p51d007: How about giving up lint for Lent?[www.feargod.net image 274x173]
dv-ous: Sex with subby's mom.
Huck Chaser: I gave up Lent for Lent! I'm the first person to have ever thought of that! Haha!
lennavan: Certainly a lot less wars fought, which means resources we could allocate elsewhere. Like curing cancer and whatnot.
Solty Dog: I like to find out what people are giving up then tempt them with it. I really should get one of those Jon Lovitz devil costumes one of these years.
Burr: I'm sorry, was too busy inventing modern genetics to listen to you.
aaeko: Wife is pregnant, giving up sex.
lennavan: It's a lot easier to identify major scientific principles if you wildly fudge the data to drive a conclusion you totally think is true and it turns out you got lucky and were right later.
mugwump867: I'm still recovering from the shock of seeing so many people with smudges on their foreheads ambling about today. Moving to a heavily Catholic area from the godless Northwest has been interesting. Can't wait to see all the dirty looks I get when I slow smoke a brisket on Friday. The one good thing is all the fish sandwiches that have suddenly appeared on menus as I dig me some fried fish with lots of hot sauce.
dryknife: I heard that Christopher Dorner is going to quit smoking.
Seacop: I turned off my Facebook acct
miss diminutive: GOOOOOODBYE MODERATION!
Zombie Eater: Did somebody say Lint?[www.freewebs.com image 280x458]
Truth-In-Advertising: The Pope - Or did he give up poping for lent??
sufferpuppet: dv-ous: Sex with subby's mom.Come on now. You can't just quit that cold turkey.
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