rickythepenguin: miss diminutive: The pill.Hi, my name's ricky, I don't think we've been formally introduced!
JerseyTim: You.Just kidding. I'm never gonna give you up.
Current Resident: I'm giving up picking up women at JoAnn Fabrics to take home and choke me while I touch myself.
sufferpuppet: dv-ous: Sex with subby's mom.Come on now. You can't just quit that cold turkey.
p51d007: How about giving up lint for Lent?[www.feargod.net image 274x173]
RevMark: I am going to try to abstain from wanting to slaughter every Abrahamic sky wizard believing piece of shiat because of all the wars, death, rape, ignorance, and bigotry that they have spread throughout human history.
shamalamadingdong: my seven year old son, who goes to catholic school, was asked what he would be giving up for Lent. He said, "video games". Then he came home and figured out that he just committed to 40 days without his favorite pastime. Right now, he's lawyering up for an appeal. He's gonna renegotiate with "chocolate", but is ready to sacrifice sweets altogether, should jesus and father adams push back on the issue.
revman64: Still trying to figure it out this year. It will have to be something I didn't do today I guess...
Nabb1: King cake./Probably going to be understood by a very small fraction of FARKers.
James72: Remember, the first person to break their Lent promise loses a finger.
ahab: I thought it was Ass Wednesday.
JerseyTim: I'm never gonna give you up.
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