Jim_Callahan: Hate to break it to you, but if your media filter is still so weak that you even remembered it was valentine's day tomorrow before seeing the headline, and you're single, then you're not an "adult" in anything but the strict legal sense.Adults don't really care that much about other people's affairs, rarely even noticing them unless invited and certainly don't horn in on other people's events just because they feel they're lacking sufficient attention for a day. That's thirteen-year-old-girl stuff, there.//Will probably have forgotten about it again by the time another hour has rolled by.//Actually usually forget it when I'm not single, too, but I've never forgotten a scheduled date and tend to buy little trinkets and stuff for girlfriends randomly anyhow, just by virtue of being raised in the south, so I rarely get in much trouble for it.
incendi: Shadowknight: God damn that's just creepy. I mean, it's creepy enough that there is a market for cuddle pillows with cartoon girls printed on them already. But add the fact that they are obviously little underage cartoon girls is just plain wrong.I would've gone more with "But add the fact that he is cuddling with them on public transportation is just plain wrong" but I guess there's a lot of wrong to choose from there.
evilotto: They can have it. The lovely Mrs. Otto and myself have been off of valentines day for about five years now. Fark a bunch of crowded resteruants and the exchanging of shiatty trinkets. We do put on the dog for our anniversaries though.
Summoner101: Or you can just act like it was any other day like Non-Christians treat Christmas.
Bungles: It's the duty of single people to go to restaurants being loud and obnoxious, in order to ruin as many peoples' dates as possible.Possibly have a little shiat under the table.
Shadowknight: God damn that's just creepy. I mean, it's creepy enough that there is a market for cuddle pillows with cartoon girls printed on them already. But add the fact that they are obviously little underage cartoon girls is just plain wrong.
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