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(Yahoo)   Dear Abby: My two daughters are sharing one husband when it comes to sex. My husband says any man who would refuse this "set-up" would be nuts, but I think it's horrendous. Should I continue to protest or let it go?   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 331
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2013-02-13 02:15:46 PM  

The Muthaship: goochmeister42: all under 30, good looking, and nobody is fat

And that's why you don't know it's doomed.


HA!  It's not all roses and lube, but the first six months were pretty wild and fun filled.  Just with any committed relationship, you fall into the trap of becoming lazy or not communicating enough to make sure everyone's needs are met.

Relationships can be hard enough between two people, but when you double that again of course there are going to be some hiccups along the way.  It's been incredibly rewarding though - we're all happier than we've been before and care about eachother deeply.  Just have to concentrate on very open communication and make sure that your primary partner doesn't feel neglected.
 
2013-02-13 02:17:31 PM  

ChaoticLimbs: A friend once asked me how he could get his wife to swing. I told him that you can't. Life is not, should not be, about getting people to do anything. It happens or it doesn't happen, and we can't exert force to move situations or people closer to what we want, because that which we want shouldn't be a what, at all. My wife and I aren't swinging at the moment, primarily because we're into each other right now and simply aren't interested in expansion. But I don't see that as a question of morality. I won't lie to my wife, won't omit information she needs to make her informed decisions. She has the right to know the character of our relationship at all times and if that character changes, she should be the first to know.


Yes! This is absolutely the foundation for healthy human relationships of all sorts!

ChaoticLimbs: People can write whatever apologetics they like for the exclusivity based relationship, but a thinking person ought to be able to discern what works for them without referring to 1st century savages who slavishly feed their various sensory inputs without stopping to consider what a relationship could be if they had the strength to risk their heart by not pressuring others to serve them. Sex is such a tiny part of an intimate partnership, and there's nothing a partnership can accomplish that a committee cannot. I will acknowledge that the average person is not capable of it.  But tradition? Slavery is traditional. Xenophobia is traditional. Women as chattel is traditional. Our ancestors were stupid, bumbling, simple brutes not much different from the rest of the great apes.

Civilization seems like it's largely the process of getting rid of outdated traditions and establishing new ways of doing things that are better for more people.

/hat's off to you!
 
2013-02-13 02:18:13 PM  
As someone whose wife has a hot sister, I'm getting a FAP out of this.
 
2013-02-13 02:18:30 PM  

goochmeister42: The Muthaship: goochmeister42: all under 30, good looking, and nobody is fat

And that's why you don't know it's doomed.

HA!  It's not all roses and lube, but the first six months were pretty wild and fun filled.  Just with any committed relationship, you fall into the trap of becoming lazy or not communicating enough to make sure everyone's needs are met.

Relationships can be hard enough between two people, but when you double that again of course there are going to be some hiccups along the way.  It's been incredibly rewarding though - we're all happier than we've been before and care about eachother deeply.  Just have to concentrate on very open communication and make sure that your primary partner doesn't feel neglected.


I would view it as, I can barely stand one room mate, let alone 3.  God forbid children get involved.  shiat is the stuff of nightmares.
 
2013-02-13 02:19:36 PM  

MrBallou: MrBallou: cmraman: Galloping Galoshes: cmraman: //Yeah, I'm a slut. What about it?

Don't need your stories.  Put your wife on.

She's not Fark fantasy material. She's 50, and she's not a supermodel. Oh, and unlike the girls most Farkers date, she's real...

/But since you asked nicely...

[www.geekconsulting.net image 850x566]

Not bad. Who's the cute redhead holding her?

Sorry, RickN99. 3 minutes - I are shamed.


And I was 2 minutes behind fawity.  I, too, are shamed.
 
2013-02-13 02:23:45 PM  

fawlty: cmraman:
Whose shoulder is she sitting on?

RickN99: cmraman:
Who's that holding her?

MrBallou: cmraman:
Not bad. Who's the cute redhead holding her?

The weird part isn't the snark, I expected that. What's weird is that the preview worked but I can't see the picture in the thread. Apparently everyone else can so it's all good.

/it was the only SFW pic I could find.
//If I wasn't at work, I would have blocked out the lizards' eyes since I didn't get a release from them...
 
2013-02-13 02:25:00 PM  
About the closest I have ever been to this situation was when I was around 9-10 years old, with the 2 neighbor girls down the street. We spent lots of time together because there were no other kids around. Occasionally when we were playing out in the woods we'd find skin mags in trailers, or in some of the abandoned shacks, or hidden in parent's garages (this is deep in Pennsyltucky). We "played" together and learned about sex based on what we saw in the magazines. No penetration or anything, but we did play with some of the other stuff - as far as 9-10 year old kids could.

That lasted for about a year and a half til we started hitting puberty and that all went away when we really realized what we were doing. Tried stirring things up with the older sister a few years down the road because she had a killer body, but got smacked down for being a perv. The younger sister put on a ton of weight and became a pretty nasty biatch around middle school so we stopped talking.

I don't know if this counts or not since it was less sex and more child self-discovery.

/Younger sister now happily married and actually pretty cool again
//Hot older sister now a very not-hot butch lesbian, but still pretty cool
 
2013-02-13 02:26:54 PM  

Lucidz:

Yes, I'm aware that people tell tall tales on the internet...and on FARK in particular.
I get the Snark aspect of it all.. I've been here plenty long enough to know better. =)
I just have an exceptionally rare, and loving relationship is all, that is my bias.

So many people I see unhappy, or who cannot maintain relationships, do a fair share
of self sabotage to keep it that way... was the point I was really making.


Veteran of the Cola Wars: Motorcycles and girls are awesome. There is nothing, and I do mean nothing, quite like feeling two perky points of pressure stabbing into your back and two arms clinched tight around you as you goose the gas.


I would say anything with any measurable power, and which makes it seem to them as if,
without you piloting it, they are sure to die at any second. Mine is dirt and snow covered rural roads in my Impreza....they lose their minds (and panties) when you're barreling through the backwoods rally style.

rofl
 
2013-02-13 02:27:17 PM  
"Clearly, they do not view marriage and relationships the same way you do. "

blog.ctnews.com
 
2013-02-13 02:32:21 PM  

Gaseous Anomaly: StaleCoffee: "Biology" backs monogamy in a tribal setting a lot more rationally than it does promiscuity.

How so? If you're living as a group, as primitive humans did, what advantage does paternity certainty confer?


you mean besides stable human relationships?
we aren't jealous creatures because society dictates it.
pair bonding has been for millions of years the most efficient way to care for babies, and pair bonding dictates jealousy as humans that didn't jealousy guard the relationship were less likely to pass on their genes. less jealous women, had babies that were more likely to die. for men, they were more likely to become cuckold and care for other men's babies produced by their women.
if you are not jealous, you are a bit of a mutant.
not that their anything wrong with that.
 
2013-02-13 02:33:37 PM  
cdn.stripersonline.com
 
2013-02-13 02:35:54 PM  

TheDumbBlonde: Elandriel: The Italian Farker: the_rev: The Italian Farker: on her 18th birthday my wife wanted me to have sex with her so she could enjoy it without getting pregnant.

Your wife... *wanted* you to fcuck her 18-year-old sister?

That is...unusual.

Yes it was unusual but well who am I to refuse, I was 24 at the time. I should note that she was a Butterface.

Also, possibly Canadian.

And then she died of cancer.


Hey, there's no reason te'o speculate..
 
2013-02-13 02:39:49 PM  

SphericalTime: I want a shirtless picture of "Sam" before I'll believe this.

Also, lol, you're not supposed to let mom find out.


This is actually the least believable part of this letter.  Any sane person with this kind of arrangement would not be telling mom and dad.  Parents need to know who you're in a relationship with, not everyone you're sleeping with.
 
2013-02-13 02:40:01 PM  

Publikwerks: Pocket Ninja: I'll bet lots of internet dollars that not a single person in this story looks like we want them to look. Assuming, of course, that it's not total bullshiat, which it is.

A pair of daughters, in an open relationship, sharing one man. Spending most nights with one woman, while occasionally spending a night out with her sister. Maybe even leaving work early some days to sneak one in. Maybe he brings up the possibility of a threesome. Imagine, all three of them in bed, sweating, rubbing in a pleasurefest....

[aka-img-2.h-img.com image 342x357]

Now imagine their fat.


Dial me in here, whassis? Some kinda some reference to a film or Made-for-TV special starring the Matthew McConnaghey? Please to explain for me.
 
2013-02-13 02:40:44 PM  

Secret Agent X23: unchellmatt: It sounds more like her daughters are polyamorous but just don't have a word for it. It also sounds like "Dear Abby" hasn't got a clue.

Maybe, but if the one sister's rationale for agreeing to this is to remove hubby's incentive to cheat, I have to think she's not going into it for any of the right reasons.


We're not hearing from the daughter directly, we're hearing from the edited letter of the mother.

It's quite possible, for example, that after her mother started making Lecture #417 on the subject, the daughter might well have in desperation said, "Well, unlike you in your first marriage, at least I know who my husband's sleeping with!  And maybe Sis will return the favor after she's married!"

So Mom takes that and tells Dear Abby those are her daughter's "reasons" (instead of her daughter's frustrated attempt to shock her mother into shutting up), in hopes of getting support for continuing a campaign of sticking her unwanted nose in her daughters' sex lives.  And now Dear Abby has gone and given Mom permission to continue to wreck the mother-daughters relationship.
 
2013-02-13 02:43:44 PM  

Tanukis_Parachute: The Italian Farker: Why is it BS? My wife's sister moved in with us when their parents died. She was 17 at the time but on her 18th birthday my wife wanted me to have sex with her so she could enjoy it without getting pregnant. Went on for about 2 years until she met someone responsible. Both couples are still together after 20+ years

so...you're saying anal right?


It's the smart choice for your future.
 
2013-02-13 02:46:18 PM  

Drakuun: Lucidz:

Yes, I'm aware that people tell tall tales on the internet...and on FARK in particular.
I get the Snark aspect of it all.. I've been here plenty long enough to know better. =)
I just have an exceptionally rare, and loving relationship is all, that is my bias.

So many people I see unhappy, or who cannot maintain relationships, do a fair share
of self sabotage to keep it that way... was the point I was really making.


Veteran of the Cola Wars: Motorcycles and girls are awesome. There is nothing, and I do mean nothing, quite like feeling two perky points of pressure stabbing into your back and two arms clinched tight around you as you goose the gas.

I would say anything with any measurable power, and which makes it seem to them as if,
without you piloting it, they are sure to die at any second. Mine is dirt and snow covered rural roads in my Impreza....they lose their minds (and panties) when you're barreling through the backwoods rally style.

rofl


WRX or STI?
 
2013-02-13 02:47:23 PM  

Veteran of the Cola Wars: I came close to this sort of "perfect fantasy."

I was still young, and there was this kinda hot in a crazy bad way girl named Jennifer. Like most of the other girls of the Cola Wars era. Plenty of Jennifer class girls running around causing no end of trouble.

So, we were dating for a while, and the whole sex issue came up. Jennifer said she'd let me bone her, but to do that, I had to bone her sister first. Being a horny and really very stupid teenage punk, I thought this was a great idea. A fantastic idea. A twoferone deal is what every teenage boy dreams of, right? RIGHT? The price of admission into a Jennifer receptacle seemed easy enough. Living the dream. It was almost like a soft drink commercial. Nothing could go wrong...

WRONG!!!

Enter Christina. Another common nameplate for the Cola Wars era model of teenage girl.

Christina was a mongoloid with a mustache bigger and bushier than my own, and black brillo pad like hair going from fingertip to shoulder. And probably farther. **Shudder**

At that moment, I created an entirely new dating rule and that  is that I do not date or screw around with women that have a neck larger than mine own. I flew out of the house at pert near the speed of sound, snagging my elbow on the metal latch for the screen door, tearing the skin away, and needing about a baker's dozen worth of stitches. I threw a leg over my motorbike, reached down and whammy jammied the screw driver jammed into where the shifter lever used to be, brought the bike to life with a roar that was like a dump truck full of industrial scrap metal was being poured into a woodchipper, and vacated the premises so quickly that everything went all red shifty all around me.

Jennifer dumped me for being an insensitive dick, but that was OK. I met a red haired punk gal named Colbi, a girl that taught me the hard way that girls can be the aggressors in sexual congress. It was the first and last time that I have ever been branded. I miss you Colbi.


Yes, but were you  young enough to look at, and far too old to see all the scars are on the inside?
 
2013-02-13 02:57:53 PM  

Lucidz: Maybe I am jaded about open relationships and sex outside of a relationship. After being cheated on by the same whoresack twice, and seeing decent marriages crumble because of waning interest (really the only reason to get involved in poly-anything) I suppose I can only see the horrific ending that awaits most of those endeavors.


Sampling bias.

With the exception of TMI people, the only times you hear about sex outside other people's relationships is when the relationship fails.  If your friends are in an open relationship and happy about it, chances are they're not broadcasting it.
 
m00
2013-02-13 03:05:36 PM  

cmraman: She's not Fark fantasy material. She's 50, and she's not a supermodel. Oh, and unlike the girls most Farkers date, she's real...

/But since you asked nicely...


her elbows are a bit knobby.
 
2013-02-13 03:07:49 PM  
This exact thing happened to me once.  Then I woke up.
 
2013-02-13 03:10:28 PM  

Zasteva: exclusively male roles anymore, and women have nearly equal ability to take those roles in our society.


No matter what current society says, you're dealing with hundreds of thousands of years of instinct.  You can't do away with that in 100 years.  I stand by my statements.
 
2013-02-13 03:12:24 PM  

cmraman: /But since you asked nicely...


Which one is she?

/I keed, I keed.
 
2013-02-13 03:13:55 PM  

GAT_00: The Italian Farker: Why is it BS? My wife's sister moved in with us when their parents died. She was 17 at the time but on her 18th birthday my wife wanted me to have sex with her so she could enjoy it without getting pregnant. Went on for about 2 years until she met someone responsible. Both couples are still together after 20+ years

Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.


Hehehe precisely.
 
2013-02-13 03:14:38 PM  

ChaoticLimbs: Our ancestors were stupid, bumbling, simple brutes not much different from the rest of the great apes.


Yet they managed to produce you.  Well, we should forgive them for their big sins as well as their small ones.
 
2013-02-13 03:16:35 PM  

Skirl Hutsenreiter: Lucidz: Maybe I am jaded about open relationships and sex outside of a relationship. After being cheated on by the same whoresack twice, and seeing decent marriages crumble because of waning interest (really the only reason to get involved in poly-anything) I suppose I can only see the horrific ending that awaits most of those endeavors.

Sampling bias.

With the exception of TMI people, the only times you hear about sex outside other people's relationships is when the relationship fails.  If your friends are in an open relationship and happy about it, chances are they're not broadcasting it.


Maybe I've been unlucky enough to hang out with people open about their.... open-ness...  Most people I've met seem to want to flaunt it, like a new car. Of course these are people in their late 20s and thirties, so they haven't really reached the "i'm fine with where I'm at" stage of any part of their lives.
 
2013-02-13 03:17:19 PM  
I'm pretty sure old testament Gawd thought multiple wives was A-OK, who am I to Disagree?
 
2013-02-13 03:38:16 PM  

Galloping Galoshes: Zasteva: exclusively male roles anymore, and women have nearly equal ability to take those roles in our society.

No matter what current society says, you're dealing with hundreds of thousands of years of instinct.  You can't do away with that in 100 years.  I stand by my statements.


Fair enough. Now how does that apply to the situation at hand?
 
2013-02-13 03:38:37 PM  
Interesting. Would life be better if we farked like bonobos instead of fighting like chimps?
 
2013-02-13 03:40:48 PM  

Trivia Jockey: Abby's response to this should have simply been "Stop lying".


No, her response would be "BBBBBRRRAAAAAAAIIIIINNNNNSSSSS!!!!!"

/Bet the frigid old harpie who wrote this letter hasn't had any since 1961
 
2013-02-13 03:41:36 PM  

PreMortem: I find it interesting that most think that anything different from a monogamous relationship must be a fabrication. It's almost as if they are shut-ins who never meet people with different perspectives on life and sexuality.

To each their own. Off to the bar for my midday drunk and butt dialing.


I know (casually) a large number of polyamorous persons who are also happily married. Their poly associations also include unmarried people. I don't know if any of these groups include brothers or sisters, but it wouldn't surprise me.

It's not as though this is something entirely uncommon.

Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if some of them are reading this thread. I know there are Farkers among them.
 
2013-02-13 03:45:43 PM  

relcec: Gaseous Anomaly: StaleCoffee: "Biology" backs monogamy in a tribal setting a lot more rationally than it does promiscuity.

How so? If you're living as a group, as primitive humans did, what advantage does paternity certainty confer?

you mean besides stable human relationships?
we aren't jealous creatures because society dictates it.
pair bonding has been for millions of years the most efficient way to care for babies, and pair bonding dictates jealousy as humans that didn't jealousy guard the relationship were less likely to pass on their genes. less jealous women, had babies that were more likely to die. for men, they were more likely to become cuckold and care for other men's babies produced by their women.
if you are not jealous, you are a bit of a mutant.
not that their anything wrong with that.


Are you assuming individual living? The point is that in a group-living situation, being cuckolded doesn't matter. People didn't hoard their meat and veggies to themselves when they lived in small tribes; social pressure is a powerful force in groups that small, and it would tend to make them share or face exile. There's also some evidence (from modern primitives and related animals) that "free love" was a good way to cement these social bonds. (Some modern subcultures do that, e.g. lots of WWII-era fighter pilots and their wives were swingers).

With agriculture and civilization came individual living, which brought things more in line with the model you're talking about. But that's a blip in human history; we haven't been experiencing those selection pressures for that many generations so it's unlikely to have evolutionarily shaped us.

/I get this all from "Sex At Dawn" if you're interested
 
2013-02-13 03:50:26 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: Interesting. Would life be better if we farked like bonobos instead of fighting like chimps?


That's "Sex At Dawn"'s thesis: that was what we indeed did until civilization came along. It fits various pieces of evidence and does a good job explaining various bits of our sexual responses.

Recommended reading for anyone wanting to throw around ev-bio explanations of sexual relationships. No need to take it as gospel; I'm sure there are many holes to be poked in their work, and that Farkers are about to enlighten me about them.
 
2013-02-13 03:51:20 PM  

Zasteva: Galloping Galoshes: Zasteva: exclusively male roles anymore, and women have nearly equal ability to take those roles in our society.

No matter what current society says, you're dealing with hundreds of thousands of years of instinct.  You can't do away with that in 100 years.  I stand by my statements.

Fair enough. Now how does that apply to the situation at hand?


Neither of these women will tolerate long "their" man sleeping with the other.  They'll push him to choose. Things will get ugly.  This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it.
 
2013-02-13 03:54:49 PM  

cmraman: Galloping Galoshes: cmraman: //Yeah, I'm a slut. What about it?

Don't need your stories.  Put your wife on.

She's not Fark fantasy material. She's 50, and she's not a supermodel. Oh, and unlike the girls most Farkers date, she's real...

/But since you asked nicely...

[www.geekconsulting.net image 850x566]


Dude.
 
2013-02-13 03:54:55 PM  

The Italian Farker: Why is it BS? My wife's sister moved in with us when their parents died. She was 17 at the time but on her 18th birthday my wife wanted me to have sex with her so she could enjoy it without getting pregnant. Went on for about 2 years until she met someone responsible. Both couples are still together after 20+ years


Are you sure it wasn't your birthday, because that would be one heck of a birthday present.

Also, I wish my wife would let me nail her sister.  In all seriousness though I wouldn't be able to do it.  I can see it now...

Wife:  Go ahead honey you can sleep with my sister.
Me:  Really?
Wife:  Yeah sure I think she would like it and I wouldn't have to do it with you tonight.
Me:  Ok.
Wife:  You're a dead man for agreeing to that.
 
2013-02-13 04:02:26 PM  

Crapinoleum: spiderpaz: m00: El Pachuco: Yeah, no.  While there are a near-infinite number of women in the world and in theory anything's possible, I've so far only seen women be both extremely protective of, and extremely competitive with, their female siblings.  This is about as likely as having a three-way with twin sisters, vs a three-way with two unrelated lady types.

Also, this (NSFW),

Actually my college room-mate was dating this girl, and cheating on her with her identical twin. I was like... "what's the point" but he swore there was a difference.

ROFL!!  omg, that's too damn funny.  The grass is always greener never applied to vagina so well.

A green vagina?  Eeewww!


mydisguises.com

"Eww?" I'd hit it!
 
2013-02-13 04:03:18 PM  

ideclare: The Italian Farker: Why is it BS? My wife's sister moved in with us when their parents died. She was 17 at the time but on her 18th birthday my wife wanted me to have sex with her so she could enjoy it without getting pregnant. Went on for about 2 years until she met someone responsible. Both couples are still together after 20+ years

Are you sure it wasn't your birthday, because that would be one heck of a birthday present.

Also, I wish my wife would let me nail her sister.  In all seriousness though I wouldn't be able to do it.  I can see it now...

Wife:  Go ahead honey you can sleep with my sister.
Me:  Really?
Wife:  Yeah sure I think she would like it and I wouldn't have to do it with you tonight.
Me:  Ok.
Wife:  You're a dead man for agreeing to that.


HAHAHA, I can see my fiance doing the same thing. So far whenever discussion of multiple partners has come up her simple response is, "I do not share well with others." Otherwise we are of the "look all you want but don't touch" school of thought.
 
2013-02-13 04:11:32 PM  

The Italian Farker: Why is it BS? My wife's sister moved in with us when their parents died. She was 17 at the time but on her 18th birthday my wife wanted me to have sex with her so she could <b>enjoy it without getting pregnant</b>. Went on for about 2 years until she met someone responsible. Both couples are still together after 20+ years


....how. Wat. Are you sterile?
 
2013-02-13 04:16:38 PM  
Zasteva: exclusively male roles anymore, and women have nearly equal ability to take those roles in our society.

Galloping Galoshes:No matter what current society says, you're dealing with hundreds of thousands of years of instinct.  You can't do away with that in 100 years.  I stand by my statements.

Zasteva:Fair enough. Now how does that apply to the situation at hand?


Galloping Galoshes: Neither of these women will tolerate long "their" man sleeping with the other.  They'll push him to choose. Things will get ugly.  This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it.

That's certainly possible. I've seen jealousy crop up in open relationships before. I've also seen open relationships go on for a long time after those issues are resolved. Long term relationships are difficult, whether they are monogamous or not. A relationship with multiple partners offers more challenges than most, but it also offers more benefits than most.

And your prediction could turn out to be false you know. It could go very well for them, never get ugly or out of control, and they'll be luck to have lived it. I agree that the odds are not in their favor, statistically speaking. But you could pretty much say that about marriages, too. Should we heap disapproval on people who get married?
 
2013-02-13 04:17:54 PM  

ideclare: Also, I wish my wife would let me nail her sister.  In all seriousness though I wouldn't be able to do it.  I can see it now...


You know, there are lots and lots of phrases I can never picture my wife uttering

"Honey, the I upgraded the video card on the computer since it wasn't fast enough for Skyrim"
"Honey, I'm taking up BASE jumping"
"Honey, I just won $600 million in the lottery"

Of all the phrases I can't picture her uttering, "Honey, I want you to sleep with my sister" is the one I can't picture the most.
 
2013-02-13 04:33:05 PM  

macadamnut: ChaoticLimbs: Sex is not evil, it's ambivalent to morality, in the way that flavor is not related to obesity.

You're wrong. Fat girls taste way better.


Yeah, fat girls are self-basting!
 
2013-02-13 04:35:55 PM  

RedT: PreMortem: I find it interesting that most think that anything different from a monogamous relationship must be a fabrication. It's almost as if they are shut-ins who never meet people with different perspectives on life and sexuality.

To each their own. Off to the bar for my midday drunk and butt dialing.

For more information see: Dan Savage's Column


Thanks for the NSFW warning.
 
2013-02-13 04:36:36 PM  

robertus: Heart-Broken, Heart-Broken
You have no complaint
they are what they are
and they ain't what they ain't
so listen up buster, and listen up good
stop wishing for bad luck and climb on that wood


...leaving satisfied.
 
2013-02-13 04:39:31 PM  

GAT_00: The Italian Farker: Why is it BS? My wife's sister moved in with us when their parents died. She was 17 at the time but on her 18th birthday my wife wanted me to have sex with her so she could enjoy it without getting pregnant. Went on for about 2 years until she met someone responsible. Both couples are still together after 20+ years

Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.


farking golden, well played!
 
2013-02-13 04:47:50 PM  

cmraman: Galloping Galoshes: cmraman: //Yeah, I'm a slut. What about it?

Don't need your stories.  Put your wife on.

She's not Fark fantasy material. She's 50, and she's not a supermodel. Oh, and unlike the girls most Farkers date, she's real...

/But since you asked nicely...

[www.geekconsulting.net image 850x566]

i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-13 05:04:10 PM  
"Are you right to protest? You certainly are. That's what mothers are for -- to inject a dose of sanity when everyone around her is losing theirs. "

Worst advice I've ever seen from Abby.
 
2013-02-13 05:16:19 PM  

Clemkadidlefark: Once upon a time an opportunity arose in my music industry profession to indulge in that fantasy, two on one.  The experience was ... awkward. Everyone willing, but not experienced where to put all the extra arms. And in contrast to pron.


I bet your first attempt at music was awkward, too.  Practice makes perfect.
 
2013-02-13 05:24:02 PM  
I  diddled two Ukrainian sisters for a while.  They lived together.  One liked it in the morning and the other at night, which worked out well. Neither minded me farking the other but they wouldn't get into bed together... at least, not when I was around.
 
2013-02-13 05:25:15 PM  

Nutsac_Jim: Clemkadidlefark: Once upon a time an opportunity arose in my music industry profession to indulge in that fantasy, two on one.  The experience was ... awkward. Everyone willing, but not experienced where to put all the extra arms. And in contrast to pron.

If it was two girls you have them handle each other while you take car of them in a serial fashion.

If it was a guy and a girl, you are to put your hand on the trigger and shoot yourself if you did anything other than the high five to make an A.


LOL over here

No further comment except it was two young ladies of the "I'm so effing drunk" and "Don't dare me, you know I'll do it" persuasion".
 
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