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(Huffington Post)   Justin Bieber wants to slap the Black Keys for saying he doesn't deserve a Grammy. Ladies, ladies, you're both right   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 79
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2013-02-13 09:16:17 AM  
Catfight!
 
2013-02-13 09:25:08 AM  
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2013-02-13 10:03:29 AM  
That is one angry little lesbian.
 
2013-02-13 10:57:28 AM  
Come back and talk tough when your arms are bigger around than my wrist, little girl.
 
2013-02-13 11:10:33 AM  
"the black keys drummer needs to be slapped around haha"

Biting wit on that young lad. The next Johnny Carson.
 
2013-02-13 11:11:17 AM  

Sybarite: That is one angry little lesbian.


Aren't they all angry?
 
2013-02-13 11:12:55 AM  
Well, he did sat that"Grammys are for music, not money"
 
2013-02-13 11:14:32 AM  
sat seu se7

FTFM
 
2013-02-13 11:24:21 AM  
They both make uninspired crap, just for different audiences.
 
2013-02-13 11:30:02 AM  

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: They both make uninspired crap, just for different audiences.


Not true.

Black Keys > Bieber
 
2013-02-13 11:31:34 AM  
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PVA


 
2013-02-13 11:32:13 AM  

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: They both make uninspired crap, just for different audiences.


different strokes, i suppose...i really dig the black keys. can't stand bieber or any other overhyped pop starlet
 
2013-02-13 11:33:26 AM  
He has face made for radio commercial
 
2013-02-13 11:33:47 AM  
Wait, so now it's cool to hate the Black Keys?  The times change so fast...
 
2013-02-13 11:34:01 AM  
I see we have a new cover model for ITG Magazine.
 
2013-02-13 11:34:07 AM  
That's just sad, Li'l Beebs can't even come up with a halfway decent diss. Poor little thing should just learn to let that sort of shiat slide.
 
2013-02-13 11:36:13 AM  
Justin:
You're a talentless little hack, they're actually talented, and you threaten to fight like a girl.  Plus, that dude is bigger then you.

assets.nydailynews.com

Seriously, you'd get your little bi-curious ass kicked.
 
mhd
2013-02-13 11:37:02 AM  
i49.tinypic.com
 
2013-02-13 11:38:09 AM  
i.imgur.com

Well said, Mr. Pat. r. Ick.
 
2013-02-13 11:38:12 AM  
www.meetyourbrain.com
 
2013-02-13 11:41:39 AM  

Amurica...Fark Ya!: [www.meetyourbrain.com image 450x526]


Oh my
 
2013-02-13 11:41:46 AM  
inGlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: They both make uninspired crap, just for different audiences.

in your opinion, who makes inspired noncrap?
 
2013-02-13 11:45:34 AM  
Bieber was okay hosting SNL, and as far as the grammys go they are a joke anyways.
 
2013-02-13 11:45:42 AM  
Beibs should be happy to be snubbed this year. She never would have beat Adele for best female vocalist.

/do they even divide the catagories by gender anymore?
 
2013-02-13 11:48:44 AM  
Dumb & Dumber III: The Twitter Wars
 
2013-02-13 11:56:36 AM  
If liking the Black Keys is wrong, I don't want to be right. Beiber does not make his music for me, he makes it for my 15 year old daughter. I'm not supposed to like it.
 
2013-02-13 12:04:20 PM  
If parents banded together and agreed not to give their 10-13 year old daughters an allowance for about 6 months, we could end his career once and for all.
 
2013-02-13 12:04:53 PM  
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2013-02-13 12:08:45 PM  

browntimmy: If parents banded together and agreed not to give their 10-13 year old daughters an allowance for about 6 months, we could end his career once and for all.


false, in today's super digitized online world

Crewmannumber6: If liking the Black Keys is wrong, I don't want to be right. Beiber does not make his music for me, he makes it for my 15 year old daughter. I'm not supposed to like it.


my 12 year old likes crap like bieber and twilight, but thankfully she also likes good music and good movies.
 
2013-02-13 12:13:03 PM  
Side note:  Given anything released on Fat Possum Records a try.
 
2013-02-13 12:14:45 PM  

browntimmy: If parents banded together and agreed not to give their 10-13 year old daughters an allowance for about 6 months, we could end his career once and for all.


And then some other young boy will fill his shoes and it will all start again. Might as well yell at a cloud.

And why do you give a sh*t? It is music for 13 year old girls.
 
2013-02-13 12:17:11 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Side note:  Given anything released on Fat Possum Records a try.


after a cursory perusal of the line up, yay for Band Of Horses and Heartless Bastards
 
2013-02-13 12:17:13 PM  
Hah, he's already under attack and re-tweeting them all...
 
2013-02-13 12:17:39 PM  

thecpt: Bieber was okay hosting SNL, and as far as the grammys go they are a joke anyways


The only really funny stuff with him was him as a character making fun of Justin Bieber.  He's definitely no Timberlake when it comes to SNL, and I thought Bruno Mars was much better on there too (which was a pleasant surprise)
 
2013-02-13 12:21:54 PM  

Amurica...Fark Ya!: [www.meetyourbrain.com image 450x526]



i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-13 12:24:36 PM  

GQueue: The only really funny stuff with him was him as a character making fun of Justin Bieber.  He's definitely no Timberlake when it comes to SNL, and I thought Bruno Mars was much better on there too (which was a pleasant surprise)


IMO Timberlake is on a Walken level with how good he is (hope that doesn't upset the fark elders).  And I found myself laughing at almost every skit that he was the main character (the dating video one, the bieber backups).  I did miss the monologue however, and also missed the Bruno one.

/I also don't get the Bruno hate on fark.  That guy is talented, being overplayed isn't usually the artist's fault
 
2013-02-13 12:30:16 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Side note:  Given anything released on Fat Possum Records a try.


Wooooo El-P! :D
 
2013-02-13 12:36:46 PM  

Crewmannumber6: Satanic_Hamster: Side note:  Given anything released on Fat Possum Records a try.

after a cursory perusal of the line up, yay for Band Of Horses and Heartless Bastards


Yep.  Some favorites:
Andrew Bird
Asie Payton
Beaten Awake
Bob Log III
Charles Caldwell
Colour Revolt
Crocodiles
Dax Riggs
Junior Kimbrough
R.L. Burnside
Paul Jones
T-Model Ford
 
2013-02-13 12:38:34 PM  
Grammy's are for music, not for money.

So he's turning down the royalty checks?
 
2013-02-13 12:41:24 PM  
I like the Black Keys.

The Bieber thing, not so much.
 
2013-02-13 12:51:28 PM  

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: They both make uninspired crap, just for different audiences.


(notsureifserious.jpg)
 
2013-02-13 12:53:28 PM  
I've never really understood how spindly, pasty musicians cross their arms on album covers and somehow become tough guys.  They all look like pussies.

Even musicians who try to get buffed out still end up getting knocked the F out when they try to impose their image on a real person.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfD7agP1yxw

/I love watching that douche getting dropped
 
2013-02-13 01:02:27 PM  

Giant Clown Shoe: I've never really understood how spindly, pasty musicians cross their arms on album covers and somehow become tough guys.  They all look like pussies.

Even musicians who try to get buffed out still end up getting knocked the F out when they try to impose their image on a real person.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfD7agP1yxw

/I love watching that douche getting dropped


I'm at work and can't see it, Danzig?
 
2013-02-13 01:03:49 PM  
Bieber aside, every time Patrick Carney is interviewed about anything, he comes across as a complete douchebag. I was on board with their music a few years ago, but this dude annoyed me so much with crap like this, I just don't care about his band anymore.
 
2013-02-13 01:03:50 PM  
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It's Rachael Maddow vs. Janet Reno!
 
2013-02-13 01:07:44 PM  

carnifex2005: Amurica...Fark Ya!: [www.meetyourbrain.com image 450x526]


[i.imgur.com image 223x200]


Ha! Awesome. Accurate depiction of every single male middleschooler as well.
 
2013-02-13 01:22:21 PM  

Amurica...Fark Ya!: [www.meetyourbrain.com image 450x526]


do you have the original of that?
 
2013-02-13 01:35:01 PM  
I know it's now Fark-cool to hate The Black Keys, but I like them.

It should be general etiquette to have to post a band you like every time you crap on another.  Not classic rock either, since that's too easy.
 
2013-02-13 01:56:36 PM  
Crewmannumber6: Satanic_Hamster: Side note:  Given anything released on Fat Possum Records a try.

after a cursory perusal of the line up, yay for Band Of Horses and Heartless Bastards


Yep.  Some favorites:
Andrew Bird
Asie Payton
Beaten Awake
Bob Log III
Charles Caldwell
Colour Revolt
Crocodiles
Dax Riggs
Junior Kimbrough
R.L. Burnside
Paul Jones
T-Model Ford


Crocodiles!  Good stuff.
 
2013-02-13 02:09:56 PM  
Haven't The Black Keys already sold their souls to do car commercials?
 
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