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(Fox News)   Mila Kunis says you will never see her totally naked onscreen. Boners will be flown at half-staff in light of this revelation   (foxnews.com ) divider line
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2013-02-13 07:34:35 AM  
Oh well.
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-13 08:11:48 AM  

colinspooky: Oh well.


Grainy photo
Telephoto lens
No makeup
Out running

Yeah, I think I'll give her a pass.
 
2013-02-13 08:16:33 AM  

kronicfeld: colinspooky: Oh well.

Grainy photo
Telephoto lens
No makeup
Out running

Yeah, I think I'll give her a pass.


However, you always have to be on the lookout for signs the Babushka Bomb is going to hit.
 
2013-02-13 09:00:30 AM  
I'm just gonna pretend I never read that.

/Ignorance, so blissful.

*sticks fingers in ears*

LALALALALA!!
 
2013-02-13 09:04:27 AM  
GUYS, GUYS, it's okay. You know what this means, right? It's codeword for "yeah, I'm getting totally naked in a movie soon *wink*

/fap
//fap
///fappity
////fap
 
2013-02-13 09:05:05 AM  
Oh yeah, Mila?  Well, in that case, you're never going to see me naked in person.

Unless you open your blinds.
 
2013-02-13 09:05:44 AM  
She can keep the hat on, fine with me.
 
2013-02-13 09:20:43 AM  
Ok, she said totally naked.  Does that mean we'll see her topless or bottomless?
 
2013-02-13 09:29:23 AM  
Well, she did say "on screen".... doing it on stage means many less people are able to see it, so, here is to hoping she does a revival of "Hair".
 
2013-02-13 09:39:36 AM  
Eh, I figured that.
 
2013-02-13 10:05:37 AM  
Shut up, Meg.
 
2013-02-13 10:09:37 AM  
 
2013-02-13 10:21:02 AM  
Shut up, Meg
 
2013-02-13 10:25:10 AM  
I'm old, and my boner usually flies at quarter staff. So...win?
 
2013-02-13 10:29:38 AM  
So we're still on for offscreen nudity?

i253.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-13 10:50:37 AM  

ArkAngel: Shut up, Meg


That is the worst part of her.  I would never be able to hear her talk without thinking of Meg.
 
2013-02-13 11:00:54 AM  
I think Meg is kinda hot.
 
2013-02-13 11:02:49 AM  

slayer199: Ok, she said totally naked.  Does that mean we'll see her topless or bottomless?


You (she) can leave her hat on

She is 29 and saying this wait until she is 35 and everyone is saying who?
 
2013-02-13 11:05:09 AM  

content7.flixster.com

*shakes head while chukling ruefully*

 
2013-02-13 11:05:21 AM  

slayer199: Ok, she said totally naked.  Does that mean we'll see her topless or bottomless?


Maybe one way in one movie, and the other in another movie, allowing us to create a single composite mental image for the spank bank.
 
2013-02-13 11:09:54 AM  
Time is marching on, Mila. And you have Kutcher stank on you.
You're not exactly Oscar nominee material, so go get in line with LiLo and Mandy Moore for tickets for the has been bus.
 
2013-02-13 11:13:17 AM  
Meh. With as good as CGI is becoming we will soon be able to see ANYONE naked.
/Bea Arthur
//You're welcome
 
2013-02-13 11:15:27 AM  
There's a lot of chicks you know won't get naked on screen. Sofia Vergara, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Scarlet Johanson (except on the cell phone), Christina Hendricks  (except on the cell phone), Jessica Alba (even though the Sin City script called for it) ...etc will never take off their gear on camera. Thank goodness for gals like Mila Jovovich who can't keep their clothes on.
 
2013-02-13 11:18:37 AM  

Mugato: Sofia Vergara


She was SUPPOSED to be in that new movie with Nicole Kidman doing naked things with people.

BASTARDS.
 
2013-02-13 11:18:59 AM  

Mugato: There's a lot of chicks you know won't get naked on screen. Sofia Vergara, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Scarlet Johanson (except on the cell phone),  Christina Hendricks  (except on the cell phone), Jessica Alba (even though the Sin City script called for it) ...etc will never take off their gear on camera. Thank goodness for gals like Mila Jovovich who can't keep their clothes on.



Say wha???
 
2013-02-13 11:21:01 AM  
yeah... wait until she has to make a "comeback"
 
2013-02-13 11:22:18 AM  

intotheabyss81: Meh. With as good as CGI is becoming we will soon be able to see ANYONE naked.
/Bea Arthur
//You're welcome


Hey, young Bea Arthur was kind of hittable

images3.wikia.nocookie.net

/plus, her one misconduct write-up when she was in the armed forces during WW2 was for contracting VD, so you know she put out.
 
2013-02-13 11:24:39 AM  
meh... since there's pr0n on the internet, i think i'm no longer concerned with whether a movie has nudity or an actress gets naked.
 
2013-02-13 11:26:38 AM  

doczoidberg: Mugato: There's a lot of chicks you know won't get naked on screen. Sofia Vergara, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Scarlet Johanson (except on the cell phone),  Christina Hendricks  (except on the cell phone), Jessica Alba (even though the Sin City script called for it) ...etc will never take off their gear on camera. Thank goodness for gals like Mila Jovovich who can't keep their clothes on.


Say wha???


Thought those were fake.
 
2013-02-13 11:32:45 AM  

pute kisses like a man: since there's pr0n on the internet


What?

Since when?
 
2013-02-13 11:33:32 AM  
Someone must have a movie coming out.
 
2013-02-13 11:38:44 AM  
She's so fugly I wouldn't nis her kun with yours.
 
2013-02-13 11:51:50 AM  

doczoidberg: I think Meg is kinda hot.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-13 11:54:54 AM  

Ivo Shandor: doczoidberg: I think Meg is kinda hot.

[i.imgur.com image 450x664]


If she wasn't a biatch, I'd hit it.

She'd try harder.

/not exactly a prize myself, mind you
 
2013-02-13 12:02:42 PM  

slayer199: Ok, she said totally naked.  Does that mean we'll see her topless or bottomless?


This
 
2013-02-13 12:09:34 PM  

Fano: slayer199: Ok, she said totally naked.  Does that mean we'll see her topless or bottomless?

This


Left side or right side?
 
2013-02-13 12:11:09 PM  
she's a midget with no ass and a standard Ukrainian harpy face and the concomitant unbearable Russian-chick-that-thinks-shes-hot personality. No farking thanks. Not with your dick.
 
2013-02-13 12:22:20 PM  

willfullyobscure: she's a midget with no ass and a standard Ukrainian harpy face and the concomitant unbearable Russian-chick-that-thinks-shes-hot personality. No farking thanks. Not with your dick.


She has sharp knishes?

and...no ass?!
25.media.tumblr.com


ts3.mm.bing.net
What are you,gay?


/I'd share her with the wife
 
2013-02-13 12:22:29 PM  
biatch aint all that. Kinda fat to boot.
 
2013-02-13 12:29:37 PM  
This may be the studmanliest studman thread I've ever seen.
 
2013-02-13 12:31:11 PM  

kronicfeld: colinspooky: Oh well.

Grainy photo
Telephoto lens
No makeup
Out running

Yeah, I think I'll give her a pass.


This.

FirstNationalBastard: However, you always have to be on the lookout for signs the Babushka Bomb is going to hit.


That; but considering how fit she is...doubt it.
 
2013-02-13 12:32:14 PM  
She looked her best in Black Swan. Petite girls can look chubby with just an extra few pounds. Gorgeous face though.
 
2013-02-13 12:33:49 PM  

Kurmudgeon: Time is marching on, Mila. And you have Kutcher stank on you.
You're not exactly Oscar nominee material, so go get in line with LiLo and Mandy Moore for tickets for the has been bus.


upload.wikimedia.org
This doesn't exactly screen "hasbeen" to me.
 
2013-02-13 12:34:14 PM  

i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com

 
2013-02-13 12:35:37 PM  

nharrisphoto: This may be the studmanliest studman thread I've ever seen.


^^^I LOL'd
 
2013-02-13 12:36:16 PM  

Brainsick: willfullyobscure: she's a midget with no ass and a standard Ukrainian harpy face and the concomitant unbearable Russian-chick-that-thinks-shes-hot personality. No farking thanks. Not with your dick.

She has sharp knishes?

and...no ass?!
[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x498]


[ts3.mm.bing.net image 160x120]
What are you,gay?


/I'd share her with the wife


Well, I won't turn down a nice clean trap, but otherwise im totally straight.

but that antler  bag/bucket of Russian chick? noooooooooope
 
2013-02-13 12:40:26 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: intotheabyss81: Meh. With as good as CGI is becoming we will soon be able to see ANYONE naked.
/Bea Arthur
//You're welcome

Hey, young Bea Arthur was kind of hittable

[images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 400x300]

/plus, her one misconduct write-up when she was in the armed forces during WW2 was for contracting VD, so you know she put out.




img849.imageshack.us
 
2013-02-13 12:48:09 PM  

Im_Gumby: FirstNationalBastard: intotheabyss81: Meh. With as good as CGI is becoming we will soon be able to see ANYONE naked.
/Bea Arthur
//You're welcome

Hey, young Bea Arthur was kind of hittable

[images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 400x300]

/plus, her one misconduct write-up when she was in the armed forces during WW2 was for contracting VD, so you know she put out.

[img849.imageshack.us image 358x462]


Please tell me you don't have the original for that.
 
2013-02-13 12:49:01 PM  
I might... lemme look
 
2013-02-13 12:49:39 PM  
So that means topless in one movie and bottomless in another?

suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com
 
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