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2013-02-13 02:31:57 PM
2 for 1 coupon from  Cabana BiEscort Service
 
2013-02-13 02:36:57 PM
Tube of Acyclovir ointment.
 
2013-02-13 02:46:24 PM
55 gallon barrel of lube.
 
2013-02-13 03:04:25 PM

Bathia_Mapes: 55 gallon barrel of expired lube.

 
2013-02-13 03:25:00 PM

miss diminutive: Bathia_Mapes: 55 gallon barrel of expired lube.


lulz

Even better. :-D
 
2013-02-13 03:40:51 PM
Knee Pads and a football helmet
 
2013-02-13 03:53:24 PM
So now *I* have to provide content for Kimmel's show??
 
2013-02-13 03:57:30 PM
2 for 1 bikini wax.
 
2013-02-13 03:58:57 PM
Of course he does.
 
2013-02-13 04:01:10 PM
I want Jimmy Kimmel to be funny. You can't always get what you want.
 
2013-02-13 04:02:52 PM
Love how he says to ensure nobody gets hurt for the filming.. how do you ensure a woman expecting a ring doesn't MURDER YOU when it turns out to be a cricket?
 
2013-02-13 04:03:17 PM
How 'bout some cheap novilty condom from your fav bar bathroom...sitting nicely where a ring might be. When she opens it up get her initial reaction...swing back to you giving a sexy eyebrow raise and smirk...then back to her for her reaction to that.

I would do it but my gf would kill me and not let me send it in.

\she's from Canada....you wouldn't know her.
 
2013-02-13 04:05:03 PM
i know an electric ear cleaner and a card that says go fark yourself does not go over well. particularly when they are expecting reservations at a health spa.

/I cant be blamed for what you think I'm going to get you, even if promotional material from a day spa is at my desk and the webpage was left up
//what i have to look good too
 
2013-02-13 04:33:07 PM
How about this for a Valentine's Day card:

media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-13 04:40:14 PM

NightSteel: Love how he says to ensure nobody gets hurt for the filming.. how do you ensure a woman expecting a ring doesn't MURDER YOU when it turns out to be a cricket?


If you're with a woman that won't find that funny, dump said woman.  You'll save yourself a lifetime of agony.

I'd tell my husband "you got one over on me, you farker", then we'd click glasses and laugh our asses off.  Because life is way too farking short to get bent out of shape over a piece of jewelry.
 
2013-02-13 04:40:20 PM
Too bad there's only one sarah silverman to go around..

//ba dmm tssh
 
2013-02-13 04:53:50 PM
 
2013-02-13 05:43:49 PM
Wasn't funny for Halloween or Christmas, not gonna be funny now
 
2013-02-13 05:47:34 PM

Bathia_Mapes: 55 gallon barrel of lube.


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Spray good enough?
 
2013-02-13 05:52:19 PM
Treadmill just arrived yesterday.... I cannot wait to see her face when she sees it.
 
2013-02-13 05:56:43 PM
The Aflac duck needs to get a new agent.
 
2013-02-13 06:39:43 PM
Does he realize that most men do this anyway?
 
2013-02-13 07:00:48 PM
Got her a new rifle.
Only thing that is going to go bang in this household.
 
2013-02-13 07:40:53 PM
Tickets to the Jimmy Kimmel Show?
 
2013-02-13 07:56:44 PM
My fiancee doesn't care much for Valentine's Day. She considers it a "Hallmark holiday" and has asked me to not make a fuss. She's serious about it, too. I still got her a card, of course, just because I wanted to at least let her know on the day of love that I do, indeed, love her. Not that she doesn't hear it every day.

But if we did celebrate it, and I were inclined to follow one of Kimmel's silly stunt requests, I'd pull a Fred Flintstone and get her a bowling ball.

She's not interested in bowling, of course.
 
2013-02-13 09:06:59 PM
i got into a fight with the gf about money today 'cause she handles the finances otherwise i booze it all away

then i had to ask her for some money to buy her something for valentine's

failing at failing like a failure. fark yeah!
 
2013-02-13 09:15:33 PM
Kimmel's show is funnier than any of the others out there.
 
2013-02-13 09:47:44 PM

js34603: I want Jimmy Kimmel to be funny. You can't always get what you want.


^ This
 
2013-02-13 09:53:33 PM

buntz: So now *I* have to provide content for Kimmel's show??


Yes. Because *you* are so f'n funny and talented.
 
2013-02-13 09:56:53 PM

Popcorn Johnny: Kimmel's show is funnier than any of the others out there.


Like being the most intelligent mentally challenged person.
 
2013-02-13 10:07:46 PM

Saiga410: Like being the most intelligent mentally challenged person.


I'm not saying it's a masterpiece, but I get more laughs from his show than any of the other late night hosts.
 
2013-02-13 10:12:26 PM
Liposuction coupons.
 
2013-02-13 10:26:39 PM

spacemanjones: Yes. Because *you* are so f'n funny and talented.


Why THANK you!  You know, that is so refreshing!  You do not see that these days.  You do not see that!  Compliments for compliments sake!  Thank you so much!
 
2013-02-13 10:52:52 PM

Popcorn Johnny: Kimmel's show is funnier than any of the others out there.


I enjoy the monologue, but not much else. His staff members in comedy bits don't work for me.
 
2013-02-14 07:28:10 AM

Bathia_Mapes: miss diminutive: Bathia_Mapes: 55 gallon barrel of expired

used lube.

lulz

Even better. :-D
 
2013-02-14 08:49:39 AM
Who is this kimmel character?
 
2013-02-14 09:19:20 AM
I considered getting her a toilet seat... still might
 
2013-02-14 10:06:04 AM
Camera should have been there a few years back, when I was the recipient of a chain mail bikini...stunned silence, WTF, etc. I still don't know what the hell he was thinking. It's been the only fail in 23 years together, so not statistically significant thank goodness. Still, dafuq?
 
2013-02-14 10:13:07 AM
 
2013-02-14 11:03:27 AM
Whatever. He's still a hell of a lot funnier than that retarded asshole Jimmy Fallon.

/f*ck Jimmy Fallon
 
2013-02-14 02:04:27 PM
Oscar Pistorius went all out on this one didnt he?
 
2013-02-14 02:16:48 PM
I'll never forgive Kimmel for ending The Man Show.
 
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