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2013-02-13 11:19:42 AM
I gave up Lent for Lent!  I'm the first person to have ever thought of that!  Haha!
 
2013-02-13 11:19:55 AM
Making New Year's resolutions.
 
2013-02-13 11:19:57 AM
Soda.
 
2013-02-13 11:20:06 AM
Catholicism
 
2013-02-13 11:20:16 AM
Not believing in God.

Oh wait.
 
2013-02-13 11:20:23 AM
The Doobie Brothers.
 
2013-02-13 11:20:26 AM
Moderation and self-denial
 
2013-02-13 11:20:39 AM
Sleep. That's right. 40 days of no sleep for yoop! It's gonna be awesome!
 
2013-02-13 11:20:41 AM
Huh...that was quick.
 
2013-02-13 11:20:44 AM
Bizarre voodoo rituals or whatever this is.
 
2013-02-13 11:21:27 AM
Sex.
 
2013-02-13 11:21:32 AM
Shaving.
 
2013-02-13 11:21:36 AM
Also, I've been waiting for an ash on the forehead thread in TFD already, but everyone is too busy submitting dick and fart threads.

/my dick is so big it gets its own ash on its forehead.
 
2013-02-13 11:21:59 AM
I like to find out what people are giving up then tempt them with it. I really should get one of those Jon Lovitz devil costumes one of these years.
 
2013-02-13 11:22:06 AM
Pope Dracula
 
2013-02-13 11:22:13 AM
Crucifixions.
 
2013-02-13 11:22:14 AM
I will continue to not smoke and drink. I figure that's good enough.
 
2013-02-13 11:22:43 AM

Al_Ed: Sex.


Hell, I think I think I've given this up for Lent, Birthdays, Christmas, Valentine's Day, Arbor Day, President's Day, Halloween, etc
 
2013-02-13 11:23:01 AM

basemetal: Also, I've been waiting for an ash on the forehead thread in TFD already, but everyone is too busy submitting dick and fart threads.

/my dick is so big it gets its own ash on its forehead.


I bet they have to burn two palms for CPs's forehead...
 
2013-02-13 11:23:02 AM
"The papacy"

-Benedict
 
2013-02-13 11:23:27 AM

Ponzholio: basemetal: Also, I've been waiting for an ash on the forehead thread in TFD already, but everyone is too busy submitting dick and fart threads.

/my dick is so big it gets its own ash on its forehead.

I bet they have to burn two palms for CPs's forehead...


Bah ha ha ha!
 
2013-02-13 11:23:42 AM
Lent: the New Year's Resolution of the bible crowd.

/ usually about the same success rate
 
2013-02-13 11:23:44 AM
I gave up guilt last year.  Best season of Lent ever.
 
2013-02-13 11:24:18 AM
I'm giving up picking up women at JoAnn Fabrics to take home and choke me while I touch myself.
 
2013-02-13 11:24:53 AM
Nothing.
 
2013-02-13 11:25:04 AM

Current Resident: I'm giving up picking up women at JoAnn Fabrics to take home and choke me while I touch myself.


So 40 days at the Pottery Barn instead?
 
2013-02-13 11:25:11 AM
...Actually, I usually commit myself to praying a rosary every day. I missed a couple days last year, but it usually works out pretty well.
 
2013-02-13 11:25:35 AM

Eutamias21: Not believing in God.

Oh wait.

 
2013-02-13 11:25:41 AM
TFD
 
2013-02-13 11:25:48 AM
You.


Just kidding. I'm never gonna give you up.
 
2013-02-13 11:26:09 AM

gunsmack: Current Resident: I'm giving up picking up women at JoAnn Fabrics to take home and choke me while I touch myself.

So 40 days at the Pottery Barn instead?


You know it, brotha.
 
2013-02-13 11:26:42 AM
Remember, the first person to break their Lent promise loses a finger.
 
2013-02-13 11:27:27 AM
Dieting and sobriety.
 
2013-02-13 11:27:38 AM
proselytism
 
2013-02-13 11:28:04 AM

JerseyTim: You.


Just kidding. I'm never gonna give you up.


Will you continue to let me down, though?
 
2013-02-13 11:28:25 AM

JerseyTim: I'm never gonna give you up.


Never gonna let me down?
 
2013-02-13 11:30:16 AM
Hunger
 
2013-02-13 11:30:45 AM
Fapping.

Ok, fapping more than once a day.
 
2013-02-13 11:30:47 AM
Oh, ASH?  I thought it was Ass Wednesday.
 
2013-02-13 11:31:03 AM
I'm not giving anything up.  I'm going to spend Lent in somber reflection on my actions and actively trying to become a better person.

Plus Imma gonna eat a metric shiatload of fried fish sandwiches.
 
2013-02-13 11:31:08 AM
I give up.  On everything.
 
2013-02-13 11:31:30 AM
I only actively participate in religious events when they involve me getting ham.
 
2013-02-13 11:31:46 AM

ahab: I thought it was Ass Wednesday.


Only at the Monastery of St. Brian the Naughty.
 
2013-02-13 11:32:32 AM
I'm going to give up selling anything, buying anything, or processing anything. I'm going to give up selling anything bought or processed, or buying anything sold or processed, or processing anything sold, bought, or processed, or repairing anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, for Lent, I'm giving that up.
 
2013-02-13 11:32:53 AM
I thought I'd give up on trying to be a better person.

So it's back to the drinking, then making inappropriate advances to uninterested women.

/The difference is that I've been trying to to get drunk first.
 
2013-02-13 11:33:36 AM

I May Be Crazy But...: I thought I'd give up on trying to be a better person.

So it's back to the drinking, then making inappropriate advances to uninterested women.

/The difference is that I've been trying to to get drunk first.


NOT to get drunk first.
 
2013-02-13 11:33:46 AM
Sniffing glue.

I hope this a good week to do it.
 
2013-02-13 11:36:13 AM
Cheese
 
2013-02-13 11:36:37 AM

Banned on the Run: Sniffing glue.

I hope this a good week to do it.


I hope you didn't pick the wrong week
 
2013-02-13 11:37:09 AM
Fast food and nicotine.
 
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