted.
 
2013-02-13 07:05:08 PM  
i759.photobucket.com

/had this issue as a kid
 
2013-02-13 08:07:26 PM  
I'm REALLY surprised none of yall had referenced "Black Dynamite".

/Can't wait for season 3!
 
2013-02-13 08:42:04 PM  
i580.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-13 08:44:39 PM  
Years ago I saw Jimmie Walker in a televised interview. He was one of the most well spoken and intelligent people I've ever seen on a talk show. Honestly wish he was in the political arena because I feel he would make good and positive changes in America.
 
2013-02-13 09:11:23 PM  

crabsno termites: leevis: Sublime_Influence: There once was a woman named Alice
Who used dynamite as a phallus
they found her vagina
in north carolina
and the rest of her in Dallas

The rhythm's off on that last line, it needs a couple more syllables.

scattered.


Now I remember why I come here. To get cultured!
 
2013-02-13 09:14:26 PM  
I'm so glad people actually got that reference.  I don't feel quite as old now.

\think I had a DY-NO-MITE! teeshirt when I was like 5
\\sometimes my mom was cool like that
 
2013-02-13 09:21:32 PM  
And boom goes the bandit.

//Am I seriously the first, even though the headline goes in the other direction?
 
2013-02-13 09:32:07 PM  
Epstein's mother

So that's a good one.  What was "Good Times" a spinoff from?  I am baffled on that one.  Good Times takes place in South Side Chicago.... but I can't think of any other TV show during that time period which takes place there.  It aint Maude, Jeffersons or Sanford & Son.
 
2013-02-13 09:35:19 PM  

Mr. Breeze: crabsno termites: leevis: Sublime_Influence: There once was a woman named Alice
Who used dynamite as a phallus
they found her vagina
in north carolina
and the rest of her in Dallas

The rhythm's off on that last line, it needs a couple more syllables.

scattered.

Now I remember why I come here. To get cultured!


Kultur is owr speshialty!
 
2013-02-13 10:08:20 PM  

Epstein's Mother: catzilla: Epstein's Mother:

TRIVIA: "Good Times" is a spinoff from what popular '70's sitcom?

Jeffersons, which a spin off from All in the Family.

/wrong
//Jefferson's is a spinnoff from AITF, This show was also a spinoff from AITF; Florida was their maid.


That's weird. Firstly because I never would have picked the Bunkers as being able to afford a maid, and secondly because their maid commutes from Chicago.
 
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