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2013-02-13 04:13:56 PM
3 votes:
What we have here, little yellow sister, is a magnificent specimen of pure Alabama blacksnake. But it ain't too goddamn beaucoup.
cdn1.hark.com
2013-02-13 04:06:42 PM
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-13 05:28:16 PM
2 votes:

GungFu: If you're a black man with a small cock, do you wish you were white?


No. You wish for unlimited wishes.
2013-02-13 05:15:28 PM
2 votes:

kiwimoogle84: Well, you know what they say.

Once you go black, you...

Hold on, is there something I'm missing? Why would a dude have a problem with his chick surfing porn or porn-like substances on the internet?

/DNRTFA


And I've had more than one sister tell me:
  Once you've done white
  You've had it done right.



Posted in defense of all WASP(White American Small Penises)
2013-02-13 05:03:41 PM
2 votes:
So....a story.
From less that two years ago.

I have a buddy who lives in El Dorado Hills. (Northern CA)
He works for a large tech company and makes very good $$$. He and his wife have three kids.
One daughter in college and the two others in high school. The wife was not working and had a lot of free time on her hands.
Too much actually. Things with her start to get stressful at home with lots of arguments etc. He would confide to some of us over the course of last year that he did not know what was going on. Finally she accuses him of cheating on her and she wants a divorce (and the house, and the Lexus etc. etc.)
She comes from a family with money and they back her up with $$$ and several attorneys. During this whole time my buddy is sick with stress from the whole process plus the fact that she has the kids brainwashed that dad is a cheating man whore. Which we all know is bullsh*t.
He had already moved out and was living in a apartment when he gets an email with photos and other documents.
The photos were pics of his wife (gang bangs with BBC's) she was cruising some website called adult friend finder to find the stuff.
In the email also were screen caps of her profile and photos. I saw it all.
He had no idea what who sent the email but all of it got forwarded to her parents.
The divorce was ugly, but in the end he came out the winner especially with his kids.

So whenever I see the BBC, this is what I think of.

Yea I know....cool story bro.
2013-02-13 04:37:56 PM
2 votes:
corvo.fringehead.org
2013-02-13 04:27:30 PM
2 votes:
She's totally getting gangbanged by the basketball team while you're at work.
2013-02-13 04:07:08 PM
2 votes:
The internet.  It's for porn.
2013-02-13 09:49:12 PM
1 votes:
How it all starts . . .
i.imgur.com
2013-02-13 08:48:07 PM
1 votes:

kiwimoogle84: sweet-daddy-2: kiwimoogle84: Well, you know what they say.

Once you go black, you...

Hold on, is there something I'm missing? Why would a dude have a problem with his chick surfing porn or porn-like substances on the internet?

/DNRTFA

And I've had more than one sister tell me:
  Once you've done white
  You've had it done right.


Posted in defense of all WASP(White American Small Penises)

Don't get me wrong, I LOVE my skinny white boys. That's my type. No, really. Stop laughing.

I'd just think with all the fake boobs on the internet that we can't get the menfolk to stop oogling if we TRIED, a guy might just let it go. Unless she was actively looking for an affair, maybe.

And The_End_Is_Rear-

Yeah. My aunt lives in Granite Bay. It's nice, and they have lots of money, they just don't flaunt it the same way. She's got a mil in the bank but drives a Civic.

The EDH people scream money left and right. I can't go to Raley's in EDH without parking next to 19 mercedes' with vanity plates. Makes me want to key them ALL because I get acid flashbacks of Cokeridge High and all the brand new cars my peers got at 16.


I'm sure you've heard it before, but that is an obnoxiously awesome profile pic.
2013-02-13 08:09:58 PM
1 votes:

dericwater: Magnanimous_J: It would love it if my girl had those kind of net surfing habits. Discovering interests like that as a couple is a fantastic way to keep things interesting in a completely safe and controlled environment.

Sounds like you've been seeking out BBCs on the net for a while and secretly hoping that you can get your girl to join in so you can do a threesome with some BBC and, ooops, it accidentally falls out of your girl's cootch and suddenly fell into your mouth.

/Cuckold much?


That's kind of gross. If it matters, I'm not a swinger or a cuckold or bisexual.

I think porn can be a great tool for couples to use together. It adds much needed variety. Being insecure about your girl watching it is totally ridiculous. So many guys act like they've convinced their women that they have the biggest dick in the world and are trying to keep the truth a secret.

I've never cheated once on my current girlfriend and I attribute a big part of that to the fact that I can indulge my interest in little Asian spinners and big booty black girls on the internet instead of seeking it out IRL. If my girlfriend likes to watch some white girl get impaled on a black pringles can of a dick, who am I to get upset about it?

The truth is that human beings are not wired to be monogamous, not even for a medium amount of time. However, our whole society is based around the 2 person, committed romantic couple. Your life will be undoubtedly difficult if you try to deviate from that. By simulating the literal orgy that your brain evolved to crave, you can strengthen your monogamous relationship.

It's the same reason that I play video games to release my violent tendencies, instead of giving syringes full of bleach to prostitutes and setting fire to sleeping homeless; as is my ancient family tradition.
2013-02-13 08:00:55 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-13 06:35:02 PM
1 votes:

pxsteel: drjekel_mrhyde: Pretty sure everyone on fark already knew this

Some bio 101 facts that everyone should also know

The avg of black males and white males is the same      There is a reason for this
98+% of black and white females have a max depth (v-canal expansion) of 6"-7"


Not coincidently, the depth of a MtF' transsexual's new tunnel corresponds to the length of their former penis.
2013-02-13 06:33:50 PM
1 votes:

pxsteel: drjekel_mrhyde: Pretty sure everyone on fark already knew this

Some bio 101 facts that everyone should also know

The avg of black males and white males is the same      There is a reason for this
98+% of black and white females have a max depth (v-canal expansion) of 6"-7"


Prior to being ruined by BBC, that is. Then it's canyon-like and worthless.
2013-02-13 06:31:45 PM
1 votes:

drjekel_mrhyde: Pretty sure everyone on fark already knew this


Some bio 101 facts that everyone should also know

The avg of black males and white males is the same      There is a reason for this
98+% of black and white females have a max depth (v-canal expansion) of 6"-7"
2013-02-13 06:27:43 PM
1 votes:

NuttierThanEver: My wife follows #BJS

Big Jim Slade


#ATCONIL

/and the capital of Nebraska is Lincoln!
2013-02-13 06:18:42 PM
1 votes:
If your girlfriend is following #BBC, you might not want to assume she knows how "following" on Twitter works.
2013-02-13 06:09:12 PM
1 votes:
Big Balled Caucasian?
2013-02-13 05:42:09 PM
1 votes:

the_end_is_rear: Their outfits are complete when they are sporting a torn Tap-Out shirt.


If only it stopped with the clothing...

www.fightinginsider.com

Nothing says "22 year old virgin" like the Tap-Out bed.
2013-02-13 05:38:59 PM
1 votes:

dogdaze: As a big Florida Gator fan I often do #gators


More of an Oregon State man, myself.
2013-02-13 05:27:59 PM
1 votes:
BBC?

i.dailymail.co.uk

Burnt Black Cock Cop?
2013-02-13 05:20:18 PM
1 votes:
Guess I have to drop by EDH for some evening cougar hunting.
2013-02-13 05:02:22 PM
1 votes:

FloydA: I'll never think of Blackadder in quite the same way again.


The Black Russian.  Always terrifies the clergy.
i.ytimg.com
2013-02-13 04:49:46 PM
1 votes:
i28.photobucket.com
2013-02-13 04:49:11 PM
1 votes:
If you're a black man with a small cock, do you wish you were white?
2013-02-13 04:48:21 PM
1 votes:

tungub: [corvo.fringehead.org image 708x361]


It's twoo, it's twoo!
2013-02-13 04:41:53 PM
1 votes:
If your girlfriend is following #BBC

I'd be more concerned if it was following her.
2013-02-13 04:32:58 PM
1 votes:

rickythepenguin: you guys?"


So how did she react when you told her?
2013-02-13 04:15:38 PM
1 votes:
If the Internet has taught me anything, it's that Motel 6 is busy.

And that proper lighting is... a challange.
2013-02-13 04:06:50 PM
1 votes:
Girlfriend? On Fark? Pfft, non-story.
2013-02-13 03:06:21 PM
1 votes:
I'll never think of Blackadder in quite the same way again.
2013-02-13 02:52:05 PM
1 votes:
My wife follows #BJS

Big Jim Slade
2013-02-13 02:51:24 PM
1 votes:
So THAT'S what John Lennon was going on about.

#BBC
#BBKing
#DorisDay
#MattBusby
#DigIt
#DigIt
#DigIt
#DigIt
 
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