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(Daily Dot)   If your girlfriend is following #BBC, you might not want to assume she's just checking the TV schedule   (dailydot.com) divider line 52
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2013-02-13 04:06:42 PM
24 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-13 03:12:00 PM
7 votes:
i171.photobucket.com

No, I'm following Bath and Body Works.  Really.
2013-02-13 02:46:55 PM
7 votes:
Once you go British, you never get off?
2013-02-13 05:27:59 PM
6 votes:
BBC?

i.dailymail.co.uk

Burnt Black Cock Cop?
2013-02-13 03:06:21 PM
6 votes:
I'll never think of Blackadder in quite the same way again.
2013-02-13 06:55:01 PM
5 votes:
lh6.googleusercontent.com

That is all.
2013-02-13 05:21:24 PM
5 votes:

Jackson Herring: [www.clinivet.com image 850x750]

#BigBeautifulCanine




i865.photobucket.com
2013-02-13 04:15:34 PM
5 votes:
us.123rf.com
2013-02-13 04:11:44 PM
5 votes:
elenaservin.files.wordpress.com
Goodnight from the BBC - or, as I like to call myself, Tyrone the dark dong of delight!
2013-02-13 04:11:02 PM
5 votes:
Ha! Joke's on her! I'm the one following #BBC!
2013-02-13 08:00:55 PM
4 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-13 04:50:37 PM
4 votes:
Poor Chad, he didn't have a clue...

videogum.com

Can I get a 2/10 on the Obscurity rating?
2013-02-13 04:16:59 PM
4 votes:
ecx.images-amazon.com
2013-02-13 04:13:56 PM
4 votes:
What we have here, little yellow sister, is a magnificent specimen of pure Alabama blacksnake. But it ain't too goddamn beaucoup.
cdn1.hark.com
2013-02-13 04:06:50 PM
4 votes:
Girlfriend? On Fark? Pfft, non-story.
2013-02-13 02:29:12 PM
4 votes:
www.clinivet.com

#BigBeautifulCanine
2013-02-13 06:17:44 PM
3 votes:
Oh, dear god...

images.wikia.com
2013-02-13 05:57:08 PM
3 votes:
farm3.staticflickr.com
2013-02-13 04:37:56 PM
3 votes:
corvo.fringehead.org
2013-02-13 04:15:26 PM
3 votes:
www.fauxpanels.com
2013-02-13 04:14:56 PM
3 votes:

Jackson Herring: [www.clinivet.com image 850x750]

#BigBeautifulCanine


Sometimes I worry about how many pictures of obese dogs you have on your computer.
2013-02-13 06:13:29 PM
2 votes:
Is THAT why girls are going crazy for Downton Abbey?
2013-02-13 06:11:08 PM
2 votes:

Magnanimous_J: It would love it if my girl had those kind of net surfing habits. Discovering interests like that as a couple is a fantastic way to keep things interesting in a completely safe and controlled environment.


It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again?
2013-02-13 05:03:41 PM
2 votes:
So....a story.
From less that two years ago.

I have a buddy who lives in El Dorado Hills. (Northern CA)
He works for a large tech company and makes very good $$$. He and his wife have three kids.
One daughter in college and the two others in high school. The wife was not working and had a lot of free time on her hands.
Too much actually. Things with her start to get stressful at home with lots of arguments etc. He would confide to some of us over the course of last year that he did not know what was going on. Finally she accuses him of cheating on her and she wants a divorce (and the house, and the Lexus etc. etc.)
She comes from a family with money and they back her up with $$$ and several attorneys. During this whole time my buddy is sick with stress from the whole process plus the fact that she has the kids brainwashed that dad is a cheating man whore. Which we all know is bullsh*t.
He had already moved out and was living in a apartment when he gets an email with photos and other documents.
The photos were pics of his wife (gang bangs with BBC's) she was cruising some website called adult friend finder to find the stuff.
In the email also were screen caps of her profile and photos. I saw it all.
He had no idea what who sent the email but all of it got forwarded to her parents.
The divorce was ugly, but in the end he came out the winner especially with his kids.

So whenever I see the BBC, this is what I think of.

Yea I know....cool story bro.
2013-02-13 05:02:53 PM
2 votes:

Car_Ramrod: Odd Bird: Poor Chad, he didn't have a clue...

[videogum.com image 450x300]

Can I get a 2/10 on the Obscurity rating?

Yea, I mean, who ever watched the Chapelle Show? Super obscure.


i758.photobucket.com
2013-02-13 04:48:21 PM
2 votes:

tungub: [corvo.fringehead.org image 708x361]


It's twoo, it's twoo!
2013-02-13 04:48:08 PM
2 votes:

tungub: [corvo.fringehead.org image 708x361]


No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.
2013-02-13 04:27:33 PM
2 votes:
So that's the Doctor's secret.

/"No, baby, it's bigger on the inside."
2013-02-13 04:15:38 PM
2 votes:
If the Internet has taught me anything, it's that Motel 6 is busy.

And that proper lighting is... a challange.
2013-02-13 04:09:03 PM
2 votes:
Big Black Calk?
2013-02-14 02:32:32 AM
1 votes:
A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and
sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.

The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and
says"7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch member, 3 pound left testicle, 3
pound right testicle, Turner Brown."

The white man faints and falls to the floor.

The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy
says, "What's wrong with you?"

In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me? "

The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just
give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.
I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my left
testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my
name is Turner Brown."

The small guy says, "Turner Brown!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn Around
2013-02-13 11:54:44 PM
1 votes:
A woman who likes Big Block Chevrolets is the woman for me!
i45.tinypic.com

What?
2013-02-13 07:38:14 PM
1 votes:

Shadow Blasko: [lh6.googleusercontent.com image 497x373]

That is all.


Ah! So you have the first and second expansion decks.

/Best party game EVAR.
2013-02-13 07:06:29 PM
1 votes:

pxsteel: drjekel_mrhyde: Pretty sure everyone on fark already knew this

Some bio 101 facts that everyone should also know

The avg of black males and white males is the same      There is a reason for this
98+% of black and white females have a max depth (v-canal expansion) of 6"-7"


I knew I should have paid more attention in... oh, wait, I spent that grade in a Christian school, so I was never exposed to such self-esteem-reinforcing information.

/Nothing builds self-esteem like being average and finding a smaller-than-average girl.
2013-02-13 06:46:45 PM
1 votes:

Magnanimous_J: It would love it if my girl had those kind of net surfing habits. Discovering interests like that as a couple is a fantastic way to keep things interesting in a completely safe and controlled environment.


Sounds like you've been seeking out BBCs on the net for a while and secretly hoping that you can get your girl to join in so you can do a threesome with some BBC and, ooops, it accidentally falls out of your girl's cootch and suddenly fell into your mouth.

/Cuckold much?
2013-02-13 06:27:43 PM
1 votes:

NuttierThanEver: My wife follows #BJS

Big Jim Slade


#ATCONIL

/and the capital of Nebraska is Lincoln!
2013-02-13 06:27:17 PM
1 votes:

Odd Bird: Im_Gumby: Meh... maybe a 1.5/10

That's fair, I knew 3 would be well out of reach.



And 5 is Right Out.

/.....now THERE'S a BBC ref......
2013-02-13 06:14:57 PM
1 votes:

elev8meL8r: Nothing says "22 year old virgin" like the Tap-Out bed.


Dunno, the frame looks sturdy enough to tie things to...
2013-02-13 05:42:09 PM
1 votes:

the_end_is_rear: Their outfits are complete when they are sporting a torn Tap-Out shirt.


If only it stopped with the clothing...

www.fightinginsider.com

Nothing says "22 year old virgin" like the Tap-Out bed.
2013-02-13 05:15:28 PM
1 votes:

kiwimoogle84: Well, you know what they say.

Once you go black, you...

Hold on, is there something I'm missing? Why would a dude have a problem with his chick surfing porn or porn-like substances on the internet?

/DNRTFA


And I've had more than one sister tell me:
  Once you've done white
  You've had it done right.



Posted in defense of all WASP(White American Small Penises)
2013-02-13 05:02:22 PM
1 votes:

FloydA: I'll never think of Blackadder in quite the same way again.


The Black Russian.  Always terrifies the clergy.
i.ytimg.com
2013-02-13 04:45:32 PM
1 votes:

rickythepenguin: my best girl friend who is not my wife, she's very straight laced, gives off this uber conservative vibe, your classic WASP type thing.

so we're hanging out (my wife, her and her husband) and she wants to show me something on Craigslist, like a car she found or a bass baot, i forget.  anyways, she had her computer hooked up to her TV and she went to the Phoenix page, and clicked on "Casual encounters" or whatever, and read one of the ads that was like, "tight blonde virgin seeking big black cock".  she;s like "Hmmm.....no thanks, I'm not into big black cock.  you guys?"

i was like, *jawdrop*.  i couldn't be lieve she said that.



i2.kym-cdn.com
2013-02-13 04:45:00 PM
1 votes:
myphillygolf.com
I have the weirdest boner right now...
2013-02-13 04:41:53 PM
1 votes:
If your girlfriend is following #BBC

I'd be more concerned if it was following her.
2013-02-13 04:31:51 PM
1 votes:
RT: @marleymaniac: The hashtag, on Facebook, it does nothing.

Pass it on.
2013-02-13 04:27:45 PM
1 votes:

MBooda: What we have here, little yellow sister, is a magnificent specimen of pure Alabama blacksnake. But it ain't too goddamn beaucoup.
[cdn1.hark.com image 480x352]


Came to leave this. Leaving flaccid.
2013-02-13 04:23:01 PM
1 votes:
As a big Florida Gator fan I often do  #gators search. Mixed in with news on the Gator athletics are tweets from tourists in Florida and references to a style of shoes called gators. It's amusing.
/cool story bro
2013-02-13 04:15:15 PM
1 votes:
my best girl friend who is not my wife, she's very straight laced, gives off this uber conservative vibe, your classic WASP type thing.

so we're hanging out (my wife, her and her husband) and she wants to show me something on Craigslist, like a car she found or a bass baot, i forget.  anyways, she had her computer hooked up to her TV and she went to the Phoenix page, and clicked on "Casual encounters" or whatever, and read one of the ads that was like, "tight blonde virgin seeking big black cock".  she;s like "Hmmm.....no thanks, I'm not into big black cock.  you guys?"

i was like, *jawdrop*.  i couldn't be lieve she said that.
2013-02-13 02:59:08 PM
1 votes:
PC Pro is exhaustively reporting that searching the #BBC hashtag occasionally brings up explicit pictures of large, dark-skinned penises.

Nick Robinson, you jokester.
2013-02-13 02:52:05 PM
1 votes:
My wife follows #BJS

Big Jim Slade
2013-02-13 02:51:24 PM
1 votes:
So THAT'S what John Lennon was going on about.

#BBC
#BBKing
#DorisDay
#MattBusby
#DigIt
#DigIt
#DigIt
#DigIt
2013-02-13 02:43:43 PM
1 votes:
More than stiff lipped British news.
 
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