Bathia_Mapes: 55 gallon barrel of expired lube.
miss diminutive: Bathia_Mapes: 55 gallon barrel of expired lube.
NightSteel: Love how he says to ensure nobody gets hurt for the filming.. how do you ensure a woman expecting a ring doesn't MURDER YOU when it turns out to be a cricket?
Bathia_Mapes: 55 gallon barrel of lube.
js34603: I want Jimmy Kimmel to be funny. You can't always get what you want.
buntz: So now *I* have to provide content for Kimmel's show??
Popcorn Johnny: Kimmel's show is funnier than any of the others out there.
Saiga410: Like being the most intelligent mentally challenged person.
spacemanjones: Yes. Because *you* are so f'n funny and talented.
Bathia_Mapes: miss diminutive: Bathia_Mapes: 55 gallon barrel of expired
Butterpump: I considered getting her a toilet seat... still might
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