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(Opposing Views)   Woman checks into hospital thinking she has a hernia. Checks out with a new baby   (opposingviews.com) divider line 16
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2013-02-13 03:45:08 PM  
5 votes:
CNN wonders if it was caused by global warming.
2013-02-13 05:04:09 PM  
4 votes:

shazbotuh: oldfarthenry: irion47: oldfarthenry: How the hell do these women NOT know they're pregnant?

`Gee, this poo I feel coming on is trying to kick its way down my colon!'
*PHERP- Waah-Waah-Waah*
`- the f**k?'

I actually knew a woman like that. She left work early because of really bad gas, she got home and plopped out a baby.

So the poor kid came into this world in a cloud of fart? Little bugger doesn't stand a chance.

Many children come into the world in this fashion anyway... only the woman is in stirrups. Unfortunately, during birth- it's pretty much impossible to control your bodily functions when you're pushing that hard.


our daughter got laughed into the world.

wife's bearing down, daughter is crowning gets out to about nose level, and all of a sudden she cracks wind like thunder.  daughter's eyes fly open and look wildly around  crinkling her forehead up. i exclaimed 'holy crap you scared her!' and my wife just starts belly laughing(frankly we all did) and *squirt* out flies my daughter. who admittedly did not look all that thrilled to have been born into the company of a bunch of giggling lunatics.

that was five almost six years ago now. she walked up to me the other day and said 'daddy-o, pull my finger.'

apple didn't fall far from the tree, did it?
2013-02-13 05:06:25 PM  
2 votes:
danno_to_infinity:

Are they going to name her Hernia?

Hernietta.
2013-02-13 03:53:41 PM  
2 votes:
Wait!  So now the only per-requisite for a miracle is ignorance?  Oh, that's right, it always was.  Nevermind.
2013-02-13 03:27:29 PM  
2 votes:
www.theblaze.com

I uhhh...........kdjdhr................arrrrrgggggghhhhhhhhh............ ......vomit
2013-02-13 02:26:58 PM  
2 votes:
Klepto
2013-02-13 07:01:07 PM  
1 votes:
Here's a more detailed link.

http://www.mlive.com/news/jackson/index.ssf/2013/02/jackson-area_wom an _gives_birth.html

I'm not at all surprised she's from Jackson.
2013-02-13 04:50:04 PM  
1 votes:
I had hernia surgery two weeks ago--my second inguinal surgery. Every time I see the word "hernia" I farking cringe.

/And this chick is fat and ugly
//unlikely she'd get some in order to get pregnant
///likely she'd not notice
2013-02-13 04:47:02 PM  
1 votes:

Pribar: KatjaMouse: According to her she was even wearing a bikini to the pool and even lost something like 5 lbs the summer she was pregnant.

Read that part to the Old Lady, she stomped out of the room muttering something about a "bucky lich"


Not really, not adding an appropriate amount of weight during pregnancy is a likely indicator of a low-birth-weight baby, which poses all kinds of potential issues.
2013-02-13 04:15:53 PM  
1 votes:
I'm calling bullshiat. My wife is pregnant and she's been an absolute farking nightmare,

/maybe my wife is just milking it?
2013-02-13 03:55:48 PM  
1 votes:

Red Shirt Blues: [www.theblaze.com image 620x430]

I uhhh...........kdjdhr................arrrrrgggggghhhhhhhhh............ ......vomit


Dear Gawd, those two having sex must look just awful.
2013-02-13 03:54:28 PM  
1 votes:

Girion47: oldfarthenry: How the hell do these women NOT know they're pregnant?

`Gee, this poo I feel coming on is trying to kick its way down my colon!'
*PHERP- Waah-Waah-Waah*
`- the f**k?'

I actually knew a woman like that.   She left work early because of really bad gas, she got home and plopped out a baby.


So the poor kid came into this world in a cloud of fart? Little bugger doesn't stand a chance.
2013-02-13 03:42:48 PM  
1 votes:

give me doughnuts: How fat are you when you don't realize that you are carrying a full-term 10 pound baby?


 criminally obese.
2013-02-13 03:42:06 PM  
1 votes:

Red Shirt Blues: [www.theblaze.com image 620x430]

I uhhh...........kdjdhr................arrrrrgggggghhhhhhhhh............ ......vomit


you were thinking about her O face weren't you?
2013-02-13 02:57:42 PM  
1 votes:

miss diminutive: Couldn't she have had both?


I thought one sometimes followed the other.

Which is bad news for me.  Mine recently reopened and needs to be fixed again.

Did I have a miscarriage?!?!

*runs away weeping*
2013-02-13 02:42:02 PM  
1 votes:
Sounds like size 4 to me.
 
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