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(Huffington Post)   Survey reveals that Brits are most likely to join the Mile High Club. They do love their bangers, don't they   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 39
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2013-02-13 01:01:33 PM
anybody.squarespace.com

/but she's got *SUCH* a lovely voice
 
2013-02-13 01:02:22 PM

ChipNASA: [anybody.squarespace.com image 460x288]

/but she's got *SUCH* a lovely voice


What has 2 thumbs and two asses?
 
2013-02-13 01:03:14 PM
anybody.squarespace.com

Seating for two, now available.
 
2013-02-13 01:06:07 PM

Nothing To See Here: [anybody.squarespace.com image 460x288]

Seating for two, now available.

anybody.squarespace.com
"Go on now guv'ner...have at it.....I'll just bend over the loo basin here....just try to ignore the weeping herp sores...."
 
2013-02-13 01:06:10 PM
Or brush their teeth, apparently.
 
2013-02-13 01:06:47 PM
img.fark.net

What we have here is a paradix.
 
2013-02-13 01:11:27 PM
spotted dick
 
2013-02-13 01:11:50 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-13 01:12:56 PM
You are the Weakist Link. Goodbye.
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-02-13 01:13:30 PM
I'll stick with a mild high.
 
2013-02-13 01:16:59 PM
Nobody proudly proclaiming their membership?

// new thread, I guess
// and we'd rather see Boyle than talk about that time you totally woulda gotten into the 5,280-feet-aloft retinue with Sue-Ann Feltersnatch if not for that biatchy flight attendant starting drink service at totally the wrong time
// the above happened to me (~6mi up, though); names changed to protect the not-quite innocent
 
2013-02-13 01:17:42 PM
How would you fit 2 Americans in a tiny aircraft lavatory?
 
2013-02-13 01:19:05 PM
www.milehighclub.com
 
2013-02-13 01:19:55 PM
As a (private) pilot, I'm really getting a kick...

/not mile-high member
//yet
///check back in a couple months
 
2013-02-13 01:20:09 PM

StrikitRich: How would you fit 2 Americans in a tiny aircraft lavatory?


You're doing it wrong.  Overnight flight...window and middle seat...side saddle.
 
2013-02-13 01:21:10 PM
I was just lamenting the other day that I didn't take the opportunity to take myself to any state of club status when I flew alone a few years ago...I didn't even leave my seat other than to stretch. My wife thinks I'm an idiot, informed her we were together then, to mind her own beeswax.

I now have at least two levels of club status to acheive and if I do things right I can accomplish both and get some combo attack points.....said act rhymes with autoblumpkin....
 
2013-02-13 01:21:25 PM
So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and have her lick me yarbles!
 
2013-02-13 01:22:26 PM
Based on the appearance of most Brits I've seen, they're more likely to engage in the mash than the bangers at 35000 feet.
 
2013-02-13 01:22:38 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-13 01:23:27 PM
userserve-ak.last.fm : not high enough
 
2013-02-13 01:24:03 PM
According to travel website Skyscanner, a survey of more than 700 cabin crew members revealed that British flyers are the friskiest.

Now I'm confused who they were answering for.
 
2013-02-13 01:26:27 PM
In the states they call it a "sausage in the mouth".
 
2013-02-13 01:29:13 PM
that is because 2 of them will fit in a airplane bathroom.
 
2013-02-13 01:31:39 PM

Black_Lazerus: that is because 2 of them will fit in a airplane bathroom.


Have you been to London?  I mean... They're thinner than Americans, but they're not exactly dutch...
 
2013-02-13 01:33:24 PM
" Have you ever been in a cockpit before, Laddie? "
 
2013-02-13 01:34:54 PM
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/still a Virgin
 
2013-02-13 01:42:11 PM

CouldaWouldShoulda: StrikitRich: How would you fit 2 Americans in a tiny aircraft lavatory?

You're doing it wrong.  Overnight flight...window and middle seat...side saddle.


That sounds difficult, uncomfortable, and hard not to get caught.
 
2013-02-13 01:42:34 PM
Meet me in the loo in ten minutes.

Are we going to join the mile high club?

No, I am going to show you how to use dental floss, I've been looking at that bit of Salisbury steak  lodged in between your teeth for the last three hours and frankly I am about ready to heave.
 
2013-02-13 01:43:27 PM
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It's none of your damned business what her majesty does in her private jet!
 
2013-02-13 02:05:36 PM
Do solo flights count?

/asking for a friend.....sure a friend.....
 
2013-02-13 02:10:20 PM
I only like my British women wearing cornish pasties.
 
2013-02-13 02:20:42 PM
I'm a member of the Mile High Club.

Solo Aviator Division.

/Salute.
 
2013-02-13 02:24:42 PM

Nothing To See Here: [img.fark.net image 460x288]

What we have here is a paradix.

 
2013-02-13 02:27:44 PM
It may have something to do with the fact that the crew doesn't treat the passengers like they are on a prison transport plane and are seemingly much more happy with their jobs.
 
2013-02-13 02:34:50 PM
cdn.stripersonline.com
 
2013-02-13 03:14:37 PM
Come for the bangers, stay for the mash!
 
2013-02-13 07:22:48 PM
Big deal. Everybody in Denver is a member of the Mile High Club.
 
2013-02-13 08:35:04 PM

ChipNASA: [i.imgur.com image 850x611]


It's nice to see - all da Boyds are here today.
s7.postimage.org
 
2013-02-14 12:50:21 AM
blogs.airspacemag.com
 
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