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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-02-13 11:09:06 AM
I nominate "penis receptor" if the other spouse is male.
 
2013-02-13 11:12:54 AM
AP is overruling the 9 states and the District of Columbia that have legal marriages for gay couples. AP says no.  They're not really marriages.
And what about foreign marriages?  Same-sex couples can marry in a growing number of countries now. AP has also decided that they're not really married either.
What business is it of the Associated Press to determine that it doesn't believe legally wed gay couples, in the US or abroad, are actually legally wed?


For fark's sake. Breathless pearl-clutching like this isn't helping.
 
2013-02-13 11:14:05 AM
Now there, my friends, is a genuinely sucky blog.
 
2013-02-13 11:22:49 AM
Umm...how about 'spouse'?
 
2013-02-13 11:25:35 AM

ZAZ: I nominate "penis receptor" if the other spouse is male.


I thought that was already the AP approved term for women.
 
2013-02-13 11:29:23 AM
I'm confused...I didn't read the AP memos to mean what the angry blogger seemed to think they meant...but I couldn't quite decide what they  actuallymeant.
 
2013-02-13 11:31:32 AM
Perhaps the AP could solve this issue by, oh I dunno, interviewing the people they're going to be discussing in their little news pieces?
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-02-13 11:40:57 AM
Seriously, it was amusing to see the Boston Globe deal with same sex marriage. The newspaper was pushing for it for years. And then it happened, and as recently as last year I was still seeing stories that avoided using "husband" for a man's male spouse.
 
2013-02-13 11:43:04 AM
I call my husband Pepito,  The Old Balls and Chain.
 
2013-02-13 11:53:59 AM
They should use "Top", "Bottom", "Dom" and "Sub"

The My Little Pony Killer: Perhaps the AP could solve this issue by, oh I dunno, interviewing the people they're going to be discussing in their little news pieces?


(She self identifies as a soft-butch)
 
2013-02-13 11:54:56 AM
Husband and Wife are antiquated terms, and should be discontinued, as are Mr. and Mrs.  Just use someone's name.  Example:  "John Smith, 87 of Farkistan is survived by his spouse, Joe/Jane Smith and their three children."

If you choose to refer to your same sex spouse as husband or wife, cool, but let's use a gender neutral description for public consumption.
 
2013-02-13 11:56:27 AM

The My Little Pony Killer: Perhaps the AP could solve this issue by, oh I dunno, interviewing the people they're going to be discussing in their little news pieces?


According to TFA, that's their revised policy in response to the uproar:

SAME-SEX COUPLES: We were asked how to report about same-sex couples who call themselves "husband" and "wife." Our view is that such terms may be used in AP content if those involved have regularly used those terms ("Smith is survived by his husband, John Jones") or in quotes attributed to them. Generally AP uses couples or partners to describe people in civil unions or same-sex marriages.

It still raises the question why AP doesn't feel the need to interview straight married couples about their preferred terms or why a same-sex couple would ever get married if they didn't want to be called husband/wife.
 
2013-02-13 12:08:42 PM

Lumpmoose: The My Little Pony Killer: Perhaps the AP could solve this issue by, oh I dunno, interviewing the people they're going to be discussing in their little news pieces?

According to TFA, that's their revised policy in response to the uproar:

SAME-SEX COUPLES: We were asked how to report about same-sex couples who call themselves "husband" and "wife." Our view is that such terms may be used in AP content if those involved have regularly used those terms ("Smith is survived by his husband, John Jones") or in quotes attributed to them. Generally AP uses couples or partners to describe people in civil unions or same-sex marriages.

It still raises the question why AP doesn't feel the need to interview straight married couples about their preferred terms or why a same-sex couple would ever get married if they didn't want to be called husband/wife.


I assumed the issue was that in some same sex couples, both partners identify as husbands, or wives. And in the real world, AP isn't going to be able to determine the preference of everyone in every story. "Husband" and "wife" seem like they should be relegated to informal use and kept out of journalism anyway.
 
2013-02-13 12:24:31 PM

someonelse: Lumpmoose: The My Little Pony Killer: Perhaps the AP could solve this issue by, oh I dunno, interviewing the people they're going to be discussing in their little news pieces?

According to TFA, that's their revised policy in response to the uproar:

SAME-SEX COUPLES: We were asked how to report about same-sex couples who call themselves "husband" and "wife." Our view is that such terms may be used in AP content if those involved have regularly used those terms ("Smith is survived by his husband, John Jones") or in quotes attributed to them. Generally AP uses couples or partners to describe people in civil unions or same-sex marriages.

It still raises the question why AP doesn't feel the need to interview straight married couples about their preferred terms or why a same-sex couple would ever get married if they didn't want to be called husband/wife.

I assumed the issue was that in some same sex couples, both partners identify as husbands, or wives. And in the real world, AP isn't going to be able to determine the preference of everyone in every story. "Husband" and "wife" seem like they should be relegated to informal use and kept out of journalism anyway.


That's fine if they ditch the husband/wife terms for opposite-sex married couples as well.  All they need is consistency.
 
2013-02-13 12:25:21 PM
From TFA: Now AP has a ban on the terms husband and wife for gay couples unless the couples use the term about themselves.

I'm ok with this. As a matter of fact, I think they should expand this policy to straight couples, not force homosexual couples to identify as "husband" and "wife".

Though the best option, as said above, would be to just get rid of the terms.
 
2013-02-13 12:26:08 PM
Gaymates?
 
2013-02-13 12:34:39 PM
*sigh*
 
2013-02-13 12:59:58 PM
I believe dehumanizing the subject is one of the first rules of propaganda.
 
2013-02-13 01:03:40 PM
Paging Dr. Suess.
 
2013-02-13 01:41:55 PM
I dont think that they are trying to be dicks.

They are trying to be "politically correct" because they dont want to upset readers.

We havent had this kind of national discourse yet as we have been more worried about getting it legalized than going into absolute detail.
 
2013-02-13 01:58:47 PM
I can't stand people calling me and my husband 'partners' - I know they're trying to be polite but we don't own a damn law firm and if we did we'd live in a much nicer house and I'd be in shape from chasing ambulances.

What really pisses me off is when old crusty lesbians or old queen gay men refer to their 'partner' - eff that. If you want marriage equality but then don't want to use 'straight people terms' then screw you and shut up.

**off soapbox**
 
2013-02-13 01:59:48 PM
Let me get this straight. The Associated Press is attempting to ask people what they prefer to be called, so they are able to print things as accurately as possible. If they are unsure, they're to use the generic term "partner." If the couple uses the terms "husband" or "wife," then they're okay to print.

It sounds to me like they don't want to go printing things without verifying first. What's the problem?
 
2013-02-13 02:05:50 PM

Ennuipoet: Husband and Wife are antiquated terms, and should be discontinued, as are Mr. and Mrs.  Just use someone's name.  Example:  "John Smith, 87 of Farkistan is survived by his spouse, Joe/Jane Smith and their three children."

If you choose to refer to your same sex spouse as husband or wife, cool, but let's use a gender neutral description for public consumption.


I don't like it.
 
2013-02-13 02:08:41 PM
My sister-in-law is married to a woman. They are vehemently opposed to describing each other as "wives".
I do not think they are unique among lesbians in this.

Call people what they want to be called. It's not as hard as it sounds.
 
2013-02-13 02:16:39 PM

gopher321: Umm...how about 'spouse'?


that's what I was thinking....seems like a pretty neutral term.
 
2013-02-13 02:18:31 PM

slayer199: gopher321: Umm...how about 'spouse'?

that's what I was thinking....seems like a pretty neutral term.


I'm okay with that, too. I just wouldn't want to go firing off "husband" or "wife" unless I was sure that was the preferred nomenclature of the couple.
 
2013-02-13 02:42:09 PM
Can we just start wearing plain gray Snuggies and have everything taste like plain vanilla already? That way no one will ever be offended again
 
2013-02-13 02:42:32 PM

kid_icarus: I'm confused...I didn't read the AP memos to mean what the angry blogger seemed to think they meant...but I couldn't quite decide what they  actuallymeant.


AP generally doesn't know what they mean 80% of the time anyway.
 
2013-02-13 02:45:04 PM

ZAZ: I nominate "penis receptor" if the other spouse is male.


why would that not apply to a female too?
 
2013-02-13 02:45:12 PM
Who are these people? Are they fellow humans?
 
2013-02-13 02:46:18 PM

Onkel Buck: Can we just start wearing plain gray Snuggies and have everything taste like plain vanilla already? That way no one will ever be offended again


Hey, I like the color grey and the taste of vanilla. Are you suggesting my tastes are bland? I take offense to that!
 
2013-02-13 02:46:41 PM
Homosexual marriage is pursued as a means to an end. Homosexuals, by an exceedingly large margin, do not wish to get married or to form civil unions. Rather, they want to be accepted as normal. Their hope is that public approval of homosexuality will follow the legal establishment of homosexual marriages.
 
2013-02-13 02:47:42 PM
"Don't you see that the whole aim of Newspeak is to narrow the range of thought?  Every concept that can ever be needed will be expressed by eactly one word, with its meaning rigidly defined and all its subsidiary meanings rubbed out and forgotten. . . ."
 
2013-02-13 02:47:42 PM

GreenAdder: slayer199: gopher321: Umm...how about 'spouse'?

that's what I was thinking....seems like a pretty neutral term.

I'm okay with that, too. I just wouldn't want to go firing off "husband" or "wife" unless I was sure that was the preferred nomenclature of the couple.


Chinaman is still not okay though.
 
2013-02-13 02:49:00 PM
FTFA  Because AP doesn't think gay marriages are legit, and certainly not equal to straight marriages.

The news service every wingnut out there calls a liberal pawn somehow doesn't think gay marriages are legit?  That's a stretch.

/bitter gheys annoy me
//GLAAD annoys me more
 
2013-02-13 02:49:57 PM
Flora and Fauna?
 
2013-02-13 02:50:01 PM

letrole: Homosexual marriage is pursued as a means to an end. Homosexuals, by an exceedingly large margin, do not wish to get married or to form civil unions. Rather, they want to be accepted as normal. Their hope is that public approval of homosexuality will follow the legal establishment of homosexual marriages.


Aw!  I haven't seen a post from you in a while.  I so missed you!
 
2013-02-13 02:50:24 PM
Ennuipoet: " let's use a gender neutral description for public consumption. "

Why do you hate Jesus, America and the Free Market?
 
2013-02-13 02:51:48 PM

letrole: Homosexual marriage is pursued as a means to an end. Homosexuals, by an exceedingly large margin, do not wish to get married or to form civil unions. Rather, they want to be accepted as normal. Their hope is that public approval of homosexuality will follow the legal establishment of homosexual marriages.


Clever, monsieur Le Trôle. Somebody's gonna fall for this one.
 
2013-02-13 02:52:10 PM
How about Hump-buddies snd Love-lickers?
 
2013-02-13 02:53:36 PM

bryen: I can't stand people calling me and my husband 'partners' - I know they're trying to be polite but we don't own a damn law firm and if we did we'd live in a much nicer house and I'd be in shape from chasing ambulances.

What really pisses me off is when old crusty lesbians or old queen gay men refer to their 'partner' - eff that. If you want marriage equality but then don't want to use 'straight people terms' then screw you and shut up.

**off soapbox**


crimsonaudio.net

Face it, we're all different. I knew one guy that took on his wife's last name when he married. Everyone's different, and the AP is trying not to offend (and end up in court with lawsuits). Spouse is acceptable, or partner, for both hetero and homo couples. If it comes out that you call them something else, no one should pay any mind to it. It's not a ban when they'll post it right, after an interview.
 
2013-02-13 02:55:31 PM

Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: Onkel Buck: Can we just start wearing plain gray Snuggies and have everything taste like plain vanilla already? That way no one will ever be offended again

Hey, I like the color grey and the taste of vanilla. Are you suggesting my tastes are bland? I take offense to that!



*facepalm* I should have known better, there is always some level of whiney biatch out there. Well played my friend, well played.

/If you're offended, that means you are right!
 
2013-02-13 02:56:19 PM
wifenoun 1. a married woman, especially when considered in relation to her partner in marriage.
 
2013-02-13 02:56:56 PM
Since tfa didn't mention what AP stands for until over 2/3 of the way through, I went ahead interpreted it as Ass Pirate until that point.
 
2013-02-13 02:57:04 PM
In Canada, most documents and stuff says "spouse". It works!

//I don't know what the French equivalent is, but I know it's a pain in the ass to get married as a heterosexual couple in Quebec, so who the hell knows what La Belle Province gets up to.
 
2013-02-13 02:57:14 PM

Ennuipoet: Husband and Wife are antiquated terms, and should be discontinued, as are Mr. and Mrs.  Just use someone's name.  Example:  "John Smith, 87 of Farkistan is survived by his spouse, Joe/Jane Smith and their three children."

If you choose to refer to your same sex spouse as husband or wife, cool, but let's use a gender neutral description for public consumption.


This.

I have a couple of gay and lesbian friends who feel the same way as you about gender depiction in print. I have one gay friend who reacts more like the article writer on things like this, but he struggled a lot more with coming out than my other friends. Not sure if that has anything to do with it though.
 
2013-02-13 02:57:35 PM

Ennuipoet: Husband and Wife are antiquated terms, and should be discontinued, as are Mr. and Mrs.


OK, it's thread jacking, ranting, bone picking time.
I got robbed.  I expected that I would grow up and people would call me "Mr. D" instead the neighborhood children call me Mike.  The best I've gotten is Mr. Mike.  I don't even call my boss by his last name.  This is crap.  Where's the respect? Where's the dignity? I can't be the one guy walking around calling everyone "Mister" I'll look like a psychopath or a sailer with PTSD.

"Mr. D" was not my father, my father delivered pizzas and smoked pot.  I want to be an ADULT.  I don't want to wear t-shirts and shorts and converse all stars.  I want to wear slacks and button up shirts and leather shoes that don't wear out in 6 months.

I file my phone bill.  I shop for insurance.  I have a mortgage.  I fret over my 401K.  What is so WRONG with that?  Why do people feel the need to dress like a Kevin Smith movie extra and insist I call them "Steve"?  Good God man, you're an attorney.  Put a tie on.  -And not the one with skulls and crossbones on it.

/get off my lawn
 
2013-02-13 02:59:23 PM
Spouse ought to do just fine. Unmarried but definitely connected straight couples seem to use "partner" or other options. When you quote, use the words used by the person quoted unless they are inherently offensive or rude.

Bureaucrats can say "equivalent to married partner" or "spouse".
 
2013-02-13 02:59:52 PM

ZAZ: I nominate "penis receptor" if the other spouse is male.


What if he's a bottom
 
2013-02-13 02:59:53 PM
My way's better. I never purposely try to offend anyone, but I also don't care if anyone gets offended because I haven't done the appropriate level of "research".
 
2013-02-13 03:01:06 PM
directv.images.cust.footprint.net

mike_d85: I expected that I would grow up and people would call me "Mr. D" instead the neighborhood children call me Mike.



Awwwww, come on, Mishter D!
 
2013-02-13 03:01:58 PM

HortusMatris: Since tfa didn't mention what AP stands for until over 2/3 of the way through, I went ahead interpreted it as Ass Pirate until that point.


That's not a very nice thing to call the Associated Penii
 
2013-02-13 03:02:34 PM

mike_d85: Ennuipoet: Husband and Wife are antiquated terms, and should be discontinued, as are Mr. and Mrs.

OK, it's thread jacking, ranting, bone picking time.
I got robbed.  I expected that I would grow up and people would call me "Mr. D" instead the neighborhood children call me Mike.  The best I've gotten is Mr. Mike.  I don't even call my boss by his last name.  This is crap.  Where's the respect? Where's the dignity? I can't be the one guy walking around calling everyone "Mister" I'll look like a psychopath or a sailer with PTSD.

"Mr. D" was not my father, my father delivered pizzas and smoked pot.  I want to be an ADULT.  I don't want to wear t-shirts and shorts and converse all stars.  I want to wear slacks and button up shirts and leather shoes that don't wear out in 6 months.

I file my phone bill.  I shop for insurance.  I have a mortgage.  I fret over my 401K.  What is so WRONG with that?  Why do people feel the need to dress like a Kevin Smith movie extra and insist I call them "Steve"?  Good God man, you're an attorney.  Put a tie on.  -And not the one with skulls and crossbones on it.

/get off my lawn


Mike D with the master plan?
 
2013-02-13 03:03:38 PM

gopher321: Umm...how about 'spouse'?


Works for marriages, may not work for civil unions that acknowledge only "domestic partners."

The problem with husband/wife is that such preferences may not be volunteered and asking may be considered offensive.

The AP's making the best of an awkward situation.  Blogger didn't think things through; just assumes everyone wants what he wants.
 
2013-02-13 03:05:47 PM

Ennuipoet: Husband and Wife are antiquated terms, and should be discontinued, as are Mr. and Mrs.  Just use someone's name.  Example:  "John Smith, 87 of Farkistan is survived by his spouse, Joe/Jane Smith and their three children."

If you choose to refer to your same sex spouse as husband or wife, cool, but let's use a gender neutral description for public consumption.


www.asimfiction.com
 
2013-02-13 03:06:32 PM

Krieghund: My sister-in-law is married to a woman. They are vehemently opposed to describing each other as "wives".
I do not think they are unique among lesbians in this.

Call people what they want to be called. It's not as hard as it sounds.


No, I will not refer to anyone's raggedy doink as "HUSBEAR," tyvm, and imagine if the furries had their say... the AP Stylebook would be longer than the collected works of Proust.
 
2013-02-13 03:06:50 PM
Neil and Bob
No that's not their name, that's what they do.
 
2013-02-13 03:10:08 PM

The All-Powerful Atheismo: ZAZ: I nominate "penis receptor" if the other spouse is male.

What if he's a bottom


I think you mean what if he's a top - bottom would be the receptor.
 
2013-02-13 03:12:00 PM

bryen: I can't stand people calling me and my husband 'partners' - I know they're trying to be polite but we don't own a damn law firm and if we did we'd live in a much nicer house and I'd be in shape from chasing ambulances.

What really pisses me off is when old crusty lesbians or old queen gay men refer to their 'partner' - eff that. If you want marriage equality but then don't want to use 'straight people terms' then screw you and shut up.

**off soapbox**


The term "partner" always struck me as one that was pointedly different.  Generally, I'm all for calling people what they want to be called (except in the really weird and strange situation that someone wants to be called a slur, like Sam Jackson insisting that reporter use the n-word) but seems to me that if a guy is married to a guy, they're each other's husband.
 
2013-02-13 03:13:36 PM

letrole: Homosexual marriage is pursued as a means to an end. Homosexuals, by an exceedingly large margin, do not wish to get married or to form civil unions. Rather, they want to be accepted as normal. Their hope is that public approval of homosexuality will follow the legal establishment of homosexual marriages.


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-02-13 03:15:09 PM
**off soapbox**

[crimsonaudio.net image 299x223]

Face it, we're all different. I knew one guy that took on his wife's last name when he married. Everyone's different, and the AP is trying not to offend (and end up in court with lawsuits). Spouse is acceptable, or partner, for both hetero and homo couples. If it comes out that you call them something else, no one should pay any mind to it. It's not a ban when they'll post it right, after an interview.


I agree - but I also think there is an evolution on things. There's the 'new gay' and then the old legion of gays who think they blazed trails and made the world a great place for the next generation. I'm of the school that they made it worse and established all of the stereotypes. AOL was what blazed trails for us to be more out, not some old queen who is desperate to hold on to the separatist ideas of their early days. They can take their lifemate/ friend / partner / roomate and skip the marriage thing if they think calling it what the rest of society calls it isn't good enough for them.
 
2013-02-13 03:16:21 PM

mike_d85: Ennuipoet: Husband and Wife are antiquated terms, and should be discontinued, as are Mr. and Mrs.

OK, it's thread jacking, ranting, bone picking time.
I got robbed.  I expected that I would grow up and people would call me "Mr. D" instead the neighborhood children call me Mike.  The best I've gotten is Mr. Mike.  I don't even call my boss by his last name.  This is crap.  Where's the respect? Where's the dignity? I can't be the one guy walking around calling everyone "Mister" I'll look like a psychopath or a sailer with PTSD.

"Mr. D" was not my father, my father delivered pizzas and smoked pot.  I want to be an ADULT.  I don't want to wear t-shirts and shorts and converse all stars.  I want to wear slacks and button up shirts and leather shoes that don't wear out in 6 months.

I file my phone bill.  I shop for insurance.  I have a mortgage.  I fret over my 401K.  What is so WRONG with that?  Why do people feel the need to dress like a Kevin Smith movie extra and insist I call them "Steve"?  Good God man, you're an attorney.  Put a tie on.  -And not the one with skulls and crossbones on it.

/get off my lawn


If it makes you feel better, I insist that my (3 year old) daughter use "Mr. Lastname" when referring to adults other than her actual aunts, uncles, and godfather.
 
2013-02-13 03:18:00 PM
I don't think there is any way to refer to two married dues or two married chicks that won't offend SOMEONE.
 
2013-02-13 03:18:58 PM

Frank N Stein: Ennuipoet: Husband and Wife are antiquated terms, and should be discontinued, as are Mr. and Mrs.  Just use someone's name.  Example:  "John Smith, 87 of Farkistan is survived by his spouse, Joe/Jane Smith and their three children."

If you choose to refer to your same sex spouse as husband or wife, cool, but let's use a gender neutral description for public consumption.

I don't like it.


What's not to like? Newspapers and legal documents use a certain formalized language, and "spouse" as a catch-all term seems perfectly appropriate.

Ennuipoet is laying it on a bit heavy if s/he thinks 'antiquated' titles should be phased out entirely, so I'll agree that far.
 
2013-02-13 03:19:32 PM
What business is it of the Associated Press to determine that it doesn't believe legally wed gay couples, in the US or abroad, are actually legally wed?


What business of yours is it what the AP decides to do? They don't "determine" anything. They don't abrogate a marriage with their verbage.

Wayyyyyy too much complaining here. Just say "I think the AP sucks for doing this" but don't claim that they are having an actual effect on gay marriages.

That's as stupid as claiming gay marriages are "ruining" marriage for other people.
 
2013-02-13 03:19:40 PM
I wish I the AP put out a newspaper or magazine, that would be a worthy periodical.
 
2013-02-13 03:20:41 PM
well, they are being factually-correct since the actual definition of marriage is only between a male and female
 
2013-02-13 03:21:52 PM

Onkel Buck: Can we just start wearing plain gray Snuggies and have everything taste like plain vanilla already? That way no one will ever be offended again


Timmy did it.

images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-02-13 03:22:41 PM
www.mememaker.net
 
2013-02-13 03:24:49 PM

Hickory-smoked: Ennuipoet is laying it on a bit heavy if s/he thinks 'antiquated' titles should be phased out entirely, so I'll agree that far.


I am not saying people should not refer to themselves in any way they choose, just the formal title in publications and legal forms.  People are identified by names, numbers, DNA, finger prints and pin numbers, do we need a Mr, Ms, or Mrs to clarify.

Exceptions of course for earned Honorariums for professional designations.  You worked/paid for them.
 
2013-02-13 03:28:37 PM
www.disciplebuilding.org
 
2013-02-13 03:32:14 PM
Sorry, what the hell are we supposed to call them?  Top and Bottom?  Muncher and Munchee?

Stupid.
 
2013-02-13 03:32:45 PM

FatherChaos: [www.mememaker.net image 400x300]


i.minus.com

what about lesbians?
 
2013-02-13 03:36:01 PM

mike_d85: I got robbed.  I expected that I would grow up and people would call me "Mr. D" instead the neighborhood children call me Mike.  The best I've gotten is Mr. Mike.  I don't even call my boss by his last name.  This is crap.  Where's the respect? Where's the dignity?


If you need to force other people to use an honorific when they speak to you, then you have no dignity and will receive no respect.
 
2013-02-13 03:37:35 PM

Fark_Guy_Rob: I don't think there is any way to refer to two married dues or two married chicks that won't offend SOMEONE.


You can't do or say ANYTHING without offending SOMEONE. I don't understand why people try so hard; it's utterly futile.
 
2013-02-13 03:38:07 PM

kronicfeld: AP is overruling the 9 states and the District of Columbia that have legal marriages for gay couples. AP says no.  They're not really marriages.
And what about foreign marriages?  Same-sex couples can marry in a growing number of countries now. AP has also decided that they're not really married either.
What business is it of the Associated Press to determine that it doesn't believe legally wed gay couples, in the US or abroad, are actually legally wed?

For fark's sake. Breathless pearl-clutching like this isn't helping.


This. They're as bad as gun nuts with that crap
 
2013-02-13 03:38:47 PM

Ennuipoet: Hickory-smoked: Ennuipoet is laying it on a bit heavy if s/he thinks 'antiquated' titles should be phased out entirely, so I'll agree that far.

I am not saying people should not refer to themselves in any way they choose, just the formal title in publications and legal forms.  People are identified by names, numbers, DNA, finger prints and pin numbers, do we need a Mr, Ms, or Mrs to clarify.

Exceptions of course for earned Honorariums for professional designations.  You worked/paid for them.


MD is only real doctorate.
 
2013-02-13 03:39:22 PM

godxam: FatherChaos: [www.mememaker.net image 400x300]

[i.minus.com image 477x357]

what about lesbians?


Like anyone gives a shiat about dykes.
 
2013-02-13 03:39:59 PM

Theaetetus: mike_d85: I got robbed.  I expected that I would grow up and people would call me "Mr. D" instead the neighborhood children call me Mike.  The best I've gotten is Mr. Mike.  I don't even call my boss by his last name.  This is crap.  Where's the respect? Where's the dignity?

If you need to force other people to use an honorific when they speak to you, then you have no dignity and will receive no respect.


Says someone who wants us to believe that she is a male patent attorney.
 
2013-02-13 03:40:06 PM

Theaetetus: mike_d85: I got robbed.  I expected that I would grow up and people would call me "Mr. D" instead the neighborhood children call me Mike.  The best I've gotten is Mr. Mike.  I don't even call my boss by his last name.  This is crap.  Where's the respect? Where's the dignity?

If you need to force other people to use an honorific when they speak to you, then you have no dignity and will receive no respect.


Your reading comprehension is lacking.  He obviously ISN'T forcing anyone to do anything.
 
2013-02-13 03:42:11 PM
Now AP has a ban on the terms husband and wife for gay couplesunless the couples use the term about themselves. Is that AP's standard for straight couples too?  Only call straight people husband and wife if the couple calls themselves husband and wife?  I doubt it.

Really? THIS is the story? I think the issue here is that you have gay couples that refer to themselves and each other as husband and husband, and some that refer to each other as husband and wife. Similar situation with lesbian couples. Do you think just MAYBE that the AP is trying not to piss them off by referring to them the wrong way, or by referring to whomever might choose to identify as the wife as being the husband, and so on? Jesus, I really don't think this one is a plan to take down gay people, I really think it's them trying not to get it wrong from the beginning. With straight couples, it's a pretty safe bet that the woman will be referred to(And refer to herself as) the 'wife', and the man will be the 'husband', so that's why they don't check with a straight couple.
 
2013-02-13 03:43:36 PM

bryen: There's the 'new gay'


Is that the new show staring Joey Deshanel?
 
2013-02-13 03:44:03 PM

Theaetetus: mike_d85: I got robbed.  I expected that I would grow up and people would call me "Mr. D" instead the neighborhood children call me Mike.  The best I've gotten is Mr. Mike.  I don't even call my boss by his last name.  This is crap.  Where's the respect? Where's the dignity?

If you need to force other people to use an honorific when they speak to you, then you have no dignity and will receive no respect.


Imagine how much easier your life and work would be if you could understand what you read.
 
2013-02-13 03:44:05 PM

bryen: The All-Powerful Atheismo: ZAZ: I nominate "penis receptor" if the other spouse is male.

What if he's a bottom

I think you mean what if he's a top - bottom would be the receptor.


what if, you know, "the urge" hits, and you both want to be bottoms (or tops)?  do you flip a coin, rock paper scissors, keep a chart of whose turn is next?
 
2013-02-13 03:44:25 PM

mike_d85: I got robbed. I expected that I would grow up and people would call me "Mr. D" instead the neighborhood children call me Mike. The best I've gotten is Mr. Mike. I don't even call my boss by his last name.


www.blogcdn.com

Why am I calling you by your first names? I don't even know you. I still call my boss 'Mister' even though I've been working with him for seven years, but all of a sudden I walk in here and I'm calling you Rick and Sheila like we're in some kind of AA meeting and... I don't want to be your buddy, Rick. I just want a little breakfast?
 
2013-02-13 03:45:03 PM

kid_icarus: I'm confused...I didn't read the AP memos to mean what the angry blogger seemed to think they meant...but I couldn't quite decide what they  actuallymeant.


I think they actually meant that in this new enlightened age, different couples take on different traditional roles, and identify themselves in the relationships in different ways, and the AP is not going to jump to conclusions unless that is what the couple uses in their own description. In other words, I think the AP is trying NOT to offend anyone, and the blogger just wants to be offended.
 
2013-02-13 03:45:09 PM

Mikey1969: Really? THIS is the story? I think the issue here is that you have gay couples that refer to themselves and each other as husband and husband, and some that refer to each other as husband and wife. Similar situation with lesbian couples. Do you think just MAYBE that the AP is trying not to piss them off by referring to them the wrong way, or by referring to whomever might choose to identify as the wife as being the husband, and so on? Jesus, I really don't think this one is a plan to take down gay people, I really think it's them trying not to get it wrong from the beginning. With straight couples, it's a pretty safe bet that the woman will be referred to(And refer to herself as) the 'wife', and the man will be the 'husband', so that's why they don't check with a straight couple.


Says someone who is refers to himself as a male lesbian softbutch switch.
 
2013-02-13 03:46:28 PM
I'm gay, and frankly I hate the term 'partner'. I am not in a business relationship with my boyfriend. If we wind up married we will be husband and husband (we live in New York, so it is possible).
 
2013-02-13 03:46:52 PM
The plural of spouse is spice
 
2013-02-13 03:47:37 PM

meanmutton: Theaetetus: mike_d85: I got robbed.  I expected that I would grow up and people would call me "Mr. D" instead the neighborhood children call me Mike.  The best I've gotten is Mr. Mike.  I don't even call my boss by his last name.  This is crap.  Where's the respect? Where's the dignity?

If you need to force other people to use an honorific when they speak to you, then you have no dignity and will receive no respect.

Your reading comprehension is lacking.  He obviously ISN'T forcing anyone to do anything.


But he feels a need to. It's an unrealized need.

/don't throw around "durr ur reading comprehension is lacking" if you don't understand the difference between finite and infinitive verbs
 
2013-02-13 03:49:05 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: Perhaps the AP could solve this issue by, oh I dunno, interviewing the people they're going to be discussing in their little news pieces?


And that's why they said that they wouldn't use terms like 'husband' and 'wife', unless the people in thei pieces used those terms themselves to refer to their own relationship. Sounds like AP had it wrapped up before someone turned into an issue.
 
2013-02-13 03:49:58 PM

Krieghund: My sister-in-law is married to a woman. They are vehemently opposed to describing each other as "wives".
I do not think they are unique among lesbians in this.

Call people what they want to be called. It's not as hard as it sounds.


Actually, I think it is as hard as it sounds.  Somebody is offended about something in this country every 2.341 seconds.  Gets sort of tiresome after a while.
 
2013-02-13 03:50:54 PM
Puff: Words are evil. Are they not evil, these words we use? Hmm?

/Does anyone know the definition of simultagnosia?
 
2013-02-13 03:52:41 PM

GreenAdder: Let me get this straight. The Associated Press is attempting to ask people what they prefer to be called, so they are able to print things as accurately as possible. If they are unsure, they're to use the generic term "partner." If the couple uses the terms "husband" or "wife," then they're okay to print.

It sounds to me like they don't want to go printing things without verifying first. What's the problem?


Because it's a bit bizzare to say 'these two are married; therefore we will  not call them husband and wife\husband and husband\wife and wife'.

Kind of like how if I'm referring to a pair of siblings, it would be weird to say 'these two are siblings; therefore I will  not call them brother and sister, instead I will call them 'descendants of the same parentage'".
 
2013-02-13 03:54:41 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: Says someone who is refers to himself as a male lesbian softbutch switch.


Only on Tuesdays, the rest of the time, I just go by 'Charlie'.
 
2013-02-13 03:54:41 PM

Theaetetus: meanmutton: Theaetetus: mike_d85: I got robbed.  I expected that I would grow up and people would call me "Mr. D" instead the neighborhood children call me Mike.  The best I've gotten is Mr. Mike.  I don't even call my boss by his last name.  This is crap.  Where's the respect? Where's the dignity?

If you need to force other people to use an honorific when they speak to you, then you have no dignity and will receive no respect.

Your reading comprehension is lacking.  He obviously ISN'T forcing anyone to do anything.

But he feels a need to. It's an unrealized need.

/don't throw around "durr ur reading comprehension is lacking" if you don't understand the difference between finite and infinitive verbs


Good thing that your psychic powers tell you his feelings, then.
 
2013-02-13 03:54:55 PM
This is what happens when Rupert Murdoch gets to influence your "news" organization.
 
2013-02-13 03:54:58 PM
No one should be surprised at this.  AP has been a right-wing news service since at least the Reagan administration.
 
2013-02-13 03:58:02 PM

PsiChick: GreenAdder: Let me get this straight. The Associated Press is attempting to ask people what they prefer to be called, so they are able to print things as accurately as possible. If they are unsure, they're to use the generic term "partner." If the couple uses the terms "husband" or "wife," then they're okay to print.

It sounds to me like they don't want to go printing things without verifying first. What's the problem?

Because it's a bit bizzare to say 'these two are married; therefore we will  not call them husband and wife\husband and husband\wife and wife'.

Kind of like how if I'm referring to a pair of siblings, it would be weird to say 'these two are siblings; therefore I will  not call them brother and sister, instead I will call them 'descendants of the same parentage'".


Except fro when they DON'T WANT TO be called "husband/wife", but husband and husband or wife and wife. Then THEY would get all pissed off at the AP for not bothering to take into account their personal preferences before writing the story. Plenty here who have already chimed in that have their own preferences, their own pet peeves, or know someone who does. AP isn't staffed with psychics, what else are they supposed to do?
 
2013-02-13 03:58:51 PM

meanmutton: Theaetetus: meanmutton: Theaetetus: mike_d85: I got robbed.  I expected that I would grow up and people would call me "Mr. D" instead the neighborhood children call me Mike.  The best I've gotten is Mr. Mike.  I don't even call my boss by his last name.  This is crap.  Where's the respect? Where's the dignity?

If you need to force other people to use an honorific when they speak to you, then you have no dignity and will receive no respect.

Your reading comprehension is lacking.  He obviously ISN'T forcing anyone to do anything.

But he feels a need to. It's an unrealized need.

/don't throw around "durr ur reading comprehension is lacking" if you don't understand the difference between finite and infinitive verbs

Good thing that your psychic powers tell you his feelings, then.


It's amazing. That's twice you failed to fully read and understand the sentence. The first time, you skipped right to the fifth word. This time you skipped the first one. Is it some odd variety of ADHD that prevents you from reading a sentence from the beginning?
 
2013-02-13 04:05:10 PM

Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: letrole: Homosexual marriage is pursued as a means to an end. Homosexuals, by an exceedingly large margin, do not wish to get married or to form civil unions. Rather, they want to be accepted as normal. Their hope is that public approval of homosexuality will follow the legal establishment of homosexual marriages.

Clever, monsieur Le Trôle. Somebody's gonna fall for this one.


Heterosexual marriage is a means to an end: Men trade money and affection for sex, women trade sex and servitude for children and love. For the conservatives, it is solely a means to produce children, which is why  Roman Catholics often separated and went to his and her religious orders, just as some couples from India do to this day. No children, no marriage. In fact, a marriage could be dissolved for sterility or failure to perform the marital duties (including intercourse).

Homosexual marriage is an end in itself. It does not exist to produce children and very often neither partner enters into it for sex or economic support services. Like immigrants who freely choose a nationality, homosexuals are not essentially born into the state of couplehood. They are free agents. It is the native born who have no choice of being of x nationality by birth.

Many science fiction writers describe a future in which people live so long that marriage becomes obsolete. In the Victorian period, it made sense to stay married because the average marriage only lasted 11 years before death did you part. Tolerable even under unhappy conditions.

Eternal marriage is such a horrendous prospect that even Christians dissolve marriages at death. There is no marriage or giving in marriage in Heaven, as Scriptures put it. And Mormans apparently have the option of not bringing the old baggage to their future paradise at all, while Muslims and some others have traditionally believed that women do not have proper souls. So they have no more chance of Heaven than your dog has.

I believe that marriage is a contract, not a sacrament. God is only involved as a guarantor of oaths and a promoter of the collective good. All children are his children. Contracts are flexible instruments. They all have a purpose, but the purpose need not be the same in all contracts, nor do the parties have to be exactly the same, nor do the aims of the parties to the contract have to be the same, nor the interest of the state or other non-parties the same.

I'm theoretically OK with polygamy for this reason, although I think it is generally an injustice to women and to other men for a man to have more than his share of the wives, or to treat them like a Patriarch, which is to say, like cattle and property.

In summation, my attitude to the marital contract, with or without the blessings and curses of God as guarantor of the contract, is, to paraphrase a wiley Canadian politician on the subject of military conscription, "marriage if necessary, but not necessarily marriage"

Also, contracts are made to be broken if they fail in their purposes, so obviously straight couples who choose to not have children should logically be forced to divorce if having children is the true, primary or sole purpose of the marriage contract.

If a woman is barren, divorce. If a man is sterile, divorce. If they choose to be childless, divorce. If a man is castrated or impotent, divorce. If the couple is too old to have children safely, divorce. If one party is insane, brutal, unsafe to leave with the children, divorce. Instant, no fault divorce for everybody! Yaaaaaay!

Logic. Is there anything it can't do?
 
2013-02-13 04:05:16 PM
Liberals are funny
 
2013-02-13 04:06:13 PM

Theaetetus: meanmutton: Theaetetus: mike_d85: I got robbed.  I expected that I would grow up and people would call me "Mr. D" instead the neighborhood children call me Mike.  The best I've gotten is Mr. Mike.  I don't even call my boss by his last name.  This is crap.  Where's the respect? Where's the dignity?

If you need to force other people to use an honorific when they speak to you, then you have no dignity and will receive no respect.

Your reading comprehension is lacking.  He obviously ISN'T forcing anyone to do anything.

But he feels a need to. It's an unrealized need.

/don't throw around "durr ur reading comprehension is lacking" if you don't understand the difference between finite and infinitive verbs


I would actually call it a desire. If it were a need he would be forcing people to use the honorific, which he clearly isn't.
 
2013-02-13 04:08:31 PM
Re-reading my previous post, I note that I failed to point out that women sometimes trade sex for money. A major oversight. I correct the factual error now, but don't necessarily endorse the practice, seeing as marriage is bad enough without cupidity.
 
2013-02-13 04:09:25 PM
And men.

Let's not forget the men who marry for money. Still common despite the decline in the giving of doweries in the West.
 
2013-02-13 04:10:59 PM

Theaetetus: It's amazing. That's twice you failed to fully read and understand the sentence. The first time, you skipped right to the fifth word. This time you skipped the first one. Is it some odd variety of ADHD that prevents you from reading a sentence from the beginning?


I think your gender transition therapist should adjust your testosterone levels. It seems to be stuck on "asshole".
 
2013-02-13 04:12:55 PM
bryen:I agree - but I also think there is an evolution on things. There's the 'new gay' and then the old legion of gays who think they blazed trails and made the world a great place for the next generation. I'm of the school that they made it worse and established all of the stereotypes. AOL was what blazed trails for us to be more out, not some old queen who is desperate to hold on to the separatist ideas of their early days. They can take their lifemate/ friend / partner / roomate and skip the marriage thing if they think calling it what the rest of society calls it isn't good enough for them.

Jesus, bitter much?  Ever occur to you that "some old queen" actually lived through decades of oppression and secrecy that caused this "separartist" idea you're knocking?  The stereotypes you refer to were in place long before Stonewall, and one of the major things that gay people had to contend with was the idea they weren't some perverted subculture and breaking that mold.  But you're right -- they can decide to skip the marriage thing, just like you can.  The difference is now you have that choice, thanks to those "old queens."
 
2013-02-13 04:14:21 PM

Mikey1969: PsiChick: GreenAdder: Let me get this straight. The Associated Press is attempting to ask people what they prefer to be called, so they are able to print things as accurately as possible. If they are unsure, they're to use the generic term "partner." If the couple uses the terms "husband" or "wife," then they're okay to print.

It sounds to me like they don't want to go printing things without verifying first. What's the problem?

Because it's a bit bizzare to say 'these two are married; therefore we will  not call them husband and wife\husband and husband\wife and wife'.

Kind of like how if I'm referring to a pair of siblings, it would be weird to say 'these two are siblings; therefore I will  not call them brother and sister, instead I will call them 'descendants of the same parentage'".

Except fro when they DON'T WANT TO be called "husband/wife", but husband and husband or wife and wife. Then THEY would get all pissed off at the AP for not bothering to take into account their personal preferences before writing the story. Plenty here who have already chimed in that have their own preferences, their own pet peeves, or know someone who does. AP isn't staffed with psychics, what else are they supposed to do?


That's not what people are commenting on. Society teaches you certain reflexive reactions; 'husband' or 'wife' is one of those reactions. It's one thing to say 'we aren't doing this because of complaints', but it's just weird to stop doing it without any reason.
 
2013-02-13 04:15:12 PM

xen0blue: well, they are being factually-correct since the actual definition of marriage is only between a male and female


You probably haven't been paying attention to the news for the past 5 or 10 years, but history is leaving you behind.
 
2013-02-13 04:18:25 PM

redmid17: Theaetetus: meanmutton: Theaetetus: mike_d85: I got robbed.  I expected that I would grow up and people would call me "Mr. D" instead the neighborhood children call me Mike.  The best I've gotten is Mr. Mike.  I don't even call my boss by his last name.  This is crap.  Where's the respect? Where's the dignity?

If you need to force other people to use an honorific when they speak to you, then you have no dignity and will receive no respect.

Your reading comprehension is lacking.  He obviously ISN'T forcing anyone to do anything.

But he feels a need to. It's an unrealized need.

/don't throw around "durr ur reading comprehension is lacking" if you don't understand the difference between finite and infinitive verbs

I would actually call it a desire. If it were a need he would be forcing people to use the honorific, which he clearly isn't.


See above - it's an unrealized need. He can feel a need to have a million dollars and two chicks at the same time, but that doesn't mean he's going to rob a bank or kidnap twins. I'd say that in this context, need, desire, and want are all equally applicable.
 
2013-02-13 04:21:26 PM
I don't get it, either.  What's wrong with the words "husband" and "wife"?  If your spouse is male, he's your husband.

Lately, I've been hearing some heterosexual people I know call their significant other "partner".
 
2013-02-13 04:24:16 PM
Beelzebubbles:

Jesus, bitter much?  Ever occur to you that "some old queen" actually lived through decades of oppression and secrecy that caused this "separartist" idea you're knocking?  The stereotypes you refer to were in place long before Stonewall, and one of the major things that gay people had to contend with was the idea they weren't some perverted subculture and breaking that mold.  But you're right -- they can decide to skip the marriage thing, just like you can.  The difference is now you have that choice, thanks to those "old queens."

Actually, not bitter, just able to recognize revisionist BS and manipulation. I don't follow the twisted and exaggerated rhetoric of old queens and egomaniacs like Michelangelo Signorile.

Did / do people suffer with repression? Sure. But liberation - it would have happened long ago if not for those old queens. They made things worse. They are doing their best now to retain control over their faux community and revising history to make themselves out to be heros. They did nothing to break the mold - instead they kept using that mold. Technology led to people being more out and being themselves and thus showed that we are just like everyone else. Sorry - not going to buy in to what some old queen wants me to believe.
 
2013-02-13 04:26:25 PM

meanmutton: seems to me that if a guy is married to a guy, they're each other's husband.


Ah, but can they be their own grandpas?
 
2013-02-13 04:26:30 PM

Mikey1969: kid_icarus: I'm confused...I didn't read the AP memos to mean what the angry blogger seemed to think they meant...but I couldn't quite decide what they  actuallymeant.

I think they actually meant that in this new enlightened age, different couples take on different traditional roles, and identify themselves in the relationships in different ways, and the AP is not going to jump to conclusions unless that is what the couple uses in their own description. In other words, I think the AP is trying NOT to offend anyone, and the blogger just wants to be offended.


Ok, yeah, that's the impression I had of it, too. It just seemed incredibly vague...they never seemed to come out and actually  saythat.

Having said that, I know a few same-sex married couples who don't like to use the 'husband' or 'wife' terms. I haven't heard them explain exactly why, but I would imagine some feel that those terms are too specific to gender roles in a traditional heterosexual marriage and don't fit their relationship.
 
2013-02-13 04:26:45 PM

Myria: I don't get it, either.  What's wrong with the words "husband" and "wife"?  If your spouse is male, he's your husband.

Lately, I've been hearing some heterosexual people I know call their significant other "partner".


Whenever I meet a new group of people (new job, etc.) I refer to my wife as my "life-partner".
When they finally meet her, there minds are totally blown because she's not a gay guy.
That's the nights I have to sleep on the couch.
 
2013-02-13 04:27:35 PM
Come live with me and be my love,
And we will some new pleasures prove
Of golden sands and crystal brooks
With silken lines, and silver hooks.
There's nothing that I wouldn't do
If you would be my POSSLQ.
You live with me, and I with you,
And you will be my POSSLQ.
I'll be your friend and so much more;
That's what a POSSLQ is for.
And everything we will confess;
Yes, even to the IRS.
Some day on what we both may earn,
Perhaps we'll file a joint return.
You'll share my pad, my taxes, joint;
You'll share my life - up to a point!
And that you'll be so glad to do,
Because you'll be my POSSLQ.


/props to Charles Osgood, and yeah, John Donne too
 
2013-02-13 04:31:07 PM

PsiChick: Mikey1969: PsiChick: GreenAdder: Let me get this straight. The Associated Press is attempting to ask people what they prefer to be called, so they are able to print things as accurately as possible. If they are unsure, they're to use the generic term "partner." If the couple uses the terms "husband" or "wife," then they're okay to print.

It sounds to me like they don't want to go printing things without verifying first. What's the problem?

Because it's a bit bizzare to say 'these two are married; therefore we will  not call them husband and wife\husband and husband\wife and wife'.

Kind of like how if I'm referring to a pair of siblings, it would be weird to say 'these two are siblings; therefore I will  not call them brother and sister, instead I will call them 'descendants of the same parentage'".

Except fro when they DON'T WANT TO be called "husband/wife", but husband and husband or wife and wife. Then THEY would get all pissed off at the AP for not bothering to take into account their personal preferences before writing the story. Plenty here who have already chimed in that have their own preferences, their own pet peeves, or know someone who does. AP isn't staffed with psychics, what else are they supposed to do?

That's not what people are commenting on. Society teaches you certain reflexive reactions; 'husband' or 'wife' is one of those reactions. It's one thing to say 'we aren't doing this because of complaints', but it's just weird to stop doing it without any reason.


You don't think there's a reason? Seriously, read just this board where people batch about being called "partners", "wives", a "couple", and then get back to me. Not every man in a relationship wants to be called the husband, not every woman wants to be called the wife, not every couple has a person who wants to be called the 'wife' simply because their spouse already claimed the title of 'husband'. If you think there is no complaining, you need to install cable TV in the rock you live under.
 
2013-02-13 04:31:59 PM

Fano


The plural of spouse is spice


OMG... That means the SPICE GIRLS WERE ALL MARRIED TO EACH OTHER! This changes everything!

Wait. No, it doesn't. NM.
 
2013-02-13 04:35:18 PM

Theaetetus: redmid17: Theaetetus: meanmutton: Theaetetus: mike_d85: I got robbed.  I expected that I would grow up and people would call me "Mr. D" instead the neighborhood children call me Mike.  The best I've gotten is Mr. Mike.  I don't even call my boss by his last name.  This is crap.  Where's the respect? Where's the dignity?

If you need to force other people to use an honorific when they speak to you, then you have no dignity and will receive no respect.

Your reading comprehension is lacking.  He obviously ISN'T forcing anyone to do anything.

But he feels a need to. It's an unrealized need.

/don't throw around "durr ur reading comprehension is lacking" if you don't understand the difference between finite and infinitive verbs

I would actually call it a desire. If it were a need he would be forcing people to use the honorific, which he clearly isn't.

See above - it's an unrealized need. He can feel a need to have a million dollars and two chicks at the same time, but that doesn't mean he's going to rob a bank or kidnap twins. I'd say that in this context, need, desire, and want are all equally applicable.


I don't think all those words are applicable unless you want to insert "unrealized" in before need, in which case you're basically saying want or desire. He clearly doesn't need it. It's not killing him and he's not forcing anyone to do it. You're reading too much into it, far too much.
 
2013-02-13 04:37:00 PM

Onkel Buck: Can we just start wearing plain gray Snuggies and have everything taste like plain vanilla already? That way no one will ever be offended again


as a child i was repeatedly raped by vanilla, and severely beaten with snuggies filled with rocks

this is the most offensive post i have ever read, i'm going to sue you blind!
 
2013-02-13 04:40:56 PM
Storm, meet teacup.
 
2013-02-13 04:44:28 PM

FirstNationalBastard: ZAZ: I nominate "penis receptor" if the other spouse is male.

I thought that was already the AP approved term for women.


OK How about Pokiedmon?
 
2013-02-13 04:44:31 PM

Hickory-smoked: xen0blue: well, they are being factually-correct since the actual definition of marriage is only between a male and female

You probably haven't been paying attention to the news for the past 5 or 10 years, but history is leaving you behind.


100treatises.com
you are going to look so stupid 40 years from now, LOL

the new progressive world is going to be so much better with out racist bigots like xen0blue :D

Myria: I don't get it, either.  What's wrong with the words "husband" and "wife"?  If your spouse is male, he's your husband.


not if that male is really a woman trapped in a transgendered man's body, i think your post is very offensive
 
2013-02-13 04:47:01 PM

letrole: Homosexual marriage is pursued as a means to an end. Homosexuals, by an exceedingly large margin, do not wish to get married or to form civil unions. Rather, they want to be accepted as normal. Their hope is that public approval of homosexuality will follow the legal establishment of homosexual marriages.


p.twimg.com

take your racist bigotry somewhere else pal
 
2013-02-13 04:56:24 PM
I don't agree with you completely, bryen.I agree that technology was key to evolving public opinion, but I think you're generalizing when you refer to "old queens."  Sure, there some bitter folks out there that have some a**hole-ish notions that are clinging to the past, but not everyone over the age of, say, 50 (no idea what age you become an "old queen"), is that close-minded.  In fact, I haven't met anyone espousing that value system since the 70s.  Obviously you've had a different experience.  I will say that in my experience I've had several exchanges with younger gay folks that recoil at the sight of anyone over 30 (don't get any "old" on me!) and find them to be pretty closed-minded in their own right, but I feel that's a "person by person" thing and not a generalization of gay youth.
 
2013-02-13 05:11:27 PM

redmid17: I don't think all those words are applicable unless you want to insert "unrealized" in before need, in which case you're basically saying want or desire. He clearly doesn't need it. It's not killing him and he's not forcing anyone to do it. You're reading too much into it, far too much.


It's enough that he felt the need to launch into a rant about it. A realized need, even. ;)

Myria: What's wrong with the words "husband" and "wife"?


It may be the etymology of the terms. "Husband" comes from a root of "house holder" or "master of the house", while "wife" comes from a root of "woman." As in, all women, married or unmarried, which is why there's terms like midwife, housewife, etc.
 
2013-02-13 05:15:19 PM
Problem Solved ...

cdn.bleacherreport.net
 
2013-02-13 05:21:13 PM
we need to ban words
 
2013-02-13 05:21:16 PM

kronicfeld: Breathless pearl-clutching like this isn't helping.


Language is about power. The more banal the language...the more power at stake.
 
2013-02-13 05:24:23 PM

Theaetetus: Myria: What's wrong with the words "husband" and "wife"?

It may be the etymology of the terms. "Husband" comes from a root of "house holder" or "master of the house", while "wife" comes from a root of "woman." As in, all women, married or unmarried, which is why there's terms like midwife, housewife, etc.


Since when does etymology trump common usage?
 
2013-02-13 05:28:53 PM
pitcher, catcher

fister, fistee

whatever, not really much of a story.
 
2013-02-13 05:33:32 PM
Illegal alien is still good, right
 
2013-02-13 05:39:14 PM
There's a reason papers are dropping the AP as it races toward oblivion.
 
2013-02-13 06:25:20 PM

GreenAdder: Let me get this straight. The Associated Press is attempting to ask people what they prefer to be called, so they are able to print things as accurately as possible. If they are unsure, they're to use the generic term "partner." If the couple uses the terms "husband" or "wife," then they're okay to print.

It sounds to me like they don't want to go printing things without verifying first. What's the problem?


Let me get this gay.

Actually no i don't know hot.  baby mastgurbate
 
2013-02-13 06:27:49 PM
Hmmm, last month AP banned the word homophobia. Now this. Did some fundie become the new CEO?
 
2013-02-13 06:33:00 PM
All they did was dis-assume what married LGBT wanted to be called and opted for a neutral variant unless clearly told otherwise. I'm not seeing the problem AT ALL.

Like, I'm having a hard time understanding what is happening. I feel like several extremely important contextualizing paragraphs were left out but everyone else got a chance to read them first. It's like watching a Terence Malick film with the first 30 minutes and the last 15 minutes cut off. Am I taking crazy pills?
 
2013-02-13 06:45:05 PM

cman: I dont think that they are trying to be dicks.

They are trying to be "politically correct" because they dont want to upset readers.

We havent had this kind of national discourse yet as we have been more worried about getting it legalized than going into absolute detail.


Yeah, cut them some slack. A lot of gay couples wouldn't use the terms 'husband' or 'wife', and might be offended at the assumption. On the other hand, few married straight couples would think twice about it. AP has to evolve with the culture, and there's not always a perfect word for every given situation, sometimes the best one isn't always obvious.
 
2013-02-13 06:56:09 PM
What about "Butt-Buddies"? That would work.
 
2013-02-13 07:05:26 PM

Krieghund: From TFA: Now AP has a ban on the terms husband and wife for gay couples unless the couples use the term about themselves.

I'm ok with this. As a matter of fact, I think they should expand this policy to straight couples, not force homosexual couples to identify as "husband" and "wife".

Though the best option, as said above, would be to just get rid of the terms.


If I was married, I'd use "my husband" when describing my husband to others. Spouse would also be acceptable, but partner wouldn't be. Partner was when we weren't equal.
 
2013-02-13 07:11:01 PM

chatikh: Krieghund: From TFA: Now AP has a ban on the terms husband and wife for gay couples unless the couples use the term about themselves.

I'm ok with this. As a matter of fact, I think they should expand this policy to straight couples, not force homosexual couples to identify as "husband" and "wife".

Though the best option, as said above, would be to just get rid of the terms.

If I was married, I'd use "my husband" when describing my husband to others. Spouse would also be acceptable, but partner wouldn't be. Partner was when we weren't equal.


Of course, I'm in Texas. Where gays still have absolutely no rights.
 
2013-02-13 07:18:40 PM

I drunk what: letrole: Homosexual marriage is pursued as a means to an end. Homosexuals, by an exceedingly large margin, do not wish to get married or to form civil unions. Rather, they want to be accepted as normal. Their hope is that public approval of homosexuality will follow the legal establishment of homosexual marriages.



take your racist bigotry somewhere else pal


Mmm, some Chick-fil-A sounds good right about now
 
2013-02-13 08:14:56 PM

jim32rr: I drunk what: letrole: Homosexual marriage is pursued as a means to an end. Homosexuals, by an exceedingly large margin, do not wish to get married or to form civil unions. Rather, they want to be accepted as normal. Their hope is that public approval of homosexuality will follow the legal establishment of homosexual marriages.

take your racist bigotry somewhere else pal

Mmm, some Chick-fil-A sounds good right about now


that's because we've been farking that chicken for eons now, makes it extra tender
 
2013-02-13 08:35:33 PM

victrin: I'm gay, and frankly I hate the term 'partner'. I am not in a business relationship with my boyfriend. If we wind up married we will be husband and husband (we live in New York, so it is possible).


Would that mean no engagement ring or two engagement rings?

/not trying to be mean, just silly
//also not in jewelry sales
///virgules
 
2013-02-13 09:14:37 PM
Find out what people you are writing about prefer. If you can't for any reason ... have thick skin, you will never please them all.

Nothing new or outrageous about any of this.
 
2013-02-13 09:15:32 PM
None of those terms seem offensive. What would they prefer? Butt Buddy? Peter Pumper? Rump Ranger?
 
2013-02-13 09:22:52 PM

GreenAdder: Let me get this straight. The Associated Press is attempting to ask people what they prefer to be called, so they are able to print things as accurately as possible. If they are unsure, they're to use the generic term "partner." If the couple uses the terms "husband" or "wife," then they're okay to print.

It sounds to me like they don't want to go printing things without verifying first. What's the problem?


There isn't a problem, or to be precise, there's a very, very small one.

firstworlproblems.jpg
 
2013-02-13 09:39:32 PM

Hickory-smoked: xen0blue: well, they are being factually-correct since the actual definition of marriage is only between a male and female

You probably haven't been paying attention to the news for the past 5 or 10 years, but history is leaving you behind.


And even the male-female definition of marriage was never the only definition.
 
2013-02-13 10:22:36 PM
Fark off with the PC stuff. If you want to be all gay and get married and call eachother "spouse" or whatever, that's fine, just don't impose your gay marriage titles on me and the wife.

/likes being called husband
 
2013-02-13 10:22:56 PM
"Pervert" and "Pervert" work?

/ducks
 
2013-02-13 10:32:30 PM
Good for the AP.
 
2013-02-13 10:35:57 PM
"Spouse"

Problem solved, outrage avoided.

/dnrtfa
//dnrtft
 
2013-02-13 10:56:43 PM

MikeBoomshadow: victrin: I'm gay, and frankly I hate the term 'partner'. I am not in a business relationship with my boyfriend. If we wind up married we will be husband and husband (we live in New York, so it is possible).

Would that mean no engagement ring or two engagement rings?

/not trying to be mean, just silly
//also not in jewelry sales
///virgules


I would just wear a plain gold band and he would wear something similar. As far as I'm aware, men usually wear just a gold band as a wedding ring.
 
2013-02-13 11:36:10 PM

gopher321: Umm...how about 'spouse'?


How about "husband"?  who is the AP to decide what I call my husband.  (I mean, if I had a husband).
 
2013-02-13 11:41:30 PM

Spaced Cowboy: "Spouse"

Problem solved, outrage avoided.

/dnrtfa
//dnrtft


I AM OUTRAGED!

 not really, but seriously, the ONLY reason they would do this is to "protect" the terms husband and wife from those evil homosexuals.

It is truly unacceptable of the AP.
 
2013-02-14 01:02:17 AM
I could be wrong, but the way I'm reading it, they are just trying to not accidentally call a spouse by the wrong word.  There are some homosexuals who identify themselves with gender the opposite gender pronouns in a marriage, aren't their?  Some men who call themselves the wife, some women who call themselves the husband?  It seems to be tied up in the traditional roles of the words.  It would be easy, if a little confusing sometimes, to just call all women wives and all men husbands.  That would create some interesting issues with the journalistic tradition of using full first name for first reference and last name or other identifier afterwards.

Traditionally you'd write something like this for first reference:
"Jen Jones and Hank Smith were married last month," or "Jen and Hank Smith were married last month."

For first reference, that still works fine if it's Joe Jones and Hank Smith, but on second reference you might start referring to the them as "the Smiths" or individually by Mrs. Smith or Mr. Smith.  Hard news wouldn't use first names, but a soft feature might.  

It's considered bad form to use a woman's first name in a situation where you would use a man's last name.  Sports journalists used to be famous for screwing that up.  In a marriage with two men or two women, if the couple took one last name, be it hyphenated or just one of their last names, you could run into problems keeping who is who under control, since you might have two Mr. or Mrs. Smiths.  If you say Mr. Smith and his wife, (if the other guy chooses to be the 'wife') then the reader has no idea which one you are talking about.  It may not matter to the reader who has what body parts, but the narrative may fall apart if the reader can't keep who is who apart in their head.  Mr. Smith and his husband is just as confusing if they are both now Mr. Smith.

"Mr. Smith says he loves his husband."  Was that Joe or Hank talking.  Of course, in lots of writing the Mr. or Mrs. is left off, probably because of all the stir over Mrs., Ms., Mz., but it might go back farther than that.  Writing sounds very stilted if you don't change how you identify someone throughout an article.  We are still reeling from 'he or she' vs. 'he/she' vs. 'they'.  This article would have been more useful if they'd suggested an alternative.
 
2013-02-14 01:06:04 PM

HoratioGates: I could be wrong, but the way I'm reading it, they are just trying to not accidentally call a spouse by the wrong word.  There are some homosexuals who identify themselves with gender the opposite gender pronouns in a marriage, aren't their?  Some men who call themselves the wife, some women who call themselves the husband?  It seems to be tied up in the traditional roles of the words.  It would be easy, if a little confusing sometimes, to just call all women wives and all men husbands.  That would create some interesting issues with the journalistic tradition of using full first name for first reference and last name or other identifier afterwards.

Traditionally you'd write something like this for first reference:
"Jen Jones and Hank Smith were married last month," or "Jen and Hank Smith were married last month."

For first reference, that still works fine if it's Joe Jones and Hank Smith, but on second reference you might start referring to the them as "the Smiths" or individually by Mrs. Smith or Mr. Smith.  Hard news wouldn't use first names, but a soft feature might.  

It's considered bad form to use a woman's first name in a situation where you would use a man's last name.  Sports journalists used to be famous for screwing that up.  In a marriage with two men or two women, if the couple took one last name, be it hyphenated or just one of their last names, you could run into problems keeping who is who under control, since you might have two Mr. or Mrs. Smiths.  If you say Mr. Smith and his wife, (if the other guy chooses to be the 'wife') then the reader has no idea which one you are talking about.  It may not matter to the reader who has what body parts, but the narrative may fall apart if the reader can't keep who is who apart in their head.  Mr. Smith and his husband is just as confusing if they are both now Mr. Smith.

"Mr. Smith says he loves his husband."  Was that Joe or Hank talking.  Of course, in lots of writing the Mr. or Mrs. is left off, probably because of all the stir over Mrs., Ms., Mz., but it might go back farther than that.  Writing sounds very stilted if you don't change how you identify someone throughout an article.  We are still reeling from 'he or she' vs. 'he/she' vs. 'they'.  This article would have been more useful if they'd suggested an alternative.


But how is "Mr. Smith loves his husband" fixed by "Mr. Smith loves his partner"?

That is the issue here.
 
2013-02-14 02:32:09 PM

chatikh: But how is "Mr. Smith loves his husband" fixed by "Mr. Smith loves his partner"?

That is the issue here.


Mr. Smith loves his top.
 
2013-02-14 03:44:47 PM

I drunk what: as a child i was repeatedly raped by vanilla


i.dailymail.co.uk

Did he use one of those awards?
 
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