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(Yahoo)   Dear Abby: My two daughters are sharing one husband when it comes to sex. My husband says any man who would refuse this "set-up" would be nuts, but I think it's horrendous. Should I continue to protest or let it go?   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 332
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2013-02-13 09:26:43 AM
Abby's response to this should have simply been "Stop lying".
 
2013-02-13 09:32:47 AM
Dear Heart-Broken Mom:

Your daughters are whores. Well done.
 
2013-02-13 09:35:54 AM
I'll bet lots of internet dollars that not a single person in this story looks like we want them to look. Assuming, of course, that it's not total bullshiat, which it is.
 
2013-02-13 09:45:29 AM
Well, you know, two chicks at one time are the fantasy.

Living with it as an ongoing setup would be hell on earth, especially if they're sisters. Assuming, of course, that it's really happening, which it isn't.
 
2013-02-13 09:56:52 AM

Secret Agent X23: Well, you know, two chicks at one time are the fantasy.

Living with it as an ongoing setup would be hell on earth, especially if they're sisters. Assuming, of course, that it's really happening, which it isn't.


You need a /DNRTFA.

And why would it not be happening? I've come across some wild/open relationships.

My last gf wanted me and her ex at the same time. That's what is known as "not happening". And helluva lot less likely than one sister letting the other have sex with her husband.
 
2013-02-13 10:06:18 AM
Why is it BS? My wife's sister moved in with us when their parents died. She was 17 at the time but on her 18th birthday my wife wanted me to have sex with her so she could enjoy it without getting pregnant. Went on for about 2 years until she met someone responsible. Both couples are still together after 20+ years
 
2013-02-13 10:09:34 AM

PreMortem: And why would it not be happening? I've come across some wild/open relationships.


Actually, it could happen, and maybe it's happening here, but "Melanie's argument is that Sam is less likely to cheat given this situation" doesn't quite ring true. If she doesn't want him to cheat... then... wut???
 
2013-02-13 10:10:47 AM

The Italian Farker: Why is it BS? My wife's sister moved in with us when their parents died. She was 17 at the time but on her 18th birthday my wife wanted me to have sex with her so she could enjoy it without getting pregnant. Went on for about 2 years until she met someone responsible. Both couples are still together after 20+ years


Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.
 
2013-02-13 10:12:24 AM

The Italian Farker: on her 18th birthday my wife wanted me to have sex with her so she could enjoy it without getting pregnant.


Your wife... *wanted* you to fcuck her 18-year-old sister?

That is...unusual.
 
2013-02-13 10:19:02 AM

the_rev: The Italian Farker: on her 18th birthday my wife wanted me to have sex with her so she could enjoy it without getting pregnant.

Your wife... *wanted* you to fcuck her 18-year-old sister?

That is...unusual.


Yes it was unusual but well who am I to refuse, I was 24 at the time. I should note that she was a Butterface.
 
2013-02-13 10:41:27 AM

The Italian Farker: the_rev: The Italian Farker: on her 18th birthday my wife wanted me to have sex with her so she could enjoy it without getting pregnant.

Your wife... *wanted* you to fcuck her 18-year-old sister?

That is...unusual.

Yes it was unusual but well who am I to refuse, I was 24 at the time. I should note that she was a Butterface.


Also, possibly Canadian.
 
2013-02-13 10:50:29 AM

Elandriel: The Italian Farker: the_rev: The Italian Farker: on her 18th birthday my wife wanted me to have sex with her so she could enjoy it without getting pregnant.

Your wife... *wanted* you to fcuck her 18-year-old sister?

That is...unusual.

Yes it was unusual but well who am I to refuse, I was 24 at the time. I should note that she was a Butterface.

Also, possibly Canadian.


And then she died of cancer.
 
2013-02-13 11:13:46 AM
It's great until one of the crazy broads stabs you.
 
2013-02-13 11:21:12 AM
Are they Mormon?
 
2013-02-13 11:24:41 AM
I find it interesting that most think that anything different from a monogamous relationship must be a fabrication. It's almost as if they are shut-ins who never meet people with different perspectives on life and sexuality.

To each their own. Off to the bar for my midday drunk and butt dialing.
 
2013-02-13 11:31:55 AM
So, assuming both women get pregnant their children would be both siblings and cousins.

The father would also be both an uncle and a father to both.

Truly a foundation for a solid, well adjusted family.
 
2013-02-13 11:33:09 AM

Pocket Ninja: I'll bet lots of internet dollars that not a single person in this story looks like we want them to look. Assuming, of course, that it's not total bullshiat, which it is.


I'm picturing two really fat broads, and a skinny little white guy in a wifebeater, so they probably look like how I think they look.
 
2013-02-13 11:38:16 AM

Pocket Ninja: I'll bet lots of internet dollars that not a single person in this story looks like we want them to look. Assuming, of course, that it's not total bullshiat, which it is.


Jerry Springer with lots of back cleavage is what I'm imagining.
 
2013-02-13 11:38:50 AM
Oh, yeah, this is totally legit.
 
2013-02-13 11:41:25 AM
Problem?
 
2013-02-13 11:47:43 AM

PreMortem: I find it interesting that most think that anything different from a monogamous relationship must be a fabrication. It's almost as if they are shut-ins who never meet people with different perspectives on life and sexuality.

To each their own. Off to the bar for my midday drunk and butt dialing.


Yeah, women always want their husbands to diddle their little sisters.
 
2013-02-13 12:13:44 PM

GAT_00: The Italian Farker: Why is it BS? My wife's sister moved in with us when their parents died. She was 17 at the time but on her 18th birthday my wife wanted me to have sex with her so she could enjoy it without getting pregnant. Went on for about 2 years until she met someone responsible. Both couples are still together after 20+ years

Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.


Sorry you don't believe me but it did happen.
 
2013-02-13 12:16:25 PM
I want a shirtless picture of "Sam" before I'll believe this.

Also, lol, you're not supposed to let mom find out.
 
2013-02-13 12:22:43 PM
pics?
 
2013-02-13 12:23:06 PM

SphericalTime: I want a shirtless picture of "Sam" before I'll believe this.

Also, lol, you're not supposed to let mom find out.


Uhh, I'd prefer we start with fully clothed pictures, for safety's sake.
 
2013-02-13 12:23:43 PM

TheDumbBlonde: Elandriel: The Italian Farker: the_rev: The Italian Farker: on her 18th birthday my wife wanted me to have sex with her so she could enjoy it without getting pregnant.

Your wife... *wanted* you to fcuck her 18-year-old sister?

That is...unusual.

Yes it was unusual but well who am I to refuse, I was 24 at the time. I should note that she was a Butterface.

Also, possibly Canadian.

And then she died of cancer.


Cancer of the Butterface.
 
2013-02-13 12:24:56 PM
I would bet serious money that in real life this only happens in trailer parks.
 
2013-02-13 12:25:11 PM
Dear Penthouse,
I never thought it would happen to me...
 
2013-02-13 12:25:11 PM
Sounds like mom is jealous that she was cut out of the act.
 
2013-02-13 12:25:32 PM

Secret Agent X23: Well, you know, two chicks at one time are the fantasy.

Living with it as an ongoing setup would be hell on earth, especially if they're sisters. Assuming, of course, that it's really happening, which it isn't.



I actually have two female friends who are sharing a boyfriend.   I don't understand it, but they've been doing it for years, and they both seem happy.

Haven't heard any complaints from the guy, either.

*shrugs* Whatever works.
 
2013-02-13 12:25:51 PM
FTFA: She says Alicia won't sleep around now and, maybe, one day she'll marry a handsome man like Sam who will "return the favor"!

I lol'd.
 
2013-02-13 12:26:05 PM
Dear  Heartbroken Mom in Florida :

Let your adult daughters and the adult male in this make their own adult decisions. If everyone is fine with this setup, and is mature enough to not let jealousy get in the way(And plenty of people can and do handle this just fine), then back off and let them live their own lives... Butt out.
 
2013-02-13 12:26:10 PM
Dear PenthouseAbby: I never thought it would happen to me, but...
 
2013-02-13 12:26:15 PM
Dear Penthouse Forum,

I never thought this would happen to me, but......

Also, did anyone else notice the mom describing her SIL as "attractive and successful?"
 
2013-02-13 12:27:48 PM
Dear Abby: My two daughters are sharing one husband when it comes to sex.

//Hugh Hefner?
 
2013-02-13 12:28:22 PM

The Italian Farker: the_rev: The Italian Farker: on her 18th birthday my wife wanted me to have sex with her so she could enjoy it without getting pregnant.

Your wife... *wanted* you to fcuck her 18-year-old sister?

That is...unusual.

Yes it was unusual but well who am I to refuse, I was 24 at the time. I should note that she was a Butterface.


Baby Batter Butterface
Baby Batter Butterface
Baby Batter Butterface
 
2013-02-13 12:28:26 PM

The Italian Farker: Why is it BS? My wife's sister moved in with us when their parents died. She was 17 at the time but on her 18th birthday my wife wanted me to have sex with her so she could enjoy it without getting pregnant. Went on for about 2 years until she met someone responsible. Both couples are still together after 20+ years



i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-02-13 12:28:29 PM
For those in the "this can't be real camp": I keep an extensive family genealogy.  One of my aunts, way back in the 1930s, married brother A and then proceeded to have all of her kids with brother B.  Of course it never sat well with the Brother family -- group photos always have her excluded.  For me, there's only the problem of "what do you tell the grandchildren and great grandchildren"?
 
2013-02-13 12:28:43 PM
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Finally got his million dollars.
 
2013-02-13 12:28:45 PM

Pocket Ninja: I'll bet lots of internet dollars that not a single person in this story looks like we want them to look. Assuming, of course, that it's not total bullshiat, which it is.


Except 'Dear Abby' of course.
 
2013-02-13 12:28:58 PM

HMS_Blinkin: Dear Penthouse Forum,

I never thought this would happen to me, but......

Also, did anyone else notice the mom describing her SIL as "attractive and successful?"


Oh, you bad.
 
2013-02-13 12:29:04 PM

Mikey1969: Dear  Heartbroken Mom in Florida :

Let your adult daughters and the adult male in this make their own adult decisions. If everyone is fine with this setup, and is mature enough to not let jealousy get in the way(And plenty of people can and do handle this just fine), then back off and let them live their own lives... Butt out.


I had a lengthy post typed out for the helicopter parenting thread, clicked this link by mistake, deleted it, and realized it would have been equally appropriate in this thread.
 
2013-02-13 12:29:19 PM

HMS_Blinkin: Dear Penthouse Forum,

I never thought this would happen to me, but......

Also, did anyone else notice the mom describing her SIL as "attractive and successful?"


Sounds like the mom wants in.
 
2013-02-13 12:29:46 PM
If my wife needs me to console either her older or younger sisters when their relationships collapse I'm totally ready to go.
 
2013-02-13 12:30:02 PM

GAT_00: The Italian Farker: Why is it BS? My wife's sister moved in with us when their parents died. She was 17 at the time but on her 18th birthday my wife wanted me to have sex with her so she could enjoy it without getting pregnant. Went on for about 2 years until she met someone responsible. Both couples are still together after 20+ years

Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.


Well put statement made me chuckle.
 
2013-02-13 12:30:06 PM
Are these the sisters?

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-02-13 12:30:15 PM

OtherLittleGuy: TheDumbBlonde: Elandriel: The Italian Farker: the_rev: The Italian Farker: on her 18th birthday my wife wanted me to have sex with her so she could enjoy it without getting pregnant.

Your wife... *wanted* you to fcuck her 18-year-old sister?

That is...unusual.

Yes it was unusual but well who am I to refuse, I was 24 at the time. I should note that she was a Butterface.

Also, possibly Canadian.

And then she died of cancer.

Cancer of the Butterface.


It was CanuCancer of the Butterface.
 
2013-02-13 12:30:26 PM

The Italian Farker: Why is it BS? My wife's sister moved in with us when their parents died. She was 17 at the time but on her 18th birthday my wife wanted me to have sex with her so she could enjoy it without getting pregnant. Went on for about 2 years until she met someone responsible. Both couples are still together after 20+ years


...wut?
 
2013-02-13 12:31:17 PM

Car_Ramrod: ...wut?


vasectomy?
 
2013-02-13 12:31:21 PM

dericwater: Are these the sisters?

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x581]


Heh.
 
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