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(The Sun)   Hotel guest can't wait to get to the hotel pool, chooses lobby fish tank   (thesun.co.uk ) divider line
    More: Dumbass, aquariums, Hotel Lobby, Radisson Hotels  
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4527 clicks; posted to Video » on 13 Feb 2013 at 5:34 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-02-13 03:59:26 PM  
Well, it is a better excuse than "I caught them off a toilet seat".
 
2013-02-13 04:05:32 PM  
Somehow, I'm pretty sure he wasn't a guest

/just dropped in
 
2013-02-13 04:30:13 PM  
"What?  Is this not an acceptable place to park?"

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2013-02-13 04:45:27 PM  
To be fair, it was a Raddisson. The fish tank was probably cleaner than the pool.
 
2013-02-13 04:46:52 PM  
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2013-02-13 04:49:23 PM  

Elzar: [img4.imageshack.us image 424x321]


HE DIPPED HIS BALLS IN IT

/golf clap.  Bravo.
 
2013-02-13 05:14:13 PM  
I'm guessing the liter of AXE body spray he was wearing killed everything in that tank instantly.
 
2013-02-13 05:49:33 PM  
Hey asshole:
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2013-02-13 05:52:16 PM  
... and they are not the hell your whales.
 
2013-02-13 06:26:36 PM  
Sir, allow me to introduce you to our electric eel.
 
2013-02-13 06:29:09 PM  
aminddivideddotcom.files.wordpress.com

He's buying this hotel and is putting in new rules about the pool area.
 
2013-02-13 06:36:13 PM  
As his friends goad him to swim along, a fuming member of staff approaches and yells: "What are you f***ing doing - get out."

People in Jersey and New Jersey seem to have the same vocabulary while at work.
 
2013-02-13 06:51:58 PM  
That guy is giving assholes a bad name.  It's never a good idea to fark with hotel security, those guys are generally bored out of their minds and looking to take their frustration out on the first chucklehead that makes their day miserable.
 
2013-02-13 07:40:43 PM  

brap: That guy is giving assholes a bad name.  It's never a good idea to fark with hotel security, those guys are generally bored out of their minds and looking to take their frustration out on the first chucklehead that makes their day miserable.


Ya...I can't count the number of news paper articles that involve rich prick white dudes getting telephone booked by brutal hotel security waiting for the first excuse to abuse his absolute power.
 
2013-02-13 08:32:50 PM  
I dunno, I guess I've read too many Jim Thompson autobiographies.

Oh and in the future could you use "air quotes" when being cynical.  I'm slow and feeble.
 
2013-02-13 08:34:27 PM  
Uncle Basil?
 
2013-02-13 10:38:30 PM  
Great, now all the fish will die from fake tan poisoning.
 
2013-02-13 10:39:29 PM  

DarkSoulNoHope: [aminddivideddotcom.files.wordpress.com image 400x300]

He's buying this hotel and is putting in new rules about the pool area.


First thing I thought of. You would've received bonus points if you had posted pics of the girls in the pool.
 
2013-02-13 11:15:56 PM  
Footage shows the man - called Matt - jumping into a giant glass tank full of fish with his clothes on.

I would've guessed Bob.
 
2013-02-13 11:51:19 PM  
umm yea, I'm thinking probably not smart to sit on the edge of polycarbonate, there's already plenty of force being pushed by the water.  video would be funnier if that wall came crashing down.

Also, say no to vertical video
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bt9zSfinwFA
 
2013-02-14 12:27:48 AM  
You know, it's a Radisson so it's  pretty good tank.
 
2013-02-14 01:51:39 PM  

chewielouie: DarkSoulNoHope: [aminddivideddotcom.files.wordpress.com image 400x300]

He's buying this hotel and is putting in new rules about the pool area.

First thing I thought of. You would've received bonus points if you had posted pics of the girls in the pool.


Was trying to find it, no luck for hotlinking.
 
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