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2013-02-13 09:48:08 AM  
"I am victorious, but I appreciate your effort in this athletic endeavor"?
 
2013-02-13 09:50:36 AM  

jayhawk88: "I am victorious, but I appreciate your effort in this athletic endeavor"?


You forgot to add Sir at the end
 
2013-02-13 09:52:50 AM  
He stole that line from Bill Laimbeer.
 
2013-02-13 09:57:25 AM  
honey nut cheerios bitz, head on over to melo's house and get you some.
 
2013-02-13 09:58:01 AM  
"My dear, good Nubian, kindly remove the presence of your efforts from my sight."
 
2013-02-13 09:59:53 AM  
Good day to you, Sir. I said Good day!
 
2013-02-13 10:03:53 AM  
Hey, you know what they say: see a broad to get dat booty yak 'em...
 
2013-02-13 10:15:09 AM  

TheShavingofOccam123: Hey, you know what they say: see a broad to get dat booty yak 'em...


leg 'er down an smack 'em yak 'em!
 
2013-02-13 10:15:59 AM  

TheShavingofOccam123: Hey, you know what they say: see a broad to get dat booty yak 'em...


..leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em!

/Golly
 
2013-02-13 10:16:10 AM  
 
2013-02-13 10:22:34 AM  
"Woof"?
 
2013-02-13 10:36:03 AM  

usttsdw: You forgot to add Sir at the end


Actually it's "Ser".  He's edgy and original, you know.

/ Then he goes on to rape an underage girl, but it's OK because it's realistic
 
2013-02-13 10:39:23 AM  
I'm pretty sure it's "bachomp, bachooeychomp"
 
2013-02-13 10:47:31 AM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: I'm pretty sure it's "bachomp, bachooeychomp"


Me Stan.
 
2013-02-13 10:49:18 AM  
I'm constantly amazed at how great college basketball is compared to the lousiness of the NBA.
 
2013-02-13 11:07:41 AM  
I'm sure whatever it is it's from behind a wall of his teammates or officials.
 
2013-02-13 11:11:59 AM  

REO-Weedwagon: I'm constantly amazed at how great college basketball is compared to the lousiness of the NBA.


[citation needed]

I like college basketball more than the NBA, but the quality of college basketball has been eroding for a decade now.
 
2013-02-13 11:50:30 AM  
Naturally he's getting fined by the NBA for his remarks like any white player would, right?
 
2013-02-13 11:55:23 AM  
he didn't say get that shiat outta here nubian he said excuse me sir, wouldst thou kindly taketh thine business elsewhere for it is not desired at this time
 
2013-02-13 12:39:27 PM  
And this is why white people on Xbox still think it's okay to use that kind language.
 
2013-02-13 12:52:55 PM  
i309.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-13 01:01:03 PM  
" Since you blocked me on Facebook, NO basket for you. "
 
2013-02-13 01:03:42 PM  
Alvin's hot juice box?  What the hell does that mean?
 
2013-02-13 01:09:08 PM  
If you get a free moment, would you mind taking this ball elsewhere, somewhere other than the circled hoop here on this end, my african american peer?
 
2013-02-13 01:17:14 PM  

jayhawk88: "I am victorious, but I appreciate your effort in this athletic endeavor"?

Done in one
 
2013-02-13 01:38:01 PM  
This is a trick question since Garnett has a habit of only picking on point guards like Jose Calderon.
 
2013-02-13 03:00:25 PM  
We either need to shun using the word for everyone or simply make it acceptable for everyone to say.  That is all.
 
2013-02-13 03:34:17 PM  
2 questions
1) who ?
2) who cares ?
 
cot
2013-02-13 04:10:20 PM  

skrame: Naturally he's getting fined by the NBA for his remarks like any white player would, right?


Wait, what?

What?
 
2013-02-13 04:36:21 PM  

cot: skrame: Naturally he's getting fined by the NBA for his remarks like any white player would, right?

Wait, what?

What?


I think it's reasonable to believe that if a white player were to call an opponent the n-word, he would get fined. I mean, it's usually considered to be equally, if not more, taboo than the gay slur that Kobe Bryant was fined for. I know my statement is based off conjecture, because as far as I know no white basketball player has yet been caught saying the n-word. Basically, my point (stated in a far less competent way) is the same as belome's:

belome: We either need to shun using the word for everyone or simply make it acceptable for everyone to say.  That is all.

 
2013-02-13 08:05:14 PM  
"Your wife tastes like welfare cereal!"
 
cot
2013-02-13 09:31:14 PM  

skrame: I think it's reasonable to believe that if a white player were to call an opponent the n-word, he would get fined. I mean, it's usually considered to be equally, if not more, taboo than the gay slur that Kobe Bryant was fined for. I know my statement is based off conjecture, because as far as I know no white basketball player has yet been caught saying the n-word. Basically, my point (stated in a far less competent way) is the same as belome's:


When black people bring whites into a country as slaves and abuse them for centuries, and continue to discriminate against them after the white slavery has finally ended, then those white people can reclaim a word used by their former black slave masters and do whatever the hell they want with it, while blacks will be forbidden to use it.  Seems fair, right?

Until then...

What?
 
2013-02-13 09:33:05 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: And this is why white people on Xbox still think it's okay to use that kind language.


Or it's because most of the people you run into on Xbox live are under the age of 30, so it's the same as saying dude.  It's not your dreaded "n-word" (*insert massive eyeroll here)

skrame: to call an opponent the n-word,


Like this one thinks it is.
 
2013-02-14 01:26:24 AM  

cot: skrame: I think it's reasonable to believe that if a white player were to call an opponent the n-word, he would get fined. I mean, it's usually considered to be equally, if not more, taboo than the gay slur that Kobe Bryant was fined for. I know my statement is based off conjecture, because as far as I know no white basketball player has yet been caught saying the n-word. Basically, my point (stated in a far less competent way) is the same as belome's:

When black people bring whites into a country as slaves and abuse them for centuries, and continue to discriminate against them after the white slavery has finally ended, then those white people can reclaim a word used by their former black slave masters and do whatever the hell they want with it, while blacks will be forbidden to use it.  Seems fair, right?

Until then...

What?


Bullshiat. There's two stances for that word: either you have a problem with it being used regardless of who says it, or you have zero problems with it being used, regardless of who says it.

There is no middle ground. There is no "well THEY can say it, but they can't." Any defense using that argument is bullshiat.
 
2013-02-14 02:34:05 AM  
No.  I think I have a good idea.

*watches video*

Yeah.  What I expected.
 
2013-02-14 03:05:41 AM  
I'm white and there are so many things I enjoy because of it. I don't get harassed by cops. I can strike up a conversation with just about anyone anywhere and people are generally pretty friendly.

But, man, I just feel like something is missing because I can't use the n-word. My life would just be complete if I could use it. 'Hey, my nubian, how's the weather up there?' 'You're a pretty awesome attractive and successful African American, my friend. Do you play basketball?' 'I have many attractive and successful African American friends. How dare you accuse me of racism!'

Why can't I just say <i>attractive and successful African American</i>?
 
2013-02-14 07:24:26 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: But, man, I just feel like something is missing because I can't use the n-word. My life would just be complete if I could use it. 'Hey, my nubian, how's the weather up there?' 'You're a pretty awesome attractive and successful African American, my friend. Do you play basketball?' 'I have many attractive and successful African American friends. How dare you accuse me of racism!'

Why can't I just say <i>attractive and successful African American</i>?


Get a black roommate. He can grant you one use of it per year, but if the use is awesome enough, he can grant you one additional use.
 
2013-02-14 08:38:30 AM  
When I was in high school in the 70's, I was hanging around with a couple neighborhood kids, one white one black. They started pushing each other and yelling back and forth "N****r", "Honky" (it was the 70's). Right when I thought I was in the middle of my first racial incident, they fell all over the place laughing hysterically. I'm pretty sure MLK's dream of judging a man by the content of his character came, lasted about 5 minutes, and went away with nobody noticing.
 
2013-02-14 01:26:31 PM  
Not a big deal. He says that ALL the time. This is like the 5th time this season I've heard it. My friends and I listen for it.
 
2013-02-14 02:09:16 PM  

bel4sucks: Jim from Saint Paul: And this is why white people on Xbox still think it's okay to use that kind language.

Or it's because most of the people you run into on Xbox live are under the age of 30, so it's the same as saying dude.  It's not your dreaded "n-word" (*insert massive eyeroll here)

skrame: to call an opponent the n-word,

Like this one thinks it is.


Bullshiat. If I was running up and down that court playing ball, and I call KG "nubian", it wouldn't matter if he was my best friend in the world when that video got out. I'd be all over YouTube and broadcast TV, crucified for being a racist. It still is the "dreaded n-word", even if that's not the meaning the speaker wants. It's just not a socially acceptable word.
 
2013-02-14 04:59:55 PM  
No. I haven't wondered what Kevin Garnet says on a blocked shot. No one has ever wondered what Kevin Garnet says on a blocked shot.

welcome to Derp
 
2013-02-14 09:31:10 PM  

TheShavingofOccam123: Hey, you know what they say: see a broad to get dat booty yak 'em...


This made me laugh till I had to go outside and weep. Glory to you.
 
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