Jim_Callahan: t if your media filter is still so weak that you even remembered it was valentine's day tomorrow before seeing the headline, and you're single, then you're not an "adult" in anything but the strict legal sense.
oldfarthenry: My artsy-fartsy daughter is making up a line of greeting cards as a part-time job/money-maker. I've convinced her to make a line for "awkward occasions" - (happy vasectomy/hysterectomy, congrats on you son/daughter coming out, muted reaction to your Asperger's diagnosis, etc.).A "celebrate your singlehood" card would go great in this product line.
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verbaltoxin: Notabunny: Nutrition belly[img.photobucket.com image 550x429]We're you looking for this thread?
spentmiles: I'm take PornHub to dinner and a movie. She seems like a fan of the Shoney's Dinner Buffet and Adam Sandler, so it's a match made in eHarmony. I've got a feeling that my sticky dick is going to be covered in popcorn by the end of the night. Planetary high-fives!!
Jim_Callahan: Adults don't really care that much about other people's affairs
Madaynun: the Holiday I'm looking forward to is Mar 14th.
CtrlAltDestroy: Valen- what? February 14th is Singles Awareness Day
thurstonxhowell: Madaynun: the Holiday I'm looking forward to is Mar 14th.Sasha Grey's birthday.
miss diminutive: Well, whatever makes you feel special.
GAT_00: thurstonxhowell: Madaynun: the Holiday I'm looking forward to is Mar 14th.Sasha Grey's birthday.That's not a disturbing piece of information to have handy, not at all.
IAMBOB: My roommate is having the married woman he's been seeing over for Valentines day dinner. Technically she's separated, but her ex is a psycho, and I plan on not being home when she's there in case he decides to pay a visit.So instead I'm going to go see an action flick, and do a small pub crawl afterwards to see if I can pick up any tearfully single women who don't mind making a drunken mistake.
dopekitty74: I'm married, but my hubby is on the other side of the atlantic. Probably will spend tomorrow crying and listening to Lovesong on the Adele cd, along with every other song that makes me weep.:(
thurstonxhowell: GAT_00: thurstonxhowell: Madaynun: the Holiday I'm looking forward to is Mar 14th.Sasha Grey's birthday.That's not a disturbing piece of information to have handy, not at all.Would you prefer if I went with the anniversary of Karl Marx's death?
Madaynun: I was referring to......http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=March%2014th
incendi: Shadowknight: God damn that's just creepy. I mean, it's creepy enough that there is a market for cuddle pillows with cartoon girls printed on them already. But add the fact that they are obviously little underage cartoon girls is just plain wrong.I would've gone more with "But add the fact that he is cuddling with them on public transportation is just plain wrong" but I guess there's a lot of wrong to choose from there.
ZeroCorpse: Here's the real scenario:
wyltoknow: I'm going to a speed dating event tomorrow. Meh, why not? I've never even seen a lesbo speed dating thing around here before and I've never been to one of these in general. Seems like it could be fun. Or terribly awkward. Either way, I enjoy new experiences. I don't expect to cure the single thing.
IAMBOB: My roommate is having the married woman he's been seeing over for Valentines day dinner. Technically she's separated, but her ex is a psycho, and I plan on not being home when she's there in case he decides to pay a visit.
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