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2013-02-13 02:23:00 PM  
Swearing and lesbian porn.
 
2013-02-13 02:23:02 PM  
My ridiculous belief in a magical sky wizard.
 
2013-02-13 02:23:08 PM  
I'm giving up posting on Fark!

/waitaminute
//NOOOO!!!
 
2013-02-13 02:23:36 PM  
Observing Lent
 
2013-02-13 02:24:06 PM  
Listening to people try and tell me what God said. I'm pretty sure if God had something to say to me, they'd tell me directly instead of a watered down crazy ass version that comes out of some nut case interpreting the word.
 
2013-02-13 02:24:14 PM  
Lent already? Is Christmas in October this year?
 
2013-02-13 02:24:30 PM  
I gave up soda for New Years. I dropped like 12 pounds in the first month and still going. I'm a couch potato, and I need to break that habit for my own good, so for Lent, I'm going to break out my old bicycle and ride it every day.
 
2013-02-13 02:24:39 PM  
Faberge eggs.
 
2013-02-13 02:24:47 PM  

tricycleracer: for to


That's what I get for editing without a second preview.
 
2013-02-13 02:24:49 PM  
Same thing I give up for Lent every year.  Paczki.
 
2013-02-13 02:24:49 PM  
No way. I tried this last year. I'm not going to relent.
 
2013-02-13 02:24:58 PM  

Solid State Vittles: It's not what I'm giving up, it's WHO I'm giving up: Freddie Coffee Bean, Q-Tip Tony, Pops Leo, Larry the Digger, Johnny Francona, Joey Banana Box, Petey Six-Wheels, Donny Ice, Russian John, and Doctor Three Lips.



"And there was 'Jimmy Two Times', who got that name because he had a funny habit of saying everything twice."

/obscure?
 
2013-02-13 02:25:17 PM  
Was gonna give up wimmin but Scarlett Johansson begged me not to...
 
2013-02-13 02:25:30 PM  
The pill.

/wonder twin ovary powers: activate!
//shape of...paternity test
//form of...child support payments
 
2013-02-13 02:26:03 PM  
I should give up on Fark but I have terrible self control issues. I guess i'll just give up 24 hour orgies instead....
 
2013-02-13 02:26:13 PM  

lennavan: My ridiculous belief in a magical sky wizard.


This. I wish i could go to some alternate universe where God never existed and see how far advanced their society is. I bet those people have flying cars, jet packs, and part of the USS Enterprise built already.


/religion: dumbing us down since the dawn of time
//and touching your children inappropriately
 
2013-02-13 02:26:23 PM  

uncleacid: Lentils.


I had some last night.  they're really good for you but....yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeahhhh.......high fiber, if you catch my drift.  very high fiber.  unpleasantly high fiber.  *ahem*


My wife is giving up Facebook.  she did it last year too.  she of course said after easter, "it was kinda nice to be on it."
 
2013-02-13 02:26:54 PM  

lennavan: My ridiculous belief in a magical sky wizard.


hipster.
 
2013-02-13 02:27:02 PM  
I'm following in the Pope's footsteps and giving up religion for Lent.
 
2013-02-13 02:27:08 PM  
Soda and carbonated drinks

/kinda hard when your job has free sodas everyday as a perk
 
2013-02-13 02:27:32 PM  
Listening to my wife berate me for not giving anything up for lent.
 
2013-02-13 02:27:37 PM  
That's me in the corner.  That's me in the spotlight, losing my religion.
 
2013-02-13 02:28:04 PM  
lentils
 
2013-02-13 02:28:05 PM  

miss diminutive: The pill.


Hi, my name's ricky, I don't think we've been formally introduced!
 
2013-02-13 02:28:50 PM  
Wearing pants.
 
2013-02-13 02:28:51 PM  
Making fun of religious tards.

\OK, one of you tards is going to have to remind me when Lent begins...
 
2013-02-13 02:29:16 PM  
My Professionalism! fark YOU!
 
2013-02-13 02:29:28 PM  

Al_Ed: Sex.


A friend of mine gave up sex (including masturbation) for 40 days. She said towards the end, even simple kisses were electric again in a way they hadn't been since her teen years, when she was a virgin. After it was all over, boy did she slut it up. Bonus: orgies. Difficulty: lesbian.

\csb
 
2013-02-13 02:29:56 PM  
The Filet O Fish
 
2013-02-13 02:30:34 PM  
I WAS giving up TFD - until now, dammit.
Guess I'll switch it to sex & bathing.
 
2013-02-13 02:30:37 PM  
Primitive superstitions.
 
2013-02-13 02:30:44 PM  

DanZero: Wish the admin would give up greening TFD links for Lent. The unclean masses have not made their $5 purification rituals in which you are cleansed in alcohol and deemed worthy to be a true Farker


Yes, we're all breathlessly waiting to hear what you TF'ers had for lunch.

\and poop threads.
 
2013-02-13 02:30:45 PM  

CheekyMonkey: Making fun of religious tards.

\OK, one of you tards is going to have to remind me when Lent begins...


Lent starts on the 31st of February.
 
2013-02-13 02:31:13 PM  
cdn.stripersonline.com
 
2013-02-13 02:31:45 PM  
Nothing. The whole thing is stupid.
 
2013-02-13 02:31:55 PM  
Yesterday, my seven year old son, who goes to catholic school, was asked what he would be giving up for Lent. He said, "video games". Then he came home and figured out that he just committed to 40 days without his favorite pastime. Right now, he's lawyering up for an appeal. He's gonna renegotiate with "chocolate", but is ready to sacrifice sweets altogether, should jesus and father adams push back on the issue.
 
2013-02-13 02:31:58 PM  
Altar Boys
 
2013-02-13 02:32:21 PM  
My New Year resolutions.
 
2013-02-13 02:33:38 PM  
Searching for C. Dorner, POS.
 
2013-02-13 02:33:42 PM  
Still trying to figure it out this year.  It will have to be something I didn't do today I guess...
 
2013-02-13 02:34:11 PM  
I'm not even remotely Catholic, but I may still give up drinking "for Lent."  Really, it's just more of a "hey, why not stop boozing it up for 40 days" sort of thing.  I'm not worried that there's a God who's going to like me better for doing so, but I expect my liver will.
 
2013-02-13 02:34:24 PM  

revman64: Still trying to figure it out this year.  It will have to be something I didn't do today I guess...


Work?
 
2013-02-13 02:34:36 PM  

rickythepenguin: miss diminutive: The pill.

Hi, my name's ricky, I don't think we've been formally introduced!


Aren't you the guy who calls and breathes heavily into the phone while playing Taylor Swift in the background?

Cause that's cool.
 
2013-02-13 02:34:37 PM  

espiaboricua: CheekyMonkey: Making fun of religious tards.

\OK, one of you tards is going to have to remind me when Lent begins...

Lent starts on the 31st of February.


I thought it was the 32nd of February.
 
2013-02-13 02:34:39 PM  
Skydiving.
 
2013-02-13 02:35:18 PM  
This year, I gave up booze and sex.  I'm shooting for much longer than lent though.
 
2013-02-13 02:35:21 PM  
2nd amendment rights
 
2013-02-13 02:35:22 PM  

TheGhostofFarkPast: lennavan: My ridiculous belief in a magical sky wizard.

This. I wish i could go to some alternate universe where God never existed and see how far advanced their society is. I bet those people have flying cars, jet packs, and part of the USS Enterprise built already.


/religion: dumbing us down since the dawn of time
//and touching your children inappropriately


Certainly a lot less wars fought, which means resources we could allocate elsewhere.  Like curing cancer and whatnot.
 
2013-02-13 02:36:20 PM  
High blood pressure.

No, really. It was only 120/64 today, lowest it's been in 15 years.
 
2013-02-13 02:36:29 PM  

max_pooper: revman64: Still trying to figure it out this year.  It will have to be something I didn't do today I guess...

Work?


Good thought, until the direct deposit stops.  Try and explain that one to the mortgage company!
 
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