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(National Review)   The latest scourge that's ravaging our children and causing trillions of deaths every day: Fun. I mean, amusement park rides   ( ) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Ed Markey, amusement rides, structural engineering, secretary of states  
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5225 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Feb 2013 at 9:29 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-13 09:36:41 AM  
3 votes:
Gotta concur with this guy. I've heard that Disney World is basically just an abattoir for tourists.
2013-02-13 09:44:09 AM  
2 votes:
This wouldn't happen if everybody had a roller coaster and knew how to use it.
2013-02-13 10:16:55 AM  
1 vote:
2013-02-13 10:15:03 AM  
1 vote:

"Good thing you clarified that, subby!  We'd be really sad if we caused all those deaths!"
2013-02-13 10:02:43 AM  
1 vote:

oldfarthenry: justneal: awesome i got a add for great wolf lodge and it's death slids in the article!!

Took the kiddies there years ago. They had to shut the pool down for twenty minutes while the "floater" went through the filter system. It was off-putting.

Pffft.  That's part of the thrill!
2013-02-13 09:44:32 AM  
1 vote:

oldfarthenry: Gotta concur with this guy. I've heard that Disney World is basically just an abattoir for tourists.

Shhhh!  Best kept secret in Orlando.

*gets cut off by hapless tourist driver*

"Damn these farking tourists!"

"Don't worry.  He'll get his."

Why do you think the only annual pass I get is at Universal?
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