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(WFAA Fort Worth)   History teacher in hot water after lassoing student, leaving bruises around his neck. Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?   (wfaa.com) divider line 53
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2013-02-13 11:38:42 AM  
Texas? Yep. What a shock. I wonder if he got paddled afterwards.
 
2013-02-13 01:31:25 PM  
A history teacher was trying to teach lasso techniques used during cattle drives. He asked for student volunteers, and had them run... then tried to rope them.

"[The teacher] was visiting with the students, telling the students about how Cowboys would corral maverick steers back into the herd," explained Garland Independent School District spokesman Chris Moore.


Heh. I like the teacher. And why is this news?
 
2013-02-13 01:34:40 PM  
Those aren't bruises, they are slight abrasions.

How old is this kid, like 13? His dick probably looks worse after a long session in the bathroom.

Jesus, get a real problem.
 
2013-02-13 01:35:36 PM  
That's bad? Wait til they find out he's been branded.
 
2013-02-13 01:35:50 PM  
Interested...

He asked for student volunteers

No longer interested.
 
2013-02-13 01:37:37 PM  
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Approves...
 
2013-02-13 01:38:51 PM  
My HS history teacher had us phalanx JR high kids in the hall one day. Although he was a self righteous arse, it was a fun day in history class.
 
2013-02-13 01:39:06 PM  
Next week:  Catching game with spring-pole snares.

Okay - I need another student volunteer...
 
2013-02-13 01:39:16 PM  
At least he didn't drag him behind a pick-up truck or drag him to the closest tree.
SHEESH...
 
2013-02-13 01:39:49 PM  
Too bad kid wasn't black, that would have been epic.
 
2013-02-13 01:40:16 PM  
He volunteered!
 
2013-02-13 01:40:18 PM  
"Oh, my little snowflake volunteered to be a cow, and now I'm all in a tizzy because he got a rope burn".

Yawn. Reinstate the teacher and give him a medal for trying to make history fun and interesting. Obviously he is ebil for being creative!
 
2013-02-13 01:40:26 PM  
What is it a female teacher trying to capture him for sex?
 
2013-02-13 01:43:28 PM  
Great, the city next door, but it's schools are in the GISD.
 
2013-02-13 01:44:32 PM  
They can't believe this couldn't happen in a school? They should be glad everyone wasn't armed with guns. Someone would shoot at the "bad guy", then someone would shoot at the "good guy" thinking they were shooting a bad guy, then around and around it would go. A true lesson on the Wild West.
 
2013-02-13 01:45:31 PM  
Being a teacher/student thing, has the school ruled out the mark as being just a hickey?
 
2013-02-13 01:45:49 PM  
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/That is all.
//got worse then that just in indian burns on the playground
 
2013-02-13 01:46:09 PM  
He was just demonstrating how Jesus lassoed that velociraptor for the barbeque at the wedding where he turned water into Welch's grape juice.
 
2013-02-13 01:46:33 PM  
"Ok kids, today we learn what lynching is.  Billy, get a rope from the closet..."
 
2013-02-13 01:47:35 PM  
MY POOR LITTLE SNOWFLAKE!!!

Wait, it's Texas?  False alarm, everyone.
 
2013-02-13 01:48:40 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Cowboys would corral maverick steers back into the herd


i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-13 01:48:49 PM  
Sad. Fortunately public schools will die off soon, to be replaced by charter schools, home schooling, e-learning, etc., and brainless public school crap like this won't happen as much.
 
2013-02-13 01:55:03 PM  
Once the rope is around your neck you may want to stop running.
 
2013-02-13 01:55:12 PM  
The Garland ISD has launched an investigation and suspended the teacher, they say for precautionary reasons.

School officials just love to give suspensions. It's the magical cure-all!
 
2013-02-13 01:55:32 PM  

mark12A: Sad. Fortunately public schools will die off soon, to be replaced by charter schools, home schooling, e-learning, etc., and brainless public school crap like this won't happen as much.


If you're being sarcastic let me apologize in advance, but

...because charter schools, home schooling and e-learning have been so effective, right?
 
2013-02-13 01:58:06 PM  
Our crazy ass shop teacher used to make us jack up the cars (automotive) and put the front end on jack stands. Then, to show us how safe that was, he'd make us crawl underneath the car while he rocked it backed and forth trying to see if it would come off the stands. What a f*cking idiot. To this day I hate enclosed spaces.
 
2013-02-13 01:59:37 PM  
Not many people here into rope tricks or rope play, I take it.  If he had the students running and managed to drop a lasso on the fly around one of their necks he's probably pretty lucky this story doesn't end in 'confined to a wheelchair for the rest of his life'.
 
2013-02-13 02:01:33 PM  
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Dang it! I'm tryin' tuh learn y'all history here!
Stop fidgeting or I'll hog-tie ya!
 
2013-02-13 02:07:22 PM  

LowbrowDeluxe: Not many people here into rope tricks or rope play, I take it.  If he had the students running and managed to drop a lasso on the fly around one of their necks he's probably pretty lucky this story doesn't end in 'confined to a wheelchair for the rest of his life'.


Yes, im sure the teacher is a pro cattle wrangler in her spare time....
 
2013-02-13 02:08:10 PM  
I'm calling bullshiat.  I've been roped before.  Yes large quantities of rum and whiskey were involved.

Those don't look anything like the result of a real roping.  That leaves you missing skin and the scars stand out under a tan.
 
2013-02-13 02:09:03 PM  

macadamnut: He was just demonstrating how Jesus lassoed that velociraptor for the barbeque at the wedding where he turned water into Welch's grape juice.


The problem with Jesus is that he doesn't have a mana bar, all his manna falls from heaven.
 
2013-02-13 02:12:39 PM  

Sybarite: Interested...

He asked for student volunteers

No longer interested.


Exactly

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2013-02-13 02:14:29 PM  
Sounds like Lisa Simpson's crush, Mr. Bergstrom, got a bit carried away with the Old West history segment.

I think I'd sooner have him for the lesson on Copernicus and the heliocentric solar system.

Yes, Simpsons did it.

Maybe Fox really is turning into a hard-core pron channel very slowly. It's already hitting Fark standards of luridness.
 
2013-02-13 02:15:08 PM  
hellogiggles.com
 
2013-02-13 02:15:30 PM  

indarwinsshadow: Our crazy ass shop teacher used to make us jack up the cars (automotive) and put the front end on jack stands. Then, to show us how safe that was, he'd make us crawl underneath the car while he rocked it backed and forth trying to see if it would come off the stands. What a f*cking idiot. To this day I hate enclosed spaces.


Oh waah waah waah, I bet you never mis-align the jack when changing a tire. In fact I bet 100% of those who survived that class do it right. Memorable, innovative lessons and no-child-left-behind.
 
2013-02-13 02:17:04 PM  
Reality. Blurring slowly into Fox Infotainment.

Won't somebody please think of the children?
 
2013-02-13 02:19:10 PM  
Aha! Beat jtown to the Simpsons reference by the skin of my teeth! In your face!

Yeeeeee haw!
 
2013-02-13 02:23:27 PM  
Sounds like a pretty fun teacher.

GET HIM UP AGAINST THE WALL!
 
2013-02-13 02:26:57 PM  
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Not amused.
 
2013-02-13 02:27:49 PM  

Prof. Frink: indarwinsshadow: Our crazy ass shop teacher used to make us jack up the cars (automotive) and put the front end on jack stands. Then, to show us how safe that was, he'd make us crawl underneath the car while he rocked it backed and forth trying to see if it would come off the stands. What a f*cking idiot. To this day I hate enclosed spaces.

Oh waah waah waah, I bet you never mis-align the jack when changing a tire. In fact I bet 100% of those who survived that class do it right. Memorable, innovative lessons and no-child-left-behind.


Probably, but I still don't like crawling under the car to this day to put on an exhaust hanger or  change the downstream 02 sensor. I hate even changing the damn oil but I don't like other people messing with my car. Takes me half and hour to crawl 2 feet with the under side 2 inches from my nose.
 
2013-02-13 02:29:14 PM  

mark12A: Sad. Fortunately public schools will die off soon, to be replaced by charter schools, home schooling, e-learning, etc., and brainless public school crap like this won't happen as much.


Public schools are free child care for families with 2 working (or single) parents. It isn't going anywhere.
 
2013-02-13 02:31:03 PM  
I have GOT to stop reading these things first thing of the day. My eyeballs can't take the abuse, and I'm getting a dent in my head from banging them loose from the top of my skull.
 
2013-02-13 02:33:15 PM  
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2013-02-13 02:49:52 PM  

Prof. Frink: indarwinsshadow: Our crazy ass shop teacher used to make us jack up the cars (automotive) and put the front end on jack stands. Then, to show us how safe that was, he'd make us crawl underneath the car while he rocked it backed and forth trying to see if it would come off the stands. What a f*cking idiot. To this day I hate enclosed spaces.

Oh waah waah waah, I bet you never mis-align the jack when changing a tire. In fact I bet 100% of those who survived that class do it right. Memorable, innovative lessons and no-child-left-behind.


No child sure, but the teacher got left behind...under the car.

/squish!
 
2013-02-13 02:51:21 PM  

Calmamity: Those aren't bruises, they are slight abrasions.

How old is this kid, like 13? His dick probably looks worse after a long session in the bathroom.

Jesus, get a real problem.


More like rope burns. They hurt like the dickens, though.

/man up kid, I've had worse
//rub some dirt on it

JC
 
2013-02-13 03:06:54 PM  
Apparently Texas has the biggest pussies in America too.
 
2013-02-13 03:36:53 PM  
The district says the unnamed teacher feels badly and agreed to never use the lasso in class again.

Feels bad, not badly.
 
2013-02-13 03:37:22 PM  
Walker [TotalFark]


Texas? Yep. What a shock. I wonder if he got paddled afterwards.

Teachers unions contribute 95 percent of their funds to Democrats. Go ahead. blame "right wing" texas. It was a teacher/democrat.

// not that lynching black folk is anything new for democrats.
 
2013-02-13 04:38:05 PM  

Inflatable Rhetoric: The district says the unnamed teacher feels badly and agreed to never use the lasso in class again.

Feels bad, not badly.


Wrong.  "Badly" is an adverb modifying the verb "feels."  "Bad" is an adjective; adjectives modify nouns.
 
2013-02-13 05:16:17 PM  

OnlyM3: Walker [TotalFark]


Texas? Yep. What a shock. I wonder if he got paddled afterwards.
Teachers unions contribute 95 percent of their funds to Democrats. Go ahead. blame "right wing" texas. It was a teacher/democrat.

// not that lynching black folk is anything new for democrats.


Democrats haven't lynched blacks since they figured out how to get their vote.
 
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