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(Yahoo)   Dear Abby: My two daughters are sharing one husband when it comes to sex. My husband says any man who would refuse this "set-up" would be nuts, but I think it's horrendous. Should I continue to protest or let it go?   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 332
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2013-02-13 12:31:51 PM
Was there not a Dear Abby posted here a couple months ago with a somewhat similar set-up, but after the sister got pregnant the husband dumped the wife to marry the sister?
 
2013-02-13 12:31:51 PM

PreMortem: I find it interesting that most think that anything different from a monogamous relationship must be a fabrication. It's almost as if they are shut-ins who never meet people with different perspectives on life and sexuality.


I for one don't assume it because it's different from a monogamous relationship.

I assume it because we're told that the wife thinks that letting the husband do her sister is somehow going to reduce the chances that he'll "cheat." If this scenario is true and an idea like that is part of it, it would most likely be the husband's idea. It's exactly the sort of argument a guy would get the wife to agree to if he wants to sleep with her sister without sneaking around and which she would agree to if she has self-esteem issues.

If it's actually an open marriage of some sort, that doesn't necessarily rule out the possibility that there are circumstances that would be considered cheating, but the whole basis for this goes off in another direction.
 
2013-02-13 12:31:53 PM

The Italian Farker: She was 17 at the time but on her 18th birthday my wife wanted me to have sex with her so she could enjoy it without getting pregnant. Went on for about 2 years until she met someone responsible. Both couples are still together after 20+ years


HAS ANYONE CALLED B.S. ON THIS YET?


miss diminutive: The father would also be both an uncle and a father to both.


surely you know of how STones bassist Bill Wyman divorced his wife, then his son married the dovorced lady, but then Wyman I think married her daughter....so bill wyman's biological son was his father in law, and his new wife's biological mom was also her stepmom and my eyes just went crikey
 
2013-02-13 12:31:54 PM
The best part of that story was the sister's marriage failed because of extra-marital sex.

Open marriages are great, knock yourselves out. But things have a high risk of getting really messy if you're farking a family member, whether biological or in-law.
 
2013-02-13 12:31:56 PM
HEARTBROKEN MOM IN FLORIDA

of course, you are in florida.
 
2013-02-13 12:32:10 PM

GAT_00: The Italian Farker: Why is it BS? My wife's sister moved in with us when their parents died. She was 17 at the time but on her 18th birthday my wife wanted me to have sex with her so she could enjoy it without getting pregnant. Went on for about 2 years until she met someone responsible. Both couples are still together after 20+ years

Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.


Best quote of the day...
Love the response.
And yes, he's a great big liar...a lying liar who lies all the time.
 
2013-02-13 12:32:19 PM
Fake but harmless even if real. Many people, myself included, do not see sex in the same way that our parents do. Deceit is evil, casual sex is not. I've always been surprised how needlessly simplistic people can be.

Sex is not evil, it's ambivalent to morality, in the way that flavor is not related to obesity. Evil exists when people exert control over situations and people that they have no authority or consent to exert. They do it through manipulation and deception. Absent these two things, sex is as innocent as a back massage or a tennis match.
 
2013-02-13 12:32:22 PM
I guess the Florida tag is busy farking him too.
 
2013-02-13 12:33:09 PM

Car_Ramrod: The Italian Farker: Why is it BS? My wife's sister moved in with us when their parents died. She was 17 at the time but on her 18th birthday my wife wanted me to have sex with her so she could enjoy it without getting pregnant. Went on for about 2 years until she met someone responsible. Both couples are still together after 20+ years

...wut?


Wut, wut, in the butt.
 
2013-02-13 12:33:32 PM

miss diminutive: So, assuming both women get pregnant their children would be both siblings and cousins.


Many, many years ago, when I was twenty-three
I got married to a widow as pretty as could be
This widow had a grown up daughter, with flowing hair of red,
My father fell in love with her and soon the two were wed.
This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life.
Now my stepdaughter was my mother, for she was my father's wife.

To complicate the matters more, although it brought me joy,
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.
My little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad,
And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad.
For if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother
To the widow's grown up daughter, who of course was my step-mother.

Father's wife then had a son, who kept them on the run.
And he became my grandson, for he was my daughter's son.
My wife is now my mother's mother and it makes me blue.
Because although she is my wife, she's now my grandma too.
If my wife is my grandmother, then I am her grandchild.
And every time I think of it, It simply drives me wild.

For now I have become The strangest case you ever saw,
As the husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa!
 
2013-02-13 12:33:36 PM

Pocket Ninja: I'll bet lots of internet dollars that not a single person in this story looks like we want them to look. Assuming, of course, that it's not total bullshiat, which it is.


Holy crap, Pocket Ninja's in this thread already!

*runs off to make popcorn*
 
2013-02-13 12:33:56 PM
HEARTBROKEN MOM IN FLORIDA
end of story
 
2013-02-13 12:34:02 PM
I say get an awesome animal sidekick and take that into bed too.

16 of them, in fact.
 
2013-02-13 12:34:13 PM

Secret Agent X23: Living with it as an ongoing setup would be hell on earth, especially if they're sisters. Assuming, of course, that it's really happening, which it isn't.


A high school friend became a manager at a strip club. A year later he quit and voluntarily committed himself.
 
2013-02-13 12:34:19 PM
Good. One less jerkwad to cook for on holidays. One less birthday to remember.

The only thing better than your kids farking the same person is if they fark each other.
 
2013-02-13 12:35:25 PM
Once upon a time an opportunity arose in my music industry profession to indulge in that fantasy, two on one.  The experience was ... awkward. Everyone willing, but not experienced where to put all the extra arms. And in contrast to pron.
 
2013-02-13 12:35:33 PM
Wait a minute! People tell lies on the internet?
I'm despondent.
 
2013-02-13 12:35:51 PM
Harems are all fun and games, until they all start PMSing at the same time.

/to the Man Cave!!
 
2013-02-13 12:36:18 PM
I have a friend (a real friend, not a Canadian one!) that has an open relationship with her boyfriend...  who has also slept with her identical twin sister, at least one time while my friend was in the same room.

/I had a crush on one of the twins when I was in high school
//I always felt like I missed out by not asking her out.
///Then I found out (15 years afterwards) that she had a kid, and decided that I dodged a bullet.  My teen self would've felt the need to provide for the kid.
 
2013-02-13 12:36:25 PM

oldfarthenry: Wait a minute! People tell lies on the internet?
I'm despondent.


I doubt that very much.
 
2013-02-13 12:36:30 PM
When I was 22 I had sex with a 16yo neighbor and her hot cousin. It wasn't very good.

/legal age is 14 here
/fark you
 
2013-02-13 12:37:05 PM

The Italian Farker: Why is it BS? My wife's sister moved in with us when their parents died. She was 17 at the time but on her 18th birthday my wife wanted me to have sex with her so she could enjoy it without getting pregnant. Went on for about 2 years until she met someone responsible. Both couples are still together after 20+ years


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2013-02-13 12:37:09 PM
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2013-02-13 12:37:36 PM

Pocket Ninja: I'll bet lots of internet dollars that not a single person in this story looks like we want them to look. Assuming, of course, that it's not total bullshiat, which it is.


A pair of daughters, in an open relationship, sharing one man. Spending most nights with one woman, while occasionally spending a night out with her sister. Maybe even leaving work early some days to sneak one in. Maybe he brings up the possibility of a threesome. Imagine, all three of them in bed, sweating, rubbing in a pleasurefest....

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Now imagine their fat.
 
2013-02-13 12:37:49 PM

corronchilejano: When I was 22 I had sex with a 16yo neighbor and her hot cousin. It wasn't very good.

/legal age is 14 here
/fark you


In Florida it would have been legal until you turned 23, then you would have to wait until the 16 year old turned 18.
 
2013-02-13 12:37:53 PM
Fark headline: My husband says any man who would refuse this "set-up" would be nuts

Article text: My current husband says any man who would refuse this "set-up" would be nuts

No dad would be that cool about somebody schtupping both of his daughters.
 
2013-02-13 12:38:18 PM
I say anyone dumbF**k enough to do sh*t like this deserves the inevitable implosion that comes from it, and I hope the double homicide/suicide makes fark in the future with a link back to this thread.
 
2013-02-13 12:38:35 PM
Okay, which one of you fakers sent this in so you could calibrate our BS detectors?
 
2013-02-13 12:38:52 PM

fawlty: FTFA: She says Alicia won't sleep around now and, maybe, one day she'll marry a handsome man like Sam who will "return the favor"!

I lol'd.


Pretending that this is real, how much do you want to bet that that's the point at which Sam is no longer happy with the arrangement?
 
2013-02-13 12:38:53 PM
Open marriage is fine, actually pretty well within established western norms.  The tradition goes back basically forever, though in the early US and contemporary western Europe the second woman would be called a mistress the first wife not being particularly disturbed is not terribly unusual.

What  is  terrifying, unnatural, and against all just laws of god and man, is talking to your parents or step-parents about your sex life after you're married.  Their opportunities and ability to give you any kind of meaningful advice ended long, long ago when you were a teenager.

//Albeit, they could also be lying to her.  That actually sounds like the kind of silly running gag I'd play on a meddling relative if I could get a girlfriend to go along with it.
 
2013-02-13 12:39:01 PM

PreMortem: Secret Agent X23: Well, you know, two chicks at one time are the fantasy.

Living with it as an ongoing setup would be hell on earth, especially if they're sisters. Assuming, of course, that it's really happening, which it isn't.

You need a /DNRTFA.

And why would it not be happening? I've come across some wild/open relationships.

My last gf wanted me and her ex at the same time. That's what is known as "not happening". And helluva lot less likely than one sister letting the other have sex with her husband.


Not sure if stupid or stupid.

Nothing that is written in the "dear abbey" columns is real. People submit troll stories.
 
2013-02-13 12:39:20 PM

Wendy's Chili: Fark headline: My husband says any man who would refuse this "set-up" would be nuts

Article text: My current husband says any man who would refuse this "set-up" would be nuts

No dad would be that cool about somebody schtupping both of his daughters.


He was speaking the truth, whether or not he was happy about it.
 
2013-02-13 12:39:29 PM

The Italian Farker: Why is it BS? My wife's sister moved in with us when their parents died. She was 17 at the time but on her 18th birthday my wife wanted me to have sex with her so she could enjoy it without getting pregnant. Went on for about 2 years until she met someone responsible. Both couples are still together after 20+ years


- Checks profile
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Alright, I'll give you the benefit of doubt.  Go on...
 
2013-02-13 12:39:34 PM

miss diminutive: So, assuming both women get pregnant their children would be both siblings and cousins.

The father would also be both an uncle and a father to both.

Truly a foundation for a solid, well adjusted family.


I'm my own grandpa?  (Great song, by the way)

GAT_00: The Italian Farker: Why is it BS? My wife's sister moved in with us when their parents died. She was 17 at the time but on her 18th birthday my wife wanted me to have sex with her so she could enjoy it without getting pregnant. Went on for about 2 years until she met someone responsible. Both couples are still together after 20+ years

Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.


Greatest comment of the thread.

Elandriel: The Italian Farker: the_rev: The Italian Farker: on her 18th birthday my wife wanted me to have sex with her so she could enjoy it without getting pregnant.

Your wife... *wanted* you to fcuck her 18-year-old sister?

That is...unusual.

Yes it was unusual but well who am I to refuse, I was 24 at the time. I should note that she was a Butterface.

Also, possibly Canadian.


Then this comment happened, which almost caused me to ruin a keyboard.

TheDumbBlonde: Elandriel: The Italian Farker: the_rev: The Italian Farker: on her 18th birthday my wife wanted me to have sex with her so she could enjoy it without getting pregnant.

Your wife... *wanted* you to fcuck her 18-year-old sister?

That is...unusual.

Yes it was unusual but well who am I to refuse, I was 24 at the time. I should note that she was a Butterface.

Also, possibly Canadian.

And then she died of cancer.


Then someone topped what I felt was untoppable.


Well played, folks.  Well played.
 
2013-02-13 12:39:35 PM
While I can believe that this can happen and does happen, such diversion from the norm indicates that the persons involved are themselves socially abnormal. They probably would leave a trail of questionable decisions and brutally stupid mistakes. The story reeks of broken marriages all over the place, which may be the source of the dysfunctionality, although I wouldn't settle on that without more history.

The mother indicates that the family is otherwise successful in life, so I'm skeptical of this letter.
 
2013-02-13 12:39:49 PM

Publikwerks: Pocket Ninja: I'll bet lots of internet dollars that not a single person in this story looks like we want them to look. Assuming, of course, that it's not total bullshiat, which it is.

A pair of daughters, in an open relationship, sharing one man. Spending most nights with one woman, while occasionally spending a night out with her sister. Maybe even leaving work early some days to sneak one in. Maybe he brings up the possibility of a threesome. Imagine, all three of them in bed, sweating, rubbing in a pleasurefest....

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Now imagine theirthey're fat.


Yes, I know
 
2013-02-13 12:40:06 PM

miss diminutive: So, assuming both women get pregnant their children would be both siblings and cousins.

The father would also be both an uncle and a father to both.

Truly a foundation for a solid, well adjusted family.


As opposed to a brother being forced to marry and impregnate his dead brother's widow, which of course is God's Will as set out in The Bible.
 
2013-02-13 12:40:19 PM

Publikwerks: Pocket Ninja: I'll bet lots of internet dollars that not a single person in this story looks like we want them to look. Assuming, of course, that it's not total bullshiat, which it is.

A pair of daughters, in an open relationship, sharing one man. Spending most nights with one woman, while occasionally spending a night out with her sister. Maybe even leaving work early some days to sneak one in. Maybe he brings up the possibility of a threesome. Imagine, all three of them in bed, sweating, rubbing in a pleasurefest....

[aka-img-2.h-img.com image 342x357]

Now imagine their fat.


lulz
 
2013-02-13 12:40:49 PM

Car_Ramrod: The Italian Farker: Why is it BS? My wife's sister moved in with us when their parents died. She was 17 at the time but on her 18th birthday my wife wanted me to have sex with her so she could enjoy it without getting pregnant. Went on for about 2 years until she met someone responsible. Both couples are still together after 20+ years

...wut?


Must be shooting blanks.
 
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2013-02-13 12:40:56 PM

The Italian Farker: Why is it BS? My wife's sister moved in with us when their parents died. She was 17 at the time but on her 18th birthday my wife wanted me to have sex with her so she could enjoy it without getting pregnant. Went on for about 2 years until she met someone responsible. Both couples are still together after 20+ years


Dear Penthouse...
 
2013-02-13 12:41:11 PM
I imagine the father is the most sane man in this particular scenario. Maybe hitting the bottle a little more than usual, but certainly saner than the hubby.

I had a brother with a similar situation, except instead of sisters they were coworkers (and nobody was married except the girl he was having an affair with already). Mom freaked out a bit when she found out. I gotta note, that both girls were sharing drinks at social events because "he said they had to" for some time already.

"Nub, did you know this was happening?"

"Sort of, they aren't hiding it too well."

"Are you gonna say something?"

"Like what, a high-five?"

And somehow she had no problem with one of the girls having an affair already.
 
2013-02-13 12:41:15 PM

ChaoticLimbs: Sex is not evil, it's ambivalent to morality, in the way that flavor is not related to obesity.


You're wrong. Fat girls taste way better.
 
2013-02-13 12:42:22 PM
Plausible.  Consider that the wife would have the husband not bothering her for sex so much, after all, it has only been a month.   The sister, conceivable could be trying out for the team as soon as the manager lets the current QB go.
 
2013-02-13 12:42:29 PM
Teo'd

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The Italian Farker: GAT_00: The Italian Farker: Why is it BS? My wife's sister moved in with us when their parents died. She was 17 at the time but on her 18th birthday my wife wanted me to have sex with her so she could enjoy it without getting pregnant. Went on for about 2 years until she met someone responsible. Both couples are still together after 20+ years

Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.

Sorry you don't believe me but it did happen.

 
2013-02-13 12:42:38 PM
Yeah, no.  While there are a near-infinite number of women in the world and in theory anything's possible, I've so far only seen women be both extremely protective of, and extremely competitive with, their female siblings.  This is about as likely as having a three-way with twin sisters, vs a three-way with two unrelated lady types.

Also, this (NSFW),
 
2013-02-13 12:42:49 PM
It's a big country with a lotta f'd up shiat... This could happen.
 
2013-02-13 12:43:06 PM

Gosling: I say get an awesome animal sidekick and take that into bed too.

16 of them, in fact.


The Aristocrats!
 
2013-02-13 12:43:09 PM

Car_Ramrod: The Italian Farker: Why is it BS? My wife's sister moved in with us when their parents died. She was 17 at the time but on her 18th birthday my wife wanted me to have sex with her so she could enjoy it without getting pregnant. Went on for about 2 years until she met someone responsible. Both couples are still together after 20+ years

...wut?


Hermaphrodite.
 
2013-02-13 12:43:17 PM

PreMortem: I find it interesting that most think that anything different from a monogamous relationship must be a fabrication. It's almost as if they are shut-ins who never meet people with different perspectives on life and sexuality.

To each their own. Off to the bar for my midday drunk and butt dialing.


For more information see: Dan Savage's Column
 
2013-02-13 12:43:55 PM

jfarkinB: miss diminutive: So, assuming both women get pregnant their children would be both siblings and cousins.

The father would also be both an uncle and a father to both.

Truly a foundation for a solid, well adjusted family.

As opposed to a brother being forced to marry and impregnate his dead brother's widow, which of course is God's Will as set out in The Bible.


I bet you're a blast at parties.
 
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