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2013-02-13 11:23:02 AM
14 votes:
"The papacy"

-Benedict
2013-02-13 11:25:48 AM
9 votes:
You.


Just kidding. I'm never gonna give you up.
2013-02-13 03:34:21 PM
7 votes:
I heard that Christopher Dorner is going to quit smoking.
2013-02-13 11:20:26 AM
7 votes:
Moderation and self-denial
2013-02-13 02:44:10 PM
5 votes:
How about giving up lint for Lent?

www.feargod.net
2013-02-13 02:25:30 PM
5 votes:
The pill.

/wonder twin ovary powers: activate!
//shape of...paternity test
//form of...child support payments
2013-02-13 11:24:18 AM
5 votes:
I'm giving up picking up women at JoAnn Fabrics to take home and choke me while I touch myself.
2013-02-13 11:20:06 AM
5 votes:
Catholicism
2013-02-13 11:19:42 AM
5 votes:
I gave up Lent for Lent!  I'm the first person to have ever thought of that!  Haha!
2013-02-13 11:32:32 AM
4 votes:
I'm going to give up selling anything, buying anything, or processing anything. I'm going to give up selling anything bought or processed, or buying anything sold or processed, or processing anything sold, bought, or processed, or repairing anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, for Lent, I'm giving that up.
2013-02-13 11:21:36 AM
4 votes:
Also, I've been waiting for an ash on the forehead thread in TFD already, but everyone is too busy submitting dick and fart threads.

/my dick is so big it gets its own ash on its forehead.
2013-02-13 11:20:23 AM
4 votes:
The Doobie Brothers.
2013-02-13 03:48:16 PM
3 votes:
28.media.tumblr.com
2013-02-13 02:34:36 PM
3 votes:

rickythepenguin: miss diminutive: The pill.

Hi, my name's ricky, I don't think we've been formally introduced!


Aren't you the guy who calls and breathes heavily into the phone while playing Taylor Swift in the background?

Cause that's cool.
2013-02-13 02:31:58 PM
3 votes:
Altar Boys
2013-02-13 11:31:30 AM
3 votes:
I only actively participate in religious events when they involve me getting ham.
2013-02-13 11:22:43 AM
3 votes:

Al_Ed: Sex.


Hell, I think I think I've given this up for Lent, Birthdays, Christmas, Valentine's Day, Arbor Day, President's Day, Halloween, etc
2013-02-13 02:31:55 PM
2 votes:
Yesterday, my seven year old son, who goes to catholic school, was asked what he would be giving up for Lent. He said, "video games". Then he came home and figured out that he just committed to 40 days without his favorite pastime. Right now, he's lawyering up for an appeal. He's gonna renegotiate with "chocolate", but is ready to sacrifice sweets altogether, should jesus and father adams push back on the issue.
2013-02-13 02:31:13 PM
2 votes:
cdn.stripersonline.com
2013-02-13 02:24:49 PM
2 votes:
No way. I tried this last year. I'm not going to relent.
2013-02-13 02:22:01 PM
2 votes:
Lentils.
2013-02-13 02:21:59 PM
2 votes:
Sex with my wife.  Thank god for the girlfriend.
2013-02-13 01:46:09 PM
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-13 12:51:32 PM
2 votes:
Getting my naughty clown bits groped by that greasy sociopath.
2013-02-13 12:22:20 PM
2 votes:
I GAVE UP SMOKING ALREADY JEEZ...........JESUS, GET OFF MY BACK ALREADY
2013-02-13 12:00:28 PM
2 votes:
Clown groping.
2013-02-13 11:39:51 AM
2 votes:
King cake.

/Probably going to be understood by a very small fraction of FARKers.
2013-02-13 11:31:08 AM
2 votes:
I give up.  On everything.
2013-02-13 11:30:47 AM
2 votes:
Oh, ASH?  I thought it was Ass Wednesday.
2013-02-13 11:28:04 AM
2 votes:

JerseyTim: You.


Just kidding. I'm never gonna give you up.


Will you continue to let me down, though?
2013-02-13 11:25:04 AM
2 votes:

Current Resident: I'm giving up picking up women at JoAnn Fabrics to take home and choke me while I touch myself.


So 40 days at the Pottery Barn instead?
2013-02-13 11:23:44 AM
2 votes:
I gave up guilt last year.  Best season of Lent ever.
2013-02-13 11:21:59 AM
2 votes:
I like to find out what people are giving up then tempt them with it. I really should get one of those Jon Lovitz devil costumes one of these years.
2013-02-13 11:20:39 AM
2 votes:
Sleep. That's right. 40 days of no sleep for yoop! It's gonna be awesome!
2013-02-13 06:11:17 PM
1 votes:
Obama, the International Space Station, and the porn industry will just have to get along
without me for the next 40 days.
2013-02-13 05:30:03 PM
1 votes:
Delusional thinking.
2013-02-13 04:00:36 PM
1 votes:

sufferpuppet: dv-ous: Sex with subby's mom.

Come on now.  You can't just quit that cold turkey.


No, but a cold turkey is a reasonable substitute.
2013-02-13 03:25:45 PM
1 votes:
cigarettes and alcohol and rollerblading
2013-02-13 03:16:35 PM
1 votes:

Ghastly: Moderation.


2.bp.blogspot.com

GOOOOOODBYE MODERATION!
2013-02-13 03:16:04 PM
1 votes:

p51d007: How about giving up lint for Lent?

[www.feargod.net image 274x173]


www.feargod.net

I prefer to celebrate Lint and give up lent for Lint. I like to start by cleaning out my dryer real well.

/Ramen
//It's a practical celebration.
2013-02-13 03:13:07 PM
1 votes:
cdn3.socialnewsdaily.com
2013-02-13 03:06:59 PM
1 votes:

RevMark: I am going to try to abstain from wanting to slaughter every Abrahamic sky wizard believing piece of shiat because of all the wars, death, rape, ignorance, and bigotry that they have spread throughout human history.


Were you touched by an uncle?
2013-02-13 02:53:32 PM
1 votes:
I am going to try to abstain from wanting to slaughter every Abrahamic sky wizard believing piece of shiat because of all the wars, death, rape, ignorance, and bigotry that they have spread throughout human history.
2013-02-13 02:51:45 PM
1 votes:

p51d007: How about giving up lint for Lent?

[www.feargod.net image 274x173]


Glad you told me that was lint. I was packing up the bong and heading   out for your house.
2013-02-13 02:43:31 PM
1 votes:
Beating up gays and liberals.
2013-02-13 02:42:23 PM
1 votes:

shamalamadingdong: my seven year old son, who goes to catholic school, was asked what he would be giving up for Lent. He said, "video games". Then he came home and figured out that he just committed to 40 days without his favorite pastime. Right now, he's lawyering up for an appeal. He's gonna renegotiate with "chocolate", but is ready to sacrifice sweets altogether, should jesus and father adams push back on the issue.



ha, that's funny.  you should invoke the time-honored Brady Bunch EXACT WORDS, MARSHA! Doctrine.
2013-02-13 02:40:57 PM
1 votes:
I was going to give up my Catholicism, but I remembered that I already Lent it to someone and they never gave it back.  Meh, they can keep it.
2013-02-13 02:37:13 PM
1 votes:
Fish
2013-02-13 02:34:24 PM
1 votes:

revman64: Still trying to figure it out this year.  It will have to be something I didn't do today I guess...


Work?
2013-02-13 02:27:37 PM
1 votes:
That's me in the corner.  That's me in the spotlight, losing my religion.
2013-02-13 02:24:39 PM
1 votes:
Faberge eggs.
2013-02-13 02:23:00 PM
1 votes:
Swearing and lesbian porn.
2013-02-13 02:21:36 PM
1 votes:
The Pope
2013-02-13 02:21:16 PM
1 votes:
Boys.

s/  Father Pat
2013-02-13 02:19:52 PM
1 votes:

Nabb1: King cake.

/Probably going to be understood by a very small fraction of FARKers.

2013-02-13 02:14:42 PM
1 votes:
Hope.
2013-02-13 12:53:45 PM
1 votes:
It's not what I'm giving up, it's WHO I'm giving up: Freddie Coffee Bean, Q-Tip Tony, Pops Leo, Larry the Digger, Johnny Francona, Joey Banana Box, Petey Six-Wheels, Donny Ice, Russian John, and Doctor Three Lips.
2013-02-13 12:47:14 PM
1 votes:
Much like the Pope, I'm giving up my job for Lent.
2013-02-13 12:42:52 PM
1 votes:
It doesn't matter what I give up, it won't top Father Ratzinger's giving up of the Papacy.
2013-02-13 12:08:38 PM
1 votes:

James72: Remember, the first person to break their Lent promise loses a finger.


Too bad. I gave up fingers.
2013-02-13 11:45:55 AM
1 votes:
Totalfark, my subscription runs out at 5pm today
2013-02-13 11:37:11 AM
1 votes:
Cursing.
Cutting back on drinking.

I wanted to give up procrastination but I'll just do it next year.
2013-02-13 11:33:46 AM
1 votes:
Sniffing glue.

I hope this a good week to do it.
2013-02-13 11:32:53 AM
1 votes:
I thought I'd give up on trying to be a better person.

So it's back to the drinking, then making inappropriate advances to uninterested women.

/The difference is that I've been trying to to get drunk first.
2013-02-13 11:31:46 AM
1 votes:

ahab: I thought it was Ass Wednesday.


Only at the Monastery of St. Brian the Naughty.
2013-02-13 11:30:45 AM
1 votes:
Fapping.

Ok, fapping more than once a day.
2013-02-13 11:28:25 AM
1 votes:

JerseyTim: I'm never gonna give you up.


Never gonna let me down?
2013-02-13 11:27:27 AM
1 votes:
Dieting and sobriety.
2013-02-13 11:23:42 AM
1 votes:
Lent: the New Year's Resolution of the bible crowd.

/ usually about the same success rate
2013-02-13 11:22:13 AM
1 votes:
Crucifixions.
2013-02-13 11:22:06 AM
1 votes:
Pope Dracula
2013-02-13 11:21:27 AM
1 votes:
Sex.
2013-02-13 11:20:44 AM
1 votes:
Bizarre voodoo rituals or whatever this is.
 
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