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(Yahoo)   Dear Abby: My two daughters are sharing one husband when it comes to sex. My husband says any man who would refuse this "set-up" would be nuts, but I think it's horrendous. Should I continue to protest or let it go?   (news.yahoo.com ) divider line
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2013-02-13 01:04:06 PM  
I've seen (and done) some things man, things that would make Penthouse blush. However, I do believe that this is just another Dear Abby troll letter. I do like the old man's attitude, even if fake.
 
2013-02-13 01:04:33 PM  

Galloping Galoshes: Perhaps cgraves67 has a better handle on what drives people than you.  Romance is a modern concept.  Procreation and ensuring the success of offspring are instinctive.  I'd bet on the more ingrained behavior.


Human biology is entirely predicated on the assumption that both males and females of our species would have multiple partners.  Certain major elements of male biology are based on the assumption that females will have had another partner within hours or minutes of their current one.

Biology doesn't back monogamy at all, which is what I think you're implying if I'm interpreting the chain of quotes correctly.
 
2013-02-13 01:04:40 PM  

reillan: Today, they live a life of complete incest - they're lesbians together, without outside people. It's creepy. But don't feel bad for me, because their cousin the beautiful swimsuit-model-turned-rockstar found out about it and decided I must be pretty good in bed... And lemme tell ya, even female rock stars have amazing girl groupies...


You should expand this to a short story and post it somewhere.
 
2013-02-13 01:05:44 PM  
To all of you who are incredulous about this story, and about those who claim to have similar stories.

Estimated rate of open marriages: 1% to 6% of marriages  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Open_marriage_incidence
Estimated rate of sibling/sibling consensual incest: 2% to 5% of adult population  http://www.mpicc.de/ww/en/pub/forschung/forschungsarbeit/gemeinsame_p r ojekte/inzest/inzest_krim.htm

Assuming no entanglement effects, that puts the estimated number of people who have both open marriages and consensual incest at somewhere between 1 in 5000 and 1 in 333.    There are approximately 58,500,000 married couples in the US.  http://www.census.gov/compendia/statab/2012/tables/12s0059.pdf.  That suggests that a conservative estimate of the number of married couples who have engaged in some form of consensual sex with siblings in the US is 11,700.

Keep in mind that for cultural reasons incidents of incest, especially consensual incest, are under reported. Actual incidence rates may be quite higher.

Those numbers suggest that you probably don't personally know anyone in that kind of relationship, but given the population of people who write Dear Abby and the population of people who post on Fark, the odds that at least one person is or has been involved in such a relationship are pretty good.
 
2013-02-13 01:06:21 PM  

The Italian Farker: Why is it BS? My wife's sister moved in with us when their parents died. She was 17 at the time but on her 18th birthday my wife wanted me to have sex with her so she could enjoy it without getting pregnant. Went on for about 2 years until she met someone responsible. Both couples are still together after 20+ years


Yea, this totally happened to me too...

My wife, er, Morgan Fairchild, demanded that I deflower her younger sister, er...Heidi Klum, yea, that's what happened.

I protested greatly, but then my wife...Morgan Fairchild invoked the whole "in sickness, in health, in sister relations" clause in our marriage clause...what choice did I have?

Yea, that's the ticket.  And it's true too...or my name isn't Tommy Flanagan.
 
2013-02-13 01:06:25 PM  
Lucky farkers POV:

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2013-02-13 01:07:23 PM  
Dad is in favor of it because hes the one hiding in the closet fapping.
 
2013-02-13 01:07:48 PM  

swankywanky: Publikwerks: Now imagine their fat.


No thanks, I would much rather imagine their tits.
 
2013-02-13 01:07:56 PM  

Clemkadidlefark: Once upon a time an opportunity arose in my music industry profession to indulge in that fantasy, two on one.  The experience was ... awkward. Everyone willing, but not experienced where to put all the extra arms. And in contrast to pron.


If it was two girls you have them handle each other while you take car of them in a serial fashion.

If it was a guy and a girl, you are to put your hand on the trigger and shoot yourself if you did anything other than the high five to make an A.
 
2013-02-13 01:08:19 PM  

Galloping Galoshes: Zasteva: cgraves67: While I can believe that this can happen and does happen, such diversion from the norm indicates that the persons involved are themselves socially abnormal. They probably would leave a trail of questionable decisions and brutally stupid mistakes. The story reeks of broken marriages all over the place, which may be the source of the dysfunctionality, although I wouldn't settle on that without more history.

Perhaps there are simply more people than you know who don't feel that possession is a necessary or positive part of a romantic relationship.

Perhaps cgraves67 has a better handle on what drives people than you.  Romance is a modern concept.  Procreation and ensuring the success of offspring are instinctive.  I'd bet on the more ingrained behavior.


What the story reeks of is childhood sexual abuse and consequent damaged social development.
 
2013-02-13 01:08:20 PM  
is story is factual than 'Sam' has the luck that is equivalent to winning the powerball every year.
 
2013-02-13 01:08:56 PM  
Pocket Ninja: I'll bet lots of internet dollars that not a single person in this story looks like we want them to look. Assuming, of course, that it's not total bullshiat, which it is.


That depends... Do you want them to look like Dear Abby's editor?
 
2013-02-13 01:09:11 PM  
all I know is this kinda stuff never happens to me.
 
2013-02-13 01:09:20 PM  

The Italian Farker: Why is it BS? My wife's sister moved in with us when their parents died. She was 17 at the time but on her 18th birthday my wife wanted me to have sex with her so she could enjoy it without getting pregnant. Went on for about 2 years until she met someone responsible. Both couples are still together after 20+ years


so...you're saying anal right?
 
2013-02-13 01:09:35 PM  

Lucidz: Unemployedingreenland: Unemployedingreenland: Well, when I was newly married for the first time, my then wife's younger twin sisters moved in for a short stay.  They were 18 years old, and both were bikini model former gymnasts with a peculiar form of OCD that made them want to keep our house spotless.  They were also gourmet cooks, and they practically couldn't live without (ahem) something in their mouths at all times, which kept them blissfully quiet.  They were extremely competitive about everything too, so it was always "BJ contest this, and BJ contest that" around the house.  Best part was the wifey insisted I deflower both of them.  Boy those were the days.

And did I mention one twin was a dark-eyed brunette, the other was a blue-eyed blonde, and the third was a green-eyed redhead?

Gourmet cooks at 18?  Impressive.  Also, sounds like you lived with some skanks.


Hey, that's my wife you're talking about (well, ex-wife actually - she was too much of a skank in the end).
 
2013-02-13 01:09:51 PM  

reillan: When I was 22, I met a girl who was 20, and her sister was 18.  I started dating the 20-year-old shortly thereafter, but we waited a while before we started sleeping together, so that that wouldn't be the driving factor in the relationship.  We made it maybe 3 months.  Anyway, both lived with their mom at the time, and as a result I'd constantly see the 18-year-old around the apartment.  Both of the girls fought constantly, and I tried to stay out of it... and they'd always run to their mom (or call their dad) for support.  But it wasn't long before they started prying me for my input.  Of course, when my g/f decided to rub her sex life in her sister's face, the sister decided she was going to start competing for me, too.  I would walk into the apartment and find her sitting in just a t-shirt, making no move to cover herself up, or catch her coming out of the bathroom and dropping her towel, that sort of thing.  One day, I went over, and naturally she was the only one home... and... well... I am only a man...

of course, the 18-year-old bragged about it, and the 20-year-old broke up with me.  So... I started seeing the younger sister.  Soon, the older one started vying for me again, and it became a contest to see who was banging me on a given night.  It got to the point where they started broadcasting their sexual escapades with me to each other, and they could only get off when they knew the other knew.

Then the 18-year-old decided to do it in front of her sister... and... soon after the two of them were making out... and I was on the outside just watching.  Intently, of course.

Today, they live a life of complete incest - they're lesbians together, without outside people.  It's creepy.  But don't feel bad for me, because their cousin the beautiful swimsuit-model-turned-rockstar found out about it and decided I must be pretty good in bed... And lemme tell ya, even female rock stars have amazing girl groupies...


You left out that you're a billionaire with a 12 inch dick and that you now view supermodel rockstars as beneath you. You won't bed anyone in a one night stand who isn't on Forbes.  Your corrections to ancient texts caused the pope to retire and you achieve Bodhisattva daily while in the back of your stretch limousine just to pass the time.

You are rad.  You. Are. Rad.

www.achewood.com
 
2013-02-13 01:11:03 PM  

Galloping Galoshes: Lucidz: Unemployedingreenland: Unemployedingreenland: Well, when I was newly married for the first time, my then wife's younger twin sisters moved in for a short stay.  They were 18 years old, and both were bikini model former gymnasts with a peculiar form of OCD that made them want to keep our house spotless.  They were also gourmet cooks, and they practically couldn't live without (ahem) something in their mouths at all times, which kept them blissfully quiet.  They were extremely competitive about everything too, so it was always "BJ contest this, and BJ contest that" around the house.  Best part was the wifey insisted I deflower both of them.  Boy those were the days.

And did I mention one twin was a dark-eyed brunette, the other was a blue-eyed blonde, and the third was a green-eyed redhead?

Gourmet cooks at 18?  Impressive.  Also, sounds like you lived with some skanks.

They were amazing; they would take the beefaroni out of the can before heating it in the microwave!


Don't forget adding dried parsley for garnish! (Its more about presentation than consistency.)
 
2013-02-13 01:11:18 PM  

Secret Agent X23: PreMortem: And why would it not be happening? I've come across some wild/open relationships.

Actually, it could happen, and maybe it's happening here, but "Melanie's argument is that Sam is less likely to cheat given this situation" doesn't quite ring true. If she doesn't want him to cheat... then... wut???


It's not cheating if the players agree to break the rules.  Ask Congress.
 
2013-02-13 01:11:25 PM  

Jim_Callahan: Galloping Galoshes: Perhaps cgraves67 has a better handle on what drives people than you.  Romance is a modern concept.  Procreation and ensuring the success of offspring are instinctive.  I'd bet on the more ingrained behavior.

Human biology is entirely predicated on the assumption that both males and females of our species would have multiple partners.  Certain major elements of male biology are based on the assumption that females will have had another partner within hours or minutes of their current one.



You want to show some references on that?  For humans, not some monkey species you read about.
 
2013-02-13 01:12:27 PM  

spiderpaz: m00: El Pachuco: Yeah, no.  While there are a near-infinite number of women in the world and in theory anything's possible, I've so far only seen women be both extremely protective of, and extremely competitive with, their female siblings.  This is about as likely as having a three-way with twin sisters, vs a three-way with two unrelated lady types.

Also, this (NSFW),

Actually my college room-mate was dating this girl, and cheating on her with her identical twin. I was like... "what's the point" but he swore there was a difference.

ROFL!!  omg, that's too damn funny.  The grass is always greener never applied to vagina so well.


A green vagina?  Eeewww!
 
2013-02-13 01:12:56 PM  
I have seen a few examples of open marriages / relationships and they all ended badly.

I had a friend in college who was dating a woman for a few years and she started to have an affair behind his back. He found out and after a brief fight, he agreed to let her bang this other guy while still dating him. Then one time all three were hanging out together and ended up in the threesome which created a lot of awkwardness and ended everything.

Another friend of mine got divorced, started a dating a woman who was also divorced and previously into the swinging scene. They ended up getting married and meeting other couples for sex fairly frequently. Usually it was the same two couples that they knew were safe and into the same things they were. After a while jealousy broke out between them all and they could no longer be friends and everything stopped.

The third experience was with another married couple who simply said they tried it for a short while, but the husband always felt like he was getting the bad deal in the exchange (fat, ugly wives of other people in exchange for his wife).

Anyway, as out-of-the-norm as it is, I don't think it is abnormal. I just don't think it works in a lot of cases and things get messy.
 
2013-02-13 01:12:57 PM  

ChaoticLimbs: Fake but harmless even if real. Many people, myself included, do not see sex in the same way that our parents do. Deceit is evil, casual sex is not. I've always been surprised how needlessly simplistic people can be.

Sex is not evil, it's ambivalent to morality, in the way that flavor is not related to obesity. Evil exists when people exert control over situations and people that they have no authority or consent to exert. They do it through manipulation and deception. Absent these two things, sex is as innocent as a back massage or a tennis match.


I'm currently reading "The righteous mind : why good people are divided by politics and religion" by Jonathan Haidt.  He argues that moral systems are based on six foundations (care, Fairness, liberty, loyalty, respect, and sanctity), and that will all morality systems are based on these six foundations, different morality systems stress some foundations more than others.  One of the big ideas in his book is that liberal Westeral morality puts great emphasis on the care/harm foundation but almost no emphasis on all on sanctity.

I'm pretty sure he would say that your argument was a good example of putting lots of emphasis on the care/harm foundation and none at all on the concept of sanctity.

Anyway, you might want to give it a read if you have the time.
 
2013-02-13 01:13:19 PM  
I came close to this sort of "perfect fantasy."

I was still young, and there was this kinda hot in a crazy bad way girl named Jennifer. Like most of the other girls of the Cola Wars era. Plenty of Jennifer class girls running around causing no end of trouble.

So, we were dating for a while, and the whole sex issue came up. Jennifer said she'd let me bone her, but to do that, I had to bone her sister first. Being a horny and really very stupid teenage punk, I thought this was a great idea. A fantastic idea. A twoferone deal is what every teenage boy dreams of, right? RIGHT? The price of admission into a Jennifer receptacle seemed easy enough. Living the dream. It was almost like a soft drink commercial. Nothing could go wrong...

WRONG!!!

Enter Christina. Another common nameplate for the Cola Wars era model of teenage girl.

Christina was a mongoloid with a mustache bigger and bushier than my own, and black brillo pad like hair going from fingertip to shoulder. And probably farther. **Shudder**

At that moment, I created an entirely new dating rule and that  is that I do not date or screw around with women that have a neck larger than mine own. I flew out of the house at pert near the speed of sound, snagging my elbow on the metal latch for the screen door, tearing the skin away, and needing about a baker's dozen worth of stitches. I threw a leg over my motorbike, reached down and whammy jammied the screw driver jammed into where the shifter lever used to be, brought the bike to life with a roar that was like a dump truck full of industrial scrap metal was being poured into a woodchipper, and vacated the premises so quickly that everything went all red shifty all around me.

Jennifer dumped me for being an insensitive dick, but that was OK. I met a red haired punk gal named Colbi, a girl that taught me the hard way that girls can be the aggressors in sexual congress. It was the first and last time that I have ever been branded. I miss you Colbi.
 
2013-02-13 01:14:06 PM  

GAT_00: The Italian Farker: Why is it BS? My wife's sister moved in with us when their parents died. She was 17 at the time but on her 18th birthday my wife wanted me to have sex with her so she could enjoy it without getting pregnant. Went on for about 2 years until she met someone responsible. Both couples are still together after 20+ years

Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.


LMFAO
 
2013-02-13 01:14:31 PM  

Trivia Jockey: Abby's response to this should have simply been "Stop lying".


Why would Abby out herself?
 
2013-02-13 01:15:13 PM  
i'm ok you're ok
 
2013-02-13 01:17:14 PM  

Jim_Callahan: Galloping Galoshes: Perhaps cgraves67 has a better handle on what drives people than you.  Romance is a modern concept.  Procreation and ensuring the success of offspring are instinctive.  I'd bet on the more ingrained behavior.

Human biology is entirely predicated on the assumption that both males and females of our species would have multiple partners.  Certain major elements of male biology are based on the assumption that females will have had another partner within hours or minutes of their current one.

Biology doesn't back monogamy at all, which is what I think you're implying if I'm interpreting the chain of quotes correctly.


What a load of manure and an excuse for bad behavior   As civilization expands, the needs and rules of the old ways diminish. Cavemen used to club women over the head and rape them.  Romans used slaves as sex toys or modes of vicious entertainment.  The concept of a biological need for procreation is based solely on the need to perpetuate the species and preservation of human kind.  So unless you're bare backing every ho-bag you roofy into getting horizontal, you're still denying the so called base desires of your innate "biology".  

Besides which, with overpopulation, increased diversity among races, etc, there is no need for a biological multi-partner sexual drive.  My assumption is that every time you have a "base instinct" to stone a man to death for being a douchenozzle does not cause you to do so, as society, ya know, frowns on it...

So take your stupid weak ass argument and go justify it somewhere else.  You want to be a slut, do so.  Don't pretend something deep in your genetic code is driving you to spread your man-seed to the interior of inexpensive truck stop condoms.
 
2013-02-13 01:17:30 PM  
Damn, some people have really open relationships with their parents, huh? Who talks about this shiat with their mom??
 
2013-02-13 01:17:36 PM  
My boyfriend keeps telling me to get a girlfriend.

/what?
 
2013-02-13 01:18:05 PM  

Unemployedingreenland: Lucidz: Unemployedingreenland: Unemployedingreenland: Well, when I was newly married for the first time, my then wife's younger twin sisters moved in for a short stay.  They were 18 years old, and both were bikini model former gymnasts with a peculiar form of OCD that made them want to keep our house spotless.  They were also gourmet cooks, and they practically couldn't live without (ahem) something in their mouths at all times, which kept them blissfully quiet.  They were extremely competitive about everything too, so it was always "BJ contest this, and BJ contest that" around the house.  Best part was the wifey insisted I deflower both of them.  Boy those were the days.

And did I mention one twin was a dark-eyed brunette, the other was a blue-eyed blonde, and the third was a green-eyed redhead?

Gourmet cooks at 18?  Impressive.  Also, sounds like you lived with some skanks.

Hey, that's my wife you're talking about (well, ex-wife actually - she was too much of a skank in the end).


I hope you found someone cool enough that you can mark down the past experiences as experiences, and just enjoy a stable relationship. (I mean that!)
 
2013-02-13 01:18:30 PM  
My neighbors are four women in a group relationship. One is a blatant butch, but the others look like any other woman you see living in a suburban house. They have three children between them. I haven't asked how the sleeping arrangements work, but have definitely wondered.
 
2013-02-13 01:18:42 PM  
Abby's comments, The Mom's concern, The Butt hurt 'that never happened' crowd..

All taking their own relationship frustrations out on people that have what they
only dream of, but keep themselves from ever really experiencing.

Too see so many people selling themselves short of what Love is capable of....
Instead focusing on jealousy, and insisting that everyone be as miserable as them
holding up some silly notion of morality when it comes to Sex and Sexuality.

It's Sad... It really is.

Love yourself, Be open with yourself, on then can you really love others.

If you can do this ....You'll be surprised what can happen.
 
2013-02-13 01:19:54 PM  

The Italian Farker: GAT_00: The Italian Farker: Why is it BS? My wife's sister moved in with us when their parents died. She was 17 at the time but on her 18th birthday my wife wanted me to have sex with her so she could enjoy it without getting pregnant. Went on for about 2 years until she met someone responsible. Both couples are still together after 20+ years

Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.

Sorry you don't believe me but it did happen.


Same thing happened to me, but then I woke up.
 
2013-02-13 01:21:51 PM  

The Italian Farker: the_rev: The Italian Farker: on her 18th birthday my wife wanted me to have sex with her so she could enjoy it without getting pregnant.

Your wife... *wanted* you to fcuck her 18-year-old sister?

That is...unusual.

Yes it was unusual but well who am I to refuse, I was 24 at the time. I should note that she was a Butterface.


Butterface is right:

l2.yimg.com
 
2013-02-13 01:23:11 PM  

macadamnut: ChaoticLimbs: Sex is not evil, it's ambivalent to morality, in the way that flavor is not related to obesity.

You're wrong. Fat girls taste way better.



dig in...
ts2.mm.bing.net
 
2013-02-13 01:23:22 PM  
Many years ago, my cousin insisted I fist him and his sister.

What could I do?

I killed them both and ate the bodies.
 
2013-02-13 01:24:03 PM  
My girlfriend has only brothers, so I has a sad.

\she does have a couple of 20-something daughters, though...
 
2013-02-13 01:24:44 PM  

ChaoticLimbs: Fake but harmless even if real. Many people, myself included, do not see sex in the same way that our parents do. Deceit is evil, casual sex is not. I've always been surprised how needlessly simplistic people can be.

Sex is not evil, it's ambivalent to morality, in the way that flavor is not related to obesity. Evil exists when people exert control over situations and people that they have no authority or consent to exert. They do it through manipulation and deception. Absent these two things, sex is as innocent as a back massage or a tennis match.


Sex is evil when two people commit to each other, and then one steps out on the other.

*The "act of sex" is not evil in itself
 
2013-02-13 01:25:30 PM  
cgraves67: While I can believe that this can happen and does happen, such diversion from the norm indicates that the persons involved are themselves socially abnormal. They probably would leave a trail of questionable decisions and brutally stupid mistakes. The story reeks of broken marriages all over the place, which may be the source of the dysfunctionality, although I wouldn't settle on that without more history.

Zasteva:Perhaps there are simply more people than you know who don't feel that possession is a necessary or positive part of a romantic relationship.


Galloping Galoshes: Perhaps cgraves67 has a better handle on what drives people than you.  Romance is a modern concept.  Procreation and ensuring the success of offspring are instinctive.  I'd bet on the more ingrained behavior.

No, I agree with his first sentence. This is a diversion from the norm. My problem is with him defining that a dysfunctional, which in my experience simply isn't true.

Dysfunction happens primarily when people aren't true to their own natures. Most people aren't able to override their jealousy and fear of losing someone. But some people are. That's a sign of civilized (or enlightened if you prefer) behavior, overcoming one's fear with reason and compassion.

For those who aren't able to overcome jealousy and fear, a monogamous relationship might work better. But only if the male can override his biological drive to procreate with multiple partners; or in the rare cases where he doesn't really have that drive.

But for those who can override that, a monogamous relationship may actually be more challenging, since it may require both people to sublimate healthy sexual urges toward other people they love while not providing any actually benefit to the partnership.

Also, what makes you think that procreation and success of offspring are challenged by this circumstance? Biologically speaking, doesn't it maximize both the male and female outcome for reproduction and success of offspring?
 
2013-02-13 01:25:36 PM  
the only reason I think it's fake is it is on Dear Abby, not that it doesn't happen.
 
2013-02-13 01:25:39 PM  

Mikey1969: Dear  Heartbroken Mom in Florida :

Let your adult daughters and the adult male in this make their own adult decisions. If everyone is fine with this setup, and is mature enough to not let jealousy get in the way(And plenty of people can and do handle this just fine), then back off and let them live their own lives... Butt out.


Have you learned nothing from Fark? This will end up in a courtroom and/or Dr. Phil Show.
 
2013-02-13 01:25:55 PM  
GAT_00:
The Italian Farker: Why is it BS? My wife's sister moved in with us when their parents died. She was 17 at the time but on her 18th birthday my wife wanted me to have sex with her so she could enjoy it without getting pregnant. Went on for about 2 years until she met someone responsible. Both couples are still together after 20+ years

Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.


I dunno man, he's Italian.  They do some shiat over there.
 
2013-02-13 01:26:23 PM  

reillan: When I was 22, I met a girl who was 20, and her sister was 18.  I started dating the 20-year-old shortly thereafter, but we waited a while before we started sleeping together, so that that wouldn't be the driving factor in the relationship.  We made it maybe 3 months.  Anyway, both lived with their mom at the time, and as a result I'd constantly see the 18-year-old around the apartment.  Both of the girls fought constantly, and I tried to stay out of it... and they'd always run to their mom (or call their dad) for support.  But it wasn't long before they started prying me for my input.  Of course, when my g/f decided to rub her sex life in her sister's face, the sister decided she was going to start competing for me, too.  I would walk into the apartment and find her sitting in just a t-shirt, making no move to cover herself up, or catch her coming out of the bathroom and dropping her towel, that sort of thing.  One day, I went over, and naturally she was the only one home... and... well... I am only a man...

of course, the 18-year-old bragged about it, and the 20-year-old broke up with me.  So... I started seeing the younger sister.  Soon, the older one started vying for me again, and it became a contest to see who was banging me on a given night.  It got to the point where they started broadcasting their sexual escapades with me to each other, and they could only get off when they knew the other knew.

Then the 18-year-old decided to do it in front of her sister... and... soon after the two of them were making out... and I was on the outside just watching.  Intently, of course.

Today, they live a life of complete incest - they're lesbians together, without outside people.  It's creepy.  But don't feel bad for me, because their cousin the beautiful swimsuit-model-turned-rockstar found out about it and decided I must be pretty good in bed... And lemme tell ya, even female rock stars have amazing girl groupies...


Excellent post.
 
2013-02-13 01:27:14 PM  
After some extensive investigation, the true identity of the sisters has been revealed:

encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2013-02-13 01:27:52 PM  
My wife has dreams I'm cheating on her and she gets mad at me in real life.

So I usually say, "well if you're already mad at me I should just cheat!"
 
2013-02-13 01:28:11 PM  

Wendy's Chili: Fark headline: My husband says any man who would refuse this "set-up" would be nuts

Article text: My current husband says any man who would refuse this "set-up" would be nuts

No dad would be that cool about somebody schtupping both of his daughters.


could be a step dad.
 
2013-02-13 01:29:30 PM  
Real story:

I had a very physical relationship with girlfriend (23) in college who also had a very hot younger sister (21). On a few drunken occasions the younger sis had given me all the signs that all I had to do was ask. I, being an honest man, told my girlfriend what was going on and in no uncertain termss was told:

You sleep with my sister and I'll cut your d*ck off.

Cue me running for the horizon. I knew they were crazy and should have knowwn better.
 
2013-02-13 01:29:52 PM  

Drakuun: Abby's comments, The Mom's concern, The Butt hurt 'that never happened' crowd..

All taking their own relationship frustrations out on people that have what they
only dream of, but keep themselves from ever really experiencing.

Too see so many people selling themselves short of what Love is capable of....
Instead focusing on jealousy, and insisting that everyone be as miserable as them
holding up some silly notion of morality when it comes to Sex and Sexuality.

It's Sad... It really is.

Love yourself, Be open with yourself, on then can you really love others.

If you can do this ....You'll be surprised what can happen.


The problem is, if you stick around fark long enough... You get these people who come and go, sometimes TF'ers, who claim to have these "insane experiences".  They have a great marriage, they swing, they have sex with beautiful 20 year olds, etc.  They are living the dream.  Of course they never have any pictures of themselves, or of their "conquests" because "they like their privacy".  (That doesn't stop them from constantly postbombing penthouse forum ready stories.)

Eventually some determined person will track down who these people are and post pictures.  Without fail they are hideous wildebeasts who wouldn't get into any club where the doorman wasn't blind.  Also without fail, as soon as the pics are posted and the reality comes out, someone gets banned and the fatty swingers with the exotic lifestyle just... Dissappear.

Or someone gets beaten up and post pics and the husband buys them a laptop to shut them up... (Went old school there)
 
2013-02-13 01:30:27 PM  

The Italian Farker: Why is it BS? My wife's sister moved in with us when their parents died. She was 17 at the time but on her 18th birthday my wife wanted me to have sex with her so she could enjoy it without getting pregnant.


Paul Bernardo?
 
2013-02-13 01:32:12 PM  

swankywanky: Publikwerks: Now imagine their fat.

their fat what???  wait...no, don't bother

/yes, I know you already auto-corrected, sorry, but had to
//very funny, BTW!


In fact, it works either way.

/Both should come with complimentary bleach, however.
 
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