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(YouTube) Video Jimmy Kimmel wants you to get your wife/gf a horrible gift for Valentines Day   ( divider line
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3117 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 13 Feb 2013 at 3:45 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-13 07:40:53 PM  
3 votes:
Tickets to the Jimmy Kimmel Show?
2013-02-13 05:52:19 PM  
3 votes:
Treadmill just arrived yesterday.... I cannot wait to see her face when she sees it.
2013-02-13 03:04:25 PM  
3 votes:

Bathia_Mapes: 55 gallon barrel of expired lube.

2013-02-13 03:53:24 PM  
2 votes:
So now *I* have to provide content for Kimmel's show??
2013-02-13 03:40:51 PM  
2 votes:
Knee Pads and a football helmet
2013-02-14 07:28:10 AM  
1 vote:

Bathia_Mapes: miss diminutive: Bathia_Mapes: 55 gallon barrel of expired

used lube.


Even better. :-D
2013-02-13 04:53:50 PM  
1 vote:
2013-02-13 04:40:20 PM  
1 vote:
Too bad there's only one sarah silverman to go around..

//ba dmm tssh
2013-02-13 04:33:07 PM  
1 vote:
How about this for a Valentine's Day card:

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2013-02-13 04:03:17 PM  
1 vote:
How 'bout some cheap novilty condom from your fav bar bathroom...sitting nicely where a ring might be. When she opens it up get her initial reaction...swing back to you giving a sexy eyebrow raise and smirk...then back to her for her reaction to that.

I would do it but my gf would kill me and not let me send it in.

\she's from wouldn't know her.
2013-02-13 04:02:52 PM  
1 vote:
Love how he says to ensure nobody gets hurt for the filming.. how do you ensure a woman expecting a ring doesn't MURDER YOU when it turns out to be a cricket?
2013-02-13 04:01:10 PM  
1 vote:
I want Jimmy Kimmel to be funny. You can't always get what you want.
2013-02-13 03:25:00 PM  
1 vote:

miss diminutive: Bathia_Mapes: 55 gallon barrel of expired lube.


Even better. :-D
2013-02-13 02:46:24 PM  
1 vote:
55 gallon barrel of lube.
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