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(Yahoo)   Dear Abby: My two daughters are sharing one husband when it comes to sex. My husband says any man who would refuse this "set-up" would be nuts, but I think it's horrendous. Should I continue to protest or let it go?   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 332
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2013-02-13 12:45:05 PM

Publikwerks: Pocket Ninja: I'll bet lots of internet dollars that not a single person in this story looks like we want them to look. Assuming, of course, that it's not total bullshiat, which it is.

A pair of daughters, in an open relationship, sharing one man. Spending most nights with one woman, while occasionally spending a night out with her sister. Maybe even leaving work early some days to sneak one in. Maybe he brings up the possibility of a threesome. Imagine, all three of them in bed, sweating, rubbing in a pleasurefest....

[aka-img-2.h-img.com image 342x357]

Now imagine their fat.


Bravo.
 
2013-02-13 12:45:19 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Pocket Ninja: I'll bet lots of internet dollars that not a single person in this story looks like we want them to look. Assuming, of course, that it's not total bullshiat, which it is.

I'm picturing two really fat broads, and a skinny little white guy in a wifebeater, so they probably look like how I think they look.



I'm not getting the whole picture here.I see two fat women glued together with just a skinny white foot sticking out.Maybe my screen is to small.
 
2013-02-13 12:46:06 PM

CheatCommando: A high school friend became a manager at a strip club. A year later he quit and voluntarily committed himself.


No conclusion can be drawn from a single data point.  However, can you imagine being around that many chicks PMSing at the same time?
 
2013-02-13 12:46:08 PM
I can see this happening, I dated a chick who had a younger sister. When I'd go over to their place to party at the end of the night the younger sister would try to get us to just all snuggle up in her big bed. The g/f just had a single bed, and I don't mind spooning. Whenever the younger sister tried this I just kept my mouth shut to see how my gf felt about this and to see how it would play out. It never went down.
 
2013-02-13 12:46:19 PM

Rapmaster2000: It's great until one of the crazy broads stabs you.


/This
 
2013-02-13 12:46:50 PM
I had sex with two sisters at the same time once, but our Mom walked in on us. Awkward!
 
2013-02-13 12:47:33 PM

TheDumbBlonde: jfarkinB: As opposed to a brother being forced to marry and impregnate his dead brother's widow, which of course is God's Will as set out in The Bible.

I bet you're a blast at parties.


If I'm ever invited to one, we'll see.
 
2013-02-13 12:47:33 PM
Well, when I was newly married for the first time, my then wife's younger twin sisters moved in for a short stay.  They were 18 years old, and both were bikini model former gymnasts with a peculiar form of OCD that made them want to keep our house spotless.  They were also gourmet cooks, and they practically couldn't live without (ahem) something in their mouths at all times, which kept them blissfully quiet.  They were extremely competitive about everything too, so it was always "BJ contest this, and BJ contest that" around the house.  Best part was the wifey insisted I deflower both of them.  Boy those were the days.
 
2013-02-13 12:47:36 PM
Jim_Callahan: Open marriage is fine, actually pretty well within established western norms.  The tradition goes back basically forever, though in the early US and contemporary western Europe the second woman would be called a mistress the first wife not being particularly disturbed is not terribly unusual.

Except that's not an open marriage.  That's a time when women were also without a great deal of their current civil rights and were handed from father/brother to husband.  (Couldn't vote, couldn't hold serious outside employment, couldn't run their own finances, etc.)  Want the litmus test?  Switch the roles and have the wife stepping out on her husband and setting up a her lover in a townhouse a few blocks over and see if everyone is still cool with it.
 
2013-02-13 12:48:12 PM

Publikwerks: Now imagine their fat.


their fat what???  wait...no, don't bother

/yes, I know you already auto-corrected, sorry, but had to
//very funny, BTW!
 
2013-02-13 12:48:15 PM

Publikwerks: Pocket Ninja: I'll bet lots of internet dollars that not a single person in this story looks like we want them to look. Assuming, of course, that it's not total bullshiat, which it is.

A pair of daughters, in an open relationship, sharing one man. Spending most nights with one woman, while occasionally spending a night out with her sister. Maybe even leaving work early some days to sneak one in. Maybe he brings up the possibility of a threesome. Imagine, all three of them in bed, sweating, rubbing in a pleasurefest....

[aka-img-2.h-img.com image 342x357]

Now imagine their fat.


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-13 12:48:21 PM

the_rev: The Italian Farker: on her 18th birthday my wife wanted me to have sex with her so she could enjoy it without getting pregnant.

Your wife... *wanted* you to fcuck her 18-year-old sister?

That is...unusual.


Perhaps not as unusual as you think. I'm familiar with several similar situations among people I know. One ended in disaster, with the sisters not speaking to each other, but others continue along fine or ended without major drama.
 
2013-02-13 12:48:54 PM

HMS_Blinkin: Dear Penthouse Forum,

I never thought this would happen to me, but......

Also, did anyone else notice the mom describing her SIL as "attractive and successful?"



Ah, Mom tips her hand and reveals her true issue with this arrangement...
 
2013-02-13 12:49:06 PM

Omnivorous: For those in the "this can't be real camp": I keep an extensive family genealogy.  One of my aunts, way back in the 1930s, married brother A and then proceeded to have all of her kids with brother B.  Of course it never sat well with the Brother family -- group photos always have her excluded.  For me, there's only the problem of "what do you tell the grandchildren and great grandchildren"?


Was brother A a 'man's man' by any chance? (nudge, nudge, NTTAWWT) That was a not uncommon solution in many upper-crust society families, much like teen girls being sent 'abroad' for about 10 months given a certain circumstance.
 
2013-02-13 12:49:25 PM

cgraves67: While I can believe that this can happen and does happen, such diversion from the norm indicates that the persons involved are themselves socially abnormal. They probably would leave a trail of questionable decisions and brutally stupid mistakes. The story reeks of broken marriages all over the place, which may be the source of the dysfunctionality, although I wouldn't settle on that without more history.

The mother indicates that the family is otherwise successful in life, so I'm skeptical of this letter.


The mother refers to her "current" husband, but makes no reference to this being other than her daughter's first marriage.

The kid's relationship is more stable than the mother's.

//Also, open marriages aren't all that uncommon.  I know several couples that roll that way and I live in goddamned Texas where even the cows vote Republican and attend church twice a week.  It's really not some unheard-of arrangement.
 
2013-02-13 12:49:31 PM

cgraves67: The mother indicates that the family is otherwise successful in life, so I'm skeptical of this letter.


Depends on what her standard of success is.  Could be just holding down a 20-hr job at the local strip club.
 
2013-02-13 12:49:39 PM
FTA: Melanie is naive to think that encouraging Sam to have a sexual relationship with her sister will discourage him from seeking other partners. Far from it. And as for her wanting to start a family, has she considered what will happen if her husband impregnates Alicia at the same time -- or first?

And? So what?

It sounds more like her daughters are polyamorous but just don't have a word for it. It also sounds like "Dear Abby" hasn't got a clue. Poly is (at least most of the time) ethical non-monogamy. Why "cheat" if you can say to your wife or GF "You know Thatgirl? I kind of like her, would you mind if I took her on a date?" You set ground rules, you talk a lot, you all have happy lives. Actually, one married poly couple I know, the woman got pregnant and they're not entirely sure if it was her husband or her BF who got her pregnant. And, really, they don't care. She's preggers, she's happy, she loves her men, they love her. What's the big deal?
 
2013-02-13 12:50:12 PM
Dear mom,

STFU.

- Your son-in-law twice over
 
2013-02-13 12:50:14 PM
Dear Heart-Broken Mom:

Join in or STFU.
 
2013-02-13 12:51:28 PM

Unemployedingreenland: Well, when I was newly married for the first time, my then wife's younger twin sisters moved in for a short stay.  They were 18 years old, and both were bikini model former gymnasts with a peculiar form of OCD that made them want to keep our house spotless.  They were also gourmet cooks, and they practically couldn't live without (ahem) something in their mouths at all times, which kept them blissfully quiet.  They were extremely competitive about everything too, so it was always "BJ contest this, and BJ contest that" around the house.  Best part was the wifey insisted I deflower both of them.  Boy those were the days.


And did I mention one twin was a dark-eyed brunette, the other was a blue-eyed blonde, and the third was a green-eyed redhead?
 
2013-02-13 12:51:29 PM

Unemployedingreenland: Well, when I was newly married for the first time, my then wife's younger twin sisters moved in for a short stay.  They were 18 years old, and both were bikini model former gymnasts with a peculiar form of OCD that made them want to keep our house spotless.  They were also gourmet cooks, and they practically couldn't live without (ahem) something in their mouths at all times, which kept them blissfully quiet.  They were extremely competitive about everything too, so it was always "BJ contest this, and BJ contest that" around the house.  Best part was the wifey insisted I deflower both of them.  Boy those were the days.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-13 12:51:44 PM

fawlty: FTFA: She says Alicia won't sleep around now and, maybe, one day she'll marry a handsome man like Sam who will "return the favor"!

I lol'd.


Me too. That is what made me know it was a troll. It is called over-playing one's hand.

Not that this would stop Abby from running with it to get page views.
 
2013-02-13 12:51:56 PM

OtherLittleGuy: Cancer of the Butterface


In the event that I somehow gain musical ability and the motivation to start a band, this will be the name of it.
 
2013-02-13 12:52:04 PM

Bell's Boy: I had sex with two sisters at the same time once, but our Mom walked in on us. Awkward!


Bed not big enough for four?
 
m00
2013-02-13 12:52:49 PM

El Pachuco: Yeah, no.  While there are a near-infinite number of women in the world and in theory anything's possible, I've so far only seen women be both extremely protective of, and extremely competitive with, their female siblings.  This is about as likely as having a three-way with twin sisters, vs a three-way with two unrelated lady types.

Also, this (NSFW),


Actually my college room-mate was dating this girl, and cheating on her with her identical twin. I was like... "what's the point" but he swore there was a difference.
 
2013-02-13 12:53:05 PM

jfarkinB: TheDumbBlonde: jfarkinB: As opposed to a brother being forced to marry and impregnate his dead brother's widow, which of course is God's Will as set out in The Bible.

I bet you're a blast at parties.

If I'm ever invited to one, we'll see.


Not forced.  She can refuse him.  Sorry, your knowledge is less than perfect.
 
2013-02-13 12:53:12 PM
Someone should remind Abby that she died last month.
 
2013-02-13 12:53:13 PM
Trolling Dear Abby or just practicing a story for Dear Penthouse?
 
2013-02-13 12:53:36 PM
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
 
2013-02-13 12:54:11 PM

The Italian Farker: Why is it BS? My wife's sister moved in with us when their parents died. She was 17 at the time but on her 18th birthday my wife wanted me to have sex with her so she could enjoy it without getting pregnant. Went on for about 2 years until she met someone responsible. Both couples are still together after 20+ years


Monte Te'o?  You know phone sex doesn't count right?
 
2013-02-13 12:54:28 PM

unchellmatt: It sounds more like her daughters are polyamorous but just don't have a word for it. It also sounds like "Dear Abby" hasn't got a clue.


Maybe, but if the one sister's rationale for agreeing to this is to remove hubby's incentive to cheat, I have to think she's not going into it for any of the right reasons.
 
2013-02-13 12:54:53 PM
cgraves67: While I can believe that this can happen and does happen, such diversion from the norm indicates that the persons involved are themselves socially abnormal. They probably would leave a trail of questionable decisions and brutally stupid mistakes. The story reeks of broken marriages all over the place, which may be the source of the dysfunctionality, although I wouldn't settle on that without more history.

Perhaps there are simply more people than you know who don't feel that possession is a necessary or positive part of a romantic relationship.
 
2013-02-13 12:55:35 PM

m00: El Pachuco: Yeah, no.  While there are a near-infinite number of women in the world and in theory anything's possible, I've so far only seen women be both extremely protective of, and extremely competitive with, their female siblings.  This is about as likely as having a three-way with twin sisters, vs a three-way with two unrelated lady types.

Also, this (NSFW),

Actually my college room-mate was dating this girl, and cheating on her with her identical twin. I was like... "what's the point" but he swore there was a difference.


ROFL!!  omg, that's too damn funny.  The grass is always greener never applied to vagina so well.
 
2013-02-13 12:56:51 PM

The Italian Farker: Why is it BS? My wife's sister moved in with us when their parents died. She was 17 at the time but on her 18th birthday my wife wanted me to have sex with her so she could enjoy it without getting pregnant. Went on for about 2 years until she met someone responsible. Both couples are still together after 20+ years


We know you aren't telling the truth because on your profile you have a picture of a Mustang, yet you claim youa re Italian.  As we all know, you would have a Trans Am if this were really the case..
 
2013-02-13 12:57:34 PM
Dear Heartbroken Mom in Florida: *coughs into hand*  Where in Florida is this daughter?
 
2013-02-13 12:57:48 PM

Zasteva: cgraves67: While I can believe that this can happen and does happen, such diversion from the norm indicates that the persons involved are themselves socially abnormal. They probably would leave a trail of questionable decisions and brutally stupid mistakes. The story reeks of broken marriages all over the place, which may be the source of the dysfunctionality, although I wouldn't settle on that without more history.

Perhaps there are simply more people than you know who don't feel that possession is a necessary or positive part of a romantic relationship.


Perhaps cgraves67 has a better handle on what drives people than you.  Romance is a modern concept.  Procreation and ensuring the success of offspring are instinctive.  I'd bet on the more ingrained behavior.
 
2013-02-13 12:59:00 PM
Back in high school I worked at a pizza place that had decent looking milf twins as waitresses. I had chance to go out with one of them, but bailed after I found out they already had 3 kids each. I wasn't gonna get hung out to dry at 18.

One of the pervy older guys (think Olaf from 2 Broke Girls) was constantly giving them crap about having a 3-way together. Finally they decided to call his bluff and he chickened out.
 
2013-02-13 12:59:12 PM

oldfarthenry: Wait a minute! People tell lies on the internet?
I'm despondent.


How do we know you aren't lying?
 
2013-02-13 12:59:45 PM
The wife:
thestreetsarecalling.files.wordpress.com

The sister:
images.sodahead.com

The Husband:
t1.gstatic.com

The Mother:
t1.gstatic.com
 
2013-02-13 01:01:01 PM
They can't put anything on the Internet that isn't true. I heard it on the Internet.

/open marriage with extra partner? Believable, probably not as uncommon as people think.
//live in sex buddy who is also your wife's sister? Yeah...no. That's almost as unbelievable as your wife wanting you to have sex with her just turned 18 sister so she can enjoy it without getting pregnant...because contraceptives don't exist apparently so the only way to enjoy sex without getting pregnant is banging your sister's husband.
 
2013-02-13 01:01:03 PM
What's wrong with it as long as its consenting adults, remember?

 
Man+Man

Women+Women

Father+Daughter

Mother+Son

Father+Son

Sisters

Brothers
 
2013-02-13 01:01:03 PM

Unemployedingreenland: Unemployedingreenland: Well, when I was newly married for the first time, my then wife's younger twin sisters moved in for a short stay.  They were 18 years old, and both were bikini model former gymnasts with a peculiar form of OCD that made them want to keep our house spotless.  They were also gourmet cooks, and they practically couldn't live without (ahem) something in their mouths at all times, which kept them blissfully quiet.  They were extremely competitive about everything too, so it was always "BJ contest this, and BJ contest that" around the house.  Best part was the wifey insisted I deflower both of them.  Boy those were the days.

And did I mention one twin was a dark-eyed brunette, the other was a blue-eyed blonde, and the third was a green-eyed redhead?


Gourmet cooks at 18?  Impressive.  Also, sounds like you lived with some skanks.
 
2013-02-13 01:01:26 PM
My sense of boundaries would keep me from being able to do that.
If they were best friends, maybe.  But not sisters.  Just too much room for trouble and I could not get comfortable with it.
 
2013-02-13 01:01:42 PM
When I was 22, I met a girl who was 20, and her sister was 18.  I started dating the 20-year-old shortly thereafter, but we waited a while before we started sleeping together, so that that wouldn't be the driving factor in the relationship.  We made it maybe 3 months.  Anyway, both lived with their mom at the time, and as a result I'd constantly see the 18-year-old around the apartment.  Both of the girls fought constantly, and I tried to stay out of it... and they'd always run to their mom (or call their dad) for support.  But it wasn't long before they started prying me for my input.  Of course, when my g/f decided to rub her sex life in her sister's face, the sister decided she was going to start competing for me, too.  I would walk into the apartment and find her sitting in just a t-shirt, making no move to cover herself up, or catch her coming out of the bathroom and dropping her towel, that sort of thing.  One day, I went over, and naturally she was the only one home... and... well... I am only a man...

of course, the 18-year-old bragged about it, and the 20-year-old broke up with me.  So... I started seeing the younger sister.  Soon, the older one started vying for me again, and it became a contest to see who was banging me on a given night.  It got to the point where they started broadcasting their sexual escapades with me to each other, and they could only get off when they knew the other knew.

Then the 18-year-old decided to do it in front of her sister... and... soon after the two of them were making out... and I was on the outside just watching.  Intently, of course.

Today, they live a life of complete incest - they're lesbians together, without outside people.  It's creepy.  But don't feel bad for me, because their cousin the beautiful swimsuit-model-turned-rockstar found out about it and decided I must be pretty good in bed... And lemme tell ya, even female rock stars have amazing girl groupies...
 
2013-02-13 01:02:12 PM
Meanwhile ...

Dear Penthouse Forum,

My husband doesn't say "good morning" to me every morning like he used to. Is he having an affair?
 
2013-02-13 01:02:46 PM
Heart-Broken, Heart-Broken
You have no complaint
they are what they are
and they ain't what they ain't
so listen up buster, and listen up good
stop wishing for bad luck and climb on that wood
 
2013-02-13 01:02:54 PM

GAT_00: The Italian Farker: Why is it BS? My wife's sister moved in with us when their parents died. She was 17 at the time but on her 18th birthday my wife wanted me to have sex with her so she could enjoy it without getting pregnant. Went on for about 2 years until she met someone responsible. Both couples are still together after 20+ years

Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.


Never been to West Virginia, I assume?
 
2013-02-13 01:03:02 PM
F*ck you, Abby. You start out ok, acknowledging that these sisters have different views on relationships. Then you go into judgmental mode, telling mom that she's the only one who hasn't lost her sanity.

THERE IS NOTHING THAT HAPPENS BETWEEN CONSENTING ADULTS THAT IS WRONG. It's their goddamn business, and they are not immoral for doing whatever the hell they want as long as they aren't lying to or hurting anyone.
 
2013-02-13 01:03:12 PM

Lucidz: Unemployedingreenland: Unemployedingreenland: Well, when I was newly married for the first time, my then wife's younger twin sisters moved in for a short stay.  They were 18 years old, and both were bikini model former gymnasts with a peculiar form of OCD that made them want to keep our house spotless.  They were also gourmet cooks, and they practically couldn't live without (ahem) something in their mouths at all times, which kept them blissfully quiet.  They were extremely competitive about everything too, so it was always "BJ contest this, and BJ contest that" around the house.  Best part was the wifey insisted I deflower both of them.  Boy those were the days.

And did I mention one twin was a dark-eyed brunette, the other was a blue-eyed blonde, and the third was a green-eyed redhead?

Gourmet cooks at 18?  Impressive.  Also, sounds like you lived with some skanks.


They were amazing; they would take the beefaroni out of the can before heating it in the microwave!
 
2013-02-13 01:03:27 PM

noitsnot: We know you aren't telling the truth because on your profile you have a picture of a Mustang, yet you claim youa re Italian. As we all know, you would have a Trans Am if this were really the case..


we also would have accepted:

*members only jacket
*wifebeater as formal wear
*orange skin
*duck face
*shiatty gold figaro chains
*living with Mama
 
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