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lordaction
2013-02-13 01:13:16 PM
1 votes:
When Celia comes, 'tis earthquake hour
The bed vibrates like kettledrums
It is a grand display of power
when Celia comes
When Celia farts, my hasty nose
Sniffs up the fragrance from her parts
Shamed are the violets and rose
when Celia farts.
gweilo8888
2013-02-13 01:12:34 PM
1 votes:
Day-um!
They didn't pull any punches back in the day. That is brilliant!
FloydA
2013-02-13 12:53:18 PM
1 votes:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I can't remember the rest
But your mother's a whore, Trebeck
Ho-ho-ho-ho!
mesmer242
2013-02-13 12:44:59 PM
1 votes:
You're covered in cheetos
You don't wash your hair
The basement you live in
reeks of filth and despair
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