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2013-02-13 02:29:12 PM
www.clinivet.com

#BigBeautifulCanine
 
2013-02-13 02:43:43 PM
More than stiff lipped British news.
 
2013-02-13 02:46:55 PM
Once you go British, you never get off?
 
2013-02-13 02:50:48 PM
So long as she's only following #BBC and not #BBCDPCIM
 
2013-02-13 02:51:24 PM
So THAT'S what John Lennon was going on about.

#BBC
#BBKing
#DorisDay
#MattBusby
#DigIt
#DigIt
#DigIt
#DigIt
 
2013-02-13 02:52:05 PM
My wife follows #BJS

Big Jim Slade
 
2013-02-13 02:59:08 PM
PC Pro is exhaustively reporting that searching the #BBC hashtag occasionally brings up explicit pictures of large, dark-skinned penises.

Nick Robinson, you jokester.
 
2013-02-13 03:06:21 PM
I'll never think of Blackadder in quite the same way again.
 
2013-02-13 03:12:00 PM
i171.photobucket.com

No, I'm following Bath and Body Works.  Really.
 
2013-02-13 04:06:42 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-13 04:06:50 PM
Girlfriend? On Fark? Pfft, non-story.
 
2013-02-13 04:07:08 PM
The internet.  It's for porn.
 
2013-02-13 04:08:27 PM
Big Booty Choads?
 
2013-02-13 04:09:03 PM
Big Black Calk?
 
2013-02-13 04:11:02 PM
Ha! Joke's on her! I'm the one following #BBC!
 
2013-02-13 04:11:44 PM
elenaservin.files.wordpress.com
Goodnight from the BBC - or, as I like to call myself, Tyrone the dark dong of delight!
 
2013-02-13 04:13:56 PM
What we have here, little yellow sister, is a magnificent specimen of pure Alabama blacksnake. But it ain't too goddamn beaucoup.
cdn1.hark.com
 
2013-02-13 04:14:56 PM

Jackson Herring: [www.clinivet.com image 850x750]

#BigBeautifulCanine


Sometimes I worry about how many pictures of obese dogs you have on your computer.
 
2013-02-13 04:15:15 PM
my best girl friend who is not my wife, she's very straight laced, gives off this uber conservative vibe, your classic WASP type thing.

so we're hanging out (my wife, her and her husband) and she wants to show me something on Craigslist, like a car she found or a bass baot, i forget.  anyways, she had her computer hooked up to her TV and she went to the Phoenix page, and clicked on "Casual encounters" or whatever, and read one of the ads that was like, "tight blonde virgin seeking big black cock".  she;s like "Hmmm.....no thanks, I'm not into big black cock.  you guys?"

i was like, *jawdrop*.  i couldn't be lieve she said that.
 
2013-02-13 04:15:26 PM
www.fauxpanels.com
 
2013-02-13 04:15:34 PM
us.123rf.com
 
2013-02-13 04:15:38 PM
If the Internet has taught me anything, it's that Motel 6 is busy.

And that proper lighting is... a challange.
 
2013-02-13 04:15:54 PM

oldfarthenry: [elenaservin.files.wordpress.com image 356x480]
Goodnight from the BBC - or, as I like to call myself, Tyrone the dark dong of delight!


That's some serious girth there
dummidumbwit.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-13 04:16:59 PM
ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2013-02-13 04:17:14 PM
We forget that the internet now has a film of respectability on it.  There is safe search, and no auto-fill for naught words but a decade ago one misspelling or one poorly worded search resulted in the most degrading and disgusting links.  Those who remember the 90's just assume that almost everything is porn or a scam.

had a coworker use the engineering computer that was connected to the internet to do some research for her MBA on "krispy kreme " but typed "Kristy kreme" oh the images she got
 
2013-02-13 04:19:17 PM

fruitloop: [i171.photobucket.com image 350x262]

No, I'm following Bath and Body Works.  Really.


Right there with you brother
 
2013-02-13 04:20:49 PM
Next they'll be figuring out how hashing with punctuation works.
 
2013-02-13 04:22:14 PM
beerpulse.com
 
2013-02-13 04:23:01 PM
As a big Florida Gator fan I often do  #gators search. Mixed in with news on the Gator athletics are tweets from tourists in Florida and references to a style of shoes called gators. It's amusing.
/cool story bro
 
2013-02-13 04:27:30 PM
She's totally getting gangbanged by the basketball team while you're at work.
 
2013-02-13 04:27:33 PM
So that's the Doctor's secret.

/"No, baby, it's bigger on the inside."
 
2013-02-13 04:27:45 PM

MBooda: What we have here, little yellow sister, is a magnificent specimen of pure Alabama blacksnake. But it ain't too goddamn beaucoup.
[cdn1.hark.com image 480x352]


Came to leave this. Leaving flaccid.
 
2013-02-13 04:27:56 PM
So...I thought cockfighting was illegal? Something about animal cruelty or whatever.
 
2013-02-13 04:28:30 PM
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com

Approves.

/Link not as hot as Susanna Hoffs.
 
2013-02-13 04:30:29 PM
The hashtag, on Facebook, it does nothing.

Pass it on.
 
2013-02-13 04:31:51 PM
RT: @marleymaniac: The hashtag, on Facebook, it does nothing.

Pass it on.
 
2013-02-13 04:32:58 PM

rickythepenguin: you guys?"


So how did she react when you told her?
 
2013-02-13 04:33:54 PM

LordJiro: [i.imgur.com image 482x450]


Looks big.
 
2013-02-13 04:37:56 PM
corvo.fringehead.org
 
2013-02-13 04:41:53 PM
If your girlfriend is following #BBC

I'd be more concerned if it was following her.
 
2013-02-13 04:42:48 PM
#CSB
 
2013-02-13 04:43:20 PM
#BBC isn't for "big fans of cheap scotch?"

Boy is my face red.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-13 04:45:00 PM
myphillygolf.com
I have the weirdest boner right now...
 
2013-02-13 04:45:32 PM

rickythepenguin: my best girl friend who is not my wife, she's very straight laced, gives off this uber conservative vibe, your classic WASP type thing.

so we're hanging out (my wife, her and her husband) and she wants to show me something on Craigslist, like a car she found or a bass baot, i forget.  anyways, she had her computer hooked up to her TV and she went to the Phoenix page, and clicked on "Casual encounters" or whatever, and read one of the ads that was like, "tight blonde virgin seeking big black cock".  she;s like "Hmmm.....no thanks, I'm not into big black cock.  you guys?"

i was like, *jawdrop*.  i couldn't be lieve she said that.



i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-02-13 04:47:08 PM
www.newyorkshitty.com
@LongDongSilver
 
2013-02-13 04:48:08 PM

tungub: [corvo.fringehead.org image 708x361]


No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.
 
2013-02-13 04:48:21 PM

tungub: [corvo.fringehead.org image 708x361]


It's twoo, it's twoo!
 
2013-02-13 04:49:11 PM
If you're a black man with a small cock, do you wish you were white?
 
2013-02-13 04:49:46 PM
i28.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-13 04:50:37 PM
Poor Chad, he didn't have a clue...

videogum.com

Can I get a 2/10 on the Obscurity rating?
 
2013-02-13 04:51:58 PM

FloydA: I'll never think of Blackadder in quite the same way again.


I LoLed.

+1!
 
2013-02-13 04:58:12 PM
AND on the side bar:
Professor's Pornhub account pops up on projector in class

"I always think if no one watches porn how do all those porn bosses make all that kind of money?" asked Yahoo user Crocoduck.

Crocoduck? You a porn boss?
 
2013-02-13 04:58:42 PM
Meh. Was not impressed.
 
2013-02-13 04:59:48 PM

LordJiro: [i.imgur.com image 482x450]


i758.photobucket.comi758.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-13 05:01:19 PM

Odd Bird: Poor Chad, he didn't have a clue...

[videogum.com image 450x300]

Can I get a 2/10 on the Obscurity rating?


Yea, I mean, who ever watched the Chapelle Show? Super obscure.
 
2013-02-13 05:01:38 PM

Odd Bird: Poor Chad, he didn't have a clue...

[videogum.com image 450x300]

Can I get a 2/10 on the Obscurity rating?




Meh... maybe a 1.5/10
 
2013-02-13 05:02:22 PM

FloydA: I'll never think of Blackadder in quite the same way again.


The Black Russian.  Always terrifies the clergy.
i.ytimg.com
 
2013-02-13 05:02:46 PM
Well, you know what they say.

Once you go black, you...

Hold on, is there something I'm missing? Why would a dude have a problem with his chick surfing porn or porn-like substances on the internet?

/DNRTFA
 
2013-02-13 05:02:53 PM

Car_Ramrod: Odd Bird: Poor Chad, he didn't have a clue...

[videogum.com image 450x300]

Can I get a 2/10 on the Obscurity rating?

Yea, I mean, who ever watched the Chapelle Show? Super obscure.


i758.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-13 05:03:41 PM
So....a story.
From less that two years ago.

I have a buddy who lives in El Dorado Hills. (Northern CA)
He works for a large tech company and makes very good $$$. He and his wife have three kids.
One daughter in college and the two others in high school. The wife was not working and had a lot of free time on her hands.
Too much actually. Things with her start to get stressful at home with lots of arguments etc. He would confide to some of us over the course of last year that he did not know what was going on. Finally she accuses him of cheating on her and she wants a divorce (and the house, and the Lexus etc. etc.)
She comes from a family with money and they back her up with $$$ and several attorneys. During this whole time my buddy is sick with stress from the whole process plus the fact that she has the kids brainwashed that dad is a cheating man whore. Which we all know is bullsh*t.
He had already moved out and was living in a apartment when he gets an email with photos and other documents.
The photos were pics of his wife (gang bangs with BBC's) she was cruising some website called adult friend finder to find the stuff.
In the email also were screen caps of her profile and photos. I saw it all.
He had no idea what who sent the email but all of it got forwarded to her parents.
The divorce was ugly, but in the end he came out the winner especially with his kids.

So whenever I see the BBC, this is what I think of.

Yea I know....cool story bro.
 
2013-02-13 05:05:31 PM

NuttierThanEver: My wife follows #BJS

Big Jim Slade



Nice.  Love me some KFM....especially the shower scene in Catholic High School Girls in Trouble.

Christ, did a cow shiat in here?
 
2013-02-13 05:05:31 PM
Big Beautiful Women?
 
2013-02-13 05:05:33 PM

Im_Gumby: Meh... maybe a 1.5/10


That's fair, I knew 3 would be well out of reach.
 
2013-02-13 05:06:43 PM

the_end_is_rear: So....a story.
From less that two years ago.

I have a buddy who lives in El Dorado Hills. (Northern CA)
He works for a large tech company and makes very good $$$. He and his wife have three kids.
One daughter in college and the two others in high school. The wife was not working and had a lot of free time on her hands.
Too much actually. Things with her start to get stressful at home with lots of arguments etc. He would confide to some of us over the course of last year that he did not know what was going on. Finally she accuses him of cheating on her and she wants a divorce (and the house, and the Lexus etc. etc.)
She comes from a family with money and they back her up with $$$ and several attorneys. During this whole time my buddy is sick with stress from the whole process plus the fact that she has the kids brainwashed that dad is a cheating man whore. Which we all know is bullsh*t.
He had already moved out and was living in a apartment when he gets an email with photos and other documents.
The photos were pics of his wife (gang bangs with BBC's) she was cruising some website called adult friend finder to find the stuff.
In the email also were screen caps of her profile and photos. I saw it all.
He had no idea what who sent the email but all of it got forwarded to her parents.
The divorce was ugly, but in the end he came out the winner especially with his kids.

So whenever I see the BBC, this is what I think of.

Yea I know....cool story bro.



Grew up in/went to high school in El Dorado Hills, getting a kick...

Too many bored rich trophy wives there. I mean, dear god. Make them at least have a part time job or hobbies or causes or something. Being pretty and pumped full of implants isn't quite enough.

/wishing more women had a brain
 
2013-02-13 05:10:05 PM

skinink: Big Beautiful Women?


That's BBW ... and it's good
 
2013-02-13 05:11:07 PM

kiwimoogle84: the_end_is_rear: So....a story.
From less that two years ago.

I have a buddy who lives in El Dorado Hills. (Northern CA)
He works for a large tech company and makes very good $$$. He and his wife have three kids.
One daughter in college and the two others in high school. The wife was not working and had a lot of free time on her hands.
Too much actually. Things with her start to get stressful at home with lots of arguments etc. He would confide to some of us over the course of last year that he did not know what was going on. Finally she accuses him of cheating on her and she wants a divorce (and the house, and the Lexus etc. etc.)
She comes from a family with money and they back her up with $$$ and several attorneys. During this whole time my buddy is sick with stress from the whole process plus the fact that she has the kids brainwashed that dad is a cheating man whore. Which we all know is bullsh*t.
He had already moved out and was living in a apartment when he gets an email with photos and other documents.
The photos were pics of his wife (gang bangs with BBC's) she was cruising some website called adult friend finder to find the stuff.
In the email also were screen caps of her profile and photos. I saw it all.
He had no idea what who sent the email but all of it got forwarded to her parents.
The divorce was ugly, but in the end he came out the winner especially with his kids.

So whenever I see the BBC, this is what I think of.

Yea I know....cool story bro.


Grew up in/went to high school in El Dorado Hills, getting a kick...

Too many bored rich trophy wives there. I mean, dear god. Make them at least have a part time job or hobbies or causes or something. Being pretty and pumped full of implants isn't quite enough.

/wishing more women had a brain


You are dead on accurate.
We have some of that in Roseville and Granite Bay nearby. But EDH, takes it up a few notches.
 
2013-02-13 05:15:28 PM

kiwimoogle84: Well, you know what they say.

Once you go black, you...

Hold on, is there something I'm missing? Why would a dude have a problem with his chick surfing porn or porn-like substances on the internet?

/DNRTFA


And I've had more than one sister tell me:
  Once you've done white
  You've had it done right.



Posted in defense of all WASP(White American Small Penises)
 
2013-02-13 05:20:18 PM
Guess I have to drop by EDH for some evening cougar hunting.
 
2013-02-13 05:21:24 PM

Jackson Herring: [www.clinivet.com image 850x750]

#BigBeautifulCanine




i865.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-13 05:23:13 PM

sweet-daddy-2: kiwimoogle84: Well, you know what they say.

Once you go black, you...

Hold on, is there something I'm missing? Why would a dude have a problem with his chick surfing porn or porn-like substances on the internet?

/DNRTFA

And I've had more than one sister tell me:
  Once you've done white
  You've had it done right.


Posted in defense of all WASP(White American Small Penises)


Don't get me wrong, I LOVE my skinny white boys. That's my type. No, really. Stop laughing.

I'd just think with all the fake boobs on the internet that we can't get the menfolk to stop oogling if we TRIED, a guy might just let it go. Unless she was actively looking for an affair, maybe.

And The_End_Is_Rear-

Yeah. My aunt lives in Granite Bay. It's nice, and they have lots of money, they just don't flaunt it the same way. She's got a mil in the bank but drives a Civic.

The EDH people scream money left and right. I can't go to Raley's in EDH without parking next to 19 mercedes' with vanity plates. Makes me want to key them ALL because I get acid flashbacks of Cokeridge High and all the brand new cars my peers got at 16.
 
2013-02-13 05:24:08 PM

kiwimoogle84: Well, you know what they say.

Once you go black, you...

Hold on, is there something I'm missing? Why would a dude have a problem with his chick surfing porn or porn-like substances on the internet?


You are always welcome to surf porn on my computer, Kiwi!
/Or make porn on my computer...
 
2013-02-13 05:26:33 PM

Vitamin Pb: kiwimoogle84: Well, you know what they say.

Once you go black, you...

Hold on, is there something I'm missing? Why would a dude have a problem with his chick surfing porn or porn-like substances on the internet?

You are always welcome to surf porn on my computer, Kiwi!
/Or make porn on my computer...


Don't worry. I'll hide it in the SUPER SECRET hidden folder in that other folder named English Papers. (that's what you guys do, right?)

How you been?
 
2013-02-13 05:27:59 PM
BBC?

i.dailymail.co.uk

Burnt Black Cock Cop?
 
2013-02-13 05:28:16 PM

GungFu: If you're a black man with a small cock, do you wish you were white?


No. You wish for unlimited wishes.
 
2013-02-13 05:29:09 PM

kiwimoogle84: sweet-daddy-2: kiwimoogle84: Well, you know what they say.

Once you go black, you...

Hold on, is there something I'm missing? Why would a dude have a problem with his chick surfing porn or porn-like substances on the internet?

/DNRTFA

And I've had more than one sister tell me:
  Once you've done white
  You've had it done right.


Posted in defense of all WASP(White American Small Penises)

Don't get me wrong, I LOVE my skinny white boys. That's my type. No, really. Stop laughing.

I'd just think with all the fake boobs on the internet that we can't get the menfolk to stop oogling if we TRIED, a guy might just let it go. Unless she was actively looking for an affair, maybe.

And The_End_Is_Rear-

Yeah. My aunt lives in Granite Bay. It's nice, and they have lots of money, they just don't flaunt it the same way. She's got a mil in the bank but drives a Civic.

The EDH people scream money left and right. I can't go to Raley's in EDH without parking next to 19 mercedes' with vanity plates. Makes me want to key them ALL because I get acid flashbacks of Cokeridge High and all the brand new cars my peers got at 16.


I know they all don't flaunt it. I see some of that there, but no more that where I  live in Rose-vile. lol
I have friends that went to "Cokeridge" and they say the same things.
What happened up there? Bay area transplants? (no knock on the bay area)
But EDH was not always like that.
 
2013-02-13 05:30:19 PM

kiwimoogle84: because I get acid flashbacks of Cokeridge High


I went to Crackton High.  On the other side of the tracks.

We could never beat you guys in the playoffs.
 
2013-02-13 05:33:15 PM

the_end_is_rear: kiwimoogle84: sweet-daddy-2: kiwimoogle84: Well, you know what they say.

Once you go black, you...

Hold on, is there something I'm missing? Why would a dude have a problem with his chick surfing porn or porn-like substances on the internet?

/DNRTFA

And I've had more than one sister tell me:
  Once you've done white
  You've had it done right.


Posted in defense of all WASP(White American Small Penises)

Don't get me wrong, I LOVE my skinny white boys. That's my type. No, really. Stop laughing.

I'd just think with all the fake boobs on the internet that we can't get the menfolk to stop oogling if we TRIED, a guy might just let it go. Unless she was actively looking for an affair, maybe.

And The_End_Is_Rear-

Yeah. My aunt lives in Granite Bay. It's nice, and they have lots of money, they just don't flaunt it the same way. She's got a mil in the bank but drives a Civic.

The EDH people scream money left and right. I can't go to Raley's in EDH without parking next to 19 mercedes' with vanity plates. Makes me want to key them ALL because I get acid flashbacks of Cokeridge High and all the brand new cars my peers got at 16.

I know they all don't flaunt it. I see some of that there, but no more that where I  live in Rose-vile. lol
I have friends that went to "Cokeridge" and they say the same things.
What happened up there? Bay area transplants? (no knock on the bay area)
But EDH was not always like that.



TONS of bay area transplants. They sold their 800K houses in Morgan Hill and bought houses in EDH for 350K, and just commuted but paid way less mortgage. And drove up the price of real estate. My parents ended up having to move to Cameron Park because even in their neighborhood, (not Serrano or anything crazy expensive) the rent was almost doubling based on simply what houses and mortgages were going for.

Oh and I can't go to Roseville without running into a guido wannabe with a flatbill cap that I want to punch. So you've got that going for you.
 
2013-02-13 05:35:37 PM

elev8meL8r: kiwimoogle84: because I get acid flashbacks of Cokeridge High

I went to Crackton High.  On the other side of the tracks.

We could never beat you guys in the playoffs.


Too many rich people dumping money into sports so their kids could be football legends. Look at Austin Collie (wide reciever for the Indy Colts) He asked my sister to prom at OR.

Poor music program never had 1/10 the funding the sports did. Sigh.
 
2013-02-13 05:38:12 PM

kiwimoogle84: the_end_is_rear: kiwimoogle84: sweet-daddy-2: kiwimoogle84: Well, you know what they say.

Once you go black, you...

Hold on, is there something I'm missing? Why would a dude have a problem with his chick surfing porn or porn-like substances on the internet?

/DNRTFA

And I've had more than one sister tell me:
  Once you've done white
  You've had it done right.


Posted in defense of all WASP(White American Small Penises)

Don't get me wrong, I LOVE my skinny white boys. That's my type. No, really. Stop laughing.

I'd just think with all the fake boobs on the internet that we can't get the menfolk to stop oogling if we TRIED, a guy might just let it go. Unless she was actively looking for an affair, maybe.

And The_End_Is_Rear-

Yeah. My aunt lives in Granite Bay. It's nice, and they have lots of money, they just don't flaunt it the same way. She's got a mil in the bank but drives a Civic.

The EDH people scream money left and right. I can't go to Raley's in EDH without parking next to 19 mercedes' with vanity plates. Makes me want to key them ALL because I get acid flashbacks of Cokeridge High and all the brand new cars my peers got at 16.

I know they all don't flaunt it. I see some of that there, but no more that where I  live in Rose-vile. lol
I have friends that went to "Cokeridge" and they say the same things.
What happened up there? Bay area transplants? (no knock on the bay area)
But EDH was not always like that.


TONS of bay area transplants. They sold their 800K houses in Morgan Hill and bought houses in EDH for 350K, and just commuted but paid way less mortgage. And drove up the price of real estate. My parents ended up having to move to Cameron Park because even in their neighborhood, (not Serrano or anything crazy expensive) the rent was almost doubling based on simply what houses and mortgages were going for.

Oh and I can't go to Roseville without running into a guido wannabe with a flatbill cap that I want to punch. So you've got that going for yo ...


I live in the opposite corner of Rose-vile from the Galleria area....home of the species known as the Flatbill cap Rose-vile Ghetto-neck.
As in the movie Idiocracy, these people are kind of a combination of hiphop and hillbilly. Their outfits are complete when they are sporting a torn Tap-Out shirt.
 
2013-02-13 05:38:59 PM

dogdaze: As a big Florida Gator fan I often do #gators


More of an Oregon State man, myself.
 
2013-02-13 05:39:51 PM

kiwimoogle84: Vitamin Pb: kiwimoogle84: Well, you know what they say.

Once you go black, you...

Hold on, is there something I'm missing? Why would a dude have a problem with his chick surfing porn or porn-like substances on the internet?

You are always welcome to surf porn on my computer, Kiwi!
/Or make porn on my computer...

Don't worry. I'll hide it in the SUPER SECRET hidden folder in that other folder named English Papers. (that's what you guys do, right?)

How you been?


English Papers only works for teachers. I use Work Projects/Stupid Projects To Ignore/
Nobody ever wants to look in there for some reason. :-)

Been busy failing to kickstart image threads every now and then.
/Not going to try to jumpstart this one though...
 
2013-02-13 05:40:51 PM
Pretty sure everyone on fark already knew this
 
2013-02-13 05:42:09 PM

the_end_is_rear: Their outfits are complete when they are sporting a torn Tap-Out shirt.


If only it stopped with the clothing...

www.fightinginsider.com

Nothing says "22 year old virgin" like the Tap-Out bed.
 
2013-02-13 05:48:16 PM
Do anyone know if imagewind for iOS still have twitter pictures? Do they still show random amateur nudes?
/Had it for WP7 till they yanked twitter pics for Flickr
 
2013-02-13 05:49:55 PM
#BBC, eh? Both Neil Nunes and Komla Dumor smile knowingly, but daren't say anything.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-02-13 05:51:49 PM

NuttierThanEver: My wife follows #BJS

Big Jim Slade


"And the capitol of Nebraska is Lincoln!"
 
2013-02-13 05:55:48 PM

elev8meL8r: the_end_is_rear: Their outfits are complete when they are sporting a torn Tap-Out shirt.

If only it stopped with the clothing...

[www.fightinginsider.com image 598x300]

Nothing says "22 year old virgin" like the Tap-Out bed.


Well, it is a single bed.
 
2013-02-13 05:57:08 PM
farm3.staticflickr.com
 
2013-02-13 05:59:07 PM
It would love it if my girl had those kind of net surfing habits. Discovering interests like that as a couple is a fantastic way to keep things interesting in a completely safe and controlled environment.
 
2013-02-13 06:00:48 PM

Madman drummers bummers: So that's the Doctor's secret.


I'm pretty sure it was actually the Funk Doctor that coined the phrase:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSj1otMyek0

/Hot song but most people on here hate rap, even Wu-Tang
//Also, don't play this out loud at work
 
2013-02-13 06:01:42 PM
I've always wondered how many people working at the BBC organization were aware of that acronym's newer meaning.
It's three syllables either way, so it doesn't seem that useful.
 
2013-02-13 06:09:12 PM
Big Balled Caucasian?
 
2013-02-13 06:09:47 PM

elev8meL8r: the_end_is_rear: Their outfits are complete when they are sporting a torn Tap-Out shirt.

If only it stopped with the clothing...

[www.fightinginsider.com image 598x300]

Nothing says "22 year old virgin" like the Tap-Out bed.


That bed is just an invitation for bald tattooed muscular men to wrestle a person while they try to sleep.
 
2013-02-13 06:11:08 PM

Magnanimous_J: It would love it if my girl had those kind of net surfing habits. Discovering interests like that as a couple is a fantastic way to keep things interesting in a completely safe and controlled environment.


It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again?
 
2013-02-13 06:13:05 PM

elev8meL8r: Nothing says "22 year old virgin" like the Tap-Out bed.



The twin mattress isn't doing him any favors either.
 
2013-02-13 06:13:29 PM
Is THAT why girls are going crazy for Downton Abbey?
 
2013-02-13 06:14:57 PM

elev8meL8r: Nothing says "22 year old virgin" like the Tap-Out bed.


Dunno, the frame looks sturdy enough to tie things to...
 
2013-02-13 06:17:44 PM
Oh, dear god...

images.wikia.com
 
2013-02-13 06:18:42 PM
If your girlfriend is following #BBC, you might not want to assume she knows how "following" on Twitter works.
 
2013-02-13 06:27:17 PM

Odd Bird: Im_Gumby: Meh... maybe a 1.5/10

That's fair, I knew 3 would be well out of reach.



And 5 is Right Out.

/.....now THERE'S a BBC ref......
 
2013-02-13 06:27:43 PM

NuttierThanEver: My wife follows #BJS

Big Jim Slade


#ATCONIL

/and the capital of Nebraska is Lincoln!
 
2013-02-13 06:31:45 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: Pretty sure everyone on fark already knew this


Some bio 101 facts that everyone should also know

The avg of black males and white males is the same      There is a reason for this
98+% of black and white females have a max depth (v-canal expansion) of 6"-7"
 
2013-02-13 06:33:50 PM

pxsteel: drjekel_mrhyde: Pretty sure everyone on fark already knew this

Some bio 101 facts that everyone should also know

The avg of black males and white males is the same      There is a reason for this
98+% of black and white females have a max depth (v-canal expansion) of 6"-7"


Prior to being ruined by BBC, that is. Then it's canyon-like and worthless.
 
2013-02-13 06:35:02 PM

pxsteel: drjekel_mrhyde: Pretty sure everyone on fark already knew this

Some bio 101 facts that everyone should also know

The avg of black males and white males is the same      There is a reason for this
98+% of black and white females have a max depth (v-canal expansion) of 6"-7"


Not coincidently, the depth of a MtF' transsexual's new tunnel corresponds to the length of their former penis.
 
2013-02-13 06:46:45 PM

Magnanimous_J: It would love it if my girl had those kind of net surfing habits. Discovering interests like that as a couple is a fantastic way to keep things interesting in a completely safe and controlled environment.


Sounds like you've been seeking out BBCs on the net for a while and secretly hoping that you can get your girl to join in so you can do a threesome with some BBC and, ooops, it accidentally falls out of your girl's cootch and suddenly fell into your mouth.

/Cuckold much?
 
2013-02-13 06:49:15 PM

robohobo: pxsteel: drjekel_mrhyde: Pretty sure everyone on fark already knew this

Some bio 101 facts that everyone should also know

The avg of black males and white males is the same      There is a reason for this
98+% of black and white females have a max depth (v-canal expansion) of 6"-7"

Prior to being ruined by BBC, that is. Then it's canyon-like and worthless.


i31.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-13 06:52:33 PM
And #TWC is not necessarily The Weather Channel.
 
2013-02-13 06:53:18 PM

LordJiro: [i.imgur.com image 482x450]


Well that didn't take long...
 
2013-02-13 06:55:01 PM
lh6.googleusercontent.com

That is all.
 
2013-02-13 07:06:29 PM

pxsteel: drjekel_mrhyde: Pretty sure everyone on fark already knew this

Some bio 101 facts that everyone should also know

The avg of black males and white males is the same      There is a reason for this
98+% of black and white females have a max depth (v-canal expansion) of 6"-7"


I knew I should have paid more attention in... oh, wait, I spent that grade in a Christian school, so I was never exposed to such self-esteem-reinforcing information.

/Nothing builds self-esteem like being average and finding a smaller-than-average girl.
 
2013-02-13 07:08:22 PM
#BBC ? kids and their crazy IRC channels.
 
2013-02-13 07:16:38 PM

FloydA: I'll never think of Blackadder in quite the same way again.


Well, the Russian Black does strike fear in the clergy.
 
2013-02-13 07:20:12 PM
i49.tinypic.com
 
2013-02-13 07:23:17 PM
Once you go black, you go deaf.
 
2013-02-13 07:23:17 PM

Odd Bird: Can I get a 2/10 on the Obscurity rating?


Not even close, Charlie...
Maybe a 0.7. Maybe. But only if you sit down.
 
2013-02-13 07:33:24 PM
pxsteel:
"Some bio 101 facts that everyone should also know

The avg of black males and white males is the same"

I call bs.
 
2013-02-13 07:37:11 PM

o'really: pxsteel:
"Some bio 101 facts that everyone should also know

The avg of black males and white males is the same"

I call bs.


Oh I dunno, I wouldn't count any of the dicks in a specific genre of porn.

//just as the breasts aren't real, neither are the penii
 
2013-02-13 07:38:14 PM

Shadow Blasko: [lh6.googleusercontent.com image 497x373]

That is all.


Ah! So you have the first and second expansion decks.

/Best party game EVAR.
 
2013-02-13 08:00:55 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-13 08:09:58 PM

dericwater: Magnanimous_J: It would love it if my girl had those kind of net surfing habits. Discovering interests like that as a couple is a fantastic way to keep things interesting in a completely safe and controlled environment.

Sounds like you've been seeking out BBCs on the net for a while and secretly hoping that you can get your girl to join in so you can do a threesome with some BBC and, ooops, it accidentally falls out of your girl's cootch and suddenly fell into your mouth.

/Cuckold much?


That's kind of gross. If it matters, I'm not a swinger or a cuckold or bisexual.

I think porn can be a great tool for couples to use together. It adds much needed variety. Being insecure about your girl watching it is totally ridiculous. So many guys act like they've convinced their women that they have the biggest dick in the world and are trying to keep the truth a secret.

I've never cheated once on my current girlfriend and I attribute a big part of that to the fact that I can indulge my interest in little Asian spinners and big booty black girls on the internet instead of seeking it out IRL. If my girlfriend likes to watch some white girl get impaled on a black pringles can of a dick, who am I to get upset about it?

The truth is that human beings are not wired to be monogamous, not even for a medium amount of time. However, our whole society is based around the 2 person, committed romantic couple. Your life will be undoubtedly difficult if you try to deviate from that. By simulating the literal orgy that your brain evolved to crave, you can strengthen your monogamous relationship.

It's the same reason that I play video games to release my violent tendencies, instead of giving syringes full of bleach to prostitutes and setting fire to sleeping homeless; as is my ancient family tradition.
 
2013-02-13 08:10:35 PM

fruitloop: No, I'm following Bath and Body Works.  Really.


I was in there with my wife during the holiday shopping, and had to triple take, laugh, show my wife then get shot down by its "true" meaning.

In my defense, that store does have a lot of fatties.
 
2013-02-13 08:18:57 PM

TheSwizz: that store does have a lot of fatties.


What store doesn't?
 
2013-02-13 08:21:40 PM
kiwimoogle84:

The EDH people scream money left and right. I can't go to Raley's in EDH without parking next to 19 mercedes' with vanity plates. Makes me want to key them ALL because I get acid flashbacks of Cokeridge High and all the brand new cars my peers got at 16.

Why would you go to the Raley's?  Have you not been to the Nugget?  A huge cheese bar, a great produce department, 50+ kinds of root beer (all cold) and no poor people except for the hot teenagers working the registers.
 
2013-02-13 08:26:32 PM

p the boiler: fruitloop: [i171.photobucket.com image 350x262]

No, I'm following Bath and Body Works.  Really.

Right there with you brother


go on........zzzip
 
2013-02-13 08:28:41 PM

FunkOut: elev8meL8r: the_end_is_rear: Their outfits are complete when they are sporting a torn Tap-Out shirt.

If only it stopped with the clothing...

[www.fightinginsider.com image 598x300]

Nothing says "22 year old virgin" like the Tap-Out bed.

That bed is just an invitation for bald tattooed muscular men to wrestle a person while they try to sleep.


Damn, I usually have to pay for that kind of action....
 
2013-02-13 08:31:53 PM

Cheron: We forget that the internet now has a film of respectability on it.  There is safe search, and no auto-fill for naught words but a decade ago one misspelling or one poorly worded search resulted in the most degrading and disgusting links.  Those who remember the 90's just assume that almost everything is porn or a scam.

had a coworker use the engineering computer that was connected to the internet to do some research for her MBA on "krispy kreme " but typed "Kristy kreme" oh the images she got


Aaah, visual seppuku.

Used to be real fun on certain forums.
 
2013-02-13 08:41:14 PM

Igor Jakovsky: Once you go black, you go deaf.


Ah yes, the ear sex is making the rounds
 
2013-02-13 08:48:07 PM

kiwimoogle84: sweet-daddy-2: kiwimoogle84: Well, you know what they say.

Once you go black, you...

Hold on, is there something I'm missing? Why would a dude have a problem with his chick surfing porn or porn-like substances on the internet?

/DNRTFA

And I've had more than one sister tell me:
  Once you've done white
  You've had it done right.


Posted in defense of all WASP(White American Small Penises)

Don't get me wrong, I LOVE my skinny white boys. That's my type. No, really. Stop laughing.

I'd just think with all the fake boobs on the internet that we can't get the menfolk to stop oogling if we TRIED, a guy might just let it go. Unless she was actively looking for an affair, maybe.

And The_End_Is_Rear-

Yeah. My aunt lives in Granite Bay. It's nice, and they have lots of money, they just don't flaunt it the same way. She's got a mil in the bank but drives a Civic.

The EDH people scream money left and right. I can't go to Raley's in EDH without parking next to 19 mercedes' with vanity plates. Makes me want to key them ALL because I get acid flashbacks of Cokeridge High and all the brand new cars my peers got at 16.


I'm sure you've heard it before, but that is an obnoxiously awesome profile pic.
 
2013-02-13 09:02:59 PM

Jclark666: kiwimoogle84:

The EDH people scream money left and right. I can't go to Raley's in EDH without parking next to 19 mercedes' with vanity plates. Makes me want to key them ALL because I get acid flashbacks of Cokeridge High and all the brand new cars my peers got at 16.

Why would you go to the Raley's?  Have you not been to the Nugget?  A huge cheese bar, a great produce department, 50+ kinds of root beer (all cold) and no poor people except for the hot teenagers working the registers.


Because I AM one of those poor people? That's the whole point of this conversation in the thread- I don't have a million dollars, so, I don't belong in EDH I guess. For the record I live in midtown, but I head up that way for the 'rents.

Nugget is great but they're expensive. I go there for produce occasionally but mostly I hit Raley's because they send me coupons for shiat I actually buy.
 
2013-02-13 09:07:16 PM

lockers: kiwimoogle84: sweet-daddy-2: kiwimoogle84: Well, you know what they say.

Once you go black, you...

Hold on, is there something I'm missing? Why would a dude have a problem with his chick surfing porn or porn-like substances on the internet?

/DNRTFA

And I've had more than one sister tell me:
  Once you've done white
  You've had it done right.


Posted in defense of all WASP(White American Small Penises)

Don't get me wrong, I LOVE my skinny white boys. That's my type. No, really. Stop laughing.

I'd just think with all the fake boobs on the internet that we can't get the menfolk to stop oogling if we TRIED, a guy might just let it go. Unless she was actively looking for an affair, maybe.

And The_End_Is_Rear-

Yeah. My aunt lives in Granite Bay. It's nice, and they have lots of money, they just don't flaunt it the same way. She's got a mil in the bank but drives a Civic.

The EDH people scream money left and right. I can't go to Raley's in EDH without parking next to 19 mercedes' with vanity plates. Makes me want to key them ALL because I get acid flashbacks of Cokeridge High and all the brand new cars my peers got at 16.

I'm sure you've heard it before, but that is an obnoxiously awesome profile pic.


Thanks! I call it "physical schizophrenia"- what I might be doing at any given time. A friend used it on his budding photography and editing website.
 
2013-02-13 09:15:29 PM

MrEricSir: If your girlfriend is following #BBC, you might not want to assume she knows how "following" on Twitter works.


Damn at least one of you knows how to use Twitter.
 
2013-02-13 09:46:25 PM
Size matters?
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-13 09:49:12 PM
How it all starts . . .
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-13 10:01:32 PM

pxsteel:
Some bio 101 facts that everyone should also know

The avg of black males and white males is the same      There is a reason for this
98+% of black and white females have a max depth (v-canal expansion) of 6"-7"


If that's true the lady in this NSFW link is in tro-uuuuuble!
 
2013-02-13 10:15:56 PM

wambu: Size matters?
[i.imgur.com image 585x645]


I'm a C...

//Time to go watch Asian porn and giggle at their tiny penises
 
2013-02-13 10:16:22 PM

illannoyin: pxsteel:
Some bio 101 facts that everyone should also know

The avg of black males and white males is the same      There is a reason for this
98+% of black and white females have a max depth (v-canal expansion) of 6"-7"

If that's true the lady in this NSFW link is in tro-uuuuuble!


I've had a boyfriend who was so ridiculously endowed, he'd puncture a lung if he went all the way in. You just learn how much is enough, and he didn't go deeper or he'd risk putting me in the hospital.

It's basically a permanent game of "just the tip", but to them, it's like "just the top 3/5ths".
 
2013-02-13 10:17:51 PM

KangTheMad: wambu: Size matters?
[i.imgur.com image 585x645]

I'm a C...

//Time to go watch Asian porn and giggle at their tiny penises


Pics or you're lying. Seriously. Everyone here is welcome to submit their wang for my appraisal.

/EIP
//it's a slow Wednesday night
 
2013-02-13 10:20:04 PM
kiwimoogle84:
I'm sure you've heard it before, but that is an obnoxiously awesome profile pic.

Thanks! I call it "physical schizophrenia"- what I might be doing at any given time. A friend used it on his budding photography and editing website.


It's that sort of thing if i lived anywhere near you and you were unattached, I would totally charm the pants of you.  Ces't la vie.
 
2013-02-13 10:24:48 PM

wambu: Size matters?
[i.imgur.com image 585x645]


While the length may be true, a six and a half inch girth is total bullshiat. Adjust that and the graph and i see what you did there.
 
2013-02-13 10:25:32 PM

kiwimoogle84: KangTheMad: wambu: Size matters?
[i.imgur.com image 585x645]

I'm a C...

//Time to go watch Asian porn and giggle at their tiny penises

Pics or you're lying. Seriously. Everyone here is welcome to submit their wang for my appraisal.

/EIP
//it's a slow Wednesday night


Sorry, but I can't stand hearing how it starts as a giggle, then the guffaws, the belly laughs, and finally the rolling on the floor with tears in the eyes.

It isn't that I don't like making a woman happy, but just not that way...
 
2013-02-13 10:25:45 PM

lockers: kiwimoogle84:
I'm sure you've heard it before, but that is an obnoxiously awesome profile pic.

Thanks! I call it "physical schizophrenia"- what I might be doing at any given time. A friend used it on his budding photography and editing website.

It's that sort of thing if i lived anywhere near you and you were unattached, I would totally charm the pants of you.  Ces't la vie.


Tell you what- you're not familiar to me, so send me a picture of your wang and you'll get a real treat back.
 
2013-02-13 10:26:59 PM

Vitamin Pb: kiwimoogle84: KangTheMad: wambu: Size matters?
[i.imgur.com image 585x645]

I'm a C...

//Time to go watch Asian porn and giggle at their tiny penises

Pics or you're lying. Seriously. Everyone here is welcome to submit their wang for my appraisal.

/EIP
//it's a slow Wednesday night

Sorry, but I can't stand hearing how it starts as a giggle, then the guffaws, the belly laughs, and finally the rolling on the floor with tears in the eyes.

It isn't that I don't like making a woman happy, but just not that way...


Aww, I'd never laugh. I have learned firsthand that men with undersized wangs do AMAZING things with their mouth and hands.
 
2013-02-13 10:28:57 PM

kiwimoogle84: KangTheMad: wambu: Size matters?
[i.imgur.com image 585x645]

I'm a C...

//Time to go watch Asian porn and giggle at their tiny penises

Pics or you're lying. Seriously. Everyone here is welcome to submit their wang for my appraisal.

/EIP
//it's a slow Wednesday night


If the circumference were realistic, let's say .5" to 2.5", i would be an A.
 
2013-02-13 10:32:56 PM

lockers: kiwimoogle84: KangTheMad: wambu: Size matters?
[i.imgur.com image 585x645]

I'm a C...

//Time to go watch Asian porn and giggle at their tiny penises

Pics or you're lying. Seriously. Everyone here is welcome to submit their wang for my appraisal.

/EIP
//it's a slow Wednesday night

If the circumference were realistic, let's say .5" to 2.5", i would be an A.


Pics or it didn't happen!

Come on. How many times in a TF'er's life does he have a chance to send WIE willy nilly?

/do it
 
2013-02-13 10:34:20 PM

Precision Boobery: Welcome, said the alien voice in my head.  It sounded like a toddler.  Your wiener is even smaller in person.
It giggled.  I thought, Is this Korrok?
With a tiny change in your brain chemistry, I could make you a child molester.
What do you want? I asked it, in my head.
Not big, black cocks.  So we don't have that in common.


John Dies at the End was a truly laugh out loud book. The movie was so-so.
 
2013-02-13 10:39:15 PM

kiwimoogle84: lockers: kiwimoogle84: KangTheMad: wambu: Size matters?
[i.imgur.com image 585x645]

I'm a C...

//Time to go watch Asian porn and giggle at their tiny penises

Pics or you're lying. Seriously. Everyone here is welcome to submit their wang for my appraisal.

/EIP
//it's a slow Wednesday night

If the circumference were realistic, let's say .5" to 2.5", i would be an A.

Pics or it didn't happen!

Come on. How many times in a TF'er's life does he have a chance to send WIE willy nilly?

/do it


it's the logistics of the thing... My daughter and ex is in the house. Granted my daughter is asleep, but how do I explain the raging hard on and porn to get me there to the clown? My ex might walk in too. Then i have two problems.
 
2013-02-13 10:40:51 PM
Fine, fine. But you're adorable, so shoot me an email anyway.
 
2013-02-13 10:43:35 PM

kiwimoogle84: Fine, fine. But you're adorable, so shoot me an email anyway.


you do know you actually don't have EIP, right?
 
2013-02-13 10:43:40 PM

kiwimoogle84: lockers: kiwimoogle84: KangTheMad: wambu: Size matters?
[i.imgur.com image 585x645]

I'm a C...

//Time to go watch Asian porn and giggle at their tiny penises

Pics or you're lying. Seriously. Everyone here is welcome to submit their wang for my appraisal.

/EIP
//it's a slow Wednesday night

If the circumference were realistic, let's say .5" to 2.5", i would be an A.

Pics or it didn't happen!

Come on. How many times in a TF'er's life does he have a chance to send WIE willy nilly?

/do it



"Willy nilly" might not be the best choice of phrase in this case.
 
2013-02-13 10:44:43 PM

lockers: kiwimoogle84: Fine, fine. But you're adorable, so shoot me an email anyway.

you do know you actually don't have EIP, right?


Bottom section. My name at google.
 
2013-02-13 10:45:20 PM

Jclark666: kiwimoogle84: lockers: kiwimoogle84: KangTheMad: wambu: Size matters?
[i.imgur.com image 585x645]

I'm a C...

//Time to go watch Asian porn and giggle at their tiny penises

Pics or you're lying. Seriously. Everyone here is welcome to submit their wang for my appraisal.

/EIP
//it's a slow Wednesday night

If the circumference were realistic, let's say .5" to 2.5", i would be an A.

Pics or it didn't happen!

Come on. How many times in a TF'er's life does he have a chance to send WIE willy nilly?

/do it


"Willy nilly" might not be the best choice of phrase in this case.


Clearly you missed my famous cockalanche threads a year ago.
 
2013-02-13 10:47:29 PM
I'm not sure if it's related but my wife went on a 'girls night out' recently and came home with this tattoo...

s3.amazonaws.com

I asked her what the tattoo meant but she just giggled and said "It's a secret girlfriends thing. We all got it." She was also very horny but definitely looser than usual. I think the two things may be related.
 
2013-02-13 10:48:38 PM
KangTheMad:
o'really: pxsteel:
"Some bio 101 facts that everyone should also know

The avg of black males and white males is the same"

I call bs.

"Oh I dunno, I wouldn't count any of the dicks in a specific genre of porn.

//just as the breasts aren't real, neither are the penii"

What about that chart that I saw posted in some other thread that showed penis size by country? Didn't nigeria rank first?

But as kiwi said, too much of a good thing does exist.
 
2013-02-13 10:49:05 PM

illannoyin: I'm not sure if it's related but my wife went on a 'girls night out' recently and came home with this tattoo...



I asked her what the tattoo meant but she just giggled and said "It's a secret girlfriends thing. We all got it." She was also very horny but definitely looser than usual. I think the two things may be related.


Looks like a spade with two tampons. What the eff.

Tattoos. She's doing it wrong.

/can't wait to finish the backpiece
 
2013-02-13 10:51:01 PM

lockers: kiwimoogle84: KangTheMad: wambu: Size matters?
[i.imgur.com image 585x645]

I'm a C...

//Time to go watch Asian porn and giggle at their tiny penises

Pics or you're lying. Seriously. Everyone here is welcome to submit their wang for my appraisal.

/EIP
//it's a slow Wednesday night

If the circumference were realistic, let's say .5" to 2.5", i would be an A.


Ok, maybe I feel better about myself now.

//circumference is the distance around, so unless the dental floss and ruler are liars...
 
2013-02-13 10:52:09 PM

illannoyin: I'm not sure if it's related but my wife went on a 'girls night out' recently and came home with this tattoo...

[s3.amazonaws.com image 500x366]

I asked her what the tattoo meant but she just giggled and said "It's a secret girlfriends thing. We all got it." She was also very horny but definitely looser than usual. I think the two things may be related.


Ya Think?
 
2013-02-13 10:52:57 PM
i894.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-13 10:53:10 PM

kiwimoogle84: lockers: kiwimoogle84: Fine, fine. But you're adorable, so shoot me an email anyway.

you do know you actually don't have EIP, right?

Bottom section. My name at google.


Prudes.

Teenie weenie pic sent.
 
2013-02-13 10:54:04 PM

kiwimoogle84: Jclark666: kiwimoogle84: lockers: kiwimoogle84: KangTheMad: wambu: Size matters?
[i.imgur.com image 585x645]

I'm a C...

//Time to go watch Asian porn and giggle at their tiny penises

Pics or you're lying. Seriously. Everyone here is welcome to submit their wang for my appraisal.

/EIP
//it's a slow Wednesday night

If the circumference were realistic, let's say .5" to 2.5", i would be an A.

Pics or it didn't happen!

Come on. How many times in a TF'er's life does he have a chance to send WIE willy nilly?

/do it


"Willy nilly" might not be the best choice of phrase in this case.

Clearly you missed my famous cockalanche threads a year ago.



I'm just saying, "willy nilly" is something you'd call the poorly-hung kid in your PE class in the 9th grade, not something to mention when talking about someone's potential... inadequacies.
 
2013-02-13 10:57:47 PM

lockers: While the length may be true, a six and a half inch girth is total bullshiat.


I took it as circumference, not diameter. Makes sense that way. i.e. 6-1/2" around = 2" wide
 
2013-02-13 11:05:00 PM

wambu: lockers: While the length may be true, a six and a half inch girth is total bullshiat.

I took it as circumference, not diameter. Makes sense that way. i.e. 6-1/2" around = 2" wide


duh, fair enough
 
2013-02-13 11:09:20 PM

tshauk: Ya Think?


Just kidding. I'm actually quite knowledgeable when it comes to the whole BBC/slutwife thing.

That was a "Queen of spades" tattoo pic I have in my collection. Women who are really into the BBC get them. My wife does have a few tatts but not that one.

She's also into the BBC but not to the point of getting the tattoo to advertise it. Like Kiwi said too much of a good thing and all that.

She (my wife) can only handle it every so often. She has to really be in the mood but even then she says it's a bit like being punched on the inside and needs a day or two to recover after.

/Swingers
//It's not for everyone
 
2013-02-13 11:11:34 PM
stuffqueerpeopleneedtoknow.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-13 11:15:13 PM

illannoyin: tshauk: Ya Think?

Just kidding. I'm actually quite knowledgeable when it comes to the whole BBC/slutwife thing.

That was a "Queen of spades" tattoo pic I have in my collection. Women who are really into the BBC get them. My wife does have a few tatts but not that one.

She's also into the BBC but not to the point of getting the tattoo to advertise it. Like Kiwi said too much of a good thing and all that.

She (my wife) can only handle it every so often. She has to really be in the mood but even then she says it's a bit like being punched on the inside and needs a day or two to recover after.

/Swingers
//It's not for everyone


Oh, I've called in sick to work because of a cawk-punch bruised cervix before. Not proud, but it's happened.

And swingers? You're a bigger person than I. I'm not the type of possessive lady to stop him from having chick friends or jacking it to any porn he wants, but if any lady so much as looked at him wrong, she's entering a world of pain. No one touches my toys but me.
 
2013-02-13 11:33:21 PM

kiwimoogle84: illannoyin: tshauk: Ya Think?

Just kidding. I'm actually quite knowledgeable when it comes to the whole BBC/slutwife thing.

That was a "Queen of spades" tattoo pic I have in my collection. Women who are really into the BBC get them. My wife does have a few tatts but not that one.

She's also into the BBC but not to the point of getting the tattoo to advertise it. Like Kiwi said too much of a good thing and all that.

She (my wife) can only handle it every so often. She has to really be in the mood but even then she says it's a bit like being punched on the inside and needs a day or two to recover after.

/Swingers
//It's not for everyone

Oh, I've called in sick to work because of a cawk-punch bruised cervix before. Not proud, but it's happened.

And swingers? You're a bigger person than I. I'm not the type of possessive lady to stop him from having chick friends or jacking it to any porn he wants, but if any lady so much as looked at him wrong, she's entering a world of pain. No one touches my toys but me.


I'd be the same way about my girl. There is a total cougar in my night class, I know she's into me. But I'm not going to let myself fall into a double standard. Sober, at least.
 
2013-02-13 11:42:20 PM
I almost forgot...


NSFW Link


NSFW Link


/Happy hump day!
 
2013-02-13 11:49:44 PM

kiwimoogle84: And swingers? You're a bigger person than I. I'm not the type of possessive lady to stop him from having chick friends or jacking it to any porn he wants, but if any lady so much as looked at him wrong, she's entering a world of pain. No one touches my toys but me.


Like I always say it's not for everyone! :)
 
2013-02-13 11:54:44 PM
A woman who likes Big Block Chevrolets is the woman for me!
i45.tinypic.com

What?
 
2013-02-14 12:50:21 AM

Precision Boobery: wambu: Size matters?
[i.imgur.com image 585x645]

Seems legit.  If you've got an A, just put on your safety goggles and wave it suggestively over the area, then stand back as multiple squirting orgasms cover your bedroom in love paints.  Or you can stop fearing inadequacy and believing there's some kind of magical, consistent, foolproof formula, and realize it has much more to do with technique, effort, and the mutual desire of the parties involved.

/yeah, yeah, I sound like an E


This is fark, remember?

//...which includes me, but whatever
 
2013-02-14 12:55:19 AM

kiwimoogle84: illannoyin: tshauk: Ya Think?

Just kidding. I'm actually quite knowledgeable when it comes to the whole BBC/slutwife thing.

That was a "Queen of spades" tattoo pic I have in my collection. Women who are really into the BBC get them. My wife does have a few tatts but not that one.

She's also into the BBC but not to the point of getting the tattoo to advertise it. Like Kiwi said too much of a good thing and all that.

She (my wife) can only handle it every so often. She has to really be in the mood but even then she says it's a bit like being punched on the inside and needs a day or two to recover after.

/Swingers
//It's not for everyone

Oh, I've called in sick to work because of a cawk-punch bruised cervix before. Not proud, but it's happened.

And swingers? You're a bigger person than I. I'm not the type of possessive lady to stop him from having chick friends or jacking it to any porn he wants, but if any lady so much as looked at him wrong, she's entering a world of pain. No one touches my toys but me.


I have you favorited as "Might not be Grables' Daughter " and could not remember why, now I do. That is a compliment by the way.

/im an a on the wang chart! yeay
 
2013-02-14 01:13:50 AM

tacos813: kiwimoogle84: illannoyin: tshauk: Ya Think?

Just kidding. I'm actually quite knowledgeable when it comes to the whole BBC/slutwife thing.

That was a "Queen of spades" tattoo pic I have in my collection. Women who are really into the BBC get them. My wife does have a few tatts but not that one.

She's also into the BBC but not to the point of getting the tattoo to advertise it. Like Kiwi said too much of a good thing and all that.

She (my wife) can only handle it every so often. She has to really be in the mood but even then she says it's a bit like being punched on the inside and needs a day or two to recover after.

/Swingers
//It's not for everyone

Oh, I've called in sick to work because of a cawk-punch bruised cervix before. Not proud, but it's happened.

And swingers? You're a bigger person than I. I'm not the type of possessive lady to stop him from having chick friends or jacking it to any porn he wants, but if any lady so much as looked at him wrong, she's entering a world of pain. No one touches my toys but me.

I have you favorited as "Might not be Grables' Daughter " and could not remember why, now I do. That is a compliment by the way.

/im an a on the wang chart! yeay


Yeah, I'm a bit open and liberal about my sex life. *shrug* Farkers seem to enjoy it and its a place to speak openly yet anonymously to a point. Win win. :)

/plus I'm a great resource in beer threads
//mmm, arrogant bastard
 
2013-02-14 02:32:32 AM
A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and
sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.

The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and
says"7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch member, 3 pound left testicle, 3
pound right testicle, Turner Brown."

The white man faints and falls to the floor.

The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy
says, "What's wrong with you?"

In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me? "

The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just
give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.
I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my left
testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my
name is Turner Brown."

The small guy says, "Turner Brown!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn Around
 
2013-02-14 03:07:38 AM
No one is going to call bs on a chart that has 8x6.5 listed as ideal?

Top 2 explanations:
It was made by a company that sells penis enlargement pills.
Women actually believe us when we say it's 8 inches.
 
2013-02-14 03:29:33 AM

Baryogenesis: No one is going to call bs on a chart that has 8x6.5 listed as ideal?

Top 2 explanations:
It was made by a company that sells penis enlargement pills.
Women actually believe us when we say it's 8 inches.


I wonder what it would be like if all the men in the world actually got the penis size they wanted. My guess is a lot of upset wives and girlfriends running from the bedroom screaming.
 
2013-02-14 04:02:15 AM

Virtuoso80: Baryogenesis: No one is going to call bs on a chart that has 8x6.5 listed as ideal?

Top 2 explanations:
It was made by a company that sells penis enlargement pills.
Women actually believe us when we say it's 8 inches.

I wonder what it would be like if all the men in the world actually got the penis size they wanted. My guess is a lot of upset wives and girlfriends running from the bedroom screaming.


Close enough:

www.smbc-comics.com
 
2013-02-14 09:12:23 AM

Baryogenesis: No one is going to call bs on a chart that has 8x6.5 listed as ideal?

Top 2 explanations:
It was made by a company that sells penis enlargement pills.
Women actually believe us when we say it's 8 inches.


Hey, 8x6.5 is great! I'd take that. Any more than that is likely to puncture something if he gets too into it, but 8's not OBNOXIOUSLY huge.

/keep in mind I'm 5'10
 
2013-02-14 09:33:46 AM

kiwimoogle84: /EIP


o_0
 
2013-02-14 09:37:16 AM

Wendy's Chili: kiwimoogle84: /EIP

o_0


Bottom section, genius.

No one bothers reading the whole thing I'm assuming.
 
2013-02-14 10:04:54 AM

kiwimoogle84: Wendy's Chili: kiwimoogle84: /EIP

o_0

Bottom section, genius.

No one bothers reading the whole thing I'm assuming.


I was merely expressing shock at your open dong solicitation.
 
2013-02-14 10:07:10 AM

Wendy's Chili: kiwimoogle84: Wendy's Chili: kiwimoogle84: /EIP

o_0

Bottom section, genius.

No one bothers reading the whole thing I'm assuming.

I was merely expressing shock at your open dong solicitation.


What, women can't like wangs?

You've been dating the wrong women. If she doesn't leap at it hungrily like you do to a perfectly seared ribeye, you're dating wrong.
 
2013-02-14 10:25:14 AM

kiwimoogle84: Hey, 8x6.5 is great! I'd take that. Any more than that is likely to puncture something if he gets too into it, but 8's not OBNOXIOUSLY huge.

/keep in mind I'm 5'10


When are you coming to Pa?!
 
2013-02-14 10:29:37 AM

kiwimoogle84: Wendy's Chili: kiwimoogle84: Wendy's Chili: kiwimoogle84: /EIP

o_0

Bottom section, genius.

No one bothers reading the whole thing I'm assuming.

I was merely expressing shock at your open dong solicitation.

What, women can't like wangs?

You've been dating the wrong women. If she doesn't leap at it hungrily like you do to a perfectly seared ribeye, you're dating wrong.


Well you can't exactly wrap your lips around an email attachment, can you?

Wait... can you?

/EIP
 
2013-02-14 10:34:30 AM

Wendy's Chili: kiwimoogle84: Wendy's Chili: kiwimoogle84: Wendy's Chili: kiwimoogle84: /EIP

o_0

Bottom section, genius.

No one bothers reading the whole thing I'm assuming.

I was merely expressing shock at your open dong solicitation.

What, women can't like wangs?

You've been dating the wrong women. If she doesn't leap at it hungrily like you do to a perfectly seared ribeye, you're dating wrong.

Well you can't exactly wrap your lips around an email attachment, can you?

Wait... can you?

/EIP


I said wangs were welcome, I didn't say I'd be servicing them.
 
2013-02-14 10:37:15 AM

kiwimoogle84: I said wangs were welcome, I didn't say I'd be servicing them.


i235.photobucket.com

So you're saying there's a chance?
 
2013-02-14 01:05:55 PM

kiwimoogle84: Everyone here is welcome to submit their wang for my appraisal.


An appraisal? I'm not selling mine for any amount of money!
 
2013-02-14 04:19:56 PM

RobSeace: kiwimoogle84: Everyone here is welcome to submit their wang for my appraisal.

An appraisal? I'm not selling mine for any amount of money!


Could just be for insurance purposes.
 
2013-02-14 05:44:43 PM

kiwimoogle84: Baryogenesis: No one is going to call bs on a chart that has 8x6.5 listed as ideal?

Top 2 explanations:
It was made by a company that sells penis enlargement pills.
Women actually believe us when we say it's 8 inches.

Hey, 8x6.5 is great! I'd take that. Any more than that is likely to puncture something if he gets too into it, but 8's not OBNOXIOUSLY huge.

/keep in mind I'm 5'10


Oh, I'm not saying that no woman enjoys those dimensions, but as you say, you're 5'10' which is a fair bit taller than the average.


 

kiwimoogle84: Wendy's Chili: kiwimoogle84: Wendy's Chili: kiwimoogle84: /EIP

o_0

Bottom section, genius.

No one bothers reading the whole thing I'm assuming.

I was merely expressing shock at your open dong solicitation.

What, women can't like wangs?

You've been dating the wrong women. If she doesn't leap at it hungrily like you do to a perfectly seared ribeye, you're dating wrong.


I think the shock comes from a girl wanting pictures of (semi) anonymous wangs, not of a girl enjoying wangs in general.
 
2013-02-14 10:11:22 PM

kiwimoogle84: KangTheMad: wambu: Size matters?
[i.imgur.com image 585x645]

I'm a C...

//Time to go watch Asian porn and giggle at their tiny penises

Pics or you're lying. Seriously. Everyone here is welcome to submit their wang for my appraisal.

/EIP
//it's a slow Wednesday night


That seems like a strange thing to ask for.  It's mostly just been collecting dust for a few decades, but if you insist.

i105.photobucket.com
What do you suppose it's worth?
 
2013-02-15 03:59:46 AM

FloydA: What do you suppose it's worth?


According to Authentic Women™... we're going to need a bigger chart.  Or an awful lot of lube.
 
2013-02-15 06:23:51 AM

illannoyin: tshauk: Ya Think?

Just kidding. I'm actually quite knowledgeable when it comes to the whole BBC/slutwife thing.

That was a "Queen of spades" tattoo pic I have in my collection. Women who are really into the BBC get them. My wife does have a few tatts but not that one.

She's also into the BBC but not to the point of getting the tattoo to advertise it. Like Kiwi said too much of a good thing and all that.

She (my wife) can only handle it every so often. She has to really be in the mood but even then she says it's a bit like being punched on the inside and needs a day or two to recover after.

/Swingers
//It's not for everyone


Jesus Christ. Everything about this is disgusting. I need to bleach my brain.
 
2013-02-16 07:04:58 AM
Late?
 
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