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(Slate)   How people were anonymously snarky before the internet was invented   ( divider line 4
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10386 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Feb 2013 at 12:39 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-13 01:13:16 PM  
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When Celia comes, 'tis earthquake hour

The bed vibrates like kettledrums

It is a grand display of power

when Celia comes

When Celia farts, my hasty nose

Sniffs up the fragrance from her parts

Shamed are the violets and rose

when Celia farts.
2013-02-13 01:12:34 PM  
1 votes:

They didn't pull any punches back in the day. That is brilliant!
2013-02-13 12:53:18 PM  
1 votes:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I can't remember the rest
But your mother's a whore, Trebeck
2013-02-13 12:44:59 PM  
1 votes:
You're covered in cheetos
You don't wash your hair
The basement you live in
reeks of filth and despair
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