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2013-02-13 04:51:58 PM  

FloydA: I'll never think of Blackadder in quite the same way again.


I LoLed.

+1!
 
2013-02-13 04:58:12 PM  
AND on the side bar:
Professor's Pornhub account pops up on projector in class

"I always think if no one watches porn how do all those porn bosses make all that kind of money?" asked Yahoo user Crocoduck.

Crocoduck? You a porn boss?
 
2013-02-13 04:58:42 PM  
Meh. Was not impressed.
 
2013-02-13 04:59:48 PM  

LordJiro: [i.imgur.com image 482x450]


i758.photobucket.comi758.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-13 05:01:19 PM  

Odd Bird: Poor Chad, he didn't have a clue...

[videogum.com image 450x300]

Can I get a 2/10 on the Obscurity rating?


Yea, I mean, who ever watched the Chapelle Show? Super obscure.
 
2013-02-13 05:01:38 PM  

Odd Bird: Poor Chad, he didn't have a clue...

[videogum.com image 450x300]

Can I get a 2/10 on the Obscurity rating?




Meh... maybe a 1.5/10
 
2013-02-13 05:02:22 PM  

FloydA: I'll never think of Blackadder in quite the same way again.


The Black Russian.  Always terrifies the clergy.
i.ytimg.com
 
2013-02-13 05:02:46 PM  
Well, you know what they say.

Once you go black, you...

Hold on, is there something I'm missing? Why would a dude have a problem with his chick surfing porn or porn-like substances on the internet?

/DNRTFA
 
2013-02-13 05:02:53 PM  

Car_Ramrod: Odd Bird: Poor Chad, he didn't have a clue...

[videogum.com image 450x300]

Can I get a 2/10 on the Obscurity rating?

Yea, I mean, who ever watched the Chapelle Show? Super obscure.


i758.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-13 05:03:41 PM  
So....a story.
From less that two years ago.

I have a buddy who lives in El Dorado Hills. (Northern CA)
He works for a large tech company and makes very good $$$. He and his wife have three kids.
One daughter in college and the two others in high school. The wife was not working and had a lot of free time on her hands.
Too much actually. Things with her start to get stressful at home with lots of arguments etc. He would confide to some of us over the course of last year that he did not know what was going on. Finally she accuses him of cheating on her and she wants a divorce (and the house, and the Lexus etc. etc.)
She comes from a family with money and they back her up with $$$ and several attorneys. During this whole time my buddy is sick with stress from the whole process plus the fact that she has the kids brainwashed that dad is a cheating man whore. Which we all know is bullsh*t.
He had already moved out and was living in a apartment when he gets an email with photos and other documents.
The photos were pics of his wife (gang bangs with BBC's) she was cruising some website called adult friend finder to find the stuff.
In the email also were screen caps of her profile and photos. I saw it all.
He had no idea what who sent the email but all of it got forwarded to her parents.
The divorce was ugly, but in the end he came out the winner especially with his kids.

So whenever I see the BBC, this is what I think of.

Yea I know....cool story bro.
 
2013-02-13 05:05:31 PM  

NuttierThanEver: My wife follows #BJS

Big Jim Slade



Nice.  Love me some KFM....especially the shower scene in Catholic High School Girls in Trouble.

Christ, did a cow shiat in here?
 
2013-02-13 05:05:31 PM  
Big Beautiful Women?
 
2013-02-13 05:05:33 PM  

Im_Gumby: Meh... maybe a 1.5/10


That's fair, I knew 3 would be well out of reach.
 
2013-02-13 05:06:43 PM  

the_end_is_rear: So....a story.
From less that two years ago.

I have a buddy who lives in El Dorado Hills. (Northern CA)
He works for a large tech company and makes very good $$$. He and his wife have three kids.
One daughter in college and the two others in high school. The wife was not working and had a lot of free time on her hands.
Too much actually. Things with her start to get stressful at home with lots of arguments etc. He would confide to some of us over the course of last year that he did not know what was going on. Finally she accuses him of cheating on her and she wants a divorce (and the house, and the Lexus etc. etc.)
She comes from a family with money and they back her up with $$$ and several attorneys. During this whole time my buddy is sick with stress from the whole process plus the fact that she has the kids brainwashed that dad is a cheating man whore. Which we all know is bullsh*t.
He had already moved out and was living in a apartment when he gets an email with photos and other documents.
The photos were pics of his wife (gang bangs with BBC's) she was cruising some website called adult friend finder to find the stuff.
In the email also were screen caps of her profile and photos. I saw it all.
He had no idea what who sent the email but all of it got forwarded to her parents.
The divorce was ugly, but in the end he came out the winner especially with his kids.

So whenever I see the BBC, this is what I think of.

Yea I know....cool story bro.



Grew up in/went to high school in El Dorado Hills, getting a kick...

Too many bored rich trophy wives there. I mean, dear god. Make them at least have a part time job or hobbies or causes or something. Being pretty and pumped full of implants isn't quite enough.

/wishing more women had a brain
 
2013-02-13 05:10:05 PM  

skinink: Big Beautiful Women?


That's BBW ... and it's good
 
2013-02-13 05:11:07 PM  

kiwimoogle84: the_end_is_rear: So....a story.
From less that two years ago.

I have a buddy who lives in El Dorado Hills. (Northern CA)
He works for a large tech company and makes very good $$$. He and his wife have three kids.
One daughter in college and the two others in high school. The wife was not working and had a lot of free time on her hands.
Too much actually. Things with her start to get stressful at home with lots of arguments etc. He would confide to some of us over the course of last year that he did not know what was going on. Finally she accuses him of cheating on her and she wants a divorce (and the house, and the Lexus etc. etc.)
She comes from a family with money and they back her up with $$$ and several attorneys. During this whole time my buddy is sick with stress from the whole process plus the fact that she has the kids brainwashed that dad is a cheating man whore. Which we all know is bullsh*t.
He had already moved out and was living in a apartment when he gets an email with photos and other documents.
The photos were pics of his wife (gang bangs with BBC's) she was cruising some website called adult friend finder to find the stuff.
In the email also were screen caps of her profile and photos. I saw it all.
He had no idea what who sent the email but all of it got forwarded to her parents.
The divorce was ugly, but in the end he came out the winner especially with his kids.

So whenever I see the BBC, this is what I think of.

Yea I know....cool story bro.


Grew up in/went to high school in El Dorado Hills, getting a kick...

Too many bored rich trophy wives there. I mean, dear god. Make them at least have a part time job or hobbies or causes or something. Being pretty and pumped full of implants isn't quite enough.

/wishing more women had a brain


You are dead on accurate.
We have some of that in Roseville and Granite Bay nearby. But EDH, takes it up a few notches.
 
2013-02-13 05:15:28 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Well, you know what they say.

Once you go black, you...

Hold on, is there something I'm missing? Why would a dude have a problem with his chick surfing porn or porn-like substances on the internet?

/DNRTFA


And I've had more than one sister tell me:
  Once you've done white
  You've had it done right.



Posted in defense of all WASP(White American Small Penises)
 
2013-02-13 05:20:18 PM  
Guess I have to drop by EDH for some evening cougar hunting.
 
2013-02-13 05:21:24 PM  

Jackson Herring: [www.clinivet.com image 850x750]

#BigBeautifulCanine




i865.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-13 05:23:13 PM  

sweet-daddy-2: kiwimoogle84: Well, you know what they say.

Once you go black, you...

Hold on, is there something I'm missing? Why would a dude have a problem with his chick surfing porn or porn-like substances on the internet?

/DNRTFA

And I've had more than one sister tell me:
  Once you've done white
  You've had it done right.


Posted in defense of all WASP(White American Small Penises)


Don't get me wrong, I LOVE my skinny white boys. That's my type. No, really. Stop laughing.

I'd just think with all the fake boobs on the internet that we can't get the menfolk to stop oogling if we TRIED, a guy might just let it go. Unless she was actively looking for an affair, maybe.

And The_End_Is_Rear-

Yeah. My aunt lives in Granite Bay. It's nice, and they have lots of money, they just don't flaunt it the same way. She's got a mil in the bank but drives a Civic.

The EDH people scream money left and right. I can't go to Raley's in EDH without parking next to 19 mercedes' with vanity plates. Makes me want to key them ALL because I get acid flashbacks of Cokeridge High and all the brand new cars my peers got at 16.
 
2013-02-13 05:24:08 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Well, you know what they say.

Once you go black, you...

Hold on, is there something I'm missing? Why would a dude have a problem with his chick surfing porn or porn-like substances on the internet?


You are always welcome to surf porn on my computer, Kiwi!
/Or make porn on my computer...
 
2013-02-13 05:26:33 PM  

Vitamin Pb: kiwimoogle84: Well, you know what they say.

Once you go black, you...

Hold on, is there something I'm missing? Why would a dude have a problem with his chick surfing porn or porn-like substances on the internet?

You are always welcome to surf porn on my computer, Kiwi!
/Or make porn on my computer...


Don't worry. I'll hide it in the SUPER SECRET hidden folder in that other folder named English Papers. (that's what you guys do, right?)

How you been?
 
2013-02-13 05:27:59 PM  
BBC?

i.dailymail.co.uk

Burnt Black Cock Cop?
 
2013-02-13 05:28:16 PM  

GungFu: If you're a black man with a small cock, do you wish you were white?


No. You wish for unlimited wishes.
 
2013-02-13 05:29:09 PM  

kiwimoogle84: sweet-daddy-2: kiwimoogle84: Well, you know what they say.

Once you go black, you...

Hold on, is there something I'm missing? Why would a dude have a problem with his chick surfing porn or porn-like substances on the internet?

/DNRTFA

And I've had more than one sister tell me:
  Once you've done white
  You've had it done right.


Posted in defense of all WASP(White American Small Penises)

Don't get me wrong, I LOVE my skinny white boys. That's my type. No, really. Stop laughing.

I'd just think with all the fake boobs on the internet that we can't get the menfolk to stop oogling if we TRIED, a guy might just let it go. Unless she was actively looking for an affair, maybe.

And The_End_Is_Rear-

Yeah. My aunt lives in Granite Bay. It's nice, and they have lots of money, they just don't flaunt it the same way. She's got a mil in the bank but drives a Civic.

The EDH people scream money left and right. I can't go to Raley's in EDH without parking next to 19 mercedes' with vanity plates. Makes me want to key them ALL because I get acid flashbacks of Cokeridge High and all the brand new cars my peers got at 16.


I know they all don't flaunt it. I see some of that there, but no more that where I  live in Rose-vile. lol
I have friends that went to "Cokeridge" and they say the same things.
What happened up there? Bay area transplants? (no knock on the bay area)
But EDH was not always like that.
 
2013-02-13 05:30:19 PM  

kiwimoogle84: because I get acid flashbacks of Cokeridge High


I went to Crackton High.  On the other side of the tracks.

We could never beat you guys in the playoffs.
 
2013-02-13 05:33:15 PM  

the_end_is_rear: kiwimoogle84: sweet-daddy-2: kiwimoogle84: Well, you know what they say.

Once you go black, you...

Hold on, is there something I'm missing? Why would a dude have a problem with his chick surfing porn or porn-like substances on the internet?

/DNRTFA

And I've had more than one sister tell me:
  Once you've done white
  You've had it done right.


Posted in defense of all WASP(White American Small Penises)

Don't get me wrong, I LOVE my skinny white boys. That's my type. No, really. Stop laughing.

I'd just think with all the fake boobs on the internet that we can't get the menfolk to stop oogling if we TRIED, a guy might just let it go. Unless she was actively looking for an affair, maybe.

And The_End_Is_Rear-

Yeah. My aunt lives in Granite Bay. It's nice, and they have lots of money, they just don't flaunt it the same way. She's got a mil in the bank but drives a Civic.

The EDH people scream money left and right. I can't go to Raley's in EDH without parking next to 19 mercedes' with vanity plates. Makes me want to key them ALL because I get acid flashbacks of Cokeridge High and all the brand new cars my peers got at 16.

I know they all don't flaunt it. I see some of that there, but no more that where I  live in Rose-vile. lol
I have friends that went to "Cokeridge" and they say the same things.
What happened up there? Bay area transplants? (no knock on the bay area)
But EDH was not always like that.



TONS of bay area transplants. They sold their 800K houses in Morgan Hill and bought houses in EDH for 350K, and just commuted but paid way less mortgage. And drove up the price of real estate. My parents ended up having to move to Cameron Park because even in their neighborhood, (not Serrano or anything crazy expensive) the rent was almost doubling based on simply what houses and mortgages were going for.

Oh and I can't go to Roseville without running into a guido wannabe with a flatbill cap that I want to punch. So you've got that going for you.
 
2013-02-13 05:35:37 PM  

elev8meL8r: kiwimoogle84: because I get acid flashbacks of Cokeridge High

I went to Crackton High.  On the other side of the tracks.

We could never beat you guys in the playoffs.


Too many rich people dumping money into sports so their kids could be football legends. Look at Austin Collie (wide reciever for the Indy Colts) He asked my sister to prom at OR.

Poor music program never had 1/10 the funding the sports did. Sigh.
 
2013-02-13 05:38:12 PM  

kiwimoogle84: the_end_is_rear: kiwimoogle84: sweet-daddy-2: kiwimoogle84: Well, you know what they say.

Once you go black, you...

Hold on, is there something I'm missing? Why would a dude have a problem with his chick surfing porn or porn-like substances on the internet?

/DNRTFA

And I've had more than one sister tell me:
  Once you've done white
  You've had it done right.


Posted in defense of all WASP(White American Small Penises)

Don't get me wrong, I LOVE my skinny white boys. That's my type. No, really. Stop laughing.

I'd just think with all the fake boobs on the internet that we can't get the menfolk to stop oogling if we TRIED, a guy might just let it go. Unless she was actively looking for an affair, maybe.

And The_End_Is_Rear-

Yeah. My aunt lives in Granite Bay. It's nice, and they have lots of money, they just don't flaunt it the same way. She's got a mil in the bank but drives a Civic.

The EDH people scream money left and right. I can't go to Raley's in EDH without parking next to 19 mercedes' with vanity plates. Makes me want to key them ALL because I get acid flashbacks of Cokeridge High and all the brand new cars my peers got at 16.

I know they all don't flaunt it. I see some of that there, but no more that where I  live in Rose-vile. lol
I have friends that went to "Cokeridge" and they say the same things.
What happened up there? Bay area transplants? (no knock on the bay area)
But EDH was not always like that.


TONS of bay area transplants. They sold their 800K houses in Morgan Hill and bought houses in EDH for 350K, and just commuted but paid way less mortgage. And drove up the price of real estate. My parents ended up having to move to Cameron Park because even in their neighborhood, (not Serrano or anything crazy expensive) the rent was almost doubling based on simply what houses and mortgages were going for.

Oh and I can't go to Roseville without running into a guido wannabe with a flatbill cap that I want to punch. So you've got that going for yo ...


I live in the opposite corner of Rose-vile from the Galleria area....home of the species known as the Flatbill cap Rose-vile Ghetto-neck.
As in the movie Idiocracy, these people are kind of a combination of hiphop and hillbilly. Their outfits are complete when they are sporting a torn Tap-Out shirt.
 
2013-02-13 05:38:59 PM  

dogdaze: As a big Florida Gator fan I often do #gators


More of an Oregon State man, myself.
 
2013-02-13 05:39:51 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Vitamin Pb: kiwimoogle84: Well, you know what they say.

Once you go black, you...

Hold on, is there something I'm missing? Why would a dude have a problem with his chick surfing porn or porn-like substances on the internet?

You are always welcome to surf porn on my computer, Kiwi!
/Or make porn on my computer...

Don't worry. I'll hide it in the SUPER SECRET hidden folder in that other folder named English Papers. (that's what you guys do, right?)

How you been?


English Papers only works for teachers. I use Work Projects/Stupid Projects To Ignore/
Nobody ever wants to look in there for some reason. :-)

Been busy failing to kickstart image threads every now and then.
/Not going to try to jumpstart this one though...
 
2013-02-13 05:40:51 PM  
Pretty sure everyone on fark already knew this
 
2013-02-13 05:42:09 PM  

the_end_is_rear: Their outfits are complete when they are sporting a torn Tap-Out shirt.


If only it stopped with the clothing...

www.fightinginsider.com

Nothing says "22 year old virgin" like the Tap-Out bed.
 
2013-02-13 05:48:16 PM  
Do anyone know if imagewind for iOS still have twitter pictures? Do they still show random amateur nudes?
/Had it for WP7 till they yanked twitter pics for Flickr
 
2013-02-13 05:49:55 PM  
#BBC, eh? Both Neil Nunes and Komla Dumor smile knowingly, but daren't say anything.
 
gja
2013-02-13 05:51:49 PM  

NuttierThanEver: My wife follows #BJS

Big Jim Slade


"And the capitol of Nebraska is Lincoln!"
 
2013-02-13 05:55:48 PM  

elev8meL8r: the_end_is_rear: Their outfits are complete when they are sporting a torn Tap-Out shirt.

If only it stopped with the clothing...

[www.fightinginsider.com image 598x300]

Nothing says "22 year old virgin" like the Tap-Out bed.


Well, it is a single bed.
 
2013-02-13 05:57:08 PM  
farm3.staticflickr.com
 
2013-02-13 05:59:07 PM  
It would love it if my girl had those kind of net surfing habits. Discovering interests like that as a couple is a fantastic way to keep things interesting in a completely safe and controlled environment.
 
2013-02-13 06:00:48 PM  

Madman drummers bummers: So that's the Doctor's secret.


I'm pretty sure it was actually the Funk Doctor that coined the phrase:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSj1otMyek0

/Hot song but most people on here hate rap, even Wu-Tang
//Also, don't play this out loud at work
 
2013-02-13 06:01:42 PM  
I've always wondered how many people working at the BBC organization were aware of that acronym's newer meaning.
It's three syllables either way, so it doesn't seem that useful.
 
2013-02-13 06:09:12 PM  
Big Balled Caucasian?
 
2013-02-13 06:09:47 PM  

elev8meL8r: the_end_is_rear: Their outfits are complete when they are sporting a torn Tap-Out shirt.

If only it stopped with the clothing...

[www.fightinginsider.com image 598x300]

Nothing says "22 year old virgin" like the Tap-Out bed.


That bed is just an invitation for bald tattooed muscular men to wrestle a person while they try to sleep.
 
2013-02-13 06:11:08 PM  

Magnanimous_J: It would love it if my girl had those kind of net surfing habits. Discovering interests like that as a couple is a fantastic way to keep things interesting in a completely safe and controlled environment.


It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again?
 
2013-02-13 06:13:05 PM  

elev8meL8r: Nothing says "22 year old virgin" like the Tap-Out bed.



The twin mattress isn't doing him any favors either.
 
2013-02-13 06:13:29 PM  
Is THAT why girls are going crazy for Downton Abbey?
 
2013-02-13 06:14:57 PM  

elev8meL8r: Nothing says "22 year old virgin" like the Tap-Out bed.


Dunno, the frame looks sturdy enough to tie things to...
 
2013-02-13 06:17:44 PM  
Oh, dear god...

images.wikia.com
 
2013-02-13 06:18:42 PM  
If your girlfriend is following #BBC, you might not want to assume she knows how "following" on Twitter works.
 
2013-02-13 06:27:17 PM  

Odd Bird: Im_Gumby: Meh... maybe a 1.5/10

That's fair, I knew 3 would be well out of reach.



And 5 is Right Out.

/.....now THERE'S a BBC ref......
 
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