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(The Business Journals)   Man swipes Krispy Kreme truck, leads cops on chase   (bizjournals.com) divider line 52
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2013-02-13 08:51:12 AM
I can't condone this behaviour but I can certainly understand it.

/Donuts are good.
 
2013-02-13 08:52:28 AM
Huh... Dacula again

/that must be a very interesting place
 
2013-02-13 09:09:01 AM
Police are currently stopping all laundry trucks and shooting at them.
 
2013-02-13 10:14:01 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Huh... Dacula again

/that must be a very interesting place



He was hoping to dig through the ditches *and* burn through the witches.
 
2013-02-13 10:43:37 AM
scni.media.clients.ellingtoncms.com

Cops WILL protect their donuts.
 
2013-02-13 10:45:36 AM
No Ironic tag?
 
2013-02-13 10:47:45 AM
Wonder how much evidence they seized.
 
2013-02-13 10:48:00 AM

quatchi: I can't condone this behaviour but I can certainly understand it.

/Donuts are good.


Only the most brave or foolish among us try to live the dream.
 
2013-02-13 10:49:21 AM
The perp had a glazed look in his eyes.

I think Dacula needs it's own tag.
 
2013-02-13 10:50:02 AM
Should've stuck to zapping Zingers.
 
2013-02-13 10:50:33 AM
Time to take the donuts....

I took the donuts....
 
2013-02-13 10:51:24 AM
The whole point of committing this crime is to force news stations to show footage of a fleet of cop cars chasing a donut truck down the expressway, and yet we are deprived of this glory.  WHY?
 
2013-02-13 10:51:28 AM
Chase began around 10:45pm, ended swiftly at 10:46pm.

/good cop, here's your donut
 
2013-02-13 10:51:42 AM
cops have been chasing
what is the last delivery
it was donut holes
 
2013-02-13 10:51:58 AM
Please, please say they have an picture of cops chasing that truck.  It would be one of my favorite pictures from the internet.
 
2013-02-13 10:53:29 AM
if ONLY they had a picture of what a donut may or may not look like.
 
2013-02-13 10:57:39 AM

TNel: Please, please say they have an picture of cops chasing that truck.  It would be one of my favorite pictures from the internet.


Local TV has security footage of the truck being taken, but it not the chase itself.

http://www.wsbtv.com/news/news/local/man-faces-several-charges-steali n g-krisy-kreme-don/nWMyS/">http://www.wsbtv.com/news/news/local/man-fa ces-several-charges-stealin g-krisy-kreme-don/nWMyS/
 
2013-02-13 10:58:01 AM
I feel like this headline was somewhat wasted.
 
2013-02-13 10:58:06 AM
I don't like Krispy Kremes.

They're sticky.
 
2013-02-13 10:59:36 AM
Steal donuts?  That's a beating.  Even the K-9 had a glazed look in his eye.

But really, if you wanted to commit a crime and not have every cop in the county chasing you, you might want to reconsider stealing a truck full of donuts.  Just sayin'.
 
2013-02-13 11:00:48 AM

Because People in power are Stupid: [scni.media.clients.ellingtoncms.com image 300x403]

Cops WILL protect their donuts.


If the police have to come and get you, they're bringing an ass-kicking with them.
 
2013-02-13 11:01:00 AM
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2013-02-13 11:11:04 AM
ts3.mm.bing.net
 
2013-02-13 11:12:15 AM
upload.wikimedia.org

Picture of suspect...
 
2013-02-13 11:22:31 AM
This time the rookie took Delonte West's breakfast demands seriously.
 
2013-02-13 11:24:35 AM
I hope he gets a dozen years in the hole. I'll bet his past is filled with arrests.
 
2013-02-13 11:29:51 AM
That damn count. He should know better than to own a gas station.
 
2013-02-13 11:30:05 AM

FraggleStickCar: The whole point of committing this crime is to force news stations to show footage of a fleet of cop cars chasing a donut truck down the expressway, and yet we are deprived of this glory.  WHY?


Accompanied by Yakkety Sax, I presume?
 
2013-02-13 11:32:56 AM

Sybarite: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Huh... Dacula again

/that must be a very interesting place


He was hoping to dig through the ditches *and* burn through the witches.


Heh... Nice

/maybe the guy wanted to make the cops work for their donuts?
 
2013-02-13 11:34:09 AM
Son, there are things, I say, there are things you just do NOT mess around with.
 
2013-02-13 11:38:35 AM
the truck was impounded by the police as evidence.  however, an attorney was able to have the now-empty truck released to it's owner.
 
2013-02-13 11:40:18 AM

Another Government Employee: The perp had a glazed look in his eyes.

I think Dacula needs it's own tag.


Just came to make sure the obligatory 'glaze' joke was taken care of.
 
2013-02-13 11:42:01 AM
Why doesn't this have a hero tag?
 
2013-02-13 11:42:24 AM
LOLd at the tag. +12 subby

/hell, let's make it +13
 
2013-02-13 11:47:53 AM
K9 Dog bite trifecta in play
 
2013-02-13 11:57:39 AM
Excellent use of obvious tag.
 
2013-02-13 11:58:10 AM
Did he have 400 houses and 400 mouses?

/2012
 
2013-02-13 12:01:15 PM
funnyasduck.net
 
2013-02-13 12:22:18 PM
If you need to escape police capture a doughnut truck may not be the best choice. For a number of reasons.

Just sayin'
 
2013-02-13 12:30:02 PM
If I was to ever go in a high speed chase I know I would be in a donut truck just for the lulz.  Could you imagine an OJ type chase with 50 police cars behind one donut truck.

Comedy gold.
 
2013-02-13 01:04:53 PM
The man discovered the only thing that would motivate cops more than the after-chase ass whooping.
 
2013-02-13 01:43:19 PM
Please tell me there's video, please tell me there's video, please tell me there's video...
 
2013-02-13 01:45:18 PM
Wouldn't "Man swipes Krispy Kreme truck, leads kops on khase" have been funnier?
 
2013-02-13 01:56:32 PM

czetie: FraggleStickCar: The whole point of committing this crime is to force news stations to show footage of a fleet of cop cars chasing a donut truck down the expressway, and yet we are deprived of this glory.  WHY?

Accompanied by Yakkety Sax, I presume?


In a perfect world, yes.
 
2013-02-13 02:12:17 PM
Krispy Kremes are still a thing?
 
2013-02-13 02:31:23 PM
www.mememaker.net
 
2013-02-13 04:01:07 PM
It's a slow news day. Maybe the stolen donut truck trifecta could come into play.
 
2013-02-13 06:53:53 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: No Ironic tag?

No.

ukexpat: Wouldn't "Man swipes Krispy Kreme truck, leads kops on khase" have been funnier?

No.
 
2013-02-13 08:26:41 PM
Damn, so wanted to see a picture of a dozen cop cars chasing a doughnut truck.
 
2013-02-13 08:42:31 PM
www.demotivation.us
 
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