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(Daily Mail)   Steve Martin finally finds his special purpose at age 67   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 75
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2013-02-13 09:32:18 AM  
...back in December.

Why, that old slyboots!

"Worked Hard to Have the Baby"

Well of course. It doesn't really work if it's soft, now does it?

/Ever try to shoot pool with a piece of rope?

After all the blood and bullets and death last night it's nice to hear some good news about a new life.

Congrats to the happeh couple and best wishes to teh new babby.
 
2013-02-13 10:06:27 AM  
That's gonna suck for the kid losing a parent while a teenager.

/statistically likely, at least
 
2013-02-13 10:08:15 AM  
The phone books are here!
 
2013-02-13 10:09:16 AM  
Smart move. He'll probably be dead for those annoying teenage years.
 
2013-02-13 10:09:49 AM  
It was under the couch cushions

www.geocities.ws
 
2013-02-13 10:11:23 AM  
i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-02-13 10:16:19 AM  
May I mambo dogface to the banana patch?
 
2013-02-13 10:17:39 AM  
Congratulations! Pizza in a Cup for everybody!
 
2013-02-13 10:18:19 AM  
Hero tag, for reproducing?
 
2013-02-13 10:19:59 AM  
Am I the only person that thinks it's really selfish to have a kid at his age?  If you didn't have one by like 50 years old just don't have one.  You missed your chance and now a kid is most likely going to lose a parent at a relatively young age.
 
2013-02-13 10:21:16 AM  
His wife isn't in the marriage for money.  Not at all.
 
2013-02-13 10:21:32 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

I came. And I'm smug about it.
 
2013-02-13 10:21:51 AM  

Wellon Dowd: May I mambo dogface to the banana patch?


I had that show on 8-track, once upon a time.
 
2013-02-13 10:24:25 AM  
I LOVE SM, but in this instance...

WHAT A TOTAL SHIAT FOR BRAINS.

Children are annoying and off-putting when you're in your twenties. I can't even imagine what that must be like for someone his age. I'll bet $$ that the wife BEGGED him for a kid and he said no, no, no. Then he had a revelation that with so few (statistically) years left, he could have the best of both worlds- a happy wife now and not have to deal with a teenager after he kicks it.
 
2013-02-13 10:26:17 AM  
I'm not sure I would call this okay.
 
2013-02-13 10:32:00 AM  
Best fishes for Steve and family.

peelslowlynsee.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-13 10:33:29 AM  

ChrisDe: Congratulations! Pizza in a Cup for everybody!


He took an entire audience to McDonald's back when he was the 'ExcUUUUUUUSE ME!!' guy.
 
2013-02-13 10:49:25 AM  
The joke would be on him if the kid's not a honky . . .
 
2013-02-13 10:49:49 AM  
Man, that's wild and crazy.
 
2013-02-13 10:50:40 AM  
at that age would it not have been better to adopt some preteen and allow them to have a great life and time to get to know you before you die while they are in college
 
2013-02-13 10:51:24 AM  
Don't hate on him until you walk a mile in his cruel shoes.

/obscure? hope so
//the fun is in the obscure
 
2013-02-13 10:53:49 AM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Hero tag, for reproducing?


THIS

Also, I can't understand why the fark a person would subject a new life to this shiat hole we're in.

/also, that's way too old to have a baby
 
2013-02-13 10:54:10 AM  
What's the current odds on autism for parents of that age?
 
2013-02-13 10:59:24 AM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-13 10:59:42 AM  
Clomid is a hell of a drug.

Lay off Steve. His wife's only 41, that's not that outrageous these days. The kid will have a good life and be well cared for, and will probably spend more time with his father than most working-class kids do with their fathers that work 50 hours a week at an office.
 
2013-02-13 11:04:45 AM  
67 years old? He's shooting poor quality spoim. The kid will sport a five head with Sunkist stamped on it.

/not to mention the toothpick for a neck
 
2013-02-13 11:05:40 AM  

Waldo Pepper: at that age would it not have been better to adopt some preteen and allow them to have a great life and time to get to know you before you die while they are in college


No one wants a used baby.

Im sure they'll have people and it's a good thing. Kids are exhausting, even in your twenties.
 
2013-02-13 11:05:42 AM  
BTW, even if you're Rich Boy, do NOT look at the bottom of that link.

/bottom
 
2013-02-13 11:18:26 AM  

Anal Tobacco Furnace: I can't understand why the fark a person would subject a new life to this shiat hole we're in.


That reminds me of a joke I heard him tell at one of his bluegrass shows a couple years back.

While introducing a song he had recently written, he described how many bluegrass / folk songs were born out of the pain, hardship and real despair of the artist.

He then went on to introduce his new song, I Think My Masseuse Is Getting A biatchatty.
 
2013-02-13 11:18:41 AM  

SavageWombat: What's the current odds on autism for parents of that age?


Zero, if they don't get any vaccines.
 
2013-02-13 11:22:27 AM  

SavageWombat: What's the current odds on autism for parents of that age?


If the parents haven't been diagnosed with autism yet, I doubt they'll ever catch it.
 
2013-02-13 11:25:14 AM  
Little Marty Short has to hurry up and have another kid.

Letterman, Martin and Short. What a play date.
 
2013-02-13 11:40:15 AM  
Did he name the kid "shiatehead"?
 
2013-02-13 11:42:40 AM  
The It's Complicated actor....

THAT'S where I know him from.
 
2013-02-13 11:47:02 AM  

SavageWombat: What's the current odds on autism for parents of that age?


The article wasn't clear, but I assumed it was an adoption or surrogate situation.
 
2013-02-13 11:52:12 AM  

darch: Children are annoying and off-putting when you're in your twenties. I can't even imagine what that must be like for someone his age.


Steve and his wife can easily hire some help. Which means Steve basically gets to play grandpa - all the fun with none of the mess.

Not saying it's right, or that it's not a shame he may not be in good enough shape to attend his own child's graduation. But I think if you're saying that parenthood will be particularly tiresome to someone his age, it's probably not as big of a problem as you might think; he doesn't have to do any of the cooking, cleaning, driving, etc.
 
2013-02-13 11:53:10 AM  
For what reason have no "Parenthood" references yet appeared?
 
2013-02-13 11:57:11 AM  
Will he move to Babylonia?
 
2013-02-13 12:05:57 PM  

Wellon Dowd: May I mambo dogface to the banana patch?


Get that kid a special test.  Get him outta here.

/Had that record on vinyl
 
2013-02-13 12:20:23 PM  
Did she kiss him on the veranda?

That wild fox with big american breasts
 
2013-02-13 12:34:45 PM  
At 67, I'm surprised he didn't have a Dust Bunny . . .
 
2013-02-13 12:45:29 PM  
exhibits.library.northwestern.edu

Not impressed.
 
2013-02-13 12:51:18 PM  
Hero tag?
 
2013-02-13 01:17:23 PM  

Lee's_Austin: The It's Complicated actor....

THAT'S where I know him from.


Better wrap your head around the fact that to people mid twenties and younger, it may not be a recognisable name
 
2013-02-13 01:26:11 PM  

Crewmannumber6: Lee's_Austin: The It's Complicated actor....

THAT'S where I know him from.

Better wrap your head around the fact that to people mid twenties and younger, it may not be a recognisable name


Which is a total shame.  Like on Freaks and Geeks when Sam brings Cindy to see The Jerk.
 
2013-02-13 01:31:07 PM  
So is this kid going to inherit his vast and most excellent modern art collection? Or has Steve already made certain plans for it when he kicks it, like donating it to X museum and/or establishing a private gallery?
 
2013-02-13 01:32:23 PM  
And he doesn't need anything! Except this.  Just this ashtray... And this paddle game. - The ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need... And this remote control. - The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need... And these matches. - The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control, and the paddle ball... And this lamp. - The ashtray, this paddle game, and the remote control, and the lamp, and that's all *I* need. And that's *all* I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. - The paddle game and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you think I'm some kind of a jerk or something!
 
2013-02-13 01:44:02 PM  
Is the new phone book here?
 
2013-02-13 01:46:42 PM  
What do you know?  Those pills work.  They really do make you small.
 
2013-02-13 01:50:35 PM  
They baby was born with grey hair
 
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