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(Yahoo)   Dear Abby: My two daughters are sharing one husband when it comes to sex. My husband says any man who would refuse this "set-up" would be nuts, but I think it's horrendous. Should I continue to protest or let it go?   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 95
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2013-02-13 10:10:47 AM  
46 votes:

The Italian Farker: Why is it BS? My wife's sister moved in with us when their parents died. She was 17 at the time but on her 18th birthday my wife wanted me to have sex with her so she could enjoy it without getting pregnant. Went on for about 2 years until she met someone responsible. Both couples are still together after 20+ years


Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.
2013-02-13 12:46:50 PM  
20 votes:
I had sex with two sisters at the same time once, but our Mom walked in on us. Awkward!
2013-02-13 12:30:06 PM  
17 votes:
Are these the sisters?

i.dailymail.co.uk
2013-02-13 10:41:27 AM  
17 votes:

The Italian Farker: the_rev: The Italian Farker: on her 18th birthday my wife wanted me to have sex with her so she could enjoy it without getting pregnant.

Your wife... *wanted* you to fcuck her 18-year-old sister?

That is...unusual.

Yes it was unusual but well who am I to refuse, I was 24 at the time. I should note that she was a Butterface.


Also, possibly Canadian.
2013-02-13 12:37:36 PM  
15 votes:

Pocket Ninja: I'll bet lots of internet dollars that not a single person in this story looks like we want them to look. Assuming, of course, that it's not total bullshiat, which it is.


A pair of daughters, in an open relationship, sharing one man. Spending most nights with one woman, while occasionally spending a night out with her sister. Maybe even leaving work early some days to sneak one in. Maybe he brings up the possibility of a threesome. Imagine, all three of them in bed, sweating, rubbing in a pleasurefest....

aka-img-2.h-img.com

Now imagine their fat.
2013-02-13 02:07:14 PM  
12 votes:

cmraman: She's not Fark fantasy material. She's 50, and she's not a supermodel. Oh, and unlike the girls most Farkers date, she's real...


Whose shoulder is she sitting on?
2013-02-13 12:47:33 PM  
12 votes:
Well, when I was newly married for the first time, my then wife's younger twin sisters moved in for a short stay.  They were 18 years old, and both were bikini model former gymnasts with a peculiar form of OCD that made them want to keep our house spotless.  They were also gourmet cooks, and they practically couldn't live without (ahem) something in their mouths at all times, which kept them blissfully quiet.  They were extremely competitive about everything too, so it was always "BJ contest this, and BJ contest that" around the house.  Best part was the wifey insisted I deflower both of them.  Boy those were the days.
2013-02-13 09:32:47 AM  
12 votes:
Dear Heart-Broken Mom:

Your daughters are whores. Well done.
2013-02-13 10:50:29 AM  
10 votes:

Elandriel: The Italian Farker: the_rev: The Italian Farker: on her 18th birthday my wife wanted me to have sex with her so she could enjoy it without getting pregnant.

Your wife... *wanted* you to fcuck her 18-year-old sister?

That is...unusual.

Yes it was unusual but well who am I to refuse, I was 24 at the time. I should note that she was a Butterface.

Also, possibly Canadian.


And then she died of cancer.
2013-02-13 12:59:45 PM  
7 votes:
The wife:
thestreetsarecalling.files.wordpress.com

The sister:
images.sodahead.com

The Husband:
t1.gstatic.com

The Mother:
t1.gstatic.com
2013-02-13 12:28:43 PM  
7 votes:
img208.imageshack.us

Finally got his million dollars.
2013-02-13 09:35:54 AM  
7 votes:
I'll bet lots of internet dollars that not a single person in this story looks like we want them to look. Assuming, of course, that it's not total bullshiat, which it is.
2013-02-13 12:23:43 PM  
6 votes:

TheDumbBlonde: Elandriel: The Italian Farker: the_rev: The Italian Farker: on her 18th birthday my wife wanted me to have sex with her so she could enjoy it without getting pregnant.

Your wife... *wanted* you to fcuck her 18-year-old sister?

That is...unusual.

Yes it was unusual but well who am I to refuse, I was 24 at the time. I should note that she was a Butterface.

Also, possibly Canadian.

And then she died of cancer.


Cancer of the Butterface.
2013-02-13 11:33:09 AM  
6 votes:

Pocket Ninja: I'll bet lots of internet dollars that not a single person in this story looks like we want them to look. Assuming, of course, that it's not total bullshiat, which it is.


I'm picturing two really fat broads, and a skinny little white guy in a wifebeater, so they probably look like how I think they look.
2013-02-13 12:33:32 PM  
5 votes:

miss diminutive: So, assuming both women get pregnant their children would be both siblings and cousins.


Many, many years ago, when I was twenty-three
I got married to a widow as pretty as could be
This widow had a grown up daughter, with flowing hair of red,
My father fell in love with her and soon the two were wed.
This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life.
Now my stepdaughter was my mother, for she was my father's wife.

To complicate the matters more, although it brought me joy,
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.
My little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad,
And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad.
For if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother
To the widow's grown up daughter, who of course was my step-mother.

Father's wife then had a son, who kept them on the run.
And he became my grandson, for he was my daughter's son.
My wife is now my mother's mother and it makes me blue.
Because although she is my wife, she's now my grandma too.
If my wife is my grandmother, then I am her grandchild.
And every time I think of it, It simply drives me wild.

For now I have become The strangest case you ever saw,
As the husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa!
2013-02-13 04:47:50 PM  
4 votes:

cmraman: Galloping Galoshes: cmraman: //Yeah, I'm a slut. What about it?

Don't need your stories.  Put your wife on.

She's not Fark fantasy material. She's 50, and she's not a supermodel. Oh, and unlike the girls most Farkers date, she's real...

/But since you asked nicely...

[www.geekconsulting.net image 850x566]

i.imgur.com
2013-02-13 01:13:19 PM  
4 votes:
I came close to this sort of "perfect fantasy."

I was still young, and there was this kinda hot in a crazy bad way girl named Jennifer. Like most of the other girls of the Cola Wars era. Plenty of Jennifer class girls running around causing no end of trouble.

So, we were dating for a while, and the whole sex issue came up. Jennifer said she'd let me bone her, but to do that, I had to bone her sister first. Being a horny and really very stupid teenage punk, I thought this was a great idea. A fantastic idea. A twoferone deal is what every teenage boy dreams of, right? RIGHT? The price of admission into a Jennifer receptacle seemed easy enough. Living the dream. It was almost like a soft drink commercial. Nothing could go wrong...

WRONG!!!

Enter Christina. Another common nameplate for the Cola Wars era model of teenage girl.

Christina was a mongoloid with a mustache bigger and bushier than my own, and black brillo pad like hair going from fingertip to shoulder. And probably farther. **Shudder**

At that moment, I created an entirely new dating rule and that  is that I do not date or screw around with women that have a neck larger than mine own. I flew out of the house at pert near the speed of sound, snagging my elbow on the metal latch for the screen door, tearing the skin away, and needing about a baker's dozen worth of stitches. I threw a leg over my motorbike, reached down and whammy jammied the screw driver jammed into where the shifter lever used to be, brought the bike to life with a roar that was like a dump truck full of industrial scrap metal was being poured into a woodchipper, and vacated the premises so quickly that everything went all red shifty all around me.

Jennifer dumped me for being an insensitive dick, but that was OK. I met a red haired punk gal named Colbi, a girl that taught me the hard way that girls can be the aggressors in sexual congress. It was the first and last time that I have ever been branded. I miss you Colbi.
2013-02-13 12:56:51 PM  
4 votes:

The Italian Farker: Why is it BS? My wife's sister moved in with us when their parents died. She was 17 at the time but on her 18th birthday my wife wanted me to have sex with her so she could enjoy it without getting pregnant. Went on for about 2 years until she met someone responsible. Both couples are still together after 20+ years


We know you aren't telling the truth because on your profile you have a picture of a Mustang, yet you claim youa re Italian.  As we all know, you would have a Trans Am if this were really the case..
2013-02-13 12:53:36 PM  
3 votes:
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
2013-02-13 12:51:28 PM  
3 votes:

Unemployedingreenland: Well, when I was newly married for the first time, my then wife's younger twin sisters moved in for a short stay.  They were 18 years old, and both were bikini model former gymnasts with a peculiar form of OCD that made them want to keep our house spotless.  They were also gourmet cooks, and they practically couldn't live without (ahem) something in their mouths at all times, which kept them blissfully quiet.  They were extremely competitive about everything too, so it was always "BJ contest this, and BJ contest that" around the house.  Best part was the wifey insisted I deflower both of them.  Boy those were the days.


And did I mention one twin was a dark-eyed brunette, the other was a blue-eyed blonde, and the third was a green-eyed redhead?
2013-02-13 12:28:26 PM  
3 votes:

The Italian Farker: Why is it BS? My wife's sister moved in with us when their parents died. She was 17 at the time but on her 18th birthday my wife wanted me to have sex with her so she could enjoy it without getting pregnant. Went on for about 2 years until she met someone responsible. Both couples are still together after 20+ years



i.chzbgr.com
2013-02-13 12:26:10 PM  
3 votes:
Dear PenthouseAbby: I never thought it would happen to me, but...
2013-02-13 10:19:02 AM  
3 votes:

the_rev: The Italian Farker: on her 18th birthday my wife wanted me to have sex with her so she could enjoy it without getting pregnant.

Your wife... *wanted* you to fcuck her 18-year-old sister?

That is...unusual.


Yes it was unusual but well who am I to refuse, I was 24 at the time. I should note that she was a Butterface.
2013-02-13 09:26:43 AM  
3 votes:
Abby's response to this should have simply been "Stop lying".
2013-02-13 03:54:55 PM  
2 votes:

The Italian Farker: Why is it BS? My wife's sister moved in with us when their parents died. She was 17 at the time but on her 18th birthday my wife wanted me to have sex with her so she could enjoy it without getting pregnant. Went on for about 2 years until she met someone responsible. Both couples are still together after 20+ years


Are you sure it wasn't your birthday, because that would be one heck of a birthday present.

Also, I wish my wife would let me nail her sister.  In all seriousness though I wouldn't be able to do it.  I can see it now...

Wife:  Go ahead honey you can sleep with my sister.
Me:  Really?
Wife:  Yeah sure I think she would like it and I wouldn't have to do it with you tonight.
Me:  Ok.
Wife:  You're a dead man for agreeing to that.
2013-02-13 02:33:37 PM  
2 votes:
cdn.stripersonline.com
2013-02-13 02:12:43 PM  
2 votes:

cmraman: Galloping Galoshes: cmraman: //Yeah, I'm a slut. What about it?

Don't need your stories.  Put your wife on.

She's not Fark fantasy material. She's 50, and she's not a supermodel. Oh, and unlike the girls most Farkers date, she's real...

/But since you asked nicely...

[www.geekconsulting.net image 850x566]


Not bad. Who's the cute redhead holding her?
2013-02-13 01:47:45 PM  
2 votes:

cmraman: //Yeah, I'm a slut. What about it?


Don't need your stories.  Put your wife on.
2013-02-13 01:41:23 PM  
2 votes:

Trivia Jockey: Abby's response to this should have simply been "Stop lying".


Abby's response to this should have been: "Why are you asking me?  I'm dead and trying to get some shuteye here.  Please close the crypt door on the way out."
2013-02-13 01:07:48 PM  
2 votes:

swankywanky: Publikwerks: Now imagine their fat.


No thanks, I would much rather imagine their tits.
2013-02-13 01:01:42 PM  
2 votes:
When I was 22, I met a girl who was 20, and her sister was 18.  I started dating the 20-year-old shortly thereafter, but we waited a while before we started sleeping together, so that that wouldn't be the driving factor in the relationship.  We made it maybe 3 months.  Anyway, both lived with their mom at the time, and as a result I'd constantly see the 18-year-old around the apartment.  Both of the girls fought constantly, and I tried to stay out of it... and they'd always run to their mom (or call their dad) for support.  But it wasn't long before they started prying me for my input.  Of course, when my g/f decided to rub her sex life in her sister's face, the sister decided she was going to start competing for me, too.  I would walk into the apartment and find her sitting in just a t-shirt, making no move to cover herself up, or catch her coming out of the bathroom and dropping her towel, that sort of thing.  One day, I went over, and naturally she was the only one home... and... well... I am only a man...

of course, the 18-year-old bragged about it, and the 20-year-old broke up with me.  So... I started seeing the younger sister.  Soon, the older one started vying for me again, and it became a contest to see who was banging me on a given night.  It got to the point where they started broadcasting their sexual escapades with me to each other, and they could only get off when they knew the other knew.

Then the 18-year-old decided to do it in front of her sister... and... soon after the two of them were making out... and I was on the outside just watching.  Intently, of course.

Today, they live a life of complete incest - they're lesbians together, without outside people.  It's creepy.  But don't feel bad for me, because their cousin the beautiful swimsuit-model-turned-rockstar found out about it and decided I must be pretty good in bed... And lemme tell ya, even female rock stars have amazing girl groupies...
2013-02-13 12:53:12 PM  
2 votes:
Someone should remind Abby that she died last month.
2013-02-13 12:51:29 PM  
2 votes:

Unemployedingreenland: Well, when I was newly married for the first time, my then wife's younger twin sisters moved in for a short stay.  They were 18 years old, and both were bikini model former gymnasts with a peculiar form of OCD that made them want to keep our house spotless.  They were also gourmet cooks, and they practically couldn't live without (ahem) something in their mouths at all times, which kept them blissfully quiet.  They were extremely competitive about everything too, so it was always "BJ contest this, and BJ contest that" around the house.  Best part was the wifey insisted I deflower both of them.  Boy those were the days.


i.imgur.com
2013-02-13 12:41:15 PM  
2 votes:

ChaoticLimbs: Sex is not evil, it's ambivalent to morality, in the way that flavor is not related to obesity.


You're wrong. Fat girls taste way better.
2013-02-13 12:38:35 PM  
2 votes:
Okay, which one of you fakers sent this in so you could calibrate our BS detectors?
2013-02-13 12:37:09 PM  
2 votes:
i1164.photobucket.com
2013-02-13 12:35:33 PM  
2 votes:
Wait a minute! People tell lies on the internet?
I'm despondent.
2013-02-13 12:31:56 PM  
2 votes:
HEARTBROKEN MOM IN FLORIDA

of course, you are in florida.
2013-02-13 12:28:22 PM  
2 votes:

The Italian Farker: the_rev: The Italian Farker: on her 18th birthday my wife wanted me to have sex with her so she could enjoy it without getting pregnant.

Your wife... *wanted* you to fcuck her 18-year-old sister?

That is...unusual.

Yes it was unusual but well who am I to refuse, I was 24 at the time. I should note that she was a Butterface.


Baby Batter Butterface
Baby Batter Butterface
Baby Batter Butterface
2013-02-13 12:26:15 PM  
2 votes:
Dear Penthouse Forum,

I never thought this would happen to me, but......

Also, did anyone else notice the mom describing her SIL as "attractive and successful?"
2013-02-13 12:25:11 PM  
2 votes:
Dear Penthouse,
I never thought it would happen to me...
2013-02-13 11:24:41 AM  
2 votes:
I find it interesting that most think that anything different from a monogamous relationship must be a fabrication. It's almost as if they are shut-ins who never meet people with different perspectives on life and sexuality.

To each their own. Off to the bar for my midday drunk and butt dialing.
2013-02-13 10:12:24 AM  
2 votes:

The Italian Farker: on her 18th birthday my wife wanted me to have sex with her so she could enjoy it without getting pregnant.


Your wife... *wanted* you to fcuck her 18-year-old sister?

That is...unusual.
2013-02-13 10:06:18 AM  
2 votes:
Why is it BS? My wife's sister moved in with us when their parents died. She was 17 at the time but on her 18th birthday my wife wanted me to have sex with her so she could enjoy it without getting pregnant. Went on for about 2 years until she met someone responsible. Both couples are still together after 20+ years
2013-02-13 09:45:29 AM  
2 votes:
Well, you know, two chicks at one time are the fantasy.

Living with it as an ongoing setup would be hell on earth, especially if they're sisters. Assuming, of course, that it's really happening, which it isn't.
2013-02-14 12:18:47 AM  
1 votes:

olddinosaur: I am told most sisters play on the bed from time to time if their ages are close; "twincest" among twins is very common also.


Dude. Identical twins screwing around isn't incest. It's masturbation.

Honestly, the only thing wrong with incest is the power differential. If I had a twin sister, I'd bone her. If I had an older sister, I might. Probably not, but I might. A younger sister would be right the f*ck out, though. It would be dirty and wrong. Consent is the real issue here. Screw who you want to, just don't hurt anyone.

OK, there's the genetics issue if you reproduce. I understand it's not as bad as we're led to believe if it's a once in a few generations thing, but there's still a risk.
2013-02-13 08:12:09 PM  
1 votes:
DEAR MOM: Maybe he's a damned good fark, why not go find out?
2013-02-13 05:48:50 PM  
1 votes:

Igor Jakovsky: A green vagina? Eeewww!

I know, right? Who'd ever want any of that?:

Regardless, its still pink in the middle


So, why not fark a watermelon and skip all the drama?
2013-02-13 05:26:36 PM  
1 votes:

LeroyBourne: I can see this happening, I dated a chick who had a younger sister. When I'd go over to their place to party at the end of the night the younger sister would try to get us to just all snuggle up in her big bed. The g/f just had a single bed, and I don't mind spooning. Whenever the younger sister tried this I just kept my mouth shut to see how my gf felt about this and to see how it would play out. It never went down.


You're supposed to see a doc if it lasts more than four hours.
2013-02-13 04:33:05 PM  
1 votes:

macadamnut: ChaoticLimbs: Sex is not evil, it's ambivalent to morality, in the way that flavor is not related to obesity.

You're wrong. Fat girls taste way better.


Yeah, fat girls are self-basting!
2013-02-13 04:17:54 PM  
1 votes:

ideclare: Also, I wish my wife would let me nail her sister.  In all seriousness though I wouldn't be able to do it.  I can see it now...


You know, there are lots and lots of phrases I can never picture my wife uttering

"Honey, the I upgraded the video card on the computer since it wasn't fast enough for Skyrim"
"Honey, I'm taking up BASE jumping"
"Honey, I just won $600 million in the lottery"

Of all the phrases I can't picture her uttering, "Honey, I want you to sleep with my sister" is the one I can't picture the most.
2013-02-13 04:02:26 PM  
1 votes:

Crapinoleum: spiderpaz: m00: El Pachuco: Yeah, no.  While there are a near-infinite number of women in the world and in theory anything's possible, I've so far only seen women be both extremely protective of, and extremely competitive with, their female siblings.  This is about as likely as having a three-way with twin sisters, vs a three-way with two unrelated lady types.

Also, this (NSFW),

Actually my college room-mate was dating this girl, and cheating on her with her identical twin. I was like... "what's the point" but he swore there was a difference.

ROFL!!  omg, that's too damn funny.  The grass is always greener never applied to vagina so well.

A green vagina?  Eeewww!


mydisguises.com

"Eww?" I'd hit it!
2013-02-13 02:23:45 PM  
1 votes:

fawlty: cmraman:
Whose shoulder is she sitting on?

RickN99: cmraman:
Who's that holding her?

MrBallou: cmraman:
Not bad. Who's the cute redhead holding her?

The weird part isn't the snark, I expected that. What's weird is that the preview worked but I can't see the picture in the thread. Apparently everyone else can so it's all good.

/it was the only SFW pic I could find.
//If I wasn't at work, I would have blocked out the lizards' eyes since I didn't get a release from them...
2013-02-13 02:01:22 PM  
1 votes:

Galloping Galoshes: cmraman: //Yeah, I'm a slut. What about it?

Don't need your stories.  Put your wife on.


She's not Fark fantasy material. She's 50, and she's not a supermodel. Oh, and unlike the girls most Farkers date, she's real...

/But since you asked nicely...

www.geekconsulting.net
2013-02-13 01:59:30 PM  
1 votes:
goochmeister42: all under 30, good looking, and nobody is fat

And that's why you don't know it's doomed.
2013-02-13 01:53:44 PM  
1 votes:
"Melanie," who is 27, is married to "Sam," an extremelyattractive and successful man. "

We get it, he's black!
2013-02-13 01:47:05 PM  
1 votes:

Lucidz: Drakuun: Abby's comments, The Mom's concern, The Butt hurt 'that never happened' crowd..

All taking their own relationship frustrations out on people that have what they
only dream of, but keep themselves from ever really experiencing.

Too see so many people selling themselves short of what Love is capable of....
Instead focusing on jealousy, and insisting that everyone be as miserable as them
holding up some silly notion of morality when it comes to Sex and Sexuality.

It's Sad... It really is.

Love yourself, Be open with yourself, on then can you really love others.

If you can do this ....You'll be surprised what can happen.

The problem is, if you stick around fark long enough... You get these people who come and go, sometimes TF'ers, who claim to have these "insane experiences".  They have a great marriage, they swing, they have sex with beautiful 20 year olds, etc.  They are living the dream.  Of course they never have any pictures of themselves, or of their "conquests" because "they like their privacy".  (That doesn't stop them from constantly postbombing penthouse forum ready stories.)

Eventually some determined person will track down who these people are and post pictures.  Without fail they are hideous wildebeasts who wouldn't get into any club where the doorman wasn't blind.  Also without fail, as soon as the pics are posted and the reality comes out, someone gets banned and the fatty swingers with the exotic lifestyle just... Dissappear.

Or someone gets beaten up and post pics and the husband buys them a laptop to shut them up... (Went old school there)


My advice for the Wildebeests of Fark.

I learned this in my late teenaged years.

See, I was ugly. And I do mean ugly. Oogly. Make a statue cry, stop a clock, make water curdle, the sort of ugly that could make a sea hag vomit.

It is very important that you get a motorcycle. (Which will probably make you uglier in the long run) Get a motorcycle and become the silent type. SAY NOTHING! If you say nothing around a girl, the vacuum of sound will cause all of the usual girly insanity to take place in between their ears. Girls have to be talked to in order for them to validate their own existence. If you say nothing, nothing at all, girls will begin to imagine all sorts of conversations between you and them. If they talk to you, give a non-committal grunt. Eventually, they will construct elaborate fantasy conversations of all of the things they would wish for you to say, have arguments with you, and romantic gushing apologies, all of which never actually happen, but because of the silence, they'll just babble on inside their own skull with all of the things they think they need to hear.

Motorcycles and girls are awesome. There is nothing, and I do mean nothing, quite like feeling two perky points of pressure stabbing into your back and two arms clinched tight around you as you goose the gas.

If by some odd chance you feel three perky points of pressure poking into you, two in the back and one in the backside, IT'S A TRAP! Dump your passenger now and consume copious amounts of alcohol to kill any recently formed braincells that might contain the memory.

After a few hours of riding with you on said motorcycle, the girl already knows you in a biblical sense, and, as an extra added bonus, are properly vibrated and ready to go. Score! After all of the things she thinks she heard you say, and the hours of stimulation to her girly bits, it doesn't matter if you are ugly like a constipated honey badger... You are gettin' some. And how. Bow chicka bow.
2013-02-13 01:44:29 PM  
1 votes:

Dragonflew: Someone should remind Abby that she died last month.


Dear Abby, I have a secret, I write letters to dead people.
2013-02-13 01:35:27 PM  
1 votes:

PreMortem: To each their own. Off to the bar for my midday drunk and butt dialing.


The term "butt dialing" always has me envisioning a woman who's fetish involves having her butt "dialed" like a rotary phone...and then I realize how old she would have to be to know what a rotary phone is. Then I sadly put away the Kleenex box and the hand lotion and try to cheer myself up by yelling at the kids on my lawn.
2013-02-13 01:27:14 PM  
1 votes:
After some extensive investigation, the true identity of the sisters has been revealed:

encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
2013-02-13 01:25:55 PM  
1 votes:
GAT_00:
The Italian Farker: Why is it BS? My wife's sister moved in with us when their parents died. She was 17 at the time but on her 18th birthday my wife wanted me to have sex with her so she could enjoy it without getting pregnant. Went on for about 2 years until she met someone responsible. Both couples are still together after 20+ years

Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.


I dunno man, he's Italian.  They do some shiat over there.
2013-02-13 01:23:22 PM  
1 votes:
Many years ago, my cousin insisted I fist him and his sister.

What could I do?

I killed them both and ate the bodies.
2013-02-13 01:23:11 PM  
1 votes:

macadamnut: ChaoticLimbs: Sex is not evil, it's ambivalent to morality, in the way that flavor is not related to obesity.

You're wrong. Fat girls taste way better.



dig in...
ts2.mm.bing.net
2013-02-13 01:21:51 PM  
1 votes:

The Italian Farker: the_rev: The Italian Farker: on her 18th birthday my wife wanted me to have sex with her so she could enjoy it without getting pregnant.

Your wife... *wanted* you to fcuck her 18-year-old sister?

That is...unusual.

Yes it was unusual but well who am I to refuse, I was 24 at the time. I should note that she was a Butterface.


Butterface is right:

l2.yimg.com
2013-02-13 01:12:27 PM  
1 votes:

spiderpaz: m00: El Pachuco: Yeah, no.  While there are a near-infinite number of women in the world and in theory anything's possible, I've so far only seen women be both extremely protective of, and extremely competitive with, their female siblings.  This is about as likely as having a three-way with twin sisters, vs a three-way with two unrelated lady types.

Also, this (NSFW),

Actually my college room-mate was dating this girl, and cheating on her with her identical twin. I was like... "what's the point" but he swore there was a difference.

ROFL!!  omg, that's too damn funny.  The grass is always greener never applied to vagina so well.


A green vagina?  Eeewww!
2013-02-13 01:11:18 PM  
1 votes:

Secret Agent X23: PreMortem: And why would it not be happening? I've come across some wild/open relationships.

Actually, it could happen, and maybe it's happening here, but "Melanie's argument is that Sam is less likely to cheat given this situation" doesn't quite ring true. If she doesn't want him to cheat... then... wut???


It's not cheating if the players agree to break the rules.  Ask Congress.
2013-02-13 01:11:03 PM  
1 votes:

Galloping Galoshes: Lucidz: Unemployedingreenland: Unemployedingreenland: Well, when I was newly married for the first time, my then wife's younger twin sisters moved in for a short stay.  They were 18 years old, and both were bikini model former gymnasts with a peculiar form of OCD that made them want to keep our house spotless.  They were also gourmet cooks, and they practically couldn't live without (ahem) something in their mouths at all times, which kept them blissfully quiet.  They were extremely competitive about everything too, so it was always "BJ contest this, and BJ contest that" around the house.  Best part was the wifey insisted I deflower both of them.  Boy those were the days.

And did I mention one twin was a dark-eyed brunette, the other was a blue-eyed blonde, and the third was a green-eyed redhead?

Gourmet cooks at 18?  Impressive.  Also, sounds like you lived with some skanks.

They were amazing; they would take the beefaroni out of the can before heating it in the microwave!


Don't forget adding dried parsley for garnish! (Its more about presentation than consistency.)
2013-02-13 01:06:21 PM  
1 votes:

The Italian Farker: Why is it BS? My wife's sister moved in with us when their parents died. She was 17 at the time but on her 18th birthday my wife wanted me to have sex with her so she could enjoy it without getting pregnant. Went on for about 2 years until she met someone responsible. Both couples are still together after 20+ years


Yea, this totally happened to me too...

My wife, er, Morgan Fairchild, demanded that I deflower her younger sister, er...Heidi Klum, yea, that's what happened.

I protested greatly, but then my wife...Morgan Fairchild invoked the whole "in sickness, in health, in sister relations" clause in our marriage clause...what choice did I have?

Yea, that's the ticket.  And it's true too...or my name isn't Tommy Flanagan.
2013-02-13 01:03:27 PM  
1 votes:

noitsnot: We know you aren't telling the truth because on your profile you have a picture of a Mustang, yet you claim youa re Italian. As we all know, you would have a Trans Am if this were really the case..


we also would have accepted:

*members only jacket
*wifebeater as formal wear
*orange skin
*duck face
*shiatty gold figaro chains
*living with Mama
2013-02-13 01:03:12 PM  
1 votes:

Lucidz: Unemployedingreenland: Unemployedingreenland: Well, when I was newly married for the first time, my then wife's younger twin sisters moved in for a short stay.  They were 18 years old, and both were bikini model former gymnasts with a peculiar form of OCD that made them want to keep our house spotless.  They were also gourmet cooks, and they practically couldn't live without (ahem) something in their mouths at all times, which kept them blissfully quiet.  They were extremely competitive about everything too, so it was always "BJ contest this, and BJ contest that" around the house.  Best part was the wifey insisted I deflower both of them.  Boy those were the days.

And did I mention one twin was a dark-eyed brunette, the other was a blue-eyed blonde, and the third was a green-eyed redhead?

Gourmet cooks at 18?  Impressive.  Also, sounds like you lived with some skanks.


They were amazing; they would take the beefaroni out of the can before heating it in the microwave!
2013-02-13 01:02:12 PM  
1 votes:
Meanwhile ...

Dear Penthouse Forum,

My husband doesn't say "good morning" to me every morning like he used to. Is he having an affair?
2013-02-13 12:52:04 PM  
1 votes:

Bell's Boy: I had sex with two sisters at the same time once, but our Mom walked in on us. Awkward!


Bed not big enough for four?
2013-02-13 12:51:56 PM  
1 votes:

OtherLittleGuy: Cancer of the Butterface


In the event that I somehow gain musical ability and the motivation to start a band, this will be the name of it.
2013-02-13 12:49:39 PM  
1 votes:
FTA: Melanie is naive to think that encouraging Sam to have a sexual relationship with her sister will discourage him from seeking other partners. Far from it. And as for her wanting to start a family, has she considered what will happen if her husband impregnates Alicia at the same time -- or first?

And? So what?

It sounds more like her daughters are polyamorous but just don't have a word for it. It also sounds like "Dear Abby" hasn't got a clue. Poly is (at least most of the time) ethical non-monogamy. Why "cheat" if you can say to your wife or GF "You know Thatgirl? I kind of like her, would you mind if I took her on a date?" You set ground rules, you talk a lot, you all have happy lives. Actually, one married poly couple I know, the woman got pregnant and they're not entirely sure if it was her husband or her BF who got her pregnant. And, really, they don't care. She's preggers, she's happy, she loves her men, they love her. What's the big deal?
2013-02-13 12:49:31 PM  
1 votes:

cgraves67: The mother indicates that the family is otherwise successful in life, so I'm skeptical of this letter.


Depends on what her standard of success is.  Could be just holding down a 20-hr job at the local strip club.
2013-02-13 12:47:33 PM  
1 votes:

TheDumbBlonde: jfarkinB: As opposed to a brother being forced to marry and impregnate his dead brother's widow, which of course is God's Will as set out in The Bible.

I bet you're a blast at parties.


If I'm ever invited to one, we'll see.
2013-02-13 12:46:06 PM  
1 votes:

CheatCommando: A high school friend became a manager at a strip club. A year later he quit and voluntarily committed himself.


No conclusion can be drawn from a single data point.  However, can you imagine being around that many chicks PMSing at the same time?
2013-02-13 12:45:19 PM  
1 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: Pocket Ninja: I'll bet lots of internet dollars that not a single person in this story looks like we want them to look. Assuming, of course, that it's not total bullshiat, which it is.

I'm picturing two really fat broads, and a skinny little white guy in a wifebeater, so they probably look like how I think they look.



I'm not getting the whole picture here.I see two fat women glued together with just a skinny white foot sticking out.Maybe my screen is to small.
2013-02-13 12:43:55 PM  
1 votes:

jfarkinB: miss diminutive: So, assuming both women get pregnant their children would be both siblings and cousins.

The father would also be both an uncle and a father to both.

Truly a foundation for a solid, well adjusted family.

As opposed to a brother being forced to marry and impregnate his dead brother's widow, which of course is God's Will as set out in The Bible.


I bet you're a blast at parties.
2013-02-13 12:42:29 PM  
1 votes:
Teo'd

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The Italian Farker: GAT_00: The Italian Farker: Why is it BS? My wife's sister moved in with us when their parents died. She was 17 at the time but on her 18th birthday my wife wanted me to have sex with her so she could enjoy it without getting pregnant. Went on for about 2 years until she met someone responsible. Both couples are still together after 20+ years

Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.

Sorry you don't believe me but it did happen.

2013-02-13 12:41:11 PM  
1 votes:
I imagine the father is the most sane man in this particular scenario. Maybe hitting the bottle a little more than usual, but certainly saner than the hubby.

I had a brother with a similar situation, except instead of sisters they were coworkers (and nobody was married except the girl he was having an affair with already). Mom freaked out a bit when she found out. I gotta note, that both girls were sharing drinks at social events because "he said they had to" for some time already.

"Nub, did you know this was happening?"

"Sort of, they aren't hiding it too well."

"Are you gonna say something?"

"Like what, a high-five?"

And somehow she had no problem with one of the girls having an affair already.
2013-02-13 12:40:06 PM  
1 votes:

miss diminutive: So, assuming both women get pregnant their children would be both siblings and cousins.

The father would also be both an uncle and a father to both.

Truly a foundation for a solid, well adjusted family.


As opposed to a brother being forced to marry and impregnate his dead brother's widow, which of course is God's Will as set out in The Bible.
2013-02-13 12:39:29 PM  
1 votes:

The Italian Farker: Why is it BS? My wife's sister moved in with us when their parents died. She was 17 at the time but on her 18th birthday my wife wanted me to have sex with her so she could enjoy it without getting pregnant. Went on for about 2 years until she met someone responsible. Both couples are still together after 20+ years


- Checks profile
- Notices picture of a Mustang
- ...

Alright, I'll give you the benefit of doubt.  Go on...
2013-02-13 12:38:53 PM  
1 votes:
Open marriage is fine, actually pretty well within established western norms.  The tradition goes back basically forever, though in the early US and contemporary western Europe the second woman would be called a mistress the first wife not being particularly disturbed is not terribly unusual.

What  is  terrifying, unnatural, and against all just laws of god and man, is talking to your parents or step-parents about your sex life after you're married.  Their opportunities and ability to give you any kind of meaningful advice ended long, long ago when you were a teenager.

//Albeit, they could also be lying to her.  That actually sounds like the kind of silly running gag I'd play on a meddling relative if I could get a girlfriend to go along with it.
2013-02-13 12:36:25 PM  
1 votes:

oldfarthenry: Wait a minute! People tell lies on the internet?
I'm despondent.


I doubt that very much.
2013-02-13 12:35:51 PM  
1 votes:
Harems are all fun and games, until they all start PMSing at the same time.

/to the Man Cave!!
2013-02-13 12:34:02 PM  
1 votes:
I say get an awesome animal sidekick and take that into bed too.

16 of them, in fact.
2013-02-13 12:30:26 PM  
1 votes:

The Italian Farker: Why is it BS? My wife's sister moved in with us when their parents died. She was 17 at the time but on her 18th birthday my wife wanted me to have sex with her so she could enjoy it without getting pregnant. Went on for about 2 years until she met someone responsible. Both couples are still together after 20+ years


...wut?
2013-02-13 12:28:58 PM  
1 votes:

HMS_Blinkin: Dear Penthouse Forum,

I never thought this would happen to me, but......

Also, did anyone else notice the mom describing her SIL as "attractive and successful?"


Oh, you bad.
2013-02-13 12:25:11 PM  
1 votes:
Sounds like mom is jealous that she was cut out of the act.
2013-02-13 12:22:43 PM  
1 votes:
pics?
2013-02-13 11:41:25 AM  
1 votes:
Problem?
2013-02-13 11:38:50 AM  
1 votes:
Oh, yeah, this is totally legit.
2013-02-13 11:31:55 AM  
1 votes:
So, assuming both women get pregnant their children would be both siblings and cousins.

The father would also be both an uncle and a father to both.

Truly a foundation for a solid, well adjusted family.
2013-02-13 11:13:46 AM  
1 votes:
It's great until one of the crazy broads stabs you.
 
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