FARK.com: (7590360) Survey reveals that Brits are most likely to join the Mile High Club. They do love their bangers, don't they

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		Survey reveals that Brits are most likely to join the Mile High Club. They do love their bangers, don't they (huffingtonpost.com)		39
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ChipNASA		2013-02-13 01:01:33 PM

/but she's got *SUCH* a lovely voice

litespeed74		2013-02-13 01:02:22 PM

ChipNASA: [anybody.squarespace.com image 460x288]

/but she's got *SUCH* a lovely voice

What has 2 thumbs and two asses?

Nothing To See Here		2013-02-13 01:03:14 PM

Seating for two, now available.

ChipNASA		2013-02-13 01:06:07 PM

Nothing To See Here: [anybody.squarespace.com image 460x288]

Seating for two, now available.

"Go on now guv'ner...have at it.....I'll just bend over the loo basin here....just try to ignore the weeping herp sores...."

Buttknuckle		2013-02-13 01:06:10 PM

Or brush their teeth, apparently.

Nothing To See Here		2013-02-13 01:06:47 PM

What we have here is a paradix.

TrollingForColumbine		2013-02-13 01:11:27 PM

spotted dick

ChipNASA		2013-02-13 01:11:50 PM

6655321		2013-02-13 01:12:56 PM

You are the Weakist Link. Goodbye.
i.dailymail.co.uk

uncleacid		2013-02-13 01:13:30 PM

I'll stick with a mild high.

Dr Dreidel		2013-02-13 01:16:59 PM

Nobody proudly proclaiming their membership?

// new thread, I guess
// and we'd rather see Boyle than talk about that time you totally woulda gotten into the 5,280-feet-aloft retinue with Sue-Ann Feltersnatch if not for that biatchy flight attendant starting drink service at totally the wrong time
// the above happened to me (~6mi up, though); names changed to protect the not-quite innocent

StrikitRich		2013-02-13 01:17:42 PM

How would you fit 2 Americans in a tiny aircraft lavatory?

Nothing To See Here		2013-02-13 01:19:05 PM

gretzkyscores		2013-02-13 01:19:55 PM

As a (private) pilot, I'm really getting a kick...

/not mile-high member
//yet
///check back in a couple months

CouldaWouldShoulda		2013-02-13 01:20:09 PM

StrikitRich: How would you fit 2 Americans in a tiny aircraft lavatory?

You're doing it wrong. Overnight flight...window and middle seat...side saddle.

boaris_grozny		2013-02-13 01:21:10 PM

I was just lamenting the other day that I didn't take the opportunity to take myself to any state of club status when I flew alone a few years ago...I didn't even leave my seat other than to stretch. My wife thinks I'm an idiot, informed her we were together then, to mind her own beeswax.

I now have at least two levels of club status to acheive and if I do things right I can accomplish both and get some combo attack points.....said act rhymes with autoblumpkin....

The_Sponge		2013-02-13 01:21:25 PM

So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and have her lick me yarbles!

Lucidz		2013-02-13 01:22:26 PM

Based on the appearance of most Brits I've seen, they're more likely to engage in the mash than the bangers at 35000 feet.

ChipNASA		2013-02-13 01:22:38 PM

LewDux		2013-02-13 01:23:27 PM

: not high enough

Fark Rye For Many Whores		2013-02-13 01:24:03 PM

According to travel website Skyscanner, a survey of more than 700 cabin crew members revealed that British flyers are the friskiest.

Now I'm confused who they were answering for.

snowybunting		2013-02-13 01:26:27 PM

In the states they call it a "sausage in the mouth".

Black_Lazerus		2013-02-13 01:29:13 PM

that is because 2 of them will fit in a airplane bathroom.

Lucidz		2013-02-13 01:31:39 PM

Black_Lazerus: that is because 2 of them will fit in a airplane bathroom.

Have you been to London? I mean... They're thinner than Americans, but they're not exactly dutch...

Nothing To See Here		2013-02-13 01:33:24 PM

" Have you ever been in a cockpit before, Laddie? "

MBooda		2013-02-13 01:34:54 PM

unavailable for comment
news.bbc.co.uk

/still a Virgin

Trivia Jockey		2013-02-13 01:42:11 PM

CouldaWouldShoulda: StrikitRich: How would you fit 2 Americans in a tiny aircraft lavatory?

You're doing it wrong. Overnight flight...window and middle seat...side saddle.

That sounds difficult, uncomfortable, and hard not to get caught.

brap		2013-02-13 01:42:34 PM

Meet me in the loo in ten minutes.

Are we going to join the mile high club?

No, I am going to show you how to use dental floss, I've been looking at that bit of Salisbury steak lodged in between your teeth for the last three hours and frankly I am about ready to heave.

oldfarthenry		2013-02-13 01:43:27 PM

It's none of your damned business what her majesty does in her private jet!

MasterSFV		2013-02-13 02:05:36 PM

Do solo flights count?

/asking for a friend.....sure a friend.....

blatz514		2013-02-13 02:10:20 PM

I only like my British women wearing cornish pasties.

doczoidberg		2013-02-13 02:20:42 PM

I'm a member of the Mile High Club.

Solo Aviator Division.

/Salute.

kaseyfarksdaladies		2013-02-13 02:24:42 PM

Nothing To See Here: [img.fark.net image 460x288]

What we have here is a paradix.

IRQ12		2013-02-13 02:27:44 PM

It may have something to do with the fact that the crew doesn't treat the passengers like they are on a prison transport plane and are seemingly much more happy with their jobs.