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2013-02-13 05:55:41 PM
Reason #233,568 why white chicks should not have black chick names
 
2013-02-13 06:08:32 PM

Brick-House: Urine is sterile when it leaves the body and when you consider what is in the average glass of water in India, I can see where they might think this is a better idea.


While that's true, there is a reason your body is trying to get rid of the various stuff it contains.
 
2013-02-13 06:14:14 PM

DjangoStonereaver: OK, I know the whole 'drinking pee is good for you' thing comes out of India, but for the life of me I can't
think why anyone would have ever thought it was a good idea.


Pee is sterile when it leaves the body and it is full of nutrients that fail to be absorbed the first run-through.  I suppose if vitamins, a balanced diet, and adequate clean water are unavailable it makes good health sense (i.e. you are living a subsistence existence in rural India).  If you are a rich pop star living in the West it makes about as much sense as riding an ox cart down Sunset Boulevard to get to your therapeutic trepanning session.
 
2013-02-13 06:23:39 PM
eh, if it wasn't her urine it would be someone else's
 
2013-02-13 06:26:18 PM
"I was told drinking my own pee was good, I was trying to be healthy ... Somebody tried to take my pee away from me and I said, 'That is mine!' So I snatched it up and took a chug and it was really gross so I don't do it anymore," Ke$ha explained.

OH THE HUMANITY!!! A 20-SOMETHING DID SOMETHING STUPID WHILE DRUNK!!! FETCH ME MY FAINTING COUCH!!!!!!
 
2013-02-13 06:30:28 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Is... is she naked, with her lower back pressed the wall, legs thrown back toward her shoulders, and lower body and upper body bent toward each other, drinking directly from the stream?

Because that would be kind of fun to watch.


Pretty sure the webz have this covered....something like Rule #34....
 
2013-02-13 07:06:21 PM
  Stumpy Joe choked to death on vomit....But it turns out it was someone else's..It was never established whose vomit it was because....well,you can't dust for vomit.
 
2013-02-13 07:17:56 PM

caddisfly: DjangoStonereaver: OK, I know the whole 'drinking pee is good for you' thing comes out of India, but for the life of me I can't
think why anyone would have ever thought it was a good idea.

Pee is sterile when it leaves the body and it is full of nutrients that fail to be absorbed the first run-through.  I suppose if vitamins, a balanced diet, and adequate clean water are unavailable it makes good health sense (i.e. you are living a subsistence existence in rural India).  If you are a rich pop star living in the West it makes about as much sense as riding an ox cart down Sunset Boulevard to get to your therapeutic trepanning session.


Except in reality, where urine is neither sterile nor full of undigested nutrients.
 
2013-02-13 07:23:47 PM
At least now she has more room in her stomach for other body fluids.
 
2013-02-13 07:42:53 PM

the biggest redneck here: Except in reality, where urine is neither sterile nor full of undigested nutrients.


If it ain't sterile, you should have that checked out.

It is full of nitrates and nitrites that provide a very fertile environment for microbes to start growing, but if they're growing while the urine is inside you, we call that a "urinary tract infection". Or "kidney disease".
 
2013-02-13 07:48:49 PM
She's disgusting. And I have really, really low standard.

I never thought this would happen to me, but when I say "I wouldn't do her", I actually mean it.
 
2013-02-13 08:12:23 PM
So not only is she ugly, lumpy-looking, pathetically untalented, and obnoxious, she's also gross?

And yet her music still doesn't suck as much as Minaj's.
 
2013-02-13 08:30:44 PM

WhippingBoy: She's disgusting. And I have really, really low standard.

I never thought this would happen to me, but when I say "I wouldn't do her", I actually mean it.


Yup.  Anyone that's seen my name in threads for the past 6 years can tell you I have pretty much no standards when it comes to wanting to bang women of all shapes, sizes, and colors.  But her and Kirsten Dunst are just...ew...

/Kirsten Dunst now, not Kirsten Dunst before her tits ran over a nail and last all air pressure
 
2013-02-13 08:31:07 PM
24.media.tumblr.com

Hey, this no my pee!/obscure?
 
2013-02-13 08:31:19 PM

ZeroCorpse: So not only is she ugly, lumpy-looking, pathetically untalented, and obnoxious, she's also gross?

And yet her music still doesn't suck as much as Minaj's.


Now here's the ultimate question:  Which one's face is more punchable?
 
2013-02-13 08:52:11 PM

mooseyfate: ZeroCorpse: So not only is she ugly, lumpy-looking, pathetically untalented, and obnoxious, she's also gross?

And yet her music still doesn't suck as much as Minaj's.

Now here's the ultimate question:  Which one's face is more punchable?


Yes
 
2013-02-13 09:55:56 PM

WhippingBoy: She's disgusting. And I have really, really low standard.

I never thought this would happen to me, but when I say "I wouldn't do her", I actually mean it.


i have the lowest of standards. this pig? only if whiskey drunk and with a condom.
 
2013-02-13 09:57:50 PM
i.huffpost.com

Trollface.
 
2013-02-13 10:51:51 PM

DancingElkCondor: Reason #233,568 why white chicks should not have black chick names


I swear I thought she was black until I read this article.
 
2013-02-13 10:55:02 PM
You know who else drinks their own piss? The crazy guy last year who, while high on meth, was running naked down the street screaming that a group of goblins were controlling Jesus and poised to take over the world.

I'm not entirely sure of my point, other than someone needs to shut her the f*ck up.
 
2013-02-13 11:18:09 PM

AcesFull: Stumpy Joe choked to death on vomit....But it turns out it was someone else's..It was never established whose vomit it was because....well,you can't dust for vomit.


Not to be confused with Joe "Stumpy" Pepys who died in a freak gardening accident that the authorities said was best left unsolved.

/I love that the natural inclination is to reference a fake band when discussing an article about a fake musician.
 
2013-02-13 11:20:08 PM
Canadian here.

Just wanted to say we're all really sorry about exposing this individual to rest of the world .

Our bad.
 
2013-02-13 11:53:47 PM

RatMaster999: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x375]

Hey, this no my pee!/obscure?


Well if that isn't a flashback...
 
2013-02-13 11:54:15 PM
 
2013-02-14 12:03:20 AM
Does she also like to huff her own farts?
 
2013-02-14 12:11:05 AM

caddisfly: DjangoStonereaver: OK, I know the whole 'drinking pee is good for you' thing comes out of India, but for the life of me I can't
think why anyone would have ever thought it was a good idea.

Pee is sterile when it leaves the body and it is full of nutrients that fail to be absorbed the first run-through.  I suppose if vitamins, a balanced diet, and adequate clean water are unavailable it makes good health sense (i.e. you are living a subsistence existence in rural India).  If you are a rich pop star living in the West it makes about as much sense as riding an ox cart down Sunset Boulevard to get to your therapeutic trepanning session.


Please! You only encourage them with this kind of talk.
 
2013-02-14 12:20:55 AM

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Does she also like to huff her own farts?


Who doesn't?
 
2013-02-14 12:36:29 AM

Saiga410: The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Does she also like to huff her own farts?

Who doesn't?


The guy you quoted for starters.  geeze.  Everyone knows that guy prefers to fart in the bathtub and bite the bubbles.
 
2013-02-14 12:39:07 AM

quatchi: Canadian here.

Just wanted to say we're all really sorry about exposing this individual to rest of the world .

Our bad.


Yeah. First you hit us with Bryan Adams.
Then you hit us with Celine Dion.
Now you try to put the nail in the coffin with Ke$ha! You Canadians are sadistic people!

/And no, Michael J. Fox, Red Green, SCTV, and Tim Horton's doesn't make up for it.
 
2013-02-14 12:43:56 AM
wow, she did it purposely?!  I thought maybe a Chinaman played a joke on her or something.
 
2013-02-14 12:52:57 AM

ZeroCorpse: quatchi: Canadian here.

Just wanted to say we're all really sorry about exposing this individual to rest of the world .

Our bad.

Yeah. First you hit us with Bryan Adams.
Then you hit us with Celine Dion.
Now you try to put the nail in the coffin with Ke$ha! You Canadians are sadistic people!

/And no, Michael J. Fox, Red Green, SCTV, and Tim Horton's doesn't make up for it.


You forgot to put Justin Bieber on that list! How could you forgt that she is from Canada?
 
2013-02-14 01:21:52 AM

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: She said she drank blood from a human heart on stage in Sydney late last year. "That was real," she told NME.

No, you vapid attention whore, it wasn't.


I was wondering about that. It brought a few questions to mind:

(I'm assuming that it WASN'T real, but for the sake of these hypotheticals, lets pretend that it was)

1. Where does one just up and (legally) acquire a human heart for stupid shiat like this?
2. Is just having a human heart like that even legal at all?
3. Do you think someone who needed a transplant died because this disgusting whore wanted to do something zany onstage?
4. Would drinking blood from it make her a cannibal?
 
2013-02-14 02:27:46 AM

Kiradikash: ZeroCorpse: quatchi: Canadian here.

Just wanted to say we're all really sorry about exposing this individual to rest of the world .

Our bad.

Yeah. First you hit us with Bryan Adams.
Then you hit us with Celine Dion.
Now you try to put the nail in the coffin with Ke$ha! You Canadians are sadistic people!

/And no, Michael J. Fox, Red Green, SCTV, and Tim Horton's doesn't make up for it.

You forgot to put Justin Bieber on that list! How could you forgt that she is from Canada?


One word: Nickelback.
 
2013-02-14 06:47:40 AM
"You wear too much eye makeup. My sister wears too much makeup...people think she's a whore."
 
2013-02-14 07:22:00 AM

fusillade762: Kiradikash: ZeroCorpse: quatchi: Canadian here.

Just wanted to say we're all really sorry about exposing this individual to rest of the world .

Our bad.

Yeah. First you hit us with Bryan Adams.
Then you hit us with Celine Dion.
Now you try to put the nail in the coffin with Ke$ha! You Canadians are sadistic people!

/And no, Michael J. Fox, Red Green, SCTV, and Tim Horton's doesn't make up for it.

You forgot to put Justin Bieber on that list! How could you forgt that she is from Canada?

One word: Nickelback.


The likes of Neil Young, Rush, Voivod, NoMeansNo and Devin Townsend are clearly hopelessly outnumbered.

/i has a sad
 
2013-02-14 09:39:18 AM
i521.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-14 09:54:45 AM

illrigger: "You wear too much eye makeup. My sister wears too much makeup...people think she's a whore."


You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers
 
2013-02-14 09:56:46 AM
Dear fark....urine is not sterile when it leaves the body. It picks up various bacteria and other goodies as it travels through the urethra.

/tmyk
 
2013-02-14 11:04:12 AM
I would like to see just one pic of this chick NOT looking sweaty/sticky/dirty.

Just ONE.
 
2013-02-14 11:16:37 AM
What some people won't do for that 16th minute.
 
2013-02-14 11:30:45 AM

ScouserDuck: Dear fark....urine is not sterile when it leaves the body. It picks up various bacteria and other goodies as it travels through the urethra.

/tmyk


but if you still want to drink it, go right ahead, you'll be fine
 
2013-02-14 12:31:29 PM

Zul the Magnificent: What some people won't do for that 16th minute.


So much THIS^^^ Who the hell is this woman? Has she been doing porn for long?
 
2013-02-14 05:42:53 PM

devilEther: ScouserDuck: Dear fark....urine is not sterile when it leaves the body. It picks up various bacteria and other goodies as it travels through the urethra.

/tmyk

but if you still want to drink it, go right ahead, you'll be fine


It CAN pick up various bacteria when it travels through the urethra.  It doesn't always.  It is funny that the only reason you don't drink pee pee is because it's dirty tho.
 
2013-02-14 07:22:02 PM
Sigh. In other words, Keshiat needs attention again.

/scrolled down immediately to write this; if someone else upthread pointed out, then more power to us great minds.
 
2013-02-14 09:27:32 PM

lewismarktwo: devilEther: ScouserDuck: Dear fark....urine is not sterile when it leaves the body. It picks up various bacteria and other goodies as it travels through the urethra.

/tmyk

but if you still want to drink it, go right ahead, you'll be fine

It CAN pick up various bacteria when it travels through the urethra.  It doesn't always.  It is funny that the only reason you don't drink pee pee is because it's dirty tho.


# 1 reason I, and many others, don't drink our own pee:  IT'S PEE!  You're not supposed to DRINK IT.  You're supposed to rid yourself of it and never look back.  What the hell is wrong with you?
 
2013-02-14 10:28:16 PM

mooseyfate: You're not supposed to DRINK IT.  You're supposed to rid yourself of it and never look back.  What the hell is wrong with you?


I thought that was semen..
 
2013-02-14 11:05:54 PM

mooseyfate: lewismarktwo: devilEther: ScouserDuck: Dear fark....urine is not sterile when it leaves the body. It picks up various bacteria and other goodies as it travels through the urethra.

/tmyk

but if you still want to drink it, go right ahead, you'll be fine

It CAN pick up various bacteria when it travels through the urethra.  It doesn't always.  It is funny that the only reason you don't drink pee pee is because it's dirty tho.

# 1 reason I, and many others, don't drink our own pee:  IT'S PEE!  You're not supposed to DRINK IT.  You're supposed to rid yourself of it and never look back.  What the hell is wrong with you?


Hey, I was the one insinuating the other guy drinks his pee. How dare you turn it around on me!

For the record I don't drink my own pee.  If I did that how would I add to my huge collection of pee jars?!
 
2013-02-15 09:26:30 AM

lewismarktwo: mooseyfate: lewismarktwo: devilEther: ScouserDuck: Dear fark....urine is not sterile when it leaves the body. It picks up various bacteria and other goodies as it travels through the urethra.

/tmyk

but if you still want to drink it, go right ahead, you'll be fine

It CAN pick up various bacteria when it travels through the urethra.  It doesn't always.  It is funny that the only reason you don't drink pee pee is because it's dirty tho.

# 1 reason I, and many others, don't drink our own pee:  IT'S PEE!  You're not supposed to DRINK IT.  You're supposed to rid yourself of it and never look back.  What the hell is wrong with you?

Hey, I was the one insinuating the other guy drinks his pee. How dare you turn it around on me!

For the record I don't drink my own pee.  If I did that how would I add to my huge collection of pee jars?!


You collect your OWN pee..

Talk about doing it wrong....
 
2013-02-15 11:20:34 AM

ZeroCorpse: quatchi: Canadian here.

Just wanted to say we're all really sorry about exposing this individual to rest of the world .

Our bad.

Yeah. First you hit us with Bryan Adams.
Then you hit us with Celine Dion.
Now you try to put the nail in the coffin with Ke$ha! You Canadians are sadistic people!

/And no, Michael J. Fox, Red Green, SCTV, and Tim Horton's doesn't make up for it.


Kesha was born in Los Angeles. She's an American citizen. Don't blame us for your shiat.

You can blame us for Bieber though.

Sorry (said in our charming way).
 
2013-02-16 12:13:50 PM

ScouserDuck: lewismarktwo: mooseyfate: lewismarktwo: devilEther: ScouserDuck: Dear fark....urine is not sterile when it leaves the body. It picks up various bacteria and other goodies as it travels through the urethra.

/tmyk

but if you still want to drink it, go right ahead, you'll be fine

It CAN pick up various bacteria when it travels through the urethra.  It doesn't always.  It is funny that the only reason you don't drink pee pee is because it's dirty tho.

# 1 reason I, and many others, don't drink our own pee:  IT'S PEE!  You're not supposed to DRINK IT.  You're supposed to rid yourself of it and never look back.  What the hell is wrong with you?

Hey, I was the one insinuating the other guy drinks his pee. How dare you turn it around on me!

For the record I don't drink my own pee.  If I did that how would I add to my huge collection of pee jars?!

You collect your OWN pee..

Talk about doing it wrong....


Is it considered "collecting" if you simply wish to see it exiting other people?

/splash cam 1 is go
 
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