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2013-02-13 02:37:05 PM  

rickythepenguin: Solid State Vittles: It's not what I'm giving up, it's WHO I'm giving up: Freddie Coffee Bean, Q-Tip Tony, Pops Leo, Larry the Digger, Johnny Francona, Joey Banana Box, Petey Six-Wheels, Donny Ice, Russian John, and Doctor Three Lips.


"And there was 'Jimmy Two Times', who got that name because he had a funny habit of saying everything twice."

/obscure?


Only if you have a really different definition of the word.
 
2013-02-13 02:37:13 PM  
Fish
 
2013-02-13 02:38:08 PM  
I think I'll order a pepperoni pizza on Friday.  You guys can't eat meat on Friday until the quacking rabbit shows up and lays an egg or something, right?
 
2013-02-13 02:38:41 PM  
Drew is giving up not celebrating Lent. Palpatine is announcing it tomorrow, we have our new pope.
 
2013-02-13 02:38:51 PM  

MadameX: High blood pressure.

No, really. It was only 120/64 today, lowest it's been in 15 years.


I'm sitting around 118/72.  It used to be around 180-200/120+

Reformed high blood pressure havers unite!
 
2013-02-13 02:40:45 PM  
Cigarettes.  I've been half-assed about quitting.  Let's see if Jeebus helps out.
 
2013-02-13 02:40:53 PM  
Subby, I'm giving up butt secks with your mom for a day.
 
2013-02-13 02:40:57 PM  
I was going to give up my Catholicism, but I remembered that I already Lent it to someone and they never gave it back.  Meh, they can keep it.
 
2013-02-13 02:42:23 PM  

shamalamadingdong: my seven year old son, who goes to catholic school, was asked what he would be giving up for Lent. He said, "video games". Then he came home and figured out that he just committed to 40 days without his favorite pastime. Right now, he's lawyering up for an appeal. He's gonna renegotiate with "chocolate", but is ready to sacrifice sweets altogether, should jesus and father adams push back on the issue.



ha, that's funny.  you should invoke the time-honored Brady Bunch EXACT WORDS, MARSHA! Doctrine.
 
2013-02-13 02:42:34 PM  
I was going to give up my ego, but then decided I'm awesome the way I am, and don't want to deprive the world of that.
 
2013-02-13 02:42:40 PM  

rickythepenguin: Solid State Vittles: It's not what I'm giving up, it's WHO I'm giving up: Freddie Coffee Bean, Q-Tip Tony, Pops Leo, Larry the Digger, Johnny Francona, Joey Banana Box, Petey Six-Wheels, Donny Ice, Russian John, and Doctor Three Lips.


"And there was 'Jimmy Two Times', who got that name because he had a funny habit of saying everything twice."

/obscure?



What do you mean obscure? Obscure how? What's obscure about it? How the fark is that obscure?
 
2013-02-13 02:42:49 PM  
Tolerance of religious types...
 
2013-02-13 02:42:56 PM  

MadameX: High blood pressure.

No, really. It was only 120/64 today, lowest it's been in 15 years.


Do you drink caffeinated beverages?
My BP was terrible, so I went cold turkey on the coffee.
BP went down dramatically.
 
2013-02-13 02:43:15 PM  
Caring.
 
2013-02-13 02:43:31 PM  
Beating up gays and liberals.
 
2013-02-13 02:43:50 PM  
alcohol!
 
2013-02-13 02:44:10 PM  
How about giving up lint for Lent?

www.feargod.net
 
2013-02-13 02:44:25 PM  

miss diminutive: Aren't you the guy who calls and breathes heavily into the phone while playing Taylor Swift in the background?


my kids have watched Sunday's lewis clark / "Mad Hatter"-themed Grammy performance of that "we are never getting back together song" 50 times if they've seen it once.

nothing like a 4 year old shouting WE ARE NEVER, EVER, EVER, GETTING BACK TOGETHER
 
2013-02-13 02:44:32 PM  
Things I am giving up for lent:

* Celibacy
* Moderation
* Sobriety
 
2013-02-13 02:44:36 PM  
I'm quitting quitting sniffing glue.
1.bp.blogspot.com
Aww, yeah. That's the ticket!
 
2013-02-13 02:45:59 PM  
Fark maybe?  Did I blow it already?  How does this work, when does it start?  If it was this morning well F it.
 
2013-02-13 02:46:33 PM  
Giving up extra stuff. Cleaning out the unwated stuff in my life and vowing to live simpler.
 
2013-02-13 02:48:01 PM  
Fish tacos this Friday. Shrimp jambalaya next week.

I'm sorry, I thought the question was What Are You Making For Lent?
 
2013-02-13 02:48:24 PM  

the-meter-man: What do you mean obscure? Obscure how? What's obscure about it? How the fark is that obscure?


I do a lotta favors for you, don't I?  can you believe, in this day and age, a Liter broad being prejudiced against me?

/the-meter-man, that was all the sacrament we had!  where's the rest of the sacrament, the-meter-man?  THE-METER-MAN!  That was all the sacrament we had!  Why did you do that, the-meter-man?!?!?  That was all the sacrament we haaaaaaaaaad!  THE-METER-MAN!
 
2013-02-13 02:51:13 PM  

rickythepenguin: Solid State Vittles: It's not what I'm giving up, it's WHO I'm giving up: Freddie Coffee Bean, Q-Tip Tony, Pops Leo, Larry the Digger, Johnny Francona, Joey Banana Box, Petey Six-Wheels, Donny Ice, Russian John, and Doctor Three Lips.


"And there was 'Jimmy Two Times', who got that name because he had a funny habit of saying everything twice."

/obscure?


"I'm gonna get the papers, get the papers."

Motherfather Chinese Dentist
 
2013-02-13 02:51:45 PM  

p51d007: How about giving up lint for Lent?

[www.feargod.net image 274x173]


Glad you told me that was lint. I was packing up the bong and heading   out for your house.
 
2013-02-13 02:52:36 PM  

Huck Chaser: I gave up Lent for Lent!  I'm the first person to have ever thought of that!  Haha!


Meh.  I gave up giving up Lent for Lent.  I'm just that meta.
 
2013-02-13 02:52:49 PM  

brantgoose: My New Year resolutions.


My New Years resolution was to drink and swear more.  No way I'm giving that up.
 
2013-02-13 02:53:32 PM  
I am going to try to abstain from wanting to slaughter every Abrahamic sky wizard believing piece of shiat because of all the wars, death, rape, ignorance, and bigotry that they have spread throughout human history.
 
2013-02-13 02:54:45 PM  
Nothing, because religion is stupid.
 
2013-02-13 02:57:01 PM  
smoking.  (plan on making it a permanent cessation, but i'm starting during lent because I'm pretty much partied out after mardi gras -- and during this time period, there really isn't anything going on until st patrick's day)
 
2013-02-13 03:00:54 PM  

espiaboricua: CheekyMonkey: Making fun of religious tards.

\OK, one of you tards is going to have to remind me when Lent begins...

Lent starts on the 31st of February.


Great!  That's my day off!
 
2013-02-13 03:01:55 PM  
I'm giving up pepper and egg sammiches
 
2013-02-13 03:03:10 PM  
SUbby's mom
 
2013-02-13 03:05:00 PM  

RevMark: I am going to try to abstain from wanting to slaughter every Abrahamic sky wizard believing piece of shiat because of all the wars, death, rape, ignorance, and bigotry that they have spread throughout human history.


Come on now, tell us how you really feel! And don't sugrarcoat it with any niceties this time!
 
2013-02-13 03:06:12 PM  

Current Resident: I'm giving up picking up women at JoAnn Fabrics to take home and choke me while I touch myself.


Fark that. I'd become a Jew before I did that.
 
2013-02-13 03:06:59 PM  

RevMark: I am going to try to abstain from wanting to slaughter every Abrahamic sky wizard believing piece of shiat because of all the wars, death, rape, ignorance, and bigotry that they have spread throughout human history.


Were you touched by an uncle?
 
2013-02-13 03:07:58 PM  
Cop killing.
 
2013-02-13 03:08:11 PM  
My belief is that Lent should have nothing to do with self-improvement. It should be plain, dumb sacrifice. In practice though, I usually don't do anything. This year, defying both my belief and practice, I am trying to not buy food*. This will benefit me by cleaning out my kitchen and saving me some money. The sacrifice is that I will be eating some grim stuff.
*for instance, I have a bunch of beans and some canned tomatoes, so I'll buy meat so I can make chili. I'll need some butter and milk and eggs in order to make things with other scraps I have lying around.
 
2013-02-13 03:08:51 PM  
I turned off my Facebook acct
 
2013-02-13 03:10:05 PM  
Moderation.
 
2013-02-13 03:10:08 PM  

No_47: [i.imgur.com image 240x167]


Yes, yes you are. Now don't you feel silly. The Catholic faith is the only one true faith the rest of you splitters are heretics.
 
2013-02-13 03:11:40 PM  
Hope for this year's Kentucky basketball team.

/better it happened this year than last
 
2013-02-13 03:12:49 PM  

shamalamadingdong: Yesterday, my seven year old son, who goes to catholic school, was asked what he would be giving up for Lent. He said, "video games". Then he came home and figured out that he just committed to 40 days without his favorite pastime. Right now, he's lawyering up for an appeal. He's gonna renegotiate with "chocolate", but is ready to sacrifice sweets altogether, should jesus and father adams push back on the issue.


Silly boy, he should just do what everyone else does, forget he said anything. This is what is wrong with the youth of today, they take their religious indoctrination much too seriously.
 
2013-02-13 03:13:02 PM  
Nothing,

I live so close to a Catholic church, I can literally hear the choir boys being raped.
 
2013-02-13 03:13:07 PM  
cdn3.socialnewsdaily.com
 
2013-02-13 03:13:41 PM  

TheGhostofFarkPast: lennavan: My ridiculous belief in a magical sky wizard.

This. I wish i could go to some alternate universe where God never existed and see how far advanced their society is. I bet those people have flying cars, jet packs, and part of the USS Enterprise built already.


/religion: dumbing us down since the dawn of time
//and touching your children inappropriately


upload.wikimedia.org
I'm sorry, was too busy inventing modern genetics to listen to you.
 
2013-02-13 03:14:07 PM  
Sex with subby's mom.
 
2013-02-13 03:15:44 PM  
Dolphin rape, manatees are slower and easier to catch.
 
2013-02-13 03:15:49 PM  
Nothing. If I wanted to make a personal sacrifice or lifestyle change, I wouldn't wait for some event to begin.
 
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