quatchi: Amy Chandran said celebrating Valentine's Day with friends as a single person was just as fun as commemorating the occasion as a couple.Amy should probably learn about orgasms. She'd change her tune pretty quick./Unless, of course, they're planning a menage-a-trois thing in which case, never mind.
miss diminutive: Since when do orgasms require another person?
Shadowknight: But add the fact that they are obviously little underage cartoon girls is just plain wrong.
Shadowknight: God damn that's just creepy. I mean, it's creepy enough that there is a market for cuddle pillows with cartoon girls printed on them already. But add the fact that they are obviously little underage cartoon girls is just plain wrong.
gadian: Sure you are hon. Is that Haagen Daz I see on the counter? You're not going to eat that whole thing, I hope.
incendi: I would've gone more with "But add the fact that he is cuddling with them on public transportation is just plain wrong" but I guess there's a lot of wrong to choose from there.
Bungles: It's the duty of single people to go to restaurants being loud and obnoxious, in order to ruin as many peoples' dates as possible.Possibly have a little shiat under the table.
thatboyoverthere: I will be spending the day with my Transgender MTF friend by first going to the Hibachi Grill off university ave for all you Minnesota Farkers. And then we will spend the rest of the day playing video games and watching Anime. Alcohol may be involved at some point. Who knows.
Shadowknight: thatboyoverthere: I will be spending the day with my Transgender MTF friend by first going to the Hibachi Grill off university ave for all you Minnesota Farkers. And then we will spend the rest of the day playing video games and watching Anime. Alcohol may be involved at some point. Who knows.Now that's a CSB. I remember back in high school, my wife (then girlfriend) went to her senior prom. While there, her ex-boyfriend (now out of the closet as gay) had a fight with his same sex date, who wanted to leave early and go to a party. So he ended up riding home with us.So there I am, after prom with my girlfriend and her now gay ex boyfriend in the back seat, in tears and screaming about his asshole of a boyfriend. And me, in the driver's seat, not even upset about not getting laid because the situation was so surreal that I was trying not to laugh because I just knew it would be a great story some day.
Jim_Callahan: Hate to break it to you, but if your media filter is still so weak that you even remembered it was valentine's day tomorrow before seeing the headline, and you're single, then you're not an "adult" in anything but the strict legal sense.Adults don't really care that much about other people's affairs, rarely even noticing them unless invited and certainly don't horn in on other people's events just because they feel they're lacking sufficient attention for a day. That's thirteen-year-old-girl stuff, there.//Will probably have forgotten about it again by the time another hour has rolled by.//Actually usually forget it when I'm not single, too, but I've never forgotten a scheduled date and tend to buy little trinkets and stuff for girlfriends randomly anyhow, just by virtue of being raised in the south, so I rarely get in much trouble for it.
FirstNationalBastard: You probably still could have gotten some that night. A couple of wine coolers and he would have been up for anything.
Summoner101: Or you can just act like it was any other day like Non-Christians treat Christmas.
evilotto: They can have it. The lovely Mrs. Otto and myself have been off of valentines day for about five years now. Fark a bunch of crowded resteruants and the exchanging of shiatty trinkets. We do put on the dog for our anniversaries though.
ThrobblefootSpectre: I scored two rufie's from a friend. I'm set for valentine's day.
Doomed: The most I will concede to this romantic 'holiday' is a big plate of sushi with the wife celebrating our love.
MNguy: thatboyoverthere: I will be spending the day with my Transgender MTF friend by first going to the Hibachi Grill off university ave for all you Minnesota Farkers. And then we will spend the rest of the day playing video games and watching Anime. Alcohol may be involved at some point. Who knows.Is she hot?
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