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(AZCentral)   Two teens with extremely poor eyesight have sex with 35-year-old mom posing as 15-year-old girl. Bonus: Mom met with one kid's parents   (azcentral.com) divider line 120
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2013-02-13 09:34:27 AM
The one-eyed snake has notoriously poor eyesight.
 
2013-02-13 11:00:43 AM
Girl's had 15  hardyears.
 
2013-02-13 11:15:20 AM
Well at least we know what Mr. Magoo's sons are up to these days.
 
2013-02-13 11:51:02 AM

St_Francis_P: The one-eyed snake has notoriously poor eyesight.


i42.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-13 12:00:21 PM
Is that Dee Reynolds?
 
2013-02-13 12:48:39 PM
Usually that goes the other way. Usually when a 35-year-old woman poses as a 15-year-old girl and sex happens, it's the male who gets arrested for being a pedophile.
 
2013-02-13 01:14:14 PM
You know... when you hear all these stories about adult women having sex with teens... I gotta wonder... is having sex with teenage guys THAT good?
 
2013-02-13 01:24:47 PM
Two teens with extremely poor eyesight have sex with 35-year-old mom wife
 
2013-02-13 01:25:42 PM

Lollipop165: You know... when you hear all these stories about adult women having sex with teens... I gotta wonder... is having sex with teenage guys THAT good?


Guess that all depends on how pissed off she is at her husband.
 
MN8
2013-02-13 01:27:03 PM
Boys -  'She TRICKED us, yeah, that's the ticket'
 
2013-02-13 01:27:08 PM

Lollipop165: You know... when you hear all these stories about adult women having sex with teens... I gotta wonder... is having sex with teenage guys THAT good?


IT was when I was 16. ;)

/I am in AZ and on the TV they said this crazy biatch went to the boys houses and told the parents that she was preggers...
/she is the epitome of the insanity defense
 
2013-02-13 01:27:14 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Is that Dee Reynolds?


Looks more like Dee Snider.
 
2013-02-13 01:27:39 PM

Lollipop165: You know... when you hear all these stories about adult women having sex with teens... I gotta wonder... is having sex with teenage guys THAT good?


speculation: The boys' dads are encouraging/paying these experienced women to "make their boys into men" so they don't have to run the risk of knocking up a teenaged girl.
 
2013-02-13 01:28:27 PM

Lollipop165: You know... when you hear all these stories about adult women having sex with teens... I gotta wonder... is having sex with teenage guys THAT good?


I think it's more about the power and control.

Although going by my own experience, my physical stamina was a lot greater when I was younger. On the minus side; It didn't take me very long to finish.

Now I'm the opposite (less stamina/longer to finish), which kinda sucks. although with the additional experience, I would say I'm a better "lover" overall from my partner's perspective.

I'm putting Waaaaay too much thought into this.
 
2013-02-13 01:28:40 PM
Looking at the photo of her, she doesn't look like she could pose as a 15 year old.  So either the boys were dumb, or just didn't care.  Probably the latter.  If something seems like a lie, but results in sex, then just play along.
 
2013-02-13 01:28:43 PM

St_Francis_P: The one-eyed snake has notoriously poor eyesight.


!
 
2013-02-13 01:29:29 PM

Lollipop165: You know... when you hear all these stories about adult women having sex with teens... I gotta wonder... is having sex with teenage guys THAT good?


I dunno, sex at 15 was pretty awesome.  I could be finished in a minute or so with plenty of time left for other things.  Not sure how the ladies felt about it though.
 
2013-02-13 01:29:46 PM

Head_Shot: Lollipop165: You know... when you hear all these stories about adult women having sex with teens... I gotta wonder... is having sex with teenage guys THAT good?

I think it's more about the power and control.

Although going by my own experience, my physical stamina was a lot greater when I was younger. On the minus side; It didn't take me very long to finish.

Now I'm the opposite (less stamina/longer to finish), which kinda sucks. although with the additional experience, I would say I'm a better "lover" overall from my partner's perspective.

I'm putting Waaaaay too much thought into this.


Nope, you hit the nail on the head there. I am the same way.
 
2013-02-13 01:29:48 PM
In both cases, the mothers of the teens contacted Phoenix police who thought their sons were having relationships with Dempsey, according to the documents.

Excellent sentence structure, AZ Republic.
 
2013-02-13 01:30:18 PM
ts2.mm.bing.net
 
2013-02-13 01:30:40 PM
Always the moms that kill all the fun.
 
2013-02-13 01:31:07 PM
If she didn't do the pregnant thing, she probably would have been okay.

That said, this woman was nucking futs.  Those kids will never have sex that good again.
 
2013-02-13 01:31:15 PM
I simply do not understand why the law or anyone else would have a problem with this. Sex is the dream of every teen boy. So what if it is with an older woman, it just makes it better and solidifies the boys manhood. Jeez.
 
2013-02-13 01:32:45 PM

Lollipop165: You know... when you hear all these stories about adult women having sex with teens... I gotta wonder... is having sex with teenage guys THAT good?


I don't know if its necessarily "good", but I'd expect the permaboner to be a factor.
 
MN8
2013-02-13 01:36:50 PM

othmar: [ts2.mm.bing.net image 300x234]


That chick is about 4.5ft and hot as hell.  She has been on a couple of reality shows.  America's Got Talent and some celebrity circus show with Weeman.
 
2013-02-13 01:41:37 PM

Lollipop165: You know... when you hear all these stories about adult women having sex with teens... I gotta wonder... is having sex with teenage guys THAT good?




i978.photobucket.com
If you have to ask...
 
2013-02-13 01:42:32 PM
And I'll be the boys lied about their age too.
Lucky little bastards............
 
2013-02-13 01:42:59 PM
I blame TV.  Routinely having people in their late 20's playing high school kids.

(I'm thinking the kids didn't really care what she said.)
 
2013-02-13 01:43:56 PM

St_Francis_P: The one-eyed snake has notoriously poor eyesight.


Especially when it comes to depth perception.
 
2013-02-13 01:44:55 PM

Wrath of Heaven: Two teens with extremely poor eyesight have sex with 35-year-old mom / wife

 
2013-02-13 01:46:21 PM
i145.photobucket.com
nice doggy
 
2013-02-13 01:46:25 PM

Head_Shot: Lollipop165: You know... when you hear all these stories about adult women having sex with teens... I gotta wonder... is having sex with teenage guys THAT good?

I think it's more about the power and control.

Although going by my own experience, my physical stamina was a lot greater when I was younger. On the minus side; It didn't take me very long to finish.

Now I'm the opposite (less stamina/longer to finish), which kinda sucks. although with the additional experience, I would say I'm a better "lover" overall from my partner's perspective.

I'm putting Waaaaay too much thought into this.


Nah, you sound like you're trying to get a cheap date.
 
2013-02-13 01:47:22 PM

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: St_Francis_P: The one-eyed snake has notoriously poor eyesight.

Especially when it comes to depth perception.


And absolutely no conscience.
 
2013-02-13 01:48:42 PM
a57.foxnews.com

15? Really?
 
2013-02-13 01:48:45 PM
Is that Steven Tyler?
 
2013-02-13 01:49:12 PM

Famous Thamas: Lollipop165: You know... when you hear all these stories about adult women having sex with teens... I gotta wonder... is having sex with teenage guys THAT good?

I dunno, sex at 15 was pretty awesome.  I could be finished in a minute or so with plenty of time left for other things.  Not sure how the ladies felt about it though.


My ups & downs have had their ups & downs.

As a teenager I could easily last half an hour. In my late 20s it was more like half a minute. Then once I started SSRIs at 29.5 it started taking me longer, till at age 34 it took so long I'd give up in frustration after several cramps and position changes. Then the SSRIs quit affecting me like that and it was back to 47-second specials again, so I retired in embarrassment.

Masturbation has been so boring for the past 10 years or so I only bother like once a month to make sure stuff works, but that always took a l-o-n-g time.

It's all so over-rated. These days I'd really rather drink.
 
2013-02-13 01:49:23 PM
I'll bet this team-up was sponsored by Hyundai though.
 
2013-02-13 01:49:47 PM

Head_Shot: Lollipop165: You know... when you hear all these stories about adult women having sex with teens... I gotta wonder... is having sex with teenage guys THAT good?

I think it's more about the power and control.

Although going by my own experience, my physical stamina was a lot greater when I was younger. On the minus side; It didn't take me very long to finish.

Now I'm the opposite (less stamina/longer to finish), which kinda sucks. although with the additional experience, I would say I'm a better "lover" overall from my partner's perspective.

I'm putting Waaaaay too much thought into this.


I just say:
I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm good once as I ever was.
 
2013-02-13 01:50:41 PM
cgraves67:

speculation: The boys' dads are encouraging/paying these experienced women to "make their boys into men" so they don't have to run the risk of knocking up a teenaged girl.

Because knocking up a 35 year old hosebeast is a much better option. Not to mention all the years they had collecting incurable STDs.
 
2013-02-13 01:51:14 PM

dittybopper: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Is that Dee Reynolds?

Looks more like Dee Snider.



+1 Internets to you!
 
2013-02-13 01:51:27 PM

Crocoduck: In both cases, the mothers of the teens contacted Phoenix police who thought their sons were having relationships with Dempsey, according to the documents.

Excellent sentence structure, AZ Republic.


Also this:

The mother of the 14-year-old told authorities Dempsey was exchanging nude photographs over the social-networking site with her son, according to the documents.
 
2013-02-13 01:52:09 PM
"Javascript must be enabled to view this site"

Okay. Bye.
 
2013-02-13 01:52:53 PM
Well at least she wasn't the hideous hose beast I was expecting. And the guys were 15 & 16. If you drill a hole in a tree & glue fur around it most boys that age would hit like mad men. So give them credit for avoiding splinters.
 
2013-02-13 01:53:00 PM
i171.photobucket.com

C'mon, Dempseys, take the lights down.  It's farking February.
 
2013-02-13 01:54:28 PM

Head_Shot: Lollipop165: You know... when you hear all these stories about adult women having sex with teens... I gotta wonder... is having sex with teenage guys THAT good?

I think it's more about the power and control.

Although going by my own experience, my physical stamina was a lot greater when I was younger. On the minus side; It didn't take me very long to finish.

Now I'm the opposite (less stamina/longer to finish), which kinda sucks. although with the additional experience, I would say I'm a better "lover" overall from my partner's perspective.

I'm putting Waaaaay too much thought into this.


Absolutely not.  From the perspective of a 40-ish year old woman, I can tell you that it is FANTASTIC if you take longer to warm up and then take a while to finish. Because 40-ish year old women work the same way.  Now, if you were trying to please an 18 year old, you might have a problem.
 
2013-02-13 01:54:31 PM

The One True TheDavid: Famous Thamas: Lollipop165: You know... when you hear all these stories about adult women having sex with teens... I gotta wonder... is having sex with teenage guys THAT good?

I dunno, sex at 15 was pretty awesome.  I could be finished in a minute or so with plenty of time left for other things.  Not sure how the ladies felt about it though.

My ups & downs have had their ups & downs.

As a teenager I could easily last half an hour. In my late 20s it was more like half a minute. Then once I started SSRIs at 29.5 it started taking me longer, till at age 34 it took so long I'd give up in frustration after several cramps and position changes. Then the SSRIs quit affecting me like that and it was back to 47-second specials again, so I retired in embarrassment.

Masturbation has been so boring for the past 10 years or so I only bother like once a month to make sure stuff works, but that always took a l-o-n-g time.

It's all so over-rated. These days I'd really rather drink.


Really? As a teenager, I could go until girls got so dehydrated they could no longer lubricate themselves.

/Sadly, in my 40s I can barely go long enough for the wife to get lubricated at all...
 
2013-02-13 01:56:25 PM
Came for the "Thats a Man, Baby" from Austin Powers...

/ washing hands
// wiping on pants
/// leaving without looking anybody in the eye...
 
2013-02-13 01:56:56 PM
Ain't that the way. The 15 year olds I hook up with on line all turn out to be much older. And cops usually...
 
2013-02-13 01:57:00 PM
Ok yeah this is messed up. How the hell could anyone mistake her for a teenager? I don't even...

Reminds me of this.

i.huffpost.com

Early teens? Or early 30's? You decide.
 
2013-02-13 01:58:01 PM
15 in dog years, maybe

15 smokin hot dog years, amirite?
 
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